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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	We Are The Geordies We are mental and we are mad.	Anthems	4,346	5.0
2	Blaydon Races (chorus only) All time classic from the Toon.	Anthems	4,180	4.4
3	Drunk And Disorderly Always sung and always true.	Anthems	3,925	4.75
4	Toon Black And White Army Good Newcastle United ringtone.	Anthems	3,424	4.5
5	Newcastle The basic ones are always the best. makes a great ...	Anthems	3,371	4.57143

6	Obafemi Martins How old is he again?	Hall of Fame	3,320	4.0
7	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	'avin a Go	2,965	5.0
8	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Funny	2,808	4.0
9	We Hate Sunderland Need we say more, ace ringtone.	Classics	2,710	5.0
10	Michael Owen Assasin extraordinaire	Hall of Fame	2,507	5.0


11	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Funny	2,405	5.0
12	E-I-E-I-E-I-O King Kev!	Classics	2,235	3.5
13	La La La Geordies Makes a tuneful ringtone.	Classics	2,108	5.0
14	Keano! Sang at most home games	Classics	2,074	4.5
15	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Favourite ringtone.	Classics	2,039	2.0

16	Excited Geordie Funny as chuff, great ringtone.	Classics	2,031	5.0
17	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	'avin a Go	1,902	5.0
18	Spell It Out Spelling out our love.	Classics	1,812	5.0
19	Nicky Nicky Butt A song for are ginger solid midfielder to the theme ...	Hall of Fame	1,766	5.0
20	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	'avin a Go	1,758	5.0


21	United, Toon A real rouser.	Anthems	1,644	5.0
22	When The Mags, Go Marching In All geordies will be there.	Anthems	1,599	5.0
23	He's Coming Home He's back in the Toon.	Anthems	1,510	2.0
24	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Funny	1,454	4.0
25	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	'avin a Go	1,371	Rate it

26	Mark Viduka For the big man up front.	Hall of Fame	1,286	Rate it
27	Geordies Self explanatory really.	Classics	1,265	5.0
28	Keegan Wonderland King Kev's back in toon!	Hall of Fame	1,246	5.0
29	Obefemi Martins (short) Better quality but without the 21 or 28.	Hall of Fame	1,153	5.0
30	One Steven Taylor Our only steady stopper.	Hall of Fame	1,123	4.0


31	Your Support Rubbish.	'avin a Go	1,102	3.0
32	Charles N'Zogbia Song for our powerful french midfielder.	Hall of Fame	1,043	3.0
33	Alan Smith Top marksmen for the toon.	Hall of Fame	1,041	Rate it
34	Attack Classic football war cry.	Classics	1,033	Rate it
35	4-1 Even Chopra Scored When we beat the Scum 4-1	'avin a Go	1,030	5.0

36	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	'avin a Go	979	5.0
37	Nobby Solano Once a Black and White always a Geordie.	Hall of Fame	946	5.0
38	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	'avin a Go	862	5.0
39	Keano's On The Dole One in ten (Ed: Not anymore)	'avin a Go	858	4.0
40	(Clap) Geordies Simple but great toon ringtone.	Classics	855	Rate it


41	Keegan Kevin Keegan, legend.	Anthems	844	3.0
42	Dirty Mackems Giving it to the Mackems straight	'avin a Go	834	Rate it
43	Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army This is what we sing.	Hall of Fame	831	Rate it
44	Mark Viduka (Clap) Another for the big man.	Hall of Fame	802	Rate it
45	Fat Cockney We don't like cockneys	'avin a Go	792	Rate it

46	Big Sam's Barmy Army Gone but not forgotton.	Hall of Fame	735	Rate it
47	Liam + Andy O'Brien to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	735	Rate it
48	Glen Roeder's Barmy Army And we will fight forever more.	Hall of Fame	704	Rate it
49	Fat Cockney We don't like Cockneys	'avin a Go	686	Rate it
50	Claps Clapping to a tuneful Geordie beat	Classics	682	Rate it


51	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	'avin a Go	1,586	Rate it
52	Gutierrez Song about the Spiderman!	Hall of Fame	1,239	5.0
53	Peter Lovenkrands Sung at West Brom	Classics	979	5.0
54	Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ...	Made Up	765	Rate it
55	Joe Kinnear Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear	Funny	748	Rate it

