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The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Funny Football Chants
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Made Up Chants And Songs
We Won The World Cup ...
to the tune of that ...
I Wanna Be Wayne Rooney ...
Song for Wayne - to ...
England's Number 1
For ex-keeper Keiren Westwood
England Bring Home Victory
Here's a cracking song from ...
England! (With Clapping)
Great ringtone
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6 |
Wayne Kerr England |
| 2 | 4 |
Matt Harrris England |
| 3 | 2 |
Paul Kenny England |
| 4 | 1 |
Dan Frost England |
| 5 | 1 |
Chris Price England |
| 6 | 1 |
Jon Hill England |
| 7 | 1 |
Chris England |
| 8 | 1 |
Paul Jaffa England |
| 9 | 1 |
Riccardo England |
| 10 | 1 |
Adam B England |
If only the team played as well as the fans sung - we'd be World Champions!
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
10 German Bombers In The Air.
10 German bombers. RAF shot em down |
'avin a Go | 2,767 | |
| 2 |
Who Are Ya?
Eh? Who are ya? |
'avin a Go | 2,747 | Rate it |
| 3 |
England 'till I die
And thereafter. |
Anthems | 2,651 | Rate it |
| 4 |
England!
Another classic and a great ringtone. |
Anthems | 2,514 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Rule Britannia
Should be our anthem. |
Anthems | 2,304 | Rate it |
| 6 |
God Save The Queen
These are the full lyrics, the recording is just the ... |
Anthems | 1,902 | Rate it |
| 7 |
5-1 Even Heskey Scored
Zoze ver ze daze. |
Classics | 1,671 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Engerrland
One of the best. |
Anthems | 1,620 | |
| 9 |
Rooney, Rooney
Our saviour? |
Hall of Fame | 1,605 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Can you hear the Germans sing?
Nein. |
'avin a Go | 1,553 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Vindaloo
We All Love Vindaloo!!!! |
Classics | 1,531 | Rate it |
| 12 |
C'Mon England
Come on England! |
Classics | 1,409 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Stevie G Big And 'ard
Ode to the big man. |
Hall of Fame | 1,302 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Who The F**king 'ell Are You?
Come on then. |
'avin a Go | 1,219 | Rate it |
| 15 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Can we hear 'em? |
'avin a Go | 1,074 | Rate it |
| 16 |
England Bring Home Victory
Here's a cracking song from Tenderhooks (Myspace: www.myspace.com/tenderhooks4u) |
Classics | 1,021 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Easy! Easy!
Too easy. |
Classics | 983 | Rate it |
| 18 |
We Love England
We do... |
Classics | 719 | Rate it |
| 19 |
England! (With Clapping)
Great ringtone |
Classics | 662 | Rate it |
| 20 |
England's Number 1
For ex-keeper Keiren Westwood |
Hall of Fame | 461 | Rate it |
| 21 |
World Wars (Lyric only)
Usually sung at Germany. |
'avin a Go | 1,190 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Jerusalem (Lyric only)
Should be our anthem ........ |
Anthems | 911 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Football Is Coming Home (Lyric only)
The very good song for the national of England. Come ... |
Classics | 787 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Keep St George In My Heart (Lyric only)
The mighty St George |
Anthems | 670 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Da Da Der Da Da Der Der Derrr! (Lyric only)
English Band playing Da Da Der Da Der Der Derrrr. ... |
Classics | 549 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Never Beat The English (Lyric only)
The mighty mighty England |
Classics | 442 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Are You Scotland In Disguise? (Lyric only)
Heard against Kazakhstan, and any team we beat .... |
'avin a Go | 398 | Rate it |
| 28 |
You're Sh*t (But Your Birds Are Fit) (Lyric only)
sung to Ukraine in Dnipro |
Funny | 327 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Barmy Army (Lyric only)
The Barmy Army |
Classics | 317 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Swede (Lyric only)
I'd rather be a turnip |
Funny | 309 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Small Town In England (Lyric only)
Sung to the Welsh, who else? |
Anthems | 306 | Rate it |
| 32 |
What's It Like To S*ag A Sheep? (Lyric only)
Sung to the Welsh |
'avin a Go | 263 | Rate it |
| 33 |
Are You Watching In Scotland (Lyric only)
World Cup ere we come! (sung when we are sailing ... |
'avin a Go | 229 | Rate it |
| 34 |
5-1 To The England (Lyric only)
Germany Who?? |
Funny | 228 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Small Town In Russia (Lyric only)
sung to Ukraine fans in Dnipro |
'avin a Go | 221 | Rate it |
| 36 |
One Bobby Robson (Lyric only)
to a great man who has sadly died |
Classics | 205 | Rate it |
| 37 |
2-1 Even Upson Scored. (Lyric only)
Even Upson Scored! |
'avin a Go | 194 | Rate it |
| 38 |
I Wanna Be Wayne Rooney (Lyric only)
Song for Wayne - to the tune of Anarchy in ... |
Hall of Fame | 46 | Rate it |
| 39 |
We Won The World Cup (Lyric only)
to the tune of that boy ronaldo |
Anthems | 39 | Rate it |
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