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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Blaydon Races (chorus only) All time classic from the Toon.	Anthems	3,621	4.6
2	We Are The Geordies We are mental and we are mad.	Anthems	3,616	5.0
3	Drunk And Disorderly Always sung and always true.	Anthems	3,258	4.3
4	Toon Black And White Army Good Newcastle United ringtone (Ed: Better audio added)	Anthems	2,916	4.66667
5	Newcastle The basic ones are always the best. makes a great ...	Anthems	2,850	4.7

6	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	'avin a Go	2,818	4.66667
7	Fat Cockney We don't like Cockneys	'avin a Go	2,626	5.0
8	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Funny	2,468	4.0
9	We Hate Sunderland Need we say more, ace ringtone.	Classics	2,366	5.0
10	Do The Ameobi to tune of The Hoki Koki	Hall of Fame	2,269	5.0


11	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Favourite ringtone.	Classics	2,160	4.0
12	La La La Geordies Makes a tuneful ringtone.	Classics	2,070	5.0
13	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Funny	1,927	5.0
14	Obafemi Martins How old is he again?	Hall of Fame	1,893	4.2
15	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	'avin a Go	1,759	5.0

16	Spell It Out Spelling out our love.	Classics	1,740	5.0
17	Michael Owen Assasin extraordinaire	Hall of Fame	1,717	5.0
18	Excited Geordie Funny as chuff, great ringtone.	Classics	1,628	5.0
19	E-I-E-I-E-I-O King Kev!	Classics	1,617	4.25
20	Keano! Sang at most home games	Classics	1,592	4.5


21	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	'avin a Go	1,517	5.0
22	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	'avin a Go	1,383	5.0
23	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Funny	1,381	4.33333
24	Nicky Nicky Butt A song for are ginger solid midfielder to the theme ...	Hall of Fame	1,379	5.0
25	F*ck Off At The Pennywell Aimed at Sunderland Most people are familiar with the Pennywell ...	'avin a Go	1,364	5.0

26	4-1 Even Chopra Scored When we beat the Scum 4-1	'avin a Go	1,317	5.0
27	United, Toon A real rouser.	Anthems	1,316	5.0
28	When The Mags, Go Marching In All geordies will be there. (Ed: Updated version)	Anthems	1,243	5.0
29	Alan Smith Top marksmen for the toon.	Hall of Fame	1,236	5.0
30	Get out of our club Directed Towards Mike Ashley	'avin a Go	1,194	5.0


31	He's Coming Home He's back in the Toon.	Anthems	1,193	2.5
32	Dirty Mackems Giving it to the Mackems straight	'avin a Go	1,151	5.0
33	Hark Now Hear. Keep the faith.	Anthems	1,150	5.0
34	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	'avin a Go	1,115	5.0
35	Stevey Harper Newcastle song for the best goalie in the league	Hall of Fame	1,073	Rate it

36	The Wings Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	'avin a Go	1,058	5.0
37	Geordies Self explanatory really	Classics	1,047	5.0
38	Liam + Andy O'Brien to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	1,015	5.0
39	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	'avin a Go	997	4.66667
40	Bobby Robson's Black and White Army To the late, great Bobby	Anthems	984	5.0


41	Tyne And Wears Worst Sung to Sunderland obviously	'avin a Go	967	4.0
42	Keano's On The Dole One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)	'avin a Go	964	4.5
43	Howay The Lads Howay The Lads	Classics	938	Rate it
44	Your Support Rubbish.	'avin a Go	936	4.0
45	Never Be Defeated We are invincible (Ed: Imroved version)	Classics	936	5.0

46	Get The Mackems Out Get the filth out	'avin a Go	936	5.0
47	Small Town In Durham Sang to wind the Mackems up	'avin a Go	920	Rate it
48	Shearer Our legend number 9, Ed: Improved chant	Hall of Fame	901	5.0
49	Let's Go Mental We're Mental	Classics	888	5.0
50	One Steven Taylor Our only steady stopper.	Hall of Fame	877	4.5


51	Peter Lovenkrands Sung all over the place!	Hall of Fame	834	5.0
52	Whats It Like To See A Crowd Also sung to teams with almost no fans. Ed: extended ...	'avin a Go	821	Rate it
53	Soft As... Again sang at Sunderland	'avin a Go	802	5.0
54	Attack Classic football war cry.	Classics	782	5.0
55	Mark Viduka For the big man up front. Ed: Better and longer ...	Hall of Fame	781	5.0

56	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	'avin a Go	758	5.0
57	(Clap) Geordies (Extended) Simple but great toon ringtone.	Classics	740	5.0
58	Keegan Wonderland King Kev's back in toon!	Hall of Fame	737	5.0
59	What Was That Having a go at the opposition	'avin a Go	725	Rate it
60	Charles N'Zogbia Song for our powerful french midfielder.	Hall of Fame	712	3.5


61	Obefemi Martins Better quality extended version but without the 21 or 28.	Hall of Fame	691	5.0
62	Claps Clapping to a tuneful Geordie beat	Classics	680	5.0
63	Stand Up If You Hate Sunderland Arise fellow Magpies	'avin a Go	672	5.0
64	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	'avin a Go	654	Rate it
65	You'll Never Do The Double Sang when we played Sunderland last year	'avin a Go	642	Rate it

66	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	'avin a Go	641	5.0
67	You're Scum And You Know You Are Another we sing to Sundrland	'avin a Go	637	5.0
68	Scum, Scum, Scum It's all in the name	'avin a Go	626	Rate it
69	Big Sam's Barmy Army Gone but not forgotton.	Hall of Fame	611	5.0
70	Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army This is what we sing.	Hall of Fame	604	5.0