56	Adebayor To tune of Sloop John B	'avin a Go	722	1.0
57	Magpie Ranger I want to be a magpie ranger...	Funny	658	Rate it
58	Joey Barton The Black 'n' White Psycho	Hall of Fame	555	Rate it
59	Cock Of The North North Easts Number 1.	Anthems	540	Rate it
60	Hey Shearer To tune of Hey Baby.	Hall of Fame	539	Rate it


61	Hello Hello We Are The Geordie Boys Sing till your bored	Classics	462	Rate it
62	Coloccini Nananananana	Hall of Fame	439	1.0
63	Oh Managers They Come And Go! Toonultras very own BBTN.	Anthems	437	Rate it
64	Spiderman Spiderman	Hall of Fame	422	Rate it
65	Geordie Alouette Haven't heard it in a while	Classics	414	Rate it

66	My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan Sad mackem b*stards	Funny	410	Rate it
67	Do The Ameobi to tune of The Hoki Koki	Hall of Fame	409	Rate it
68	To Hull City Supporters Sang to the humbrian muppets	Funny	404	Rate it
69	Christiano Ronaldo Sung to Ronaldo when he dives	'avin a Go	388	Rate it
70	Habib Beye To the Happy Days tune.	Hall of Fame	380	Rate it


71	Who The F**k Are Man. United Our Cockney friends	'avin a Go	376	Rate it
72	Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off Heard this one at Carlisle	Funny	372	Rate it
73	Could Have Been Born A Mackem Nothing is worse than being a mackem	Made Up	372	Rate it
74	Kevin Nolan Good signing for the Geordies	Hall of Fame	362	Rate it
75	Sunderlands A Massive Club (Atf) Best song ever.. every word of it is true!	'avin a Go	357	Rate it

76	Family! Quality song.	Funny	353	Rate it
77	We Went To West Ham we went to west ham	'avin a Go	345	Rate it
78	And Its Newcastle ALL TEAMS SING IT JUST CHANGE TEAM NAME	Classics	344	Rate it
79	That's Not My Name Heard at West Brom after a spelling mistake on lovenkrands' ...	Funny	337	Rate it
80	1-0 down 4-1 up Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...	Funny	333	Rate it


81	If Shola Scores... Sang at Everton	Funny	331	Rate it
82	Kenwyn Jones To tune of Sloop John B	Funny	324	Rate it
83	Whats That Coming Over The Hill Sang to Boro fans	'avin a Go	320	Rate it
84	For The Police What a waste of council tax.	Funny	319	Rate it
85	50 Yrs No trophy in 50 years	Funny	317	Rate it

86	Oba Newcastle's Number 9 Newcastle's Number 9	Hall of Fame	303	5.0
87	Chopra Are You Listening? For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	291	Rate it
88	Cheer Up Roy Keane to the dog walking* irish man	'avin a Go	288	Rate it
89	Drogba Throw Us A Coin We'll take your money	'avin a Go	284	Rate it
90	Oh When The Mackems Go Marching In. hahahaha	Made Up	284	5.0


91	He Did Cisse! Bassong doing Cisse and Jones	'avin a Go	279	5.0
92	Keano's A W*nker To tune of This Land is Your Land	Anthems	274	3.0
93	Forty-Six Bassong To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	271	Rate it
94	Tell All The Boys You Know Glasgow calling for Toon	Vintage	267	5.0
95	Fergie's Right Man United Fans Are Rubbish	'avin a Go	266	Rate it

96	El Hadj Diouf We hate the mackem	'avin a Go	258	Rate it
97	Cheryl Cole Song avin a go	Made Up	257	2.0
98	Same Old Chelsea When Didier Drogba dives again.	'avin a Go	253	Rate it
99	Here, There, Spiderman Jonas Gutierrez is spiderman	Hall of Fame	250	5.0
100	No Silverware To tune of the Red Flag	Funny	250	Rate it


101	Fck Off Home Manchester wnk, wnk, wnk.	'avin a Go	247	Rate it
102	Cheque Book A song for fat Ashley heard at Blackburn	Funny	246	Rate it
103	Anfield Library Shhhhhhhhhhhhh....be quiet at Anfield	'avin a Go	244	Rate it
104	Roy Keane Slagging off Roy Keane	Made Up	243	Rate it
105	Obese Of The North Great song sung during friendlies	Anthems	243	Rate it

