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Palace, Palace (Lyric only)
One we sang almost the ...

Chelsea Double (Lyric only)
Chelsea Double Song

We Are Blue, We Are ...
A song to sing to ...

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We won the double (see ...

The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man ...

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Carefree
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 6,598
4.94286
2 Chelsea, Chelsea
Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand ...
Anthems 6,513
4.85714
3 Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again?
'avin a Go 6,168
4.84615
4 Didier Drogba
Ode to the dark destroyer.
Hall of Fame 5,816
5.0
5 In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers.
'avin a Go 4,959
5.0
6 Follow, Follow, Follow
One of the best nights at Stamford Bridge paid homage ...
Classics 4,783
4.71428
7 Super Frankie Lampard
Our top man. Better audio added
Hall of Fame 4,416
4.92857
8 Blowing Bubbles
Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals.
'avin a Go 4,414
5.0
9 Celery
She loves that celery. Ed: Better recording added
Anthems 4,369
4.8
10 Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies
'avin a Go 3,951
5.0
11 Chelsea Till I Die
And forever after..
Classics 3,723
4.88888
12 Kalou Song
Best Kalou song by a mile - good Youtube in ...
Hall of Fame 3,612
4.71429
13 Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.
Anthems 3,610
4.90909
14 Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea
Great fanchant. Always a pleasure.
Classics 3,451
5.0
15 F**k Em All
Up your's.
Classics 3,318
5.0
16 Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
Still flying and off to Wembley.
Anthems 3,105
5.0
17 Joey Cole
For the boy wonder.
Hall of Fame 2,916
5.0
18 10 Men Went to Mow
All time classic and one of the best footy fanchants ...
Anthems 2,760
5.0
19 John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.
Funny 2,613
5.0
20 When The Blues Go Steaming In
Classic and one of our favourites, I wanna be in ...
Classics 2,527
4.81818
21 Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya
Old time classic. Not the best recording, sorry..
Classics 2,339
4.875
22 Jose Mourinho
For the Special One.
Hall of Fame 2,335
4.71429
23 Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!!
'avin a Go 2,169
5.0
24 Michael Essien
Our top midfielder?
Hall of Fame 2,113
4.875
25 We Hate Tottenham
Say no more.
'avin a Go 2,077
5.0
26 La La La Chelsea
Another classic fanchant, best sung drunk (as were the lads ...
Classics 1,977
5.0
27 Stand Up For The Champions
Won't be long before were singing this again.
Classics 1,897
5.0
28 Que Sera Sera
On Our Way To Wembley!
Classics 1,727
4.8
29 We Love You Chelsea
Amen to that.
Classics 1,657
4.66667
30 We All Follow The Chelsea
We'll even go to Leicester! (Ed: Better recording added)
Classics 1,640
5.0
31 Oh Wayne Bridge
Ode to the man who put it up the Arse.
Hall of Fame 1,607
5.0
32 Spell It Out: C H E L S E A
Sing it out. This one is too long for a ...
Classics 1,530
4.625
33 Top Of The League
Laughing all season, great ringtone.
Classics 1,494
4.8
34 Chelsea, Champions
Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing.
Classics 1,451
4.33333
35 Chelsea Score
Hear Chelsea score everytime your phone rings.
Classics 1,450
4.42857
36 You Are My Sunshine
Old classic hummed to (Ed: Thanks to Liam for the ...
Classics 1,410
4.5
37 Chelsea (Clapping)
Sung every week. Great ringtone.
Classics 1,408
5.0
38 Gianfranco Zola
The number 25 should be retired. (Tune of I love ...
Hall of Fame 1,383
5.0
39 Forever and Ever
Keeping the blue flag flying high. Not available as a ...
Classics 1,302
5.0
40 Come On Chelsea
Come on!!!
Anthems 1,235
5.0
41 Horn Chelsea
Classic ringtone.
Anthems 1,210
5.0
42 We're Going To Moscow
Live for now, great Chelsea ringtone.
Vintage 1,159
5.0
43 No One Can Stop Us Now!
Chelsea song: 1994 FA Cup Final Song.
