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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 We Are The Geordies
We are mental and we are mad.
Anthems 4,346
5.0
2 Blaydon Races (chorus only)
All time classic from the Toon.
Anthems 4,180
4.4
3 Drunk And Disorderly
Always sung and always true.
Anthems 3,925
4.75
4 Toon Black And White Army
Good Newcastle United ringtone.
Anthems 3,424
4.5
5 Newcastle
The basic ones are always the best. makes a great ...
Anthems 3,371
4.57143
6 Obafemi Martins
How old is he again?
Hall of Fame 3,320
4.0
7 Empty Seats
Laughing at part time Boro supporters
'avin a Go 2,965
5.0
8 Get Yer Tits Out
Like the log wolf whistle at the end.
Funny 2,808
4.0
9 We Hate Sunderland
Need we say more, ace ringtone.
Classics 2,710
5.0
10 Michael Owen
Assasin extraordinaire
Hall of Fame 2,507
5.0
11 Boro Stayed At Home
Where are they?
Funny 2,405
5.0
12 E-I-E-I-E-I-O
King Kev!
Classics 2,235
3.5
13 La La La Geordies
Makes a tuneful ringtone.
Classics 2,108
5.0
14 Keano!
Sang at most home games
Classics 2,074
4.5
15 What Do You Think Of Sunderland
Favourite ringtone.
Classics 2,039
2.0
16 Excited Geordie
Funny as chuff, great ringtone.
Classics 2,031
5.0
17 Fulwell End
Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...
'avin a Go 1,902
5.0
18 Spell It Out
Spelling out our love.
Classics 1,812
5.0
19 Nicky Nicky Butt
A song for are ginger solid midfielder to the theme ...
Hall of Fame 1,766
5.0
20 Sad Mackem B**tard
Most of 'em are.
'avin a Go 1,758
5.0
21 United, Toon
A real rouser.
Anthems 1,644
5.0
22 When The Mags, Go Marching In
All geordies will be there.
Anthems 1,599
5.0
23 He's Coming Home
He's back in the Toon.
Anthems 1,510
2.0
24 Pogo If You Love The Toon
Up and down
Funny 1,454
4.0
25 What Do You Think Of Sunderland
Scumbags
'avin a Go 1,371 Rate it
26 Mark Viduka
For the big man up front.
Hall of Fame 1,286 Rate it
27 Geordies
Self explanatory really.
Classics 1,265
5.0
28 Keegan Wonderland
King Kev's back in toon!
Hall of Fame 1,246
5.0
29 Obefemi Martins (short)
Better quality but without the 21 or 28.
Hall of Fame 1,153
5.0
30 One Steven Taylor
Our only steady stopper.
Hall of Fame 1,123
4.0
31 Your Support
Rubbish.
'avin a Go 1,102
3.0
32 Charles N'Zogbia
Song for our powerful french midfielder.
Hall of Fame 1,043
3.0
33 Alan Smith
Top marksmen for the toon.
Hall of Fame 1,041 Rate it
34 Attack
Classic football war cry.
Classics 1,033 Rate it
35 New Chant 4-1 Even Chopra Scored
When we beat the Scum 4-1
'avin a Go 1,030
5.0
36 Get Into Em
A rouser to get the lads going.
'avin a Go 979
5.0
37 Nobby Solano
Once a Black and White always a Geordie.
Hall of Fame 946
5.0
38 Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan
Don't u need a passport?
'avin a Go 862
5.0
39 New Chant Keano's On The Dole
One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)
'avin a Go 858
4.0
40 (Clap) Geordies
Simple but great toon ringtone.
Classics 855 Rate it
41 Keegan
Kevin Keegan, legend.
Anthems 844
3.0
42 New Chant Dirty Mackems
Giving it to the Mackems straight
'avin a Go 834 Rate it
43 Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army
This is what we sing.
Hall of Fame 831 Rate it
44 Mark Viduka (Clap)
Another for the big man.
Hall of Fame 802 Rate it
45 New Chant Fat Cockney
We don't like cockneys
'avin a Go 792 Rate it
46 Big Sam's Barmy Army
Gone but not forgotton.
Hall of Fame 735 Rate it
47 Liam + Andy O'Brien
to tune of Any Old Iron
Hall of Fame 735 Rate it
48 Glen Roeder's Barmy Army
And we will fight forever more.
Hall of Fame 704 Rate it
49 New Chant Fat Cockney
We don't like Cockneys
'avin a Go 686 Rate it
50 New Chant Claps
Clapping to a tuneful Geordie beat
Classics 682 Rate it
51 Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton)
To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone
'avin a Go 1,586 Rate it
52 Gutierrez
Song about the Spiderman!
Hall of Fame 1,239
5.0
53 Peter Lovenkrands
Sung at West Brom
Classics 979
5.0
54 Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah
One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ...