71	Mark Viduka (Clap) Another for the big man.	Hall of Fame	585	5.0
72	Keegan Kevin Keegan, legend.	Anthems	540	3.66667
73	Glen Roeder's Barmy Army And we will fight forever more.	Hall of Fame	524	5.0
74	Geordie Boys We like to do it like	Funny	246	Rate it
75	We Love Newcastle NUFC	Classics	242	Rate it

76	Southgate Song For the Boro, lovely	'avin a Go	226	Rate it
77	The Boro Dirty Smoggies	'avin a Go	206	Rate it
78	Time To Go To tune of Vindaloo	'avin a Go	203	Rate it
79	Alan Shearer's Black And White Army Newcastle song for Wor Al	Hall of Fame	202	Rate it
80	Who Are Ya? Old chant sung by most teams	'avin a Go	169	Rate it


81	Only One Alan Shearer The one and only	Hall of Fame	165	Rate it
82	Na, na, Geordies Good old classic	Classics	162	Rate it
83	Stand Up If You Love The Toon Belter of a ringtone	Classics	149	Rate it
84	We Are Staying Up We better!	Classics	135	Rate it
85	Going Down Sung at Boro	'avin a Go	132	Rate it

86	Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only) avin a go	Made Up	1,209	2.25
87	Adebayor (Lyric only) To tune of Sloop John B	'avin a Go	1,014	1.0
88	Magpie Ranger (Lyric only) I want to be a magpie ranger...	Funny	773	Rate it
89	Gutierrez (Lyric only) Song about the Spiderman!	Hall of Fame	728	5.0
90	Rather Be A Geordie In The Championship (Lyric only) A song to Phil Brown	'avin a Go	526	5.0


91	Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only) Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...	Funny	522	3.0
92	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) Good signing for the Geordies	Hall of Fame	507	5.0
93	Could Have Been Born A Mackem (Lyric only) Nothing is worse than being a mackem	Made Up	493	Rate it
94	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) (Lyric only) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	'avin a Go	472	5.0
95	Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys (Lyric only) Sing till your bored	Classics	454	Rate it

96	Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah (Lyric only) One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ...	Made Up	451	5.0
97	Peter Reid Monkey Head (Lyric only) These dirty mackems.....	'avin a Go	423	Rate it
98	Geordie Alouette (Lyric only) Haven't heard it in a while	Classics	423	Rate it
99	Andy Carroll (Lyric only) Mostly sung in the corner.	Hall of Fame	409	Rate it
100	When Ashley Dies (Lyric only) we're having a party...	'avin a Go	406	Rate it


101	Joey Barton (Lyric only) The Black 'n' White Psycho	Hall of Fame	392	Rate it
102	My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan (Lyric only) Sad mackem b*stards	Funny	380	Rate it
103	Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo (Lyric only) Cheat!	Made Up	365	Rate it
104	We All Hate Mike Ashley (Lyric only) To the tune of the hoki koki	'avin a Go	361	Rate it
105	Coca-Cola Tour (Lyric only) We deserve to go down	Funny	359	Rate it

106	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) New Song for Kevin Nolan	Hall of Fame	346	Rate it
107	Woah Shola Ameobi (Lyric only) tune of the hoockey coockey	Funny	343	Rate it
108	To Hull City Supporters (Lyric only) Sang to the humbrian muppets	Funny	332	Rate it
109	Poor Little Hammer (Lyric only) Pooor Littlle Hammer	'avin a Go	327	Rate it
110	For The Police (Lyric only) What a waste of council tax.	Funny	326	Rate it


111	If Shola Scores... (Lyric only) Sang at Everton	Funny	321	Rate it
112	That's Not My Name (Lyric only) Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ...	Funny	318	Rate it
113	Neil Ranger... (Lyric only) Ohh that ranger.	Hall of Fame	302	Rate it
114	Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only) To tune of Sloop John B	Funny	290	Rate it
115	Gordon Strachan (Lyric only) for the Smoggies new boss	'avin a Go	290	Rate it

116	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear	Funny	285	Rate it
117	Hey Shearer (Lyric only) To tune of Hey Baby.	Hall of Fame	280	Rate it
118	Don't Want To Go Home (Lyric only) For good away games	Vintage	276	5.0
119	Fat Cockney Mackem (Lyric only) aimed at fat Mike Ashley for trying to ruin Newcastle ...	'avin a Go	275	Rate it
120	Mike Ashley (Lyric only) to that Cockney	'avin a Go	274	Rate it


121	Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf) (Lyric only) Best song ever.. every word of it is true!	'avin a Go	274	Rate it
122	This Club Is Our Club (Lyric only) Havent heard this one for a while though	Anthems	272	Rate it
123	We Hate. (Lyric only) Everyone!	Classics	266	Rate it
124	Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley (Lyric only) Sung in 1998 and 1999 before FA Cup finals	Classics	265	Rate it
125	We Went To West Ham (Lyric only) we went to west ham	'avin a Go	265	Rate it

126	Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only) GET OUT (you know who)	'avin a Go	257	Rate it
127	Jingle Bells (Lyric only) Geordie Xmas	Vintage	255	Rate it
128	Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only) dirty cheaters	'avin a Go	255	Rate it
129	Taking The Piss Out Of This League (Lyric only) Heard at the turnstile at Crystal Palace.	Classics	255	Rate it
130	Love St James' Park (Lyric only) To the fat man after his decision to sell the ...	Anthems	241	Rate it


131	Cheer Up Roy Keane (Lyric only) to the dog walking* irish man	'avin a Go	237	Rate it
132	50 Yrs (Lyric only) No trophy in 50 years	Funny	236	Rate it
133	Whats That Coming Over The Hill (Lyric only) Sang to Boro fans	'avin a Go	235	Rate it
134	Cock Of The North (Lyric only) North Easts Number 1.	Anthems	233	Rate it
135	Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off (Lyric only) Heard this one at Carlisle	Funny	233	Rate it