Classics 1,145
4.66667
44 Chelsea Reject
Sung to any ex Chelsea player
'avin a Go 1,111
4.5
45 Juliano Belletti
For our Brazilian superstar
Hall of Fame 1,110
4.66667
46 King Of Stamford Bridge (Chorus Only)
Ed: Chorus only but better than what we have
Hall of Fame 1,059
5.0
47 We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League
Great ringtone.
Anthems 1,054
5.0
48 When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus)
Without the zig or the zag.
Anthems 1,022
5.0
49 Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C.
'avin a Go 1,016
5.0
50 There's Only One Team In Fulham
Taunting our poor neighbours.
Anthems 983
5.0
51 Osgood
Ode to the legendary Peter Osgood. Unfortunately not the greatest ...
Hall of Fame 962
5.0
52 We All Hate Leeds...
An old one from the 70's but still sung today
'avin a Go 922
5.0
53 You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em.
'avin a Go 904
5.0
54 10 Men Went To Mow (Longer version)
Longer version of the Chelsea anthem
Anthems 901
5.0
55 Dennis Wise
Fantastic night in Milan!!!
Hall of Fame 882
5.0
56 Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone.
'avin a Go 880
5.0
57 Champions!
We'll be singing this one for years to come. THE ...
Classics 850
5.0
58 Andriy Shevchenko
One of a few songs we have for the man ...
Hall of Fame 825
5.0
59 Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose.
Vintage 808
5.0
60 You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...
'avin a Go 795
5.0
61 You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight.
'avin a Go 795
4.75
62 Does The Circus Know You're Here
Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch
'avin a Go 791
5.0
63 He Comes From The Ukraine
Another for the big man.
Hall of Fame 761
5.0
64 Matthew Harding's Blue Army
Keeps on marching on, never forgotton
Hall of Fame 723
5.0
65 When The Saints
Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up.
'avin a Go 713
5.0
66 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup
'avin a Go 703
5.0
67 We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...
'avin a Go 693
5.0
68 It's So Quiet Fratton Park
Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey
'avin a Go 669
4.0
69 Cheerio
Explains itself
'avin a Go 663
5.0
70 Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers.
Hall of Fame 653
5.0
71 Down With The Tottenham
Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down
'avin a Go 647
5.0
72 We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.
'avin a Go 638
5.0
73 Can You Hear The Bell Ring
Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ...
'avin a Go 630
5.0
74 You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played.
'avin a Go 628
5.0
75 One Song
To supporters with little imagination
'avin a Go 627
5.0
76 Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you?
'avin a Go 616
5.0
77 Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days, and still sung ...
Classics 612
4.4
78 One Stand Singing
It's all gone quiet over there
'avin a Go 599
5.0
79 Score, Score, Score
Ed: Not the best recording but worth putting up
Classics 587
5.0
80 Champions League Larff
Laughing all the way to the final
'avin a Go 576
4.75
81 It's All Quiet
When they are all hushed
'avin a Go 554
5.0
82 Where's The Bell?
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature
'avin a Go 543
5.0
83 Attack, Attack
Could make a classic ringtone to profile someone.
Classics 518
5.0
84 Attack, Attack
Prompting the lads to get into em
Classics 518
5.0
85 We Were There
Normally sung Vs Middlesboro (1997) and Villa (2000).
Classics 517
5.0
86 Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only)
One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ...
'avin a Go 1,350
5.0
87 Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song
Funny 1,070
5.0
88 New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26
Made Up 950
3.77778
89 I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.
Funny 838
5.0
90 Blue Is The Colour (Lyric only)
Blue is the colour - FC CHELSEA anthem
Classics 793
3.66667
91 Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife...
Funny 746
5.0
92 Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou!
Made Up 685
5.0
93 The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man Ure etc
'avin a Go 657
5.0
94 We hate Liverpool FC (Lyric only)
We hate Liverpool FC (Good Youtube)
Classics 593
5.0
95 Anti Gerrard (Lyric only)
Scouse bastard
'avin a Go 588
5.0
96 Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go
Made Up 539
2.25
97 Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ...
Made Up 514 Rate it
98 You Are My Chelsea (Lyric only)
You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea.