Made Up 765 Rate it
55 Joe Kinnear
Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear
Funny 748 Rate it
56 Adebayor
To tune of Sloop John B
'avin a Go 722
1.0
57 Magpie Ranger
I want to be a magpie ranger...
Funny 658 Rate it
58 Joey Barton
The Black 'n' White Psycho
Hall of Fame 555 Rate it
59 Cock Of The North
North Easts Number 1.
Anthems 540 Rate it
60 Hey Shearer
To tune of Hey Baby.
Hall of Fame 539 Rate it
61 Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys
Sing till your bored
Classics 462 Rate it
62 Coloccini
Nananananana
Hall of Fame 439
1.0
63 Oh Managers They Come And Go!
Toonultras very own BBTN.
Anthems 437 Rate it
64 Spiderman
Spiderman
Hall of Fame 422 Rate it
65 Geordie Alouette
Haven't heard it in a while
Classics 414 Rate it
66 My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan
Sad mackem b*stards
Funny 410 Rate it
67 Do The Ameobi
to tune of The Hoki Koki
Hall of Fame 409 Rate it
68 To Hull City Supporters
Sang to the humbrian muppets
Funny 404 Rate it
69 Christiano Ronaldo
Sung to Ronaldo when he dives
'avin a Go 388 Rate it
70 Habib Beye
To the Happy Days tune.
Hall of Fame 380 Rate it
71 Who The F**k Are Man. United
Our Cockney friends
'avin a Go 376 Rate it
72 Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off
Heard this one at Carlisle
Funny 372 Rate it
73 Could Have Been Born A Mackem
Nothing is worse than being a mackem
Made Up 372 Rate it
74 Kevin Nolan
Good signing for the Geordies
Hall of Fame 362 Rate it
75 Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf)
Best song ever.. every word of it is true!
'avin a Go 357 Rate it
76 Family!
Quality song.
Funny 353 Rate it
77 We Went To West Ham
we went to west ham
'avin a Go 345 Rate it
78 And Its Newcastle
ALL TEAMS SING IT JUST CHANGE TEAM NAME
Classics 344 Rate it
79 That's Not My Name
Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ...
Funny 337 Rate it
80 1-0 down 4-1 up
Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...
Funny 333 Rate it
81 If Shola Scores...
Sang at Everton
Funny 331 Rate it
82 Kenwyn Jones
To tune of Sloop John B
Funny 324 Rate it
83 Whats That Coming Over The Hill
Sang to Boro fans
'avin a Go 320 Rate it
84 For The Police
What a waste of council tax.
Funny 319 Rate it
85 50 Yrs
No trophy in 50 years
Funny 317 Rate it
86 Oba Newcastle's Number 9
Newcastle's Number 9
Hall of Fame 303
5.0
87 Chopra Are You Listening?
For the Sunderland forward
'avin a Go 291 Rate it
88 Cheer Up Roy Keane
to the dog walking* irish man
'avin a Go 288 Rate it
89 Drogba Throw Us A Coin
We'll take your money
'avin a Go 284 Rate it
90 Oh When The Mackems Go Marching In.
hahahaha
Made Up 284
5.0
91 He Did Cisse!
Bassong doing Cisse and Jones
'avin a Go 279
5.0
92 Keano's A W*nker
To tune of This Land is Your Land
Anthems 274
3.0
93 Forty-Six Bassong
To tune of Rupert The Bear
Hall of Fame 271 Rate it
94 Tell All The Boys You Know
Glasgow calling for Toon
Vintage 267
5.0
95 Fergie's Right
Man United Fans Are Rubbish
'avin a Go 266 Rate it
96 El Hadj Diouf
We hate the mackem
'avin a Go 258 Rate it
97 New Chant Cheryl Cole Song
avin a go
Made Up 257
2.0
98 Same Old Chelsea
When Didier Drogba dives again.
'avin a Go 253 Rate it
99 Here, There, Spiderman
Jonas Gutierrez is spiderman
Hall of Fame 250
5.0
100 No Silverware
To tune of the Red Flag
Funny 250 Rate it
101 F*ck Off Home
Manchester w*nk, w*nk, w*nk.
'avin a Go 247 Rate it
102 Cheque Book
A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn
Funny 246 Rate it
103 Anfield Library
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield
'avin a Go 244 Rate it
104 Roy Keane
Slagging off Roy Keane
Made Up 243 Rate it
105 Obese Of The North
Great song sung during friendlies
Anthems 243 Rate it
106 Only One Alan Shearer
The one and only
Hall of Fame 241 Rate it
107 Run Away
When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...
