Top 100 Funny Football Songs

The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits…

Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	Man United	13,990	4.93333
2	JT's Ma Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)	Liverpool	6,941	4.8
3	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	Arsenal	6,554	Rate it
4	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Chelsea	6,003	5.0
5	Where's Your Mourinho Yet another sung to Chelsea.	Liverpool	5,153	4.0
6	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	Arsenal	4,970	5.0
7	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	West Ham	4,228	5.0
8	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	Arsenal	4,048	Rate it
9	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	Arsenal	3,413	4.0
10	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	West Ham	2,539	5.0
11	My Garden Shed Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size.	Aston Villa	2,342	5.0
12	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	Arsenal	2,307	Rate it
13	My Garden Shed Sung at Old Trafford amongst others	Sunderland	2,209	5.0
14	Maxi Gradel Maxi gradel	Leicester City	2,186	5.0
15	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	West Ham	1,986	5.0
16	Always S*** On A Tesco Carrier Bag Every little helps	Wolves	1,951	5.0
17	Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: not ...	Sunderland	1,809	5.0
18	Rather Be A Dingle Sang when albion calls us fat dingle b***ards	Wolves	1,748	5.0
19	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Newcastle United	1,680	4.0
20	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Newcastle United	1,666	5.0
21	Your Suit's From Matalan Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.	Man City	1,633	Rate it
22	You'll get Foot & Mouth This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ...	Birmingham City	1,495	Rate it
23	Small Town In Moscow Funny chant to wind up Chelsea.	Man City	1,424	Rate it
24	Third World Country! Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ...	Leeds	1,296	Rate it
25	Your Ground's From B & Q Sung at Colchester 06/07 season	Leeds	1,256	Rate it
26	Tevez Is A Wedsnesdayite Our hero from West Ham.	Sheffield Wednesday	1,205	Rate it
27	O'Connor The song says it all really.	Birmingham City	1,196	Rate it
28	Ayatollah Classic Cardiff City	Cardiff City	1,160	4.5
29	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Newcastle United	1,106	3.0
30	Could Be Worse, We Could Be Leeds Sung about our friends (I use the term loosely) who've ...	Derby County	1,075	5.0
31	Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down Sung at Brighton	Leeds	1,010	Rate it
32	Wise, Wise Funny sung to Dennis Wise when he took Leeds United ...	Derby County	948	5.0
33	Stick Yer Blue Flag Up Ye Arse Sideways....	Queens Park Rangers	926	Rate it
34	Sign On The old classic sung to the poor people.	Nottingham Forest	917	5.0
35	Goal Kick Funny A great way to put the keeper off his kick.	Leicester City	912	5.0
36	One Carlos Tevez Always a hero in our book after scoring the goals ...	Sheffield Wednesday	907	Rate it
37	Are You Grimsby In Disguise Sung when we are playing a team that ain't too ...	Hull City	894	Rate it
38	We're Sh*t And We Know We Are Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ...	Leeds	872	Rate it
39	Cheer Up Billy Davies Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby	Birmingham City	847	Rate it
40	Sh*t Ground No Bogs Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs.	Leeds	830	Rate it
41	I've Got A Shed S*it ground, no fans.	Sheffield Wednesday	804	Rate it
42	One Steve McClaren Taking the Steve out of the English.	Cardiff City	778	5.0
43	Harry Redknapp's Got A Twitch Judas. Pompey deserve him.	Southampton	771	5.0
44	We've Won It... Sang in reply to Liverpools '5 times'	Wigan	761	3.0
45	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Portsmouth	734	Rate it
46	Tracksuits From Matalan Dodgy....	Sheffield Utd	668	Rate it
47	Funny Goal Kick One of the best we've heard, funny...	Plymouth Argyle	651	5.0
48	Go Home Sung by QPR fans when it's getting embarrassing for the ...	Queens Park Rangers	646	Rate it
49	Mowbray Knock Him Out The boss has a go.	West Bromwich Albion	617	5.0
50	We Always Get S*** Refs Why does that happen, every time!	West Bromwich Albion	611	5.0
51	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way we walk.	Cardiff City	611	4.0