106	Only One Alan Shearer The one and only	Hall of Fame	241	Rate it
107	Run Away When referees run away at final time knowing they've made ...	'avin a Go	241	4.0
108	Kenwyn Jones Makem Scum	'avin a Go	240	Rate it
109	F*ck The Boro Dirty Smoggies	'avin a Go	239	Rate it
110	Shearer Is Our Boss Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon)	Hall of Fame	237	5.0


111	They Call Us Newcastle Utd (Intertoto Version) Howay the Lads	Classics	236	Rate it
112	Fire Drill Sung when fans of the other team start leaving way ...	Funny	232	Rate it
113	5-1 Even Jenas Scored responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	'avin a Go	231	Rate it
114	Leazes End Aggro The Leazes!	Anthems	226	Rate it
115	When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble - Geremi Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It ...	Hall of Fame	224	Rate it

116	Peter Reid Monkey Head These dirty mackems.....	'avin a Go	221	Rate it
117	The Boro I heard it when I was at Middlesbrough	'avin a Go	220	Rate it
118	This Club Is My Club Sung at every away match (Youtube of being sung on ...	Classics	220	Rate it
119	Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army F********K	Anthems	219	Rate it
120	Joey Barton We love him (on the field)	Hall of Fame	219	Rate it


121	Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo Cheat!	Made Up	219	Rate it
122	Famous Atmosphere Sung at places like Liverpool	'avin a Go	218	Rate it
123	We Love You (Quality New Song) Great new song stolen from Cliftonville FC (See Youtube)	Made Up	216	5.0
124	Southgate Song For the Boro, lovely	'avin a Go	215	Rate it
125	Shearer Our legend number 9	Hall of Fame	213	5.0

126	Habib Beye T the tune of Agadoo	Hall of Fame	209	Rate it
127	Colo Colo To tune of When Johny Comes Marching Home Again	Hall of Fame	205	Rate it
128	What Do You Think Of Newcastle? Mint song	Funny	203	Rate it
129	We Hate. Everyone!	Classics	201	Rate it
130	He's A Dwarf The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	'avin a Go	200	Rate it


131	Cheaters sung to the team when cheating	'avin a Go	197	Rate it
132	Down Like Joey To The Mackems	Funny	196	Rate it
133	Habib Beye - ( Yesterday ) habib beye classic	Hall of Fame	196	Rate it
134	Argentina For Jonas and Fabricio	Hall of Fame	195	Rate it
135	Champions League For "top four"	'avin a Go	195	Rate it

136	Habib Beye Rhapsody To tune of Bohemian Rhapsody	Made Up	195	Rate it
137	Jose Enrique Toonultras Very Own BBTN	Hall of Fame	194	Rate it
138	Where Were You At Newcastle? Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	'avin a Go	194	Rate it
139	Ruel Fox (Old) Ruel Fox socks.	Vintage	193	Rate it
140	Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons) Heard at St James Park	Hall of Fame	191	Rate it


141	Don't Want To Go Home For good away games	Vintage	190	5.0
142	This Club Is Our Club Havent heard this one for a while though	Anthems	189	Rate it
143	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham We hate the cockney muppets	'avin a Go	189	Rate it
144	Peter Reid To tune of Daydream Believer	Vintage	188	Rate it
145	One For Jonas Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ...	Hall of Fame	187	2.0

146	My Holiday Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust	Funny	184	1.0
147	28 Years To Beat Us At Home A sad record to a sad team	'avin a Go	184	Rate it
148	Follow The Toon tell al the boys	Anthems	183	Rate it
149	Sir Bobby A true legend	Hall of Fame	182	5.0
150	We Love Newcastle NUFC	Classics	179	Rate it


151	Geordie Till I Die Geordie and proud	Classics	178	5.0
152	In Your Sunderland Slums Same old underachievers	'avin a Go	177	Rate it
153	Boro vs Sevilla Taking the michael out of the Boro!	'avin a Go	176	Rate it
154	Some Call Us Newcastle Utd we are the best	Vintage	176	Rate it
155	Alan Shearer's Black And White Army Newcastle song for Wor Al	Hall of Fame	176	Rate it

156	Scared Of Shearer Still scared Keano? Man U?	'avin a Go	175	Rate it
157	Que Sera Where Goin To Wembley Sung in 1998 and 1999 before FA Cup finals	Classics	174	Rate it
158	Peter Reid Monkey Heed	Funny	173	Rate it
159	Mackem Takem To the tune of the laughing police man.	'avin a Go	173	Rate it
160	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	'avin a Go	172	5.0