136	Newcastle United Champions (Lyric only) to the tune of yankee doodle	Anthems	232	Rate it
137	Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only) directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ...	'avin a Go	230	Rate it
138	Kevin Nolan (Lyric only) One for the Newcastle ace	Hall of Fame	228	Rate it
139	Nicky Butt Song - Funny (Lyric only) He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ...	Hall of Fame	223	Rate it
140	St James Park (Lyric only) Geordie for life	Anthems	222	Rate it


141	Alls We Care About Is.. NUFC (Lyric only) Heard at Leicester	Anthems	220	5.0
142	Keano's A W*nker (Lyric only) To tune of This Land is Your Land	Anthems	218	3.0
143	Peter Reid (Lyric only) To tune of Daydream Believer	Vintage	218	Rate it
144	Pride Of England (Lyric only) Classic one	Classics	218	Rate it
145	This Club Is My Club (Lyric only) Sung at every away match (Youtube of being sung on ...	Classics	215	Rate it

146	Family! (Lyric only) Quality song.	Funny	210	Rate it
147	We'll Be Coming (Lyric only) Geordie Boot Boys	Anthems	208	Rate it
148	David Ginola (Lyric only) Score a goal-a	Hall of Fame	207	Rate it
149	We Love Sunderland? (Lyric only) ???	Funny	199	Rate it
150	Coloccini's The Boy (Lyric only) To our mighty Argentine centre back	Funny	199	Rate it


151	Ashley's Gonna Die (Lyric only) could be a song for the fat cockney b*stard who ...	'avin a Go	197	Rate it
152	Haha Ronaldo (Lyric only) (Ed: Stoke sang this first)	Made Up	196	Rate it
153	One Shay Given (Lyric only) To the best keeper in the world	Hall of Fame	195	Rate it
154	Oh Champione (Lyric only) on youtube sung by liverpool but fits in better for ...	Anthems	194	Rate it
155	Were Gonna Win The League - Championship (Lyric only) 1st 09/ 10	Classics	193	Rate it

156	Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only) To reply of "Shearer took you down"	'avin a Go	193	Rate it
157	Colo Colo (Lyric only) To tune of When Johny Comes Marching Home Again	Hall of Fame	192	Rate it
158	Leazes End Aggro (Lyric only) The Leazes!	Anthems	189	Rate it
159	Oh Managers They Come And Go! (Lyric only) Toonultras very own BBTN.	Anthems	189	Rate it
160	Chopra Are You Listening? (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	189	Rate it


161	Sir Bobby Robson... Football Legend. (Lyric only) This is going around- just had to be posted on ...	Anthems	187	Rate it
162	Phil Brown (Lyric only) He is one of the SMBs!!!!	'avin a Go	186	Rate it
163	Coca Cola Tour (Lyric only) Heard at away games towards the end of the season	Classics	186	Rate it
164	When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It ...	Hall of Fame	185	Rate it
165	Little Micheal Owen (Lyric only) to the tune of oba femi martins	Hall of Fame	183	Rate it

166	What Do You Think Of Newcastle? (Lyric only) Mint song	Funny	183	Rate it
167	Sebastian Bassong (Lyric only) One of best defenders at Newcastle for a long time.	Made Up	181	Rate it
168	No Silverware (Lyric only) To tune of the Red Flag	Funny	180	Rate it
169	If You Want To Get To Heaven (Lyric only) black and white bonnet	Vintage	179	Rate it
170	Usa (Lyric only) Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	'avin a Go	179	Rate it


171	Whose The Geordie In Defence (Lyric only) To our Geordie defender	Hall of Fame	177	Rate it
172	Cheer Up Alex Ferguson (Lyric only) We hate that gum chewing idiot	'avin a Go	176	Rate it
173	Sir Bobby (Lyric only) A true legend	Hall of Fame	175	5.0
174	Fire Drill (Lyric only) Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ...	Funny	173	Rate it
175	Spiderman (Lyric only) Spiderman	Hall of Fame	172	Rate it

176	Everybody Say Wheyaye! (Lyric only) To tune of boom boom	Funny	172	Rate it
177	We Hate Stoke (Lyric only) We hate Stoke	Made Up	172	Rate it
178	Running Round The Tottenham (Lyric only) sang at tottenham obv	'avin a Go	172	Rate it
179	Jose Enrique (Lyric only) To the tune of Ole Ole Ole Ole and I ...	Hall of Fame	171	Rate it
180	Claudio Cacapa (Lyric only) Sang at most home games	Hall of Fame	170	Rate it


181	Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) (Lyric only) Claudio Cacapa	Hall of Fame	170	Rate it
182	Mackem Scum (Lyric only) to the sad mackem b*stards	'avin a Go	170	Rate it
183	Here, There, Spiderman (Lyric only) Jonas Gutierrez is spiderman	Hall of Fame	169	5.0
184	Who The F**k Are Man. United (Lyric only) Our Cockney friends	'avin a Go	168	Rate it
185	Sing When Your Winning (Lyric only) Best supporters in the world	'avin a Go	168	Rate it

186	Theiving Scousers (Lyric only) To tune of Fields of Anthenry/Anfield Road.	Made Up	167	Rate it
187	We're Newcastle And Were Going To Win The League (Lyric only) heard at the Derby County match, tune of Yellow Submarine	Anthems	167	5.0
188	Long Way Home (Lyric only) To Man Utd's following	'avin a Go	166	Rate it
189	And Its Newcastle (Lyric only) ALL TEAMS SING IT JUST CHANGE TEAM NAME	Classics	166	Rate it
190	El Hadj Diouf (Lyric only) We hate the mackem	'avin a Go	165	Rate it


