Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	Man United	13,754	4.93617
2	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	Arsenal	6,385	5.0
3	JT's Ma Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)	Liverpool	6,216	4.93333
4	Feed The Scousers Funny and great	Man United	5,299	4.5
5	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	Arsenal	4,815	4.75
6	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	West Ham	4,511	4.90909
7	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	Arsenal	3,864	5.0
8	Enoch Showumni United's 21 Who's the daddy?	Leeds United	3,650	4.87499
9	Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...	Man United	3,513	4.28571
10	We're On The P*ss We're having a larfff!	England	3,299	Rate it

11	Posh Spice Is A Slapper Various versions of this going round!	Leeds United	3,213	4.5
12	Where's Your Mourinho Yet another sung to Chelsea.	Liverpool	3,152	3.72727
13	We Paid For Your Hats To the stewards and the police	Arsenal	3,148	5.0
14	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see	Arsenal	3,134	5.0
15	Marching With Abu Dhabi Northern humour	Man City	3,000	4.90909
16	We'll Buy Your Club We're so rich	Man City	2,886	5.0
17	Get To Work You Lazy ... Sung to either bindipping sides (Ed: That's Liverpool or Everton, ...	Man United	2,832	5.0
18	Best Behaved Supporters In The Land Best supporters in the world	Liverpool	2,794	4.33333
19	Charlie Adam's Sister's Pants 'Bout Rangers' players sister	Celtic	2,778	4.33333
20	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Chelsea	2,611	5.0

21	Couldn't Carry Lampard Fat w*nker	West Ham	2,597	5.0
22	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	Arsenal	2,529	4.5
23	We're Not English, We Are Scouse Saw it on Youtube	Liverpool	2,420	5.0
24	We Nicked Your Microphone Hilarious chant from when Leeds caused Chaos at Histon, pinching ...	Leeds United	2,369	4.4
25	Interbred Scum For the Derby	Leeds United	2,352	4.75
26	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Newcastle	2,272	4.4
27	Bouncy, Bouncy Sung whilst bouncing up and down of course	Rangers	2,226	5.0
28	Fat Spanish Waiter Man City sang to Rafa at Anfield	Man City	2,197	4.5
29	We Never Win Drown our sorrows	Man City	2,188	4.83333
30	We're Not Famous Anymore Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better ...	Leeds United	2,058	5.0

31	Fill Up Your Car Funny despite him not seeing sense and coming to City	Man City	1,973	5.0
32	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	Arsenal	1,956	5.0
33	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	West Ham	1,908	5.0
34	My Garden Shed Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size.	Aston Villa	1,804	5.0
35	Are We Too Rich For You Yes, I guess we are... (Ed: Excuse me while I ...	Man City	1,780	5.0
36	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	West Ham	1,706	5.0
37	Your Ground's From B & Q Sung at Colchester 06/07 season	Leeds United	1,673	4.8
38	We Are F*cking Loaded Wrong but true	Man City	1,606	4.75
39	Geordie Boys We like to do it like	Newcastle	1,543	4.66667
40	Your Suit's From Matalan Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.	Man City	1,513	3.66667

41	Shall We Build A Ground For You Sang to the Scousers, we can afford it why not ...	Man City	1,502	5.0
42	Bounce In A Minute Accompanied by jumping up and down	Liverpool	1,444	5.0
43	The Kirk Broadfoot Song For our white cafu	Rangers	1,378	5.0
44	John Motson My Lord Simply the best. Sung when the shambolic ITV were at ...	Leeds United	1,376	5.0
45	My Garden Shed Sung at Old Trafford amongst others	Sunderland	1,372	5.0
46	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Newcastle	1,341	5.0
47	We're So Rich It's Unbelievable Rolling in it	Man City	1,310	4.5
48	Third World Country! Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ...	Leeds United	1,275	5.0
49	Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down Sung at Brighton	Leeds United	1,250	4.5
50	Silent Night Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton	Birmingham City	1,170	5.0