161	Andy Reid Fatty Also sung by Sunderland.	'avin a Go	172	Rate it
162	Fog On The Tyne For those misty days	Anthems	172	Rate it
163	Mark Viduka Down at Wigan on Boxing Day - he hasn't been ...	'avin a Go	171	Rate it
164	Championship Tour Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09	Funny	171	Rate it
165	One Shay Given To the best keeper in the world	Hall of Fame	170	Rate it

166	Viva Enrique Short Chant dedicated to the Spaniard.	Made Up	170	Rate it
167	Hark Now Hear. Keep the faith.	Anthems	169	Rate it
168	Keano'S Cat? keano	'avin a Go	168	Rate it
169	We Love Sunderland? ???	Funny	168	Rate it
170	Were Site Sick of being site!!	Funny	168	Rate it


171	Joe Kinnear A little saviour	Funny	167	Rate it
172	Helicopter He's back!	Funny	166	Rate it
173	He Turned Ya Down Shearer is a Geordie and he hates Man United lalalala	'avin a Go	165	Rate it
174	Going Down Sang at Boro.	'avin a Go	164	Rate it
175	Oba 5ft 4/6ft 2 21/28	Hall of Fame	164	Rate it

176	First Year Atmosphere For the promoted sides who think their loud	'avin a Go	164	Rate it
177	He's Oba Here He's Oba There The dark destroyer everywhere...	Hall of Fame	163	Rate it
178	Mirandinha (Old) remember?	Vintage	162	Rate it
179	Jamie Milner A song for our 06/07 player of the season.	Hall of Fame	161	Rate it
180	Ricky Sbragia Aka Shrek Honestly, doesn't he look like goofy or shrek	'avin a Go	161	Rate it


181	Ameobi For Shola (old)	Hall of Fame	161	Rate it
182	Claudio Cacapa Sang at most home games	Hall of Fame	160	Rate it
183	Xisco Disco for Xisco	Hall of Fame	159	Rate it
184	Let's Go Mental We're Mental	Classics	157	Rate it
185	Same Old Drogba Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)	'avin a Go	157	Rate it

186	Eieieio To Boro Sung to the smoggies (Ed: Smoggies = Middlesbrough)	'avin a Go	157	Rate it
187	Geordie Ambulance (or St Johns Ambulance)	'avin a Go	156	Rate it
188	Stevey Harper Song Sung to Newcastle's no 1, big Steve Harper	Hall of Fame	156	Rate it
189	Haha Ronaldo (Ed: Stoke sang this first)	Made Up	156	Rate it
190	Steven Taylor Toon Toon TAYLOR	Hall of Fame	155	Rate it


191	Everyone Hates Cisse . We all hate Cisse	'avin a Go	155	Rate it
192	Ruel Fox Ruel Black'n'White Socks	Hall of Fame	152	Rate it
193	Niall Quin's Disco Pants nial fart quinn	'avin a Go	152	Rate it
194	Who's That Team We Call United To tune of God Save Ireland	Vintage	151	Rate it
195	Taken A P*ss Old classic funny song	Classics	151	Rate it

196	Jimmy Hasselbaink To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at ...	'avin a Go	150	Rate it
197	Andys Made Up Song Hahaha	Made Up	150	Rate it
198	Kevin Nolan One for the Newcastle ace	Hall of Fame	150	Rate it
199	If We Go Down Heard in a pub recently	Classics	150	Rate it
200	Mackem Scum to the sad mackem b*stards	'avin a Go	149	Rate it


201	Garden Shed Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	'avin a Go	148	Rate it
202	Alan Shearer Is Coming Home He's back!	Hall of Fame	147	Rate it
203	Big Al's Army We hate Sunderland!	Hall of Fame	147	Rate it
204	Your're The Sht From Manchester They really are s*te	'avin a Go	146	Rate it
205	You'll Never Beat Bassong You'll Never Beat Bassong	Hall of Fame	146	Rate it

206	Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...	Funny	146	1.0
207	Whey Ya Kna To tune of Yellow Submarine	Anthems	145	Rate it
208	Tell Us Something We Don't Know Super Geordies	Classics	145	Rate it
209	Habib Beye Habib Beye Habib Beye To the tune of let it snow	Hall of Fame	144	Rate it
210	Not Flying Anymore Sung at West Ham	Anthems	143	Rate it


