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The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Chelsea FC Funny Football Chants
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Chelsea FC Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Chelsea FC Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Chelsea FC 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Chelsea FC Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Chelsea FC Made Up Chants And Songs
Palace, Palace (Lyric only)
One we sang almost the ...
Chelsea Double (Lyric only)
Chelsea Double Song
We Are Blue, We Are ...
A song to sing to ...
We Won The Double (Lyric ...
We won the double (see ...
The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 119 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 2 | 13 |
Santiago Stritch Chelsea |
| 3 | 12 |
Adam Johnston Chelsea |
| 4 | 6 |
Eddy Wynne Chelsea |
| 5 | 6 |
David Sergeant Chelsea |
| 6 | 4 |
Sian Mcardle Chelsea |
| 7 | 3 |
Wee Snuzz Chelsea |
| 8 | 3 |
Dan Arthur Chelsea |
| 9 | 3 |
Alan Mckeown Chelsea |
| 10 | 3 |
Jay Haynes Chelsea |
| 11 | 2 |
Milo Pilkington Chelsea |
| 12 | 2 |
Tom Austin Chelsea |
| 13 | 2 |
Fred Portman Chelsea |
| 14 | 2 |
Luke Holdsworth Chelsea |
| 15 | 2 |
Paul E Chelsea |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Carefree
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better ... |
Anthems | 6,598 | |
| 2 |
Chelsea, Chelsea
Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand ... |
Anthems | 6,513 | |
| 3 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again? |
'avin a Go | 6,168 | |
| 4 |
Didier Drogba
Ode to the dark destroyer. |
Hall of Fame | 5,816 | |
| 5 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers. |
'avin a Go | 4,959 | |
| 6 |
Follow, Follow, Follow
One of the best nights at Stamford Bridge paid homage