'avin a Go 241
4.0
108 Kenwyn Jones
Makem Scum
'avin a Go 240 Rate it
109 F*ck The Boro
Dirty Smoggies
'avin a Go 239 Rate it
110 Shearer Is Our Boss
Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon)
Hall of Fame 237
5.0
111 They Call Us Newcastle Utd (Intertoto Version)
Howay the Lads
Classics 236 Rate it
112 Fire Drill
Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ...
Funny 232 Rate it
113 5-1 Even Jenas Scored
responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...
'avin a Go 231 Rate it
114 Leazes End Aggro
The Leazes!
Anthems 226 Rate it
115 When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi
Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It ...
Hall of Fame 224 Rate it
116 Peter Reid Monkey Head
These dirty mackems.....
'avin a Go 221 Rate it
117 The Boro
I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough
'avin a Go 220 Rate it
118 This Club Is My Club
Sung at every away match (Youtube of being sung on ...
Classics 220 Rate it
119 Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army
F********K
Anthems 219 Rate it
120 Joey Barton
We love him (on the field)
Hall of Fame 219 Rate it
121 New Chant Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo
Cheat!
Made Up 219 Rate it
122 Famous Atmosphere
Sung at places like Liverpool
'avin a Go 218 Rate it
123 We Love You (Quality New Song)
Great new song stolen from Cliftonville FC (See Youtube)
Made Up 216
5.0
124 Southgate Song
For the Boro, lovely
'avin a Go 215 Rate it
125 Shearer
Our legend number 9
Hall of Fame 213
5.0
126 Habib Beye
T the tune of Agadoo
Hall of Fame 209 Rate it
127 Colo Colo
To tune of When Johny Comes Marching Home Again
Hall of Fame 205 Rate it
128 What Do You Think Of Newcastle?
Mint song
Funny 203 Rate it
129 We Hate.
Everyone!
Classics 201 Rate it
130 He's A Dwarf
The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...
'avin a Go 200 Rate it
131 Cheaters
sung to the team when cheating
'avin a Go 197 Rate it
132 Down Like Joey
To The Mackems
Funny 196 Rate it
133 Habib Beye - ( Yesterday )
habib beye classic
Hall of Fame 196 Rate it
134 Argentina
For Jonas and Fabricio
Hall of Fame 195 Rate it
135 Champions League
For "top four"
'avin a Go 195 Rate it
136 New Chant Habib Beye Rhapsody
To tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
Made Up 195 Rate it
137 Jose Enrique
Toonultras Very Own BBTN
Hall of Fame 194 Rate it
138 Where Were You At Newcastle?
Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...
'avin a Go 194 Rate it
139 Ruel Fox (Old)
Ruel Fox socks.
Vintage 193 Rate it
140 Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons)
Heard at St James Park
Hall of Fame 191 Rate it
141 Don't Want To Go Home
For good away games
Vintage 190
5.0
142 This Club Is Our Club
Havent heard this one for a while though
Anthems 189 Rate it
143 Let's All Laugh At Tottenham
We hate the cockney muppets
'avin a Go 189 Rate it
144 Peter Reid
To tune of Daydream Believer
Vintage 188 Rate it
145 One For Jonas
Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ...
Hall of Fame 187
2.0
146 My Holiday
Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust
Funny 184
1.0
147 28 Years To Beat Us At Home
A sad record to a sad team
'avin a Go 184 Rate it
148 Follow The Toon
tell al the boys
Anthems 183 Rate it
149 Sir Bobby
A true legend
Hall of Fame 182
5.0
150 We Love Newcastle
NUFC
Classics 179 Rate it
151 Geordie Till I Die
Geordie and proud
Classics 178
5.0
152 In Your Sunderland Slums
Same old underachievers
'avin a Go 177 Rate it
153 Boro vs Sevilla
Taking the michael out of the Boro!
'avin a Go 176 Rate it
154 Some Call Us Newcastle Utd
we are the best
Vintage 176 Rate it
155 New Chant Alan Shearer's Black And White Army
Newcastle song for Wor Al
Hall of Fame 176 Rate it
156 Scared Of Shearer
Still scared Keano? Man U?
'avin a Go 175 Rate it
157 Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley
Sung in 1998 and 1999 before FA Cup finals
Classics 174 Rate it
158 Peter Reid
Monkey Heed
Funny 173 Rate it
159 Mackem Takem
To the tune of the laughing police man.
'avin a Go 173 Rate it
160 Mackems On A String
Best Toy Ever
'avin a Go 172
5.0
161 Andy Reid Fatty
Also sung by Sunderland.
'avin a Go 172 Rate it
162 Fog On The Tyne
For those misty days
Anthems 172 Rate it
163 Mark Viduka
Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...
'avin a Go 171 Rate it
164 New Chant Championship Tour
Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09
Funny 171 Rate it
165 One Shay Given
To the best keeper in the world
Hall of Fame 170 Rate it
166 Viva Enrique
Short Chant dedicated to the Spaniard.