191	Cheque Book (Lyric only) A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn	Funny	164	Rate it
192	Ashley Out (Lyric only) to the tune of "Newcastle"	'avin a Go	164	Rate it
193	My Holiday (Lyric only) Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust	Funny	163	1.0
194	England's Number 1 (Lyric only) Heard at West Brom for our new number 1 Stevie ...	Hall of Fame	163	Rate it
195	Smells Like Team Spirit (Lyric only) To tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit	Made Up	163	4.0

196	'Arry Redknapp (Lyric only) repaet till you get sick of it	'avin a Go	161	Rate it
197	We Love You (Quality New Song) (Lyric only) Great new song stolen from Cliftonville FC (See Youtube)	Made Up	160	5.0
198	Andy, Andy Cole (Lyric only) to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	160	Rate it
199	Jose Enrique Song (Lyric only) To the tune of "viva ronaldo"	Made Up	160	Rate it
200	When I Was Young (Lyric only) Only one tune	Classics	160	Rate it


201	Hey Scum We're Having A Party (Lyric only) When We Beat The Makem Scum	'avin a Go	159	Rate it
202	5-1 Even Jenas Scored (Lyric only) responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	'avin a Go	158	Rate it
203	Shoes Off For Shearer (Lyric only) Shoes off, pogo	Hall of Fame	156	Rate it
204	Ronaldo's Car (Lyric only) After the man united girl had a car accident	'avin a Go	156	Rate it
205	Sack The Board (Lyric only) We want the cockney maffia out	'avin a Go	155	Rate it

206	Championship Tour (Lyric only) Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09	Funny	155	Rate it
207	Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons) (Lyric only) Heard at St James Park	Hall of Fame	155	Rate it
208	Habib Beye Everybody (Lyric only) To tune of Merry Xmas Everyone	Made Up	155	Rate it
209	Habib (Lyric only) to tune of The Day We Caught The Train	Made Up	155	Rate it
210	Mirandinha (Old) (Lyric only) remember?	Vintage	154	Rate it


211	Peter Reid (Lyric only) Monkey Heed	Funny	153	Rate it
212	Jamie Milner (Lyric only) A song for our 06/07 player of the season.	Hall of Fame	153	Rate it
213	Peter Thr Great (Old) (Lyric only) To the tune of You're 16, You're Beautiful	Vintage	151	Rate it
214	Cheaters (Lyric only) sung to the team when cheating	'avin a Go	151	Rate it
215	Joe Harvey (Lyric only) 40 years	Hall of Fame	150	Rate it

216	Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only) Sung at places like Liverpool	'avin a Go	149	Rate it
217	1-0 down 4-1 up (Lyric only) Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...	Funny	148	Rate it
218	We Hate Cockneys (Lyric only) Mostly sung to durty tottenham	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
219	It'S Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of That's Not My Name	Made Up	145	5.0
220	Habib Beye Habib Beye Habib Beye (Lyric only) To the tune of let it snow	Hall of Fame	143	Rate it


221	Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... (Lyric only) Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane	'avin a Go	143	Rate it
222	Hard To Beat (Lyric only) An old sung we like to sing at times	Classics	143	Rate it
223	Ameobi (Lyric only) For Shola (old)	Hall of Fame	141	Rate it
224	Ruel Fox Ruel (Lyric only) Black'n'White Socks	Hall of Fame	140	Rate it
225	Dennis Wise The Dwarf (Lyric only) dennis ratface wise	'avin a Go	139	Rate it

226	Drogba Throw Us A Coin (Lyric only) We'll take your money	'avin a Go	139	Rate it
227	Get Your Boots On (Lyric only) Heard at the final whistle at Anfield after another dire ...	Hall of Fame	139	Rate it
228	Shoe's Off For St James' Park (Lyric only) Simple , WE LOVE ST JAMES' PARK!!!	Funny	139	Rate it
229	The Boro (Lyric only) I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough	'avin a Go	138	Rate it
230	Sit Down, Stand Up for St James' Park (Lyric only) Everyone sits down and stands up	Hall of Fame	138	Rate it


231	Taxi! (Lyric only) Go Home!	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
232	We Drink... (Lyric only) Newcastle Brown	Funny	137	Rate it
233	Build A Bonfire (Lyric only) burn the scum	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
234	Fog On The Tyne (Lyric only) For those misty days	Anthems	137	Rate it
235	We Hate Boro (Lyric only) To the monsters of smog	'avin a Go	137	Rate it

236	Pavel Is A Geordie (Lyric only) For Srnicek	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
237	Anfield Library (Lyric only) Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield	'avin a Go	136	Rate it
238	Will Habib Score At Christmas? (Lyric only) Heard over Christmas	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
239	Habib Beye (Lyric only) To the Happy Days tune.	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
240	Anti-Niall Quinn (Lyric only) Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	'avin a Go	135	Rate it


241	Fergie's Right (Lyric only) Man United Fans Are Rubbish	'avin a Go	134	Rate it
242	Oh When The Mackems Go Marching In. (Lyric only) hahahaha	Made Up	133	5.0
243	Tell All The Boys You Know (Lyric only) Glasgow calling for Toon	Vintage	131	5.0
244	Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only) Makem Scum	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
245	We Are One Of The "Big Four" (Lyric only) When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.	Classics	131	Rate it

246	Whey Ya Kna (Lyric only) To tune of Yellow Submarine	Anthems	130	Rate it
247	Stand Up If U Hate Man U (Lyric only) Eeveryone hates the scum	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
248	Jimmy Hasselbaink (Lyric only) To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
249	The New Rob Lee (Lyric only) Great song	Hall of Fame	130	5.0
250	To Middlesboro Fc! (Lyric only) Bye, bye Boro!	Made Up	130	Rate it