Classics 511
5.0
99 Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
Premier League trophy
Classics 506
5.0
100 We Saved Your History (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool after we beat them 2-0
'avin a Go 499
5.0
101 One Team In London (Lyric only)
Sung when our London neighbours play us
'avin a Go 492
4.33333
102 Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t
Made Up 491
3.66667
103 In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t
Made Up 485
3.0
104 Big Drogba (Lyric only)
Another one for the big man
Hall of Fame 475
4.0
105 John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero
Made Up 466
2.0
106 Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only)
Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal
'avin a Go 463 Rate it
107 One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend.
Hall of Fame 461
5.0
108 Posh Spice (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard better than Beckham
'avin a Go 435
5.0
109 Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! (Lyric only)
classic chels!!
Classics 433
4.66667
110 That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune That Boy Ronaldo
'avin a Go 426
5.0
111 Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only)
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ...
'avin a Go 426
5.0
112 Joe Cole (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Heigh Ho'
Made Up 411 Rate it
113 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry
Made Up 393
5.0
114 Follow Malouda (Lyric only)
Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader")
Hall of Fame 388
5.0
115 F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go...
Made Up 374
4.88889
116 Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only)
He's a lard arse
Made Up 366 Rate it
117 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry
Hall of Fame 364 Rate it
118 You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse.
Funny 361
5.0
119 Best Trip (Lyric only)
Sang at our successful away matches
Classics 337
3.0
120 Abramovich (Lyric only)
The owner
Hall of Fame 336
5.0
121 Blue Day (Lyric only)
Blue Day anyone?????
Classics 323 Rate it
122 Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only)
Rumour has it........
'avin a Go 320 Rate it
123 Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only)
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ...
Classics 320
5.0
124 Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only)
This one's for Tottenham
'avin a Go 319
3.66667
125 Didier Droga (Lyric only)
Didier Drogba
Made Up 315
5.0
126 Chelsea Aggro (Lyric only)
Not the most common chant. Personal favourite though.
Classics 310
5.0
127 Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal
Made Up 302
5.0
128 One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ...
Funny 300
5.0
129 Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only)
Prick
'avin a Go 300
5.0
130 Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true.
Funny 295
3.0
131 When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only)
What else would he say?
Classics 291 Rate it
132 We Won The Double (Lyric only)
We won the double (see Youtube, top right of page, ...
'avin a Go 281 Rate it
133 Branny Ivanovic (Lyric only)
Super Branny Ivanovic
Made Up 279
5.0
134 Goal Kick (Lyric only)
Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick
'avin a Go 274
3.0
135 Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
ode to adebayor lol
'avin a Go 272 Rate it
136 You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers.
Funny 267
5.0
137 God Save Our Team (Lyric only)
God Save the Chelsea
Made Up 267 Rate it
138 Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
hate the Scousers!
'avin a Go 262
5.0
139 Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard song
Made Up 254
4.33333
140 Michael Ballack (Lyric only)
Michael Ballack
Made Up 254
5.0
141 Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash
'avin a Go 253
5.0
142 John Terry (To Rooney Song) (Lyric only)
John terry is the new Pele
Made Up 252
1.0
143 Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only)
A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe?
Classics 251
5.0
144 Wank*R Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sung about the winker to the tune of Hokey Kokey
Made Up 248 Rate it
145 In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC
Made Up 247
3.0
146 Guus Hiddink (Lyric only)
Abramovich's buddy needs a song
Made Up 247
5.0
147 Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive.
'avin a Go 243
3.66667
148 Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only)
One for the great man
Hall of Fame 243 Rate it
149 Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Top player
Hall of Fame 243
5.0
150 Abramovich (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the ...
Hall of Fame 241
5.0
151 Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out
Funny 241 Rate it
152 New Chant Chelsea Double (Lyric only)
Chelsea Double Song
Hall of Fame 241
5.0
153 Chim Chimenee (Lyric only)
Anti-West Ham
'avin a Go 240 Rate it
154 Loyal Supporters (Lyric only)
We Are The Chelsea Boys
Classics 240 Rate it
155 Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
Funny 240
5.0
156 Tevez Song (Lyric only)
Funny one for Scumchesters Argie...