211	Everybody Say Wheyaye! To tune of boom boom	Funny	143	Rate it
212	Shoes Off No shoes	Funny	142	Rate it
213	David Ginola Score a goal-a	Hall of Fame	142	Rate it
214	Head Kicked In Mental geordies	'avin a Go	142	Rate it
215	England's Number 1 Heard at West Brom for our new number 1 Stevie ...	Hall of Fame	142	Rate it

216	Eieieio For The Mackems Also sung for Boro	'avin a Go	142	Rate it
217	We Drink... Newcastle Brown	Funny	141	Rate it
218	Anti-Niall Quinn Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	'avin a Go	140	Rate it
219	If You Want To Get To Heaven black and white bonnet	Vintage	140	Rate it
220	We Support Our Local Team To all the glory supporters of Manchester.	Funny	140	Rate it


221	F**K Off Boro And also sung to many other teams	'avin a Go	140	Rate it
222	Never Be Defeated We are invincible	Classics	140	Rate it
223	One Song Sung to teams with no songs except one	'avin a Go	140	Rate it
224	Harry Redknapp Sung to the dirty cockney	'avin a Go	140	Rate it
225	Perfect Beye To tune of Perfect Day	Hall of Fame	139	Rate it

226	We Are The Mags This is who we are.	Classics	138	Rate it
227	Sack The Board We want the cockney maffia out	'avin a Go	138	Rate it
228	You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse Especially made for West Ham .	'avin a Go	138	Rate it
229	Theiving Scousers To tune of Fields of Anthenry/Anfield Road.	Made Up	138	Rate it
230	To Middlesboro Fc! Bye, bye Boro!	Made Up	138	Rate it


231	We All Hate Mike Ashley To the tune of the hoki koki	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
232	Same Old Shearer No.9	Hall of Fame	137	Rate it
233	Coca-Cola Tour We deserve to go down	Funny	137	Rate it
234	Were Gonna Win 7-6 sung when losing 6-0 to man united or 5-0 at ...	Classics	136	Rate it
235	One For Ashley For the Cockney Mafia	'avin a Go	136	Rate it

236	Sang When Habib Plays Centre Back To tune of Angel Is A Centrefold	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
237	Charlie To tune of CHARMA CHAMELION	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
238	Shearer Is A Legend Legends hat	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
239	Fit To Referee to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	'avin a Go	135	Rate it
240	Mackems Hate 'em!	Funny	134	Rate it


241	Jingle Bells Geordie Xmas	Vintage	134	Rate it
242	Hey Scum We're Having A Party When We Beat The Makem Scum	'avin a Go	134	Rate it
243	EIEIEIO Another version heard in cockney land	Funny	134	Rate it
244	Oh, Habib For the African Defender	Hall of Fame	133	Rate it
245	You Stole My Stereo! For Gerrard and the Scousers	'avin a Go	133	Rate it

246	Albert Luque To tune of I'll Be Okay	Hall of Fame	133	Rate it
247	Usa Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	'avin a Go	133	Rate it
248	Tell All The Boys we follow the toon!	Anthems	133	Rate it
249	Jet Plane Sung at sponserless West Ham	Funny	132	Rate it
250	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? For the scousers and the brummies	'avin a Go	132	Rate it


251	Chopra Is A Mackem For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
252	Eieieio ( Shearer Version) heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ...	Hall of Fame	132	Rate it
253	We Are One Of The "Big Four" When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.	Classics	132	Rate it
254	We'll Meet Again For the Mackems when they go down	Vintage	131	Rate it
255	Super Seb Bassong, Just had a quick go at it.	Made Up	131	Rate it

256	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems There's a surprise	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
257	We Are The Toon Toon Army	Classics	130	Rate it
258	Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) Claudio Cacapa	Hall of Fame	129	Rate it
259	Stand Up If U Hate Man U Eeveryone hates the scum	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
260	We Are Here! geordie boys	Classics	128	Rate it


261	Same Old Chelsea cheats	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
262	Joe Harvey 40 years	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
263	Alan Shearer's Barmy Army 2 things: LOVE SHEARER and HATE the mackems	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
264	I Don'T Like Ashley to tune of I Don't Like Mondays	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
265	Smells Like Team Spirit To tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit	Made Up	128	4.0