251	Xisco (Lyric only) Disco for Xisco	Hall of Fame	129	Rate it
252	28 Years To Beat Us At Home (Lyric only) A sad record to a sad team	'avin a Go	129	Rate it
253	Harry Redknapp (Lyric only) Sung to the dirty cockney	'avin a Go	129	Rate it
254	EIEIEIO Up The Championship (Lyric only) New version	Classics	129	Rate it
255	Dreaming Of A White Christmas (Lyric only) From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it

256	If We Go Down (Lyric only) Heard in a pub recently	Classics	128	Rate it
257	Your Ground's From B & Q (Lyric only) For Sh*t Grounds Around the Country	Funny	127	Rate it
258	Argentina (Lyric only) For Jonas and Fabricio	Hall of Fame	126	Rate it
259	Albert Luque (Lyric only) To tune of I'll Be Okay	Hall of Fame	126	Rate it
260	A Habib Goal For Christmas (Lyric only) Tune of Rock'n'Roll Xmas by Boro's Gary G	Made Up	126	Rate it


261	What The F*****g Hell Is That (Lyric only) After Crystal Palace fans waved a very odd flag at ...	'avin a Go	126	Rate it
262	Roy Keane (Lyric only) Slagging off Roy Keane	Made Up	125	Rate it
263	Shearer Is A Legend (Lyric only) Legends hat	Hall of Fame	125	Rate it
264	Down Like Joey (Lyric only) To The Mackems	Funny	124	Rate it
265	Forty-Six Bassong (Lyric only) To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it

266	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) When Didier Drogba dives again.	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
267	Niall Quin's Disco Pants (Lyric only) nial fart quinn	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
268	Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only) haha	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
269	The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round (Lyric only) Sing to Gippos	Funny	122	Rate it
270	Laurent Robert (Lyric only) For our former wide man	Hall of Fame	122	Rate it


271	Your're The Sht From Manchester (Lyric only) They really are s*te	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
272	Joey Barton (Lyric only) We love him (on the field)	Hall of Fame	122	Rate it
273	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
274	Some Call Us Newcastle Utd (Lyric only) we are the best	Vintage	121	Rate it
275	Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only) For Keith Gillespie	Hall of Fame	121	Rate it

276	Obese Of The North (Lyric only) Great song sung during friendlies	Anthems	119	Rate it
277	Geordie Till I Die (Lyric only) Geordie and proud	Classics	119	5.0
278	They Call Us Newcastle Utd (Intertoto Version) (Lyric only) Howay the Lads	Classics	119	Rate it
279	One For Jonas (Lyric only) Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ...	Hall of Fame	119	2.0
280	We All Love Newcastle (Lyric only) Song for when we score	Classics	119	Rate it


281	We Are Going Up (Lyric only) Repeat till bored	Classics	119	Rate it
282	Helicopter (Lyric only) He's back!	Funny	118	Rate it
283	Who's 46? (Lyric only) Sang at Doncaster game	Funny	118	Rate it
284	Zog On The Tyne (Lyric only) To the tune of Fog On The Tyne	Hall of Fame	118	Rate it
285	Phillipe Albert (Old) (Lyric only) To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	118	Rate it

286	Champions League (Lyric only) For "top four"	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
287	Habib Song (Lyric only) To tune of Deck The Halls	Made Up	118	Rate it
288	Your Support Is Never There (Lyric only) Haha - boro ;)	Made Up	118	Rate it
289	Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only) Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ...	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
290	Top Of The League (Lyric only) To the dull Chelsea supporters	'avin a Go	117	Rate it


291	First Year Atmosphere (Lyric only) For the promoted sides who think their loud	'avin a Go	117	Rate it
292	EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go (Lyric only) Gutted	Classics	117	Rate it
293	Jet Plane (Lyric only) Sung at sponserless West Ham	Funny	116	Rate it
294	N'Zogbia (Lyric only) Song for Charlie	Hall of Fame	116	Rate it
295	Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te (Lyric only) stupid unloyal mancs	Funny	116	Rate it

296	Where Were You At Newcastle? (Lyric only) Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
297	Viva Enrique (Lyric only) Short Chant dedicated to the Spaniard.	Made Up	116	Rate it
298	Lets All Have A Disco (Lyric only) A song to sing when you are really happy and ...	Funny	116	Rate it
299	You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) Especially made for West Ham .	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
300	Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only) Still scared Keano? Man U?	'avin a Go	115	Rate it


301	Fairytale Of Whitley Beye (Lyric only) to tune of Fairytale Of New York	Made Up	115	Rate it
302	Timmy Krul (Lyric only) Tune of Alan Smith	Hall of Fame	115	Rate it
303	Tony Green (Old, Old, Old) (Lyric only) Very old...	Hall of Fame	114	Rate it
304	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? (Lyric only) A little stick to our old gaffer.	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
305	Charlie (Lyric only) To tune of CHARMA CHAMELION	Hall of Fame	114	Rate it

306	Town Full Of Smackheads (Lyric only) Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
307	Eieieio To Boro (Lyric only) Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
308	(Another) Hark Now Hear (Lyric only) heard at tottenham	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
309	When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only) Heard at many away games	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
310	Alan Shearer's Barmy Army (Lyric only) 2 things: LOVE SHEARER and HATE the mackems	Hall of Fame	113	Rate it