'avin a Go 239
5.0
157 I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only)
Love the Blues
Vintage 239 Rate it
158 Anelka (Lyric only)
Song for Nicolas Anelka song
Made Up 235
3.0
159 Super Chelsea (Lyric only)
Come on you blues!
Classics 234
5.0
160 Viva Malouda (Lyric only)
Le Bleu
Hall of Fame 233 Rate it
161 Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of Lescott
'avin a Go 232
5.0
162 Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ...
'avin a Go 229
5.0
163 Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k
Funny 227 Rate it
164 Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only)
To Everton or Liverpool
'avin a Go 227 Rate it
165 In Dublins Fair City (Lyric only)
Quality
Classics 222
3.0
166 John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ...
Made Up 220
5.0
167 Scary Alex (Lyric only)
Would you stand up to him?
Made Up 219
5.0
168 Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
Funny 219 Rate it
169 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Cause you're shit!
Anthems 218
5.0
170 Super Lampard (Lyric only)
Lampard Is The Best
Made Up 217 Rate it
171 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Made up song for Petr Cech, Chelsea's goalie
Made Up 217
4.0
172 Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season
Funny 207 Rate it
173 If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Tottenham Scum
'avin a Go 205
2.0
174 Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only)
Kicked him nicely
Made Up 205 Rate it
175 One For Deco (Lyric only)
Art Deco
Made Up 205 Rate it
176 Taking The P*ss (Lyric only)
HAHAHA
Anthems 204 Rate it
177 Makalele (Lyric only)
Our unsung hero
Hall of Fame 204 Rate it
178 Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management
'avin a Go 202 Rate it
179 New Chant We Are Blue, We Are White (Lyric only)
A song to sing to Tottenham fans
'avin a Go 202
5.0
180 Walkin down the Fulham Road (Lyric only)
Runnin' down the Fulham Road.
Classics 201
5.0
181 Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only)
JT is immense
Hall of Fame 201
4.0
182 Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at the Old Trafford library.
'avin a Go 201 Rate it
183 Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out
Funny 199 Rate it
184 Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only)
One for a quality former player
Hall of Fame 197 Rate it
185 Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only)
One for the new man
Made Up 193
3.66667
186 Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only)
A Fine Piece of Headwear
Hall of Fame 193
5.0
187 In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only)
Unhygienic lot
'avin a Go 192 Rate it
188 Essien-En-En (Lyric only)
This man is awesome. Behold the Bison
Made Up 191 Rate it
189 Chelsea Boys We Are Here (Lyric only)
Avin a laugh
Classics 191 Rate it
190 We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
It's very true
'avin a Go 187 Rate it
191 Oh Frankie Lampard (Lyric only)
Sang to melody of "I love you baby" or chant ...
Hall of Fame 187 Rate it
192 Mikey Ballack (Lyric only)
Song for Michael Ballack
Made Up 185
4.5
193 You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
If you wanna be nice about it or near a ...
'avin a Go 182 Rate it
194 Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only)
Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this
'avin a Go 182 Rate it
195 A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5
Funny 181
5.0
196 Chopper John Terry (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's captain John Terry
Hall of Fame 181
5.0
197 Ode To Anelka (Lyric only)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ...
Hall of Fame 179
5.0
198 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Big Pete
Made Up 179
5.0
199 Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ...
Hall of Fame 178
5.0
200 Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We want our trophy back
'avin a Go 178
3.66667
201 When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only)
The Chelsea Supremo
Hall of Fame 176
5.0
202 Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only)
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
'avin a Go 175 Rate it
203 No Future (Lyric only)
F*ck Arsenal
'avin a Go 175 Rate it
204 Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung while bouncing of course
Classics 173
5.0
205 Follow Follow Follow 2009 (Lyric only)
Sorry Bridgie, we got a new man from Serbia who ...
Made Up 169
5.0
206 Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only)
For the Gooners
'avin a Go 169
5.0
207 North Stand (Lyric only)
They can't keep themselves quiet either
Classics 166 Rate it
208 Phil Neville (Lyric only)
Our song for our favourite Phil Neville
'avin a Go 165 Rate it
209 Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only)
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ...