Made Up 170 Rate it
167 Hark Now Hear.
Keep the faith.
Anthems 169 Rate it
168 Keano'S Cat?
keano
'avin a Go 168 Rate it
169 We Love Sunderland?
???
Funny 168 Rate it
170 Were S*ite
Sick of being s*ite!!
Funny 168 Rate it
171 Joe Kinnear
A little saviour
Funny 167 Rate it
172 Helicopter
He's back!
Funny 166 Rate it
173 He Turned Ya Down
Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala
'avin a Go 165 Rate it
174 Going Down
Sang at Boro.
'avin a Go 164 Rate it
175 Oba
5ft 4/6ft 2 21/28
Hall of Fame 164 Rate it
176 New Chant First Year Atmosphere
For the promoted sides who think their loud
'avin a Go 164 Rate it
177 He's Oba Here He's Oba There
The dark destroyer everywhere...
Hall of Fame 163 Rate it
178 Mirandinha (Old)
remember?
Vintage 162 Rate it
179 Jamie Milner
A song for our 06/07 player of the season.
Hall of Fame 161 Rate it
180 Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek
Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek
'avin a Go 161 Rate it
181 New Chant Ameobi
For Shola (old)
Hall of Fame 161 Rate it
182 Claudio Cacapa
Sang at most home games
Hall of Fame 160 Rate it
183 Xisco
Disco for Xisco
Hall of Fame 159 Rate it
184 Let's Go Mental
We're Mental
Classics 157 Rate it
185 Same Old Drogba
Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)
'avin a Go 157 Rate it
186 Eieieio To Boro
Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)
'avin a Go 157 Rate it
187 Geordie Ambulance
(or St Johns Ambulance)
'avin a Go 156 Rate it
188 Stevey Harper Song
Sung to Newcastle's no 1, big Steve Harper
Hall of Fame 156 Rate it
189 New Chant Haha Ronaldo
(Ed: Stoke sang this first)
Made Up 156 Rate it
190 Steven Taylor Toon Toon
TAYLOR
Hall of Fame 155 Rate it
191 Everyone Hates Cisse .
We all hate Cisse
'avin a Go 155 Rate it
192 Ruel Fox Ruel
Black'n'White Socks
Hall of Fame 152 Rate it
193 Niall Quin's Disco Pants
nial fart quinn
'avin a Go 152 Rate it
194 Who's That Team We Call United
To tune of God Save Ireland
Vintage 151 Rate it
195 Taken A P*ss
Old classic funny song
Classics 151 Rate it
196 Jimmy Hasselbaink
To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...
'avin a Go 150 Rate it
197 Andys Made Up Song
Hahaha
Made Up 150 Rate it
198 Kevin Nolan
One for the Newcastle ace
Hall of Fame 150 Rate it
199 New Chant If We Go Down
Heard in a pub recently
Classics 150 Rate it
200 Mackem Scum
to the sad mackem b*stards
'avin a Go 149 Rate it
201 Garden Shed
Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
202 Alan Shearer Is Coming Home
He's back!
Hall of Fame 147 Rate it
203 New Chant Big Al's Army
We hate Sunderland!
Hall of Fame 147 Rate it
204 Your're The Sh*t From Manchester
They really are s**te
'avin a Go 146 Rate it
205 You'll Never Beat Bassong
You'll Never Beat Bassong
Hall of Fame 146 Rate it
206 New Chant Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great.
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...
Funny 146
1.0
207 Whey Ya Kna
To tune of Yellow Submarine
Anthems 145 Rate it
208 Tell Us Something We Don't Know
Super Geordies
Classics 145 Rate it
209 Habib Beye Habib Beye Habib Beye
To the tune of let it snow
Hall of Fame 144 Rate it
210 Not Flying Anymore
Sung at West Ham
Anthems 143 Rate it
211 Everybody Say Wheyaye!
To tune of boom boom
Funny 143 Rate it
212 Shoes Off
No shoes
Funny 142 Rate it
213 David Ginola
Score a goal-a
Hall of Fame 142 Rate it
214 Head Kicked In
Mental geordies
'avin a Go 142 Rate it
215 England's Number 1
Heard at West Brom for our new number 1 Stevie ...
Hall of Fame 142 Rate it
216 Eieieio For The Mackems
Also sung for Boro
'avin a Go 142 Rate it
217 We Drink...
Newcastle Brown
Funny 141 Rate it
218 Anti-Niall Quinn
Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?
'avin a Go 140 Rate it
219 If You Want To Get To Heaven
black and white bonnet
Vintage 140 Rate it
220 We Support Our Local Team
To all the glory supporters of Manchester.