311	Rocking Around St James' Park (Lyric only) for Habib	Made Up	113	Rate it
312	They Always Run. (Lyric only) The hatred is lethal	'avin a Go	113	5.0
313	Garden Shed (Lyric only) Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	'avin a Go	112	Rate it
314	We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only) Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	'avin a Go	112	Rate it
315	He Turned Ya Down (Lyric only) Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala	'avin a Go	112	Rate it

316	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems (Lyric only) There's a surprise	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
317	Are You Shagging (Lyric only) Sung that when we played watford at home last season	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
318	Head Kicked In (Lyric only) Mental geordies	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
319	He Did Cisse! (Lyric only) Bassong doing Cisse and Jones	'avin a Go	111	5.0
320	Big Al's Army (Lyric only) We hate Sunderland!	Hall of Fame	111	Rate it


321	Come All Ye Faithful (Lyric only) ANother one for Habib	Made Up	111	Rate it
322	Habib Beye Jingle Bells (Lyric only) for Wor Habib	Made Up	111	4.0
323	Keano'S Cat? (Lyric only) keano	'avin a Go	110	Rate it
324	Mackems (Lyric only) Hate 'em!	Funny	110	Rate it
325	Follow The Toon (Lyric only) tell al the boys	Anthems	110	Rate it

326	Chopra Is A Mackem (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	110	Rate it
327	Stevie Taylor (Lyric only) Geordie in defense	Hall of Fame	110	Rate it
328	Let's All Laugh At Chopra (Lyric only) For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
329	F**K Off Boro (Lyric only) And also sung to many other teams	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
330	In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only) Same old underachievers	'avin a Go	109	Rate it


331	Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only) Newcastle song sang at Liverpool	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
332	EIEIEIO (Lyric only) Another version heard in cockney land	Funny	109	Rate it
333	Sir John Hall's Got The Money (Lyric only) An old song but great sing, to the tune of ...	Classics	109	Rate it
334	Mackem Takem (Lyric only) To the tune of the laughing police man.	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
335	Peter Beardsley (Old) (Lyric only) To Everton fans	'avin a Go	108	Rate it

336	We'll Meet Again (Lyric only) For the Mackems when they go down	Vintage	108	Rate it
337	You Stole My Stereo! (Lyric only) For Gerrard and the Scousers	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
338	Fit To Referee (Lyric only) to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
339	Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only) cheats	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
340	Typical (Lyric only) When teams keep on making mistakes	'avin a Go	108	Rate it


341	Here Comes Habib Beye (Lyric only) to tune of Here Comes Santa Claus	Hall of Fame	108	Rate it
342	Black And White Through And Through (Lyric only) To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ...	Classics	108	Rate it
343	Geordie Aggro (Lyric only) The geordie aggro	Classics	108	Rate it
344	We've Been All Over The Place (Lyric only) Funny one form Toon	Classics	108	Rate it
345	If U Hate The F****G Mackems (Lyric only) Sad mackem bstards	'avin a Go	107	Rate it

346	Tell Us Something We Don't Know (Lyric only) Super Geordies	Classics	107	Rate it
347	Taken A P*ss (Lyric only) Old classic funny song	Classics	107	Rate it
348	Eieieio For The Mackems (Lyric only) Also sung for Boro	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
349	Habib Hallelujah (Lyric only) Habib Beye- a reason to be cheerful	Made Up	107	Rate it
350	Always Cheating (Lyric only) Repeat till bored	'avin a Go	107	Rate it


351	Always Scoring (Lyric only) Heard at Darlington as he bagged 2 goals	Hall of Fame	107	Rate it
352	Wheyaye! (Lyric only) To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Funny	106	Rate it
353	Oh, Habib (Lyric only) For the African Defender	Hall of Fame	106	Rate it
354	One For Ashley (Lyric only) For the Cockney Mafia	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
355	This Is So F*Cking Easy (Lyric only) When its just to easy	'avin a Go	106	Rate it

356	Back Shearer (Lyric only) Cumon the Toon	Made Up	106	Rate it
357	Fat Yorkshire B*stard (Lyric only) 'avin' a go at Yorkshire	'avin a Go	106	5.0
358	Yorkshire Sheep Sh*ggers (Lyric only) one for scum - sang at Newcastle v Leeds (friendly)	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
359	We're Geordies (Lyric only) we're mental	Classics	105	Rate it
360	Who's That Team We Call United (Lyric only) To tune of God Save Ireland	Vintage	105	Rate it


361	Trip To Glasgow (Lyric only) Don't wanna go home!	Classics	105	Rate it
362	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham (Lyric only) We hate the cockney muppets	'avin a Go	105	Rate it
363	Good King Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Good King Wenceslas	Made Up	105	Rate it
364	Habib Beye Rhapsody (Lyric only) To tune of Bohemian Rhapsody	Made Up	105	Rate it
365	We're In The Sh*t Again (Lyric only) Fly The Flag!	Classics	105	Rate it

366	Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army (Lyric only) F********K	Anthems	104	Rate it
367	Same Old Shearer (Lyric only) No.9	Hall of Fame	104	Rate it
368	Tell All The Boys (Lyric only) we follow the toon!	Anthems	104	Rate it
369	You'll Never Beat Bassong (Lyric only) You'll Never Beat Bassong	Hall of Fame	104	Rate it
370	Shearer Is Our Boss (Lyric only) Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon)	Hall of Fame	104	5.0


371	Andy Reid Fatty (Lyric only) Also sung by Sunderland.	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
372	The Beans (Lyric only) Sang on really cold days	Funny	103	Rate it
373	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
374	Steven Taylor Toon Toon (Lyric only) TAYLOR	Hall of Fame	103	Rate it
375	Oh Beye! Oh Beye! (Lyric only) To tune of Away From Here	Made Up	103	Rate it