52	We're Off To Liverpool, You're off to Blackpool Sung to L**ds Scum	Preston North End	606	Rate it
53	Arse To A Russian Chelsea sold out....	Blackburn Rovers	601	Rate it
54	The Palace Family A social services minefield.	Bristol City	582	Rate it
55	Ayatollah Jonesy The boss giving it the Ayatollah.	Cardiff City	579	4.0
56	Interbred Yorkshire Scum More social working required here.	Tranmere Rovers	577	5.0
57	Hudders Funny 1 Apparently the police are keeping him from his wild women.	Huddersfield Town	574	5.0
58	One Nil To The Famous Team Great one sung at Leeds last time.	Nottingham Forest	574	5.0
59	Crying On The Tele Sung to the Leeds fans seen on the box yelling ...	Huddersfield Town	554	5.0
60	Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants 'Bout Rangers' players sister	Celtic	535	5.0
61	Always look on Turf Moor... Turf Moor Sh*t Heap	Preston North End	503	Rate it
62	Small Town In Millwall Was sung to wind up West Ham. Class.	Plymouth Argyle	487	Rate it
63	Bouncy, Bouncy Sung whilst bouncing up and down of course	Rangers	482	Rate it
64	Brighton Are S*it Sung at Palace to wind 'em up.	Ipswich Town	456	Rate it
65	Let's All Have A Disco Fun times on the terraces	Aston Villa	450	Rate it
66	Let's All Have A Disco Boogy on down. Great Southampton ringtone. Sung whilst dancing around ...	Southampton	439	5.0
67	Are You Villa In Disguise Was sung at Burnley recently as they wear the same ...	West Bromwich Albion	437	5.0
68	The Beast Is An Albion Fan Better than a wolf anyday.	West Bromwich Albion	399	5.0
69	Silent Night Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton	Birmingham City	396	5.0
70	Malky Mackay Funny chant...	Watford	383	3.0
71	No-one Hates You No-one Cares Not the best recording. Worth putting in as is funny, ...	Crystal Palace	376	Rate it
72	One Dave Allen Sung for Sheff Wed's chairman who's sued a load of ...	Barnsley	346	Rate it
73	This Is The Best Trip Sang at most away games	Hull City	333	Rate it
74	Can We Play You Every Week Easy, easy, easy....	Watford	313	3.5
75	Dennis Wise On A Piece Of String Favourite toy.	Swindon Town	312	Rate it
76	Wise Out, (Wise Out) Should've been Wise in with the superb job he was ...	Preston North End	302	Rate it
77	We're Just Too Good Classic, sang at Leeds.	Doncaster Rovers	300	Rate it
78	Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey brilliant made by back of tilton	Birmingham City	292	Rate it
79	Wise, Wise Funny one, I think Derby also sing this.	Swindon Town	278	Rate it
80	Who Need's Mourihno Sung everytime the saviour physio comes running out.	Scunthorpe United	270	Rate it
81	Sebo Celtic taking the p*ss chanting for Rangers to bring on ...	Celtic	264	Rate it
82	Sit Down If You're Going Down Another one for those at the bottom	Preston North End	261	Rate it
83	We're Not Famous Anymore Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...."	Leeds	243	Rate it
84	Where's Yer Money Gone Another that was sung to the Leeds scum.	Swindon Town	202	5.0
85	When The Beans Come Out The Tin everybody loves beans	Birmingham City	200	Rate it
86	League One And You Know You Are Sung to Leeds...	Swindon Town	193	2.0
87	Come To Watch The Yeovil Funny one, we sung to Leeds.	Yeovil Town	183	5.0
88	Just Like Watchin' Brazil Socrates, Zico, they're all here.	Hereford United	164	Rate it
89	I'm A B*stard Bury scum...	Rochdale	162	Rate it
90	What A Waste Of Council Tax Funny Grimsby football chant, aimed at the police	Grimsby Town	156	Rate it
91	Foot And Mouth song for the vile	Birmingham City	154	Rate it
92	Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal When we're desperate for some action, it's followed by goal ...	Grimsby Town	148	Rate it
93	We P*ss On Your Fish Hehe (Ed: Never have fish and chips in Grimsby, not ...	Grimsby Town	146	5.0
94	Let's All Have Disco Accompanied by a bit of a shuffle around the terrace.	Yeovil Town	139	5.0
95	Posh Spice I wouldn't say no!	Crewe Alexandra	135	Rate it
96	Goal Kick Classic old way to celebrate a s*it goal kick by ...	Cheltenham Town	127	5.0
97	Sing When We're Fishin' Mariners still fishin for that No 1 hit!	Grimsby Town	126	Rate it
98	Champions League To The LDV Great funny re Leeds United's demise	AFC Bournemouth	110	Rate it
99	Grim Up North Grey, dark and it smells a bit, lovely	Brighton	106	Rate it
100	Stand Up If You're 4-1 Down Dark football humour, laughing in the face of adversity	Grimsby Town	76	Rate it

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