266	Hodgson For Finland Sang to the funny cottagers	Funny	127	Rate it
267	Sebastian Bassong One of best defenders at Newcastle for a long time.	Made Up	127	Rate it
268	Are You Shagging Sung that when we played watford at home last season	'avin a Go	126	Rate it
269	Whats It Like To See A Crowd Also sung to teams with almost no fans	'avin a Go	126	Rate it
270	Shoes Off For Shearer Shoes off, pogo	Hall of Fame	126	Rate it


271	Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te stupid unloyal mancs	Funny	125	Rate it
272	Lets All Have A Disco A song to sing when you are really happy and ...	Funny	125	Rate it
273	Sacked In The Morning Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
274	This Is So F*Cking Easy When its just to easy	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
275	S**T Ground Sang at Portsmouth	'avin a Go	123	Rate it

276	Little Bit for Big Sam	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it
277	If You Love Shearer Sit down, stand up	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it
278	Get Your Boots On Heard at the final whistle at Anfield after another dire ...	Hall of Fame	123	Rate it
279	Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Heard at librarys like Anfield or White Hart Lane	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
280	When Were Losing 3-0 Heard at many away games	'avin a Go	123	Rate it


281	Trip To Glasgow Don't wanna go home!	Classics	122	Rate it
282	Dennis Wise The Dwarf dennis ratface wise	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
283	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	'avin a Go	121	Rate it
284	Habib Hallelujah Habib Beye- a reason to be cheerful	Made Up	121	Rate it
285	(Another) Hark Now Hear heard at tottenham	'avin a Go	121	Rate it

286	Town Full Of Chavs Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	'avin a Go	120	Rate it
287	Laurent Robert For our former wide man	Hall of Fame	120	Rate it
288	A Habib Goal For Christmas Tune of Rock'n'Roll Xmas by Boro's Gary G	Made Up	120	Rate it
289	Fairytale Of Whitley Beye to tune of Fairytale Of New York	Made Up	120	Rate it
290	Rocking Around St James' Park for Habib	Made Up	120	Rate it


291	Every Day I Love You Habib Beye To tune of Everyday I Love You Less And Less	Made Up	120	Rate it
292	The New Rob Lee Great song	Hall of Fame	120	5.0
293	S**t On Merseyside Sang at Everton	'avin a Go	119	Rate it
294	Proud To Be A Geordie (clap)	Classics	119	Rate it
295	Conga If You Love Shearer Conga for Shearer	Hall of Fame	119	Rate it

296	Sit Down For Keegan King Kev!	Hall of Fame	118	Rate it
297	Sunderland In Disguise Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
298	We Are Stayin Up! Premiership next season	Classics	118	Rate it
299	Cheer Up Alex Ferguson We hate that gum chewing idiot	'avin a Go	118	Rate it
300	Don't Stop Beardsley to tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Hall of Fame	117	Rate it


301	Arsenal Always Cheating dirty cheaters	'avin a Go	117	Rate it
302	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team Sung at mackems	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
303	Boro - The S*it Of The North East Sang to Middlesbrough fans	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
304	Come All Ye Faithful ANother one for Habib	Made Up	116	Rate it
305	We're In The Sh*t Again Fly The Flag!	Classics	116	Rate it

306	They Always Run. The hatred is lethal	'avin a Go	116	5.0
307	Pavel Is A Geordie For Srnicek	Hall of Fame	115	Rate it
308	Top Of The League To the dull Chelsea supporters	'avin a Go	115	Rate it
309	Geordie Aggro The geordie aggro	Classics	115	Rate it
310	Emre Ole, ole, ole, ole	Hall of Fame	114	Rate it


311	Woah Shola Ameobi tune of the hoockey coockey	Funny	114	Rate it
312	Whats It Like To Have No Fans Sung to small teams with almost no fans	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
313	It'S Habib Beye To tune of That's Not My Name	Made Up	114	5.0
314	'Arry Redknapp repaet till you get sick of it	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
315	The Beans Sang on really cold days	Funny	113	Rate it

316	Can We Play You Every Week Funny old song	'avin a Go	113	Rate it
317	Zog On The Tyne To the tune of Fog On The Tyne	Hall of Fame	112	Rate it
318	We've Got More Fans Than You When theres no home fans	'avin a Go	112	Rate it
319	We Can See You Sneaking Out Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	'avin a Go	112	Rate it
320	Who's 46? Sang at Doncaster game	Funny	111	Rate it