376	We Are Here! (Lyric only) geordie boys	Classics	102	Rate it
377	One Song (Lyric only) Sung to teams with no songs except one	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
378	Can You Stop Our Habib Beye? (Lyric only) To tune of Stop The Cavalry	Made Up	102	Rate it
379	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? (Lyric only) For the scousers and the brummies	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
380	Town Full Of Chavs (Lyric only) Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	'avin a Go	101	Rate it


381	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
382	Crap - Andy Reid (Lyric only) classic	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
383	Were Gonna Win 7-6 (Lyric only) sung when losing 6-0 to man united or 5-0 at ...	Classics	101	Rate it
384	Eieieio ( Shearer Version) (Lyric only) heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ...	Hall of Fame	101	Rate it
385	Habib The Toon'S Best Right-Back (Lyric only) To tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer	Made Up	101	Rate it

386	this year up next year down (Lyric only) About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
387	Jose Enrique (Lyric only) Toonultras Very Own BBTN	Hall of Fame	100	Rate it
388	Drinks Up (Lyric only) if you love the Toon	Funny	100	Rate it
389	We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only) To all the glory supporters of Manchester.	Funny	100	Rate it
390	I Don'T Like Ashley (Lyric only) to tune of I Don't Like Mondays	'avin a Go	100	Rate it


391	Can You Hear The Sunland Sing? (Lyric only) Scum B*stards!	'avin a Go	100	Rate it
392	We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only) Sang for the Watford	Funny	99	Rate it
393	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team (Lyric only) Sung at mackems	'avin a Go	99	Rate it
394	Can We Play You Every Week (Lyric only) Funny old song	'avin a Go	99	Rate it
395	Alan Shearer Is Coming Home (Lyric only) He's back!	Hall of Fame	99	Rate it

396	Conga If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) Conga for Shearer	Hall of Fame	99	Rate it
397	Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only) We all hate Cisse	'avin a Go	99	Rate it
398	That'S Habib Beye (Lyric only) to tune of That's Amore	Made Up	99	Rate it
399	We'll Be Coming (Lyric only) Shearer's gaffer	Classics	99	Rate it
400	1-0, 3-1 Up (Lyric only) To the tune of nick nack paddywack	Made Up	99	Rate it


401	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) What a personality!	Hall of Fame	99	Rate it
402	When The Russian Gets Poisoned (Lyric only) Pollonium makes you worry?	Funny	98	Rate it
403	He's Oba Here He's Oba There (Lyric only) The dark destroyer everywhere...	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
404	Sit Down For Keegan (Lyric only) King Kev!	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
405	Ruel Fox (Old) (Lyric only) Ruel Fox socks.	Vintage	98	Rate it

406	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum (Lyric only) For Sunderland	'avin a Go	98	Rate it
407	Geordie Ambulance (Lyric only) (or St Johns Ambulance)	'avin a Go	98	Rate it
408	Emre (Lyric only) Ole, ole, ole, ole	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
409	One More He Only Needs One More (Lyric only) Sung in 2005 when Shearer scored his 199th goal for ...	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
410	Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek (Lyric only) Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek	'avin a Go	98	Rate it


411	Run Away (Lyric only) When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...	'avin a Go	98	4.0
412	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only) Laughing at the likes of Boro	'avin a Go	98	Rate it
413	Habib Beye And His Merry Men (Lyric only) To tune of Robin Hood	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
414	Every Day I Love You Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Everyday I Love You Less And Less	Made Up	98	Rate it
415	When the Toon goes marching in (Lyric only) I want to be in that number	'avin a Go	98	5.0

416	We Are The Toon (Lyric only) Toon Army	Classics	97	Rate it
417	Sunderland In Disguise (Lyric only) Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	'avin a Go	97	Rate it
418	Andys Made Up Song (Lyric only) Hahaha	Made Up	97	Rate it
419	1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 (Lyric only) One for the sad mackems	Funny	96	Rate it
420	Don't Stop Beardsley (Lyric only) to tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it


421	Oh Steven Taylor!! (Lyric only) Saluting the awesome centre back	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
422	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) A little saviour	Funny	96	Rate it
423	Mackems (Lyric only) Never win nuthin	Made Up	96	Rate it
424	Wor Habib (Lyric only) To tune of Little Donkey	Made Up	96	Rate it
425	We Are Stayin Up! (Lyric only) Premiership next season	Classics	96	Rate it

426	We've Got Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only) To the tune of The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom hit	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
427	Bye Bye Boro (Lyric only) Down you go!!!	'avin a Go	96	Rate it
428	Stevey Harper (Lyric only) Song for Newcastle's Numer 1	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
429	S**T Fans (Lyric only) We are the best	'avin a Go	95	Rate it
430	Whats It Like To Have No Fans (Lyric only) Sung to small teams with almost no fans	'avin a Go	95	Rate it


431	Were Site (Lyric only) Sick of being site!!	Funny	95	Rate it
432	Habib Plays Right Back For The Toon (Lyric only) To tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town	Made Up	95	Rate it
433	Habib Beye Classic (Lyric only) For the mighty Habib	Made Up	95	5.0
434	Sir John Hall (Old) (Lyric only) To the tune of My Old Man	Vintage	94	Rate it
435	Thankyou (Old) (Lyric only) For Man Utd.	Vintage	94	Rate it

436	Not Flying Anymore (Lyric only) Sung at West Ham	Anthems	94	Rate it
437	We All Hate Safc, Scum (Lyric only) SAFC means sunderland athletic football club	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it
438	England'S No.4 (Lyric only) Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
439	Habib Beye - ( Yesterday ) (Lyric only) habib beye classic	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it
440	Stevey Harper Song (Lyric only) Sung to Newcastle's no 1, big Steve Harper	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it


