The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits…
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest |
Man United | 13,754 | |
| 2 |
Arsenal Pass The Ball
Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ... |
Arsenal | 6,385 | |
| 3 |
JT's Ma
Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT) |
Liverpool | 6,216 | |
| 4 |
Feed The Scousers
Funny and great |
Man United | 5,299 | |
| 5 |
Seen Gerrard Win The League?
Well have you, aarrrgh!!! |
Arsenal | 4,815 | |
| 6 |
Dirty Northern B*stards
Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn. |
West Ham | 4,511 | |
| 7 |
We Pay Your Benefit
Scousers who else |
Arsenal | 3,864 | |
| 8 |
Enoch Showumni United's 21
Who's the daddy? |
Leeds United | 3,650 | |
| 9 |
Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ... |
Man United | 3,513 | |
| 10 |
We're On The P*ss
We're having a larfff! |
England | 3,299 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Posh Spice Is A Slapper
Various versions of this going round! |
Leeds United | 3,213 | |
| 12 |
Where's Your Mourinho
Yet another sung to Chelsea. |
Liverpool | 3,152 | |
| 13 |
We Paid For Your Hats
To the stewards and the police |
Arsenal | 3,148 | |
| 14 |
Come To See Eboue
Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see |
Arsenal | 3,134 | |
| 15 |
Marching With Abu Dhabi
Northern humour |
Man City | 3,000 | |
| 16 |
We'll Buy Your Club
We're so rich |
Man City | 2,886 | |
| 17 |
Get To Work You Lazy ...
Sung to either bindipping sides (Ed: That's Liverpool or Everton, ... |
Man United | 2,832 | |
| 18 |
Best Behaved Supporters In The Land
Best supporters in the world |
Liverpool | 2,794 | |
| 19 |
Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants
'Bout Rangers' players sister |
Celtic | 2,778 | |
| 20 |
John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe. |
Chelsea | 2,611 | |
| 21 |
Couldn't Carry Lampard
Fat w*nker |
West Ham | 2,597 | |
| 22 |
Liverpool Hoof The Ball
Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ... |
Arsenal | 2,529 | |
| 23 |
We're Not English, We Are Scouse
Saw it on Youtube |
Liverpool | 2,420 | |
| 24 |
We Nicked Your Microphone
Hilarious chant from when Leeds caused Chaos at Histon, pinching ... |
Leeds United | 2,369 | |
| 25 |
Interbred Scum
For the Derby |
Leeds United | 2,352 | |
| 26 |
Get Yer Tits Out
Like the log wolf whistle at the end. |
Newcastle | 2,272 | |
| 27 |
Bouncy, Bouncy
Sung whilst bouncing up and down of course |
Rangers | 2,226 | |
| 28 |
Fat Spanish Waiter
Man City sang to Rafa at Anfield |
Man City | 2,197 | |
| 29 |
We Never Win
Drown our sorrows |
Man City | 2,188 | |
| 30 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better ... |
Leeds United | 2,058 | |
| 31 |
Fill Up Your Car
Funny despite him not seeing sense and coming to City |
Man City | 1,973 | |
| 32 |
She Fell Over
Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl |
Arsenal | 1,956 | |
| 33 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Funny aimed at the scousers. |
West Ham | 1,908 | |
| 34 |
My Garden Shed
Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size. |
Aston Villa | 1,804 | |
| 35 |
Are We Too Rich For You
Yes, I guess we are... (Ed: Excuse me while I ... |
Man City | 1,780 | |
| 36 |
Christian Dailly
We'd let him 'ave our wives. |
West Ham | 1,706 | |
| 37 |
Your Ground's From B & Q
Sung at Colchester 06/07 season |
Leeds United | 1,673 | |
| 38 |
We Are F*cking Loaded
Wrong but true |
Man City | 1,606 | |
| 39 |
Geordie Boys
We like to do it like |
Newcastle | 1,543 | |
| 40 |
Your Suit's From Matalan
Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire. |
Man City | 1,513 | |
| 41 |
Shall We Build A Ground For You
Sang to the Scousers, we can afford it why not ... |
Man City | 1,502 | |
| 42 |
Bounce In A Minute
Accompanied by jumping up and down |
Liverpool | 1,444 | |
| 43 |
The Kirk Broadfoot Song
For our white cafu |
Rangers | 1,378 | |
| 44 |
John Motson My Lord
Simply the best. Sung when the shambolic ITV were at ... |
Leeds United | 1,376 | |
| 45 |
My Garden Shed
Sung at Old Trafford amongst others |
Sunderland | 1,372 | |
| 46 |
Boro Stayed At Home
Where are they? |
Newcastle | 1,341 | |
| 47 |
We're So Rich It's Unbelievable
Rolling in it |
Man City | 1,310 | |
| 48 |
Third World Country!
Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ... |
Leeds United | 1,275 | |
| 49 |
Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down
Sung at Brighton |
Leeds United | 1,250 | |
| 50 |
Silent Night
Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton |
Birmingham City | 1,170 | |
| 51 |
Niall Quinn's Disco Pants
Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better ... |
Sunderland | 1,128 | |
| 52 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Always wondered what we sounded like. Classic to Walsall's taunt ... |
Leeds United | 1,122 | |
| 53 |
Shoes Off If You Hate Man U!