321	Peter Thr Great (Old) To the tune of You're 16, You're Beautiful	Vintage	111	Rate it
322	One More He Only Needs One More Sung in 2005 when Shearer scored his 199th goal for ...	Hall of Fame	111	Rate it
323	Howay The Lads Howay The Lads	Classics	111	Rate it
324	Typical When teams keep on making mistakes	'avin a Go	111	Rate it
325	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! For the scousers	'avin a Go	110	Rate it

326	Dreaming Of A White Christmas From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	110	Rate it
327	Habib Song To tune of Deck The Halls	Made Up	110	Rate it
328	Gooch Where Ever You Maybe A song for our new brick at the back	Funny	109	Rate it
329	Wings The Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
330	Ashley Out We want Ashley out.	'avin a Go	109	3.0


331	N'Zogbia Song for Charlie	Hall of Fame	109	Rate it
332	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
333	Who Are Ya? (Newcastle) Old chant sung by most teams	'avin a Go	109	Rate it
334	Phillipe Albert (Old) To tune of Rupert The Bear	Hall of Fame	108	Rate it
335	Wheyaye! To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle	Funny	108	Rate it

336	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	'avin a Go	108	Rate it
337	Big Al Sing when Shearers mangering/ playing	Hall of Fame	108	Rate it
338	Habib Beye Jingle Bells for Wor Habib	Made Up	108	4.0
339	Sing Your Hearts Out Heard everywhere we go to support the lads	Classics	108	Rate it
340	We're Geordies we're mental	Classics	107	Rate it


341	Long Way Home To Man Utd's following	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
342	Taxi! Go Home!	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
343	Little Micheal Owen to the tune of oba femi martins	Hall of Fame	107	Rate it
344	Build A Bonfire burn the scum	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
345	We'll Be Coming Shearer's gaffer	Classics	107	Rate it

346	Phil Brown He is one of the SMBs!!!!	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
347	this year up next year down About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
348	S**T Fans We are the best	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
349	Sing When Your Stealing Newcastle song sang at Liverpool	'avin a Go	106	Rate it
350	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Laughing at the likes of Boro	'avin a Go	106	Rate it


351	Gilly Gillespie For Keith Gillespie	Hall of Fame	105	Rate it
352	We All Hate Safc, Scum SAFC means sunderland athletic football club	Hall of Fame	105	Rate it
353	Super Shay Sang when Shay went to his goal at Hull	Vintage	105	Rate it
354	Time To Go to tune of Vindaloo	'avin a Go	105	Rate it
355	Habib Beye Classic For the mighty Habib	Made Up	105	5.0

356	Habib Beye Is Here Again! Tune of Happy Days Are Here Again	Hall of Fame	105	Rate it
357	You're Not Yodelling When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...	Funny	104	Rate it
358	Thankyou (Old) For Man Utd.	Vintage	104	Rate it
359	We're S**te! We still support	Funny	104	Rate it
360	Sing When Your Winning Best supporters in the world	'avin a Go	104	Rate it


361	EIEIEIO Up The Championship New version	Classics	104	Rate it
362	If U Hate The F****G Mackems Sad mackem bstards	'avin a Go	103	Rate it
363	Will Habib Score At Christmas? Heard over Christmas	Hall of Fame	103	Rate it
364	Can You Stop Our Habib Beye? To tune of Stop The Cavalry	Made Up	103	Rate it
365	Sir John Hall (Old) To the tune of My Old Man	Vintage	102	Rate it

366	Shoes Off For Keegan Protest...	Hall of Fame	102	Rate it
367	Should Of Kept' Big Sam A reply to Bolton's chant- You Should Of Kept Big ...	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
368	Habib Beye Everybody To tune of Merry Xmas Everyone	Made Up	102	Rate it
369	Wor Habib To tune of Little Donkey	Made Up	102	Rate it
370	Black And White Through And Through To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ...	Classics	102	Rate it


371	1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 One for the sad mackems	Funny	101	Rate it
372	We Can See You Holding Hands! Sang for the Watford	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
373	Crap - Andy Reid classic	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
374	Shall We Sing A Song For You Another classic	Classics	101	Rate it
375	Pogo For Keegan Up and Down	Hall of Fame	100	Rate it

376	We've Been All Over The Place Funny one form Toon	Classics	100	Rate it
377	1-0, 3-1 Up To the tune of nick nack paddywack	Made Up	100	Rate it
378	When The Russian Gets Poisoned Pollonium makes you worry?	Funny	99	Rate it
379	Let's All Laugh At Chopra For the Sunderland forward	'avin a Go	99	Rate it
380	We Hate Em All Tellin em where 2 gan	'avin a Go	99	Rate it