Funny 140 Rate it
221 F**K Off Boro
And also sung to many other teams
'avin a Go 140 Rate it
222 Never Be Defeated
We are invincible
Classics 140 Rate it
223 One Song
Sung to teams with no songs except one
'avin a Go 140 Rate it
224 New Chant Harry Redknapp
Sung to the dirty cockney
'avin a Go 140 Rate it
225 New Chant Perfect Beye
To tune of Perfect Day
Hall of Fame 139 Rate it
226 We Are The Mags
This is who we are.
Classics 138 Rate it
227 Sack The Board
We want the cockney maffia out
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
228 You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse
Especially made for West Ham .
'avin a Go 138 Rate it
229 New Chant Theiving Scousers
To tune of Fields of Anthenry/Anfield Road.
Made Up 138 Rate it
230 New Chant To Middlesboro Fc!
Bye, bye Boro!
Made Up 138 Rate it
231 We All Hate Mike Ashley
To the tune of the hoki koki
'avin a Go 137 Rate it
232 Same Old Shearer
No.9
Hall of Fame 137 Rate it
233 New Chant Coca-Cola Tour
We deserve to go down
Funny 137 Rate it
234 Were Gonna Win 7-6
sung when losing 6-0 to man united or 5-0 at ...
Classics 136 Rate it
235 One For Ashley
For the Cockney Mafia
'avin a Go 136 Rate it
236 New Chant Sang When Habib Plays Centre Back
To tune of Angel Is A Centrefold
Hall of Fame 136 Rate it
237 Charlie
To tune of CHARMA CHAMELION
Hall of Fame 135 Rate it
238 Shearer Is A Legend
Legends hat
Hall of Fame 135 Rate it
239 Fit To Referee
to unfit referees who cant quite catch up
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
240 Mackems
Hate 'em!
Funny 134 Rate it
241 Jingle Bells
Geordie Xmas
Vintage 134 Rate it
242 Hey Scum We're Having A Party
When We Beat The Makem Scum
'avin a Go 134 Rate it
243 New Chant EIEIEIO
Another version heard in cockney land
Funny 134 Rate it
244 Oh, Habib
For the African Defender
Hall of Fame 133 Rate it
245 You Stole My Stereo!
For Gerrard and the Scousers
'avin a Go 133 Rate it
246 Albert Luque
To tune of I'll Be Okay
Hall of Fame 133 Rate it
247 Usa
Sung to Liverpool (ownership)
'avin a Go 133 Rate it
248 Tell All The Boys
we follow the toon!
Anthems 133 Rate it
249 Jet Plane
Sung at sponserless West Ham
Funny 132 Rate it
250 Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs?
For the scousers and the brummies
'avin a Go 132 Rate it
251 Chopra Is A Mackem
For the Sunderland forward
'avin a Go 132 Rate it
252 Eieieio ( Shearer Version)
heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ...
Hall of Fame 132 Rate it
253 New Chant We Are One Of The "Big Four"
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.
Classics 132 Rate it
254 We'll Meet Again
For the Mackems when they go down
Vintage 131 Rate it
255 Super Seb
Bassong, Just had a quick go at it.
Made Up 131 Rate it
256 Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems
There's a surprise
'avin a Go 130 Rate it
257 We Are The Toon
Toon Army
Classics 130 Rate it
258 Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa)
Claudio Cacapa
Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
259 Stand Up If U Hate Man U
Eeveryone hates the scum
'avin a Go 128 Rate it
260 We Are Here!
geordie boys
Classics 128 Rate it
261 Same Old Chelsea
cheats
'avin a Go 128 Rate it
262 Joe Harvey
40 years
Hall of Fame 128 Rate it
263 Alan Shearer's Barmy Army
2 things: LOVE SHEARER and HATE the mackems
Hall of Fame 128 Rate it
264 New Chant I Don'T Like Ashley
to tune of I Don't Like Mondays
'avin a Go 128 Rate it
265 New Chant Smells Like Team Spirit
To tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit
Made Up 128
4.0
266 Hodgson For Finland
Sang to the funny cottagers
Funny 127 Rate it
267 New Chant Sebastian Bassong
One of best defenders at Newcastle for a long time.
Made Up 127 Rate it
268 Are You Shagging
Sung that when we played watford at home last season
'avin a Go 126 Rate it
269 Whats It Like To See A Crowd
Also sung to teams with almost no fans
'avin a Go 126 Rate it
270 Shoes Off For Shearer
Shoes off, pogo
Hall of Fame 126 Rate it
271 Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te
stupid unloyal mancs
Funny 125 Rate it
272 Lets All Have A Disco
A song to sing when you are really happy and ...
Funny 125 Rate it
273 Sacked In The Morning
Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...