'avin a Go 165 Rate it
210 Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo
Hall of Fame 164
3.66667
211 You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only)
Smelly, shitty scousers
'avin a Go 164
3.66667
212 Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic
Funny 163 Rate it
213 Hey Dibble (Lyric only)
One for police and stewards
'avin a Go 162 Rate it
214 In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
A classic song
Classics 162 Rate it
215 Do The Obi Mikel (Lyric only)
Obi Mikel chant to the tune of the Hokey Cokey
Classics 160
5.0
216 Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only)
To fat players. Rooney springs to mind
'avin a Go 160 Rate it
217 I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only)
Sang to rivals
'avin a Go 158
5.0
218 Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer
Funny 158 Rate it
219 Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar"
Funny 157
5.0
220 Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only)
Have a go at Ronaldo
'avin a Go 157 Rate it
221 Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only)
Sing it to the scousers
'avin a Go 156
3.0
222 What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only)
OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia
'avin a Go 156 Rate it
223 Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham Fans
'avin a Go 155
5.0
224 Kalou 2 (Lyric only)
Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ...
Made Up 153 Rate it
225 Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Festive Spirit Anyone?
Classics 152
3.0
226 Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ...
Funny 152 Rate it
227 Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker
Funny 152
5.0
228 Its So Easy (Lyric only)
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ...
'avin a Go 151
5.0
229 We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only)
No more, you scum
'avin a Go 150 Rate it
230 Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it
Funny 149
3.0
231 Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only)
This would create a great atmosphere
Made Up 149
5.0
232 Pompey (Lyric only)
Song in response to "Play Up Pompey"
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
233 We Hate You All (Lyric only)
Sung at any of the teams in the song
'avin a Go 148
5.0
234 New Chant Palace, Palace (Lyric only)
One we sang almost the entire game against Palace was ...
'avin a Go 148
5.0
235 You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust
Funny 147 Rate it
236 Gianfranco Zola (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park
Hall of Fame 145
5.0
237 We Want You To Stay! (Lyric only)
Sung to the Guss himself
Hall of Fame 145
5.0
238 Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only)
Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ...
Made Up 144 Rate it
239 Riccy Carvalho (Lyric only)
Carvalho song
Hall of Fame 141
5.0
240 Who Are Qpr (Lyric only)
Who are you again?
'avin a Go 140 Rate it
241 Cheap Scousers (Lyric only)
Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time
Made Up 138
3.0
242 Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers
Funny 138 Rate it
243 My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
When at s*it away stadiums
'avin a Go 136
5.0
244 Carvalho (Lyric only)
One for our skillful defender
Hall of Fame 136
5.0
245 We Want Zola Back (Lyric only)
Come back great one
Classics 136 Rate it
246 What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ...
Classics 135
5.0
247 She Fell Over (Lyric only)
When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
248 The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only)
When we are robbed
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
249 Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only)
For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
250 Oh Fulham Road (Lyric only)
A wonderful place
Made Up 135 Rate it
251 The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :)
Funny 134 Rate it
252 Chelsea White And Blue (Lyric only)
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAISY DAISY
Classics 134
5.0
253 Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down (Lyric only)
CHELSEA!
Made Up 133
3.0
254 Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only)
Cheat
'avin a Go 133
3.0
255 If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only)
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ...
'avin a Go 132 Rate it
256 Kalou V.2 (Lyric only)
We love our Kalou!
Made Up 131
4.0
257 Scouser Scum (Lyric only)
Scousers
'avin a Go 130 Rate it
258 Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only)
You better be
Classics 130
5.0
259 You Got Battered (Lyric only)
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ...
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
260 Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
W**kers from the lane
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
261 Anti-Hammers Chant!! (Lyric only)
Berkshire Hunts the lot of them
Made Up 129
3.66667
262 Blue Heart (Lyric only)
For true Chelsea fans
Made Up 128
5.0
263 John Terry (To Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
it is to the anderson song
Made Up 128
1.0
264 You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only)
To lower established teams
'avin a Go 128 Rate it
265 Frankieee Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampards song!
Hall of Fame 127
5.0
266 Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only)