Hilarious when the whole away holds their shoes up high |
Leeds United | 1,096 | |
| 54 |
Bring On The Trumpets
Thought this was funny enough to put up |
Millwall | 1,077 | Rate it |
| 55 |
Pogo If You Love The Toon
Up and down |
Newcastle | 1,068 | |
| 56 |
Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey
brilliant made by back of tilton |
Birmingham City | 1,038 | |
| 57 |
Ayatollah
Classic Cardiff City |
Cardiff City | 963 | |
| 58 |
Go On Trundle
Good advice to Lee Trundle |
Leeds United | 954 | |
| 59 |
I've Got A Shed
S*it ground, no fans. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 946 | |
| 60 |
Harry Redknapp's Got A Twitch
Judas. Pompey deserve him. |
Southampton | 941 | |
| 61 |
That Boy Ronaldo
Let's all wind the rest of England up! |
Man United | 926 | |
| 62 |
We're Sh*t And We Know We Are
Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ... |
Leeds United | 922 | |
| 63 |
De, De, De De
Lyrics not fully known, see below. |
Sunderland | 905 | |
| 64 |
You'll get Foot & Mouth
This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ... |
Birmingham City | 886 | |
| 65 |
Rangers Scoring
Hear Rangers Score All The Time |
Rangers | 837 | |
| 66 |
When The Beans Come Out The Tin
everybody loves beans |
Birmingham City | 832 | |
| 67 |
Stick Yer Blue Flag Up Ye Arse
Sideways.... |
Queens Park Rangers | 815 | |
| 68 |
You Can Stick England
Another dig at all those winking haters! |
Man United | 800 | |
| 69 |
Sebo
Celtic taking the p*ss chanting for Rangers to bring on ... |
Celtic | 789 | |
| 70 |
Tevez Is A Wedsnesdayite
Our hero from West Ham. |
Sheffield Wednesday | 785 | |
| 71 |
Fresh Air
Winding up the Smoggies |
Sunderland | 784 | |
| 72 |
We Only Score From A Throw In
After Liam Lawrence secured Stoke's premiership position with a 25 ... |
Stoke City | 780 | |
| 73 |
Portugal, Portugal
Another one for the great man's hecklers. |
Man United | 777 | |
| 74 |
One Frank Sinatra
For ex chairman Thaksin Shinawatra |
Man City | 775 | |
| 75 |
Ten Men Couldnae Carry Nade
big fat nade |
Hibs | 756 | |
| 76 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ... |
Leeds United | 744 | |
| 77 |
Argentina, Argentina!
Anti England fanchant for Gabriel Heinze. Good ringtone if you ... |
Man United | 743 | |
| 78 |
Let's All Have A Disco
Fun times on the terraces |
Aston Villa | 729 | |
| 79 |
Cheer Up Billy Davies
Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby |
Birmingham City | 725 | |
| 80 |
Sh*t Ground No Bogs
Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs. |
Leeds United | 705 | |
| 81 |
Sign On
The old classic sung to the poor people. |
Nottm Forest | 698 | |
| 82 |
One Carlos Tevez
Always a hero in our book after scoring the goals ... |
Sheffield Wednesday | 691 | |
| 83 |
We All Agree
One team better than England? That'll be United. |
Man United | 686 | |
| 84 |
England Give Us A Song!
Having a go at opposition fans about Ronaldo |
Man United | 676 | |
| 85 |
Right Side / Left Side
It's funny while your singing it |
Middlesbrough | 673 | |
| 86 |
This Is The Best Trip
Sang at most away games |
Hull City | 659 | |
| 87 |
Goal Kick Funny
A great way to put the keeper off his kick. |
Leicester City | 655 | |
| 88 |
No-one Hates You No-one Cares
Not the best recording. Worth putting in as is funny, ... |
Crystal Palace | 651 | |
| 89 |
One Nil To The Famous Team
Great one sung at Leeds last time. |
Nottm Forest | 648 | |
| 90 |
Could Be Worse, We Could Be Leeds
Sung about our friends (I use the term loosely) who've ... |
Derby | 647 | |
| 91 |
O'Connor
The song says it all really. |
Birmingham City | 646 | |
| 92 |
Let's All Have A Disco
You can tell by the way they walk, they are ... |
Portsmouth | 640 | |
| 93 |
We Always Get S*** Refs
Why does that happen, every time! |
West Bromwich Albion | 634 | |
| 94 |
Tracksuits From Matalan
Dodgy.... |
Sheffield Utd | 630 | |
| 95 |
I Am An FC Fan
I am an FC fan by FC United of Manchester ... |
FC United | 615 | |
| 96 |
We Won It One Time
Those were the days |
Fulham | 614 | |
| 97 |
Ginger Pubes
No luck for the gingers |
Dundee United | 613 | |
| 98 |
Cheer Up Jimmy Jefferies
Cheer Up Jim Jefferies |
Hibs | 609 | |
| 99 |
Let's All Have A Disco
You can tell by the way we walk. |
Cardiff City | 574 | |
| 100 |
Come On City
Someone getting right into it |
Man City | 565 | |
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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. England 'till I Die England! Arsenal FC
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Park Park Wherever You ... Arsenal Pass The Ball JT's Ma
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! He Goes By The ... Fernando Torres! Liverpool's Number ... Steve Gerrard
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Vindaloo 5-1 Even Heskey Scored C'Mon England
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. 10 German Bombers In ... Whose That Tw*t From ... Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Mourinho Are You Listening Peter Crouch Feet Out ... Every Other Saturday
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. We've Got Vermaelen Bring It Home Everton Blue Sh*te
Saurin Est Une Charette
Chant adressé au goal d'auxerre ...
Hoo Diawara
Chant adressé au traitre Diawara ...
Holey
Chant plus gestuel, le virage ...
Ho Hisse Enc...
Degagement du gardien adverse mais ...
Geordie Vuvuzela (Lyric only)
No need for the vuvuzela! ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolverhampton Wanderers |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 13 | 5 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 14 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 15 | 4 |
Michael Hedaux Peterborough United |