'avin a Go 124 Rate it
274 This Is So F*Cking Easy
When its just to easy
'avin a Go 124 Rate it
275 S**T Ground
Sang at Portsmouth
'avin a Go 123 Rate it
276 Little Bit
for Big Sam
Hall of Fame 123 Rate it
277 If You Love Shearer
Sit down, stand up
Hall of Fame 123 Rate it
278 New Chant Get Your Boots On
Heard at the final whistle at Anfield after another dire ...
Hall of Fame 123 Rate it
279 New Chant Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane
'avin a Go 123 Rate it
280 New Chant When Were Losing 3-0
Heard at many away games
'avin a Go 123 Rate it
281 Trip To Glasgow
Don't wanna go home!
Classics 122 Rate it
282 Dennis Wise The Dwarf
dennis ratface wise
'avin a Go 122 Rate it
283 You're Not Singing Anymore
Classic
'avin a Go 121 Rate it
284 New Chant Habib Hallelujah
Habib Beye- a reason to be cheerful
Made Up 121 Rate it
285 New Chant (Another) Hark Now Hear
heard at tottenham
'avin a Go 121 Rate it
286 Town Full Of Chavs
Sang at Birmingham and Villa games
'avin a Go 120 Rate it
287 Laurent Robert
For our former wide man
Hall of Fame 120 Rate it
288 New Chant A Habib Goal For Christmas
Tune of Rock'n'Roll Xmas by Boro's Gary G
Made Up 120 Rate it
289 New Chant Fairytale Of Whitley Beye
to tune of Fairytale Of New York
Made Up 120 Rate it
290 New Chant Rocking Around St James' Park
for Habib
Made Up 120 Rate it
291 New Chant Every Day I Love You Habib Beye
To tune of Everyday I Love You Less And Less
Made Up 120 Rate it
292 New Chant The New Rob Lee
Great song
Hall of Fame 120
5.0
293 S**t On Merseyside
Sang at Everton
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
294 Proud To Be A Geordie
(clap)
Classics 119 Rate it
295 Conga If You Love Shearer
Conga for Shearer
Hall of Fame 119 Rate it
296 Sit Down For Keegan
King Kev!
Hall of Fame 118 Rate it
297 Sunderland In Disguise
Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs
'avin a Go 118 Rate it
298 New Chant We Are Stayin Up!
Premiership next season
Classics 118 Rate it
299 New Chant Cheer Up Alex Ferguson
We hate that gum chewing idiot
'avin a Go 118 Rate it
300 Don't Stop Beardsley
to tune of Wiggle Wiggle
Hall of Fame 117 Rate it
301 Arsenal Always Cheating
dirty cheaters
'avin a Go 117 Rate it
302 Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team
Sung at mackems
'avin a Go 116 Rate it
303 Boro - The S*it Of The North East
Sang to Middlesbrough fans
'avin a Go 116 Rate it
304 New Chant Come All Ye Faithful
ANother one for Habib
Made Up 116 Rate it
305 New Chant We're In The Sh*t Again
Fly The Flag!
Classics 116 Rate it
306 New Chant They Always Run.
The hatred is lethal
'avin a Go 116
5.0
307 Pavel Is A Geordie
For Srnicek
Hall of Fame 115 Rate it
308 Top Of The League
To the dull Chelsea supporters
'avin a Go 115 Rate it
309 New Chant Geordie Aggro
The geordie aggro
Classics 115 Rate it
310 Emre
Ole, ole, ole, ole
Hall of Fame 114 Rate it
311 Woah Shola Ameobi
tune of the hoockey coockey
Funny 114 Rate it
312 Whats It Like To Have No Fans
Sung to small teams with almost no fans
'avin a Go 114 Rate it
313 New Chant It'S Habib Beye
To tune of That's Not My Name
Made Up 114
5.0
314 New Chant 'Arry Redknapp
repaet till you get sick of it
'avin a Go 114 Rate it
315 The Beans
Sang on really cold days
Funny 113 Rate it
316 Can We Play You Every Week
Funny old song
'avin a Go 113 Rate it
317 Zog On The Tyne
To the tune of Fog On The Tyne
Hall of Fame 112 Rate it
318 We've Got More Fans Than You
When theres no home fans
'avin a Go 112 Rate it
319 We Can See You Sneaking Out
Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing
'avin a Go 112 Rate it
320 Who's 46?
Sang at Doncaster game
Funny 111 Rate it
321 Peter Thr Great (Old)
To the tune of You're 16, You're Beautiful
Vintage 111 Rate it
322 One More He Only Needs One More
Sung in 2005 when Shearer scored his 199th goal for ...
Hall of Fame 111 Rate it
323 Howay The Lads
Howay The Lads
Classics 111 Rate it
324 Typical
When teams keep on making mistakes
'avin a Go 111 Rate it
325 Only Sing When You'Re Stealing!
For the scousers
'avin a Go 110 Rate it
326 New Chant Dreaming Of A White Christmas
From Beyewatch
Hall of Fame 110 Rate it
327 New Chant Habib Song
To tune of Deck The Halls
Made Up 110 Rate it
328 Gooch Where Ever You Maybe
A song for our new brick at the back
Funny 109 Rate it
329 Wings The Of A Sparrow
Sung at Sunderland fans.