When we venture to a hole in the ground
'avin a Go 127
5.0
267 You're Scum (Lyric only)
To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc
'avin a Go 127 Rate it
268 JT Is Superman (Lyric only)
Mr. Bionic
Hall of Fame 127 Rate it
269 You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only)
Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song
'avin a Go 127 Rate it
270 Juliano Belletti #1 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!!
Hall of Fame 126
5.0
271 Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only)
This was priceless
Made Up 126 Rate it
272 I Dont Care About Rio (Lyric only)
Super John Terry
Hall of Fame 126 Rate it
273 Empty Seats (Lyric only)
When at poorly supported away teams
'avin a Go 125 Rate it
274 Who Do We Love (Lyric only)
Who Else
Classics 125 Rate it
275 Michael Mancienne (Lyric only)
His middle name is Iain
Hall of Fame 125 Rate it
276 Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo
Made Up 124
5.0
277 We're Stayin At Home (Lyric only)
Sung at Arsenal, Fuck UEFA
Classics 123 Rate it
278 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's top goalkeeper
Hall of Fame 122
4.5
279 Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs
Funny 122 Rate it
280 You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Tell it like it is
'avin a Go 121 Rate it
281 Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only)
He likes getting up.
Made Up 121
5.0
282 Desailly (Lyric only)
Big Marcel
Hall of Fame 121
5.0
283 Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O
Funny 121 Rate it
284 It's Anelka! (Lyric only)
Good quick made up chant for Anelka
Made Up 121
3.0
285 Who Ever You Are (Lyric only)
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea
Made Up 119
5.0
286 You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ...
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
287 You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only)
Mike Riley anyone?
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
288 You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only)
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
289 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Sh!t on the scum
Classics 118 Rate it
290 Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
When the t!ts ain't coming out........
Classics 118 Rate it
291 Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will be victorious
Classics 117 Rate it
292 What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only)
Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!!
'avin a Go 117 Rate it
293 Barmy Army (Lyric only)
Barmy Blues
Classics 117 Rate it
294 One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Sung to scousers
'avin a Go 116 Rate it
295 Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Funny if sung at the scousers
'avin a Go 116 Rate it
296 Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
When oppostion manager is on a poor run
'avin a Go 115 Rate it
297 Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Ronaldo chant from Chelsea
'avin a Go 115
5.0
298 Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"
Funny 114 Rate it
299 If You Leave Me Now... (Lyric only)
Tune of "if you leave me now" by Chicago
Classics 113
3.0
300 Diva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune Viva Ronaldo
Made Up 113 Rate it
301 You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only)
They have no home, just boxes in slums
'avin a Go 112 Rate it
302 Build a Bonfire (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling
'avin a Go 111 Rate it
303 We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only)
Always a good day when this is song
'avin a Go 111
5.0
304 Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only)
When someone is not pulling their weight.
'avin a Go 111 Rate it
305 Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only)
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them
'avin a Go 110 Rate it
306 Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09
'avin a Go 110 Rate it
307 You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans
'avin a Go 109
5.0
308 Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only)
Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
309 Andy Reid (Lyric only)
Big, Fat Andy Reid
'avin a Go 109
5.0
310 Feed The Geordies (Lyric only)
Have not won much, have you?
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
311 Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only)
That's why they came, sung to opposing fans
'avin a Go 108 Rate it
312 We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
Chelsea singing to Fulham
'avin a Go 108 Rate it
313 Whos That Man We All Adore (Lyric only)
Lampard better than Gerrard
Made Up 108
1.0
314 Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...
Funny 107
5.0
315 One Micheal Mancienne! (Lyric only)
A song for a future Chelsea legend!
Hall of Fame 107
5.0
316 Di Santo (Lyric only)
One for the future
Hall of Fame 106 Rate it
317 We Are Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We're going to Rome
Classics 106 Rate it
318 You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only)
Sung to hull fans away
'avin a Go 104 Rate it
319 No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only)
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008
'avin a Go 103
1.0
320 You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge
Funny 102 Rate it
321 Loyal To The Chelsea (Lyric only)
Made up one to sing in return to "Where Were ...
Made Up 102 Rate it
322 Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only)
Song to our North London rivals
'avin a Go 100
5.0
323 We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
Rome 09
Classics 99
5.0
324 Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Chelsea vent their anger at the referee
'avin a Go 98
5.0
325 Juliano Belletti #2 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!!
Hall of Fame 95 Rate it

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