441	Super Seb (Lyric only) Bassong, Just had a quick go at it.	Made Up	94	Rate it
442	Habib Beye Is Here Again! (Lyric only) Tune of Happy Days Are Here Again	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it
443	Toon Toon Hate The Cockneys (Lyric only) Don't like Cockneys!	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
444	You're Not Yodelling (Lyric only) When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...	Funny	93	Rate it
445	Oba (Lyric only) 5ft 4/6ft 2 21/28	Hall of Fame	93	Rate it

446	Habib Beye (Lyric only) T the tune of Agadoo	Hall of Fame	93	Rate it
447	S**t On Merseyside (Lyric only) Sang at Everton	'avin a Go	93	Rate it
448	Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only) Another classic	'avin a Go	93	Rate it
449	Boro - The S*it Of The North East (Lyric only) Sang to Middlesbrough fans	'avin a Go	93	Rate it
450	Peter Lovenkrands - Scores With His Left (Lyric only) for wor Peter Lovenkrands	Hall of Fame	93	Rate it


451	Sit Down (Lyric only) on the floor	Funny	92	Rate it
452	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! (Lyric only) For the scousers	'avin a Go	92	Rate it
453	Hodgson For Finland (Lyric only) Sang to the funny cottagers	Funny	92	Rate it
454	Little Bit (Lyric only) for Big Sam	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it
455	If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) Sit down, stand up	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it

456	Pogo If You Love Shearer (Lyric only) For Big Al	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it
457	Perfect Beye (Lyric only) To tune of Perfect Day	Hall of Fame	92	Rate it
458	Shoes Off For Keegan (Lyric only) Protest...	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it
459	Pogo For Keegan (Lyric only) Up and Down	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it
460	S**T Ground (Lyric only) Sang at Portsmouth	'avin a Go	91	Rate it


461	He's A Dwarf (Lyric only) The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
462	We're S**te! (Lyric only) We still support	Funny	91	Rate it
463	Big Al (Lyric only) Sing when Shearers mangering/ playing	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it
464	Stand Up If You Hate Ashley (Lyric only) Everyone stands up............	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
465	Pogo To The Premier League (Lyric only) Everyone pogo's!!!!!!!	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it

466	We Are The Mags (Lyric only) This is who we are.	Classics	90	Rate it
467	Fck Off Home (Lyric only) Manchester wnk, wnk, wnk.	'avin a Go	90	Rate it
468	Shoes Off (Lyric only) No shoes	Funny	90	Rate it
469	Going Down (Lyric only) Sang at Boro.	'avin a Go	90	Rate it
470	Proud To Be A Geordie (Lyric only) (clap)	Classics	90	Rate it


471	Boro vs Sevilla (Lyric only) Taking the michael out of the Boro!	'avin a Go	89	Rate it
472	Gooch Where Ever You Maybe (Lyric only) A song for our new brick at the back	Funny	89	Rate it
473	Jimmy Milner! (Lyric only) Sang when Milner had a good game	Hall of Fame	89	Rate it
474	Mark Viduka (Lyric only) Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...	'avin a Go	89	Rate it
475	Same Old Drogba (Lyric only) Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)	'avin a Go	89	Rate it

476	Should Of Kept' Big Sam (Lyric only) A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...	'avin a Go	89	Rate it
477	Super Shay (Lyric only) Sang when Shay went to his goal at Hull	Vintage	88	Rate it
478	All Gone Quiet (Lyric only) Sung when the other fans have nowt to say	'avin a Go	88	Rate it
479	Habib The Right-Back (Lyric only) To tune of Frosty The Snowman	Made Up	88	Rate it
480	Sitting On The Dock Of The Beye (Lyric only) Tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay	Made Up	88	Rate it


481	Sing Your Hearts Out (Lyric only) Heard everywhere we go to support the lads	Classics	88	Rate it
482	What The F*****G Was That? (Lyric only) After a Palace player missed a great chance comically	'avin a Go	88	Rate it
483	We Hate Em All (Lyric only) Tellin em where 2 gan	'avin a Go	87	5.0
484	When The Beye Man Scores A Goal (Lyric only) Tune of I Wish It Could Be Xmas Everyday	Made Up	87	3.0
485	Sang When Habib Plays Centre Back (Lyric only) To tune of Angel Is A Centrefold	Hall of Fame	87	Rate it

486	We Shall Not Be Moved (Lyric only) heard at the Derby County match	Anthems	87	Rate it
487	King Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of The Little Drummer Boy	Made Up	86	Rate it
488	Habib Wonderland (Lyric only) From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	86	Rate it
489	Oh, Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of The Red Flag	Made Up	86	Rate it
490	We'Ve Got Habib Beye (Lyric only) To tune of My Old Man	Hall of Fame	86	Rate it


491	We've Got More Fans Than You (Lyric only) When theres no home fans	'avin a Go	82	Rate it
492	Ashley Out (Lyric only) We want Ashley out.	'avin a Go	81	3.0
493	Oba Newcastle's Number 9 (Lyric only) Newcastle's Number 9	Hall of Fame	81	5.0
494	Obafem! (Lyric only) Made up one for Oba	Made Up	81	Rate it
495	He's Our Moses He's Our Jesus He's Our God (Lyric only) song about Guttierrez but can change it for any player	Classics	71	5.0

496	One Nil! (Lyric only) and it all went wrong	Classics	68	Rate it
497	What'S It Like To Sh*g A Sheep? (Lyric only) Chanted At Cardiff City Fans	'avin a Go	7	Rate it
498	Time To Go (Lyric only) After the toon a few goals up.	'avin a Go	5	Rate it
499	Oh Coloccini (Lyric only) the tune of "I love you baby"	Hall of Fame	4	Rate it

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