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
330 Ashley Out
We want Ashley out.
'avin a Go 109
3.0
331 N'Zogbia
Song for Charlie
Hall of Fame 109 Rate it
332 Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You?
Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
333 Who Are Ya? (Newcastle)
Old chant sung by most teams
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
334 Phillipe Albert (Old)
To tune of Rupert The Bear
Hall of Fame 108 Rate it
335 Wheyaye!
To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle
Funny 108 Rate it
336 Kill Em
But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)
'avin a Go 108 Rate it
337 Big Al
Sing when Shearers mangering/ playing
Hall of Fame 108 Rate it
338 New Chant Habib Beye Jingle Bells
for Wor Habib
Made Up 108
4.0
339 New Chant Sing Your Hearts Out
Heard everywhere we go to support the lads
Classics 108 Rate it
340 We're Geordies
we're mental
Classics 107 Rate it
341 Long Way Home
To Man Utd's following
'avin a Go 107 Rate it
342 Taxi!
Go Home!
'avin a Go 107 Rate it
343 New Chant Little Micheal Owen
to the tune of oba femi martins
Hall of Fame 107 Rate it
344 Build A Bonfire
burn the scum
'avin a Go 107 Rate it
345 New Chant We'll Be Coming
Shearer's gaffer
Classics 107 Rate it
346 New Chant Phil Brown
He is one of the SMBs!!!!
'avin a Go 107 Rate it
347 this year up next year down
About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...
'avin a Go 106 Rate it
348 S**T Fans
We are the best
'avin a Go 106 Rate it
349 New Chant Sing When Your Stealing
Newcastle song sang at Liverpool
'avin a Go 106 Rate it
350 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Laughing at the likes of Boro
'avin a Go 106 Rate it
351 Gilly Gillespie
For Keith Gillespie
Hall of Fame 105 Rate it
352 We All Hate Safc, Scum
SAFC means sunderland athletic football club
Hall of Fame 105 Rate it
353 Super Shay
Sang when Shay went to his goal at Hull
Vintage 105 Rate it
354 Time To Go
to tune of Vindaloo
'avin a Go 105 Rate it
355 New Chant Habib Beye Classic
For the mighty Habib
Made Up 105
5.0
356 New Chant Habib Beye Is Here Again!
Tune of Happy Days Are Here Again
Hall of Fame 105 Rate it
357 You're Not Yodelling
When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...
Funny 104 Rate it
358 Thankyou (Old)
For Man Utd.
Vintage 104 Rate it
359 We're S**te!
We still support
Funny 104 Rate it
360 Sing When Your Winning
Best supporters in the world
'avin a Go 104 Rate it
361 New Chant EIEIEIO Up The Championship
New version
Classics 104 Rate it
362 If U Hate The F*****G Mackems
Sad mackem b*stards
'avin a Go 103 Rate it
363 New Chant Will Habib Score At Christmas?
Heard over Christmas
Hall of Fame 103 Rate it
364 New Chant Can You Stop Our Habib Beye?
To tune of Stop The Cavalry
Made Up 103 Rate it
365 Sir John Hall (Old)
To the tune of My Old Man
Vintage 102 Rate it
366 Shoes Off For Keegan
Protest...
Hall of Fame 102 Rate it
367 Should Of Kept' Big Sam
A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...
'avin a Go 102 Rate it
368 New Chant Habib Beye Everybody
To tune of Merry Xmas Everyone
Made Up 102 Rate it
369 New Chant Wor Habib
To tune of Little Donkey
Made Up 102 Rate it
370 New Chant Black And White Through And Through
To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ...
Classics 102 Rate it
371 1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2
One for the sad mackems
Funny 101 Rate it
372 We Can See You Holding Hands!
Sang for the Watford
'avin a Go 101 Rate it
373 Crap - Andy Reid
classic
'avin a Go 101 Rate it
374 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Another classic
Classics 101 Rate it
375 Pogo For Keegan
Up and Down
Hall of Fame 100 Rate it
376 New Chant We've Been All Over The Place
Funny one form Toon
Classics 100 Rate it
377 New Chant 1-0, 3-1 Up
To the tune of nick nack paddywack
Made Up 100 Rate it
378 When The Russian Gets Poisoned
Pollonium makes you worry?
Funny 99 Rate it
379 Let's All Laugh At Chopra
For the Sunderland forward
'avin a Go 99 Rate it
380 We Hate Em All
Tellin em where 2 gan
'avin a Go 99 Rate it
381 New Chant Here Comes Habib Beye
to tune of Here Comes Santa Claus
Hall of Fame 99 Rate it
382 New Chant EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go
Gutted
Classics 99 Rate it
383 Tony Green (Old, Old, Old)
Very old...