381	Here Comes Habib Beye to tune of Here Comes Santa Claus	Hall of Fame	99	Rate it
382	EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go Gutted	Classics	99	Rate it
383	Tony Green (Old, Old, Old) Very old...	Hall of Fame	98	Rate it
384	The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round Sing to Gippos	Funny	97	Rate it
385	Sit Down on the floor	Funny	97	Rate it

386	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? A little stick to our old gaffer.	'avin a Go	97	Rate it
387	All Gone Quiet Sung when the other fans have nowt to say	'avin a Go	97	Rate it
388	Good King Habib Beye To tune of Good King Wenceslas	Made Up	97	Rate it
389	Peter Beardsley (Old) To Everton fans	'avin a Go	96	Rate it
390	Town Full Of Smackheads Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	'avin a Go	96	Rate it


391	King Habib Beye To tune of The Little Drummer Boy	Made Up	96	Rate it
392	Habib Wonderland From Beyewatch	Hall of Fame	96	Rate it
393	Hard To Beat An old sung we like to sing at times	Classics	96	Rate it
394	Andy, Andy Cole to tune of Any Old Iron	Hall of Fame	95	Rate it
395	Jose Enrique Song To the tune of "viva ronaldo"	Made Up	95	Rate it

396	Jimmy Milner! Sang when Milner had a good game	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it
397	Drinks Up if you love the Toon	Funny	94	Rate it
398	Whose The Geordie In Defence To our Geordie defender	Hall of Fame	94	Rate it
399	England'S No.4 Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
400	Pride Of England Classic one	Classics	94	Rate it


401	Habib The Toon'S Best Right-Back To tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer	Made Up	93	Rate it
402	Habib Beye And His Merry Men To tune of Robin Hood	Hall of Fame	93	Rate it
403	That'S Habib Beye to tune of That's Amore	Made Up	93	Rate it
404	Sitting On The Dock Of The Beye Tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay	Made Up	93	Rate it
405	Habib to tune of The Day We Caught The Train	Made Up	92	Rate it

406	We Hate Cockneys Mostly sung to durty tottenham	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
407	We Hate Boro To the monsters of smog	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
408	Sir John Hall's Got The Money An old song but great sing, to the tune of ...	Classics	90	Rate it
409	When The Beye Man Scores A Goal Tune of I Wish It Could Be Xmas Everyday	Made Up	89	3.0
410	We'Ve Got Habib Beye To tune of My Old Man	Hall of Fame	89	Rate it


411	We've Got Gilly Gillespie To the tune of The Outhere Brothers Boom, Boom hit	Hall of Fame	89	Rate it
412	Bye Bye Boro Down you go!!!	'avin a Go	89	Rate it
413	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum For Sunderland	'avin a Go	88	Rate it
414	Oh, Habib Beye To tune of The Red Flag	Made Up	88	Rate it
415	Habib Plays Right Back For The Toon To tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town	Made Up	88	Rate it

416	Pogo If You Love Shearer For Big Al	Hall of Fame	87	Rate it
417	Your Support Is Never There Haha - boro ;)	Made Up	87	Rate it
418	Habib The Right-Back To tune of Frosty The Snowman	Made Up	85	Rate it
419	Oh Beye! Oh Beye! To tune of Away From Here	Made Up	85	Rate it
420	Ronaldo's Car After the man united girl had a car accident	'avin a Go	84	Rate it


421	Always Cheating Repeat till bored	'avin a Go	80	Rate it
422	Nicky Butt Song - Funny He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ...	Hall of Fame	80	Rate it
423	Joe Kinnear What a personality!	Hall of Fame	79	Rate it
424	We All Love Newcastle Song for when we score	Classics	78	Rate it
425	Were Gonna Win The League - Championship 1st 09/ 10	Classics	77	Rate it

426	When I Was Young Only one tune	Classics	71	Rate it
427	Obafem! Made up one for Oba	Made Up	69	Rate it
428	Back Shearer Cumon the Toon	Made Up	68	Rate it
429	Mackems Never win nuthin	Made Up	66	Rate it
430	Coca Cola Tour Heard at away games towards the end of the season	Classics	31	Rate it


431	Scared Of Shearer To mackems, Man United, Roy Keane and about everyone else	'avin a Go	26	Rate it

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