51	Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better ...	Sunderland	1,128	5.0
52	We're Not Famous Anymore Always wondered what we sounded like. Classic to Walsall's taunt ...	Leeds United	1,122	5.0
53	Shoes Off If You Hate Man U! Hilarious when the whole away holds their shoes up high	Leeds United	1,096	5.0
54	Bring On The Trumpets Thought this was funny enough to put up	Millwall	1,077	Rate it
55	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Newcastle	1,068	4.33333
56	Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey brilliant made by back of tilton	Birmingham City	1,038	5.0
57	Ayatollah Classic Cardiff City	Cardiff City	963	4.5
58	Go On Trundle Good advice to Lee Trundle	Leeds United	954	5.0
59	I've Got A Shed S*it ground, no fans.	Sheffield Wednesday	946	5.0
60	Harry Redknapp's Got A Twitch Judas. Pompey deserve him.	Southampton	941	5.0

61	That Boy Ronaldo Let's all wind the rest of England up!	Man United	926	4.5
62	We're Sh*t And We Know We Are Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ...	Leeds United	922	5.0
63	De, De, De De Lyrics not fully known, see below.	Sunderland	905	4.71428
64	You'll get Foot & Mouth This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ...	Birmingham City	886	4.75
65	Rangers Scoring Hear Rangers Score All The Time	Rangers	837	5.0
66	When The Beans Come Out The Tin everybody loves beans	Birmingham City	832	5.0
67	Stick Yer Blue Flag Up Ye Arse Sideways....	Queens Park Rangers	815	5.0
68	You Can Stick England Another dig at all those winking haters!	Man United	800	3.85715
69	Sebo Celtic taking the p*ss chanting for Rangers to bring on ...	Celtic	789	4.75
70	Tevez Is A Wedsnesdayite Our hero from West Ham.	Sheffield Wednesday	785	5.0

71	Fresh Air Winding up the Smoggies	Sunderland	784	4.66667
72	We Only Score From A Throw In After Liam Lawrence secured Stoke's premiership position with a 25 ...	Stoke City	780	4.75
73	Portugal, Portugal Another one for the great man's hecklers.	Man United	777	3.0
74	One Frank Sinatra For ex chairman Thaksin Shinawatra	Man City	775	5.0
75	Ten Men Couldnae Carry Nade big fat nade	Hibs	756	5.0
76	You're Not Fit To Referee Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ...	Leeds United	744	4.33333
77	Argentina, Argentina! Anti England fanchant for Gabriel Heinze. Good ringtone if you ...	Man United	743	3.4
78	Let's All Have A Disco Fun times on the terraces	Aston Villa	729	5.0
79	Cheer Up Billy Davies Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby	Birmingham City	725	5.0
80	Sh*t Ground No Bogs Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs.	Leeds United	705	4.5

81	Sign On The old classic sung to the poor people.	Nottm Forest	698	5.0
82	One Carlos Tevez Always a hero in our book after scoring the goals ...	Sheffield Wednesday	691	5.0
83	We All Agree One team better than England? That'll be United.	Man United	686	4.2
84	England Give Us A Song! Having a go at opposition fans about Ronaldo	Man United	676	2.6
85	Right Side / Left Side It's funny while your singing it	Middlesbrough	673	5.0
86	This Is The Best Trip Sang at most away games	Hull City	659	4.0
87	Goal Kick Funny A great way to put the keeper off his kick.	Leicester City	655	5.0
88	No-one Hates You No-one Cares Not the best recording. Worth putting in as is funny, ...	Crystal Palace	651	5.0
89	One Nil To The Famous Team Great one sung at Leeds last time.	Nottm Forest	648	5.0
90	Could Be Worse, We Could Be Leeds Sung about our friends (I use the term loosely) who've ...	Derby	647	5.0

91	O'Connor The song says it all really.	Birmingham City	646	5.0
92	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Portsmouth	640	5.0
93	We Always Get S*** Refs Why does that happen, every time!	West Bromwich Albion	634	5.0
94	Tracksuits From Matalan Dodgy....	Sheffield Utd	630	5.0
95	I Am An FC Fan I am an FC fan by FC United of Manchester ...	FC United	615	5.0
96	We Won It One Time Those were the days	Fulham	614	4.0
97	Ginger Pubes No luck for the gingers	Dundee United	613	5.0
98	Cheer Up Jimmy Jefferies Cheer Up Jim Jefferies	Hibs	609	5.0
99	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way we walk.	Cardiff City	574	4.5
100	Come On City Someone getting right into it	Man City	565	5.0

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