Hall of Fame 98 Rate it
384 The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round
Sing to Gippos
Funny 97 Rate it
385 Sit Down
on the floor
Funny 97 Rate it
386 Are You Watching Big Fat Sam???
A little stick to our old gaffer.
'avin a Go 97 Rate it
387 All Gone Quiet
Sung when the other fans have nowt to say
'avin a Go 97 Rate it
388 New Chant Good King Habib Beye
To tune of Good King Wenceslas
Made Up 97 Rate it
389 Peter Beardsley (Old)
To Everton fans
'avin a Go 96 Rate it
390 Town Full Of Smackheads
Sang at Liverpool and Everton games
'avin a Go 96 Rate it
391 New Chant King Habib Beye
To tune of The Little Drummer Boy
Made Up 96 Rate it
392 New Chant Habib Wonderland
From Beyewatch
Hall of Fame 96 Rate it
393 New Chant Hard To Beat
An old sung we like to sing at times
Classics 96 Rate it
394 New Chant Andy, Andy Cole
to tune of Any Old Iron
Hall of Fame 95 Rate it
395 New Chant Jose Enrique Song
To the tune of "viva ronaldo"
Made Up 95 Rate it
396 Jimmy Milner!
Sang when Milner had a good game
Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
397 Drinks Up
if you love the Toon
Funny 94 Rate it
398 Whose The Geordie In Defence
To our Geordie defender
Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
399 England'S No.4
Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James
'avin a Go 94 Rate it
400 New Chant Pride Of England
Classic one
Classics 94 Rate it
401 New Chant Habib The Toon'S Best Right-Back
To tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer
Made Up 93 Rate it
402 New Chant Habib Beye And His Merry Men
To tune of Robin Hood
Hall of Fame 93 Rate it
403 New Chant That'S Habib Beye
to tune of That's Amore
Made Up 93 Rate it
404 New Chant Sitting On The Dock Of The Beye
Tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Made Up 93 Rate it
405 New Chant Habib
to tune of The Day We Caught The Train
Made Up 92 Rate it
406 New Chant We Hate Cockneys
Mostly sung to durty tottenham
'avin a Go 91 Rate it
407 New Chant We Hate Boro
To the monsters of smog
'avin a Go 91 Rate it
408 New Chant Sir John Hall's Got The Money
An old song but great sing, to the tune of ...
Classics 90 Rate it
409 New Chant When The Beye Man Scores A Goal
Tune of I Wish It Could Be Xmas Everyday
Made Up 89
3.0
410 New Chant We'Ve Got Habib Beye
To tune of My Old Man
Hall of Fame 89 Rate it
411 New Chant We've Got Gilly Gillespie
To the tune of The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom hit
Hall of Fame 89 Rate it
412 New Chant Bye Bye Boro
Down you go!!!
'avin a Go 89 Rate it
413 Stand Up If You Hate The Scum
For Sunderland
'avin a Go 88 Rate it
414 New Chant Oh, Habib Beye
To tune of The Red Flag
Made Up 88 Rate it
415 New Chant Habib Plays Right Back For The Toon
To tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Made Up 88 Rate it
416 Pogo If You Love Shearer
For Big Al
Hall of Fame 87 Rate it
417 New Chant Your Support Is Never There
Haha - boro ;)
Made Up 87 Rate it
418 New Chant Habib The Right-Back
To tune of Frosty The Snowman
Made Up 85 Rate it
419 New Chant Oh Beye! Oh Beye!
To tune of Away From Here
Made Up 85 Rate it
420 New Chant Ronaldo's Car
After the man united girl had a car accident
'avin a Go 84 Rate it
421 New Chant Always Cheating
Repeat till bored
'avin a Go 80 Rate it
422 New Chant Nicky Butt Song - Funny
He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ...
Hall of Fame 80 Rate it
423 New Chant Joe Kinnear
What a personality!
Hall of Fame 79 Rate it
424 New Chant We All Love Newcastle
Song for when we score
Classics 78 Rate it
425 New Chant Were Gonna Win The League - Championship
1st 09/ 10
Classics 77 Rate it
426 New Chant When I Was Young
Only one tune
Classics 71 Rate it
427 New Chant Obafem!
Made up one for Oba
Made Up 69 Rate it
428 New Chant Back Shearer
Cumon the Toon
Made Up 68 Rate it
429 New Chant Mackems
Never win nuthin
Made Up 66 Rate it
430 New Chant Coca Cola Tour
Heard at away games towards the end of the season
Classics 31 Rate it
431 New Chant Scared Of Shearer
To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else
'avin a Go 26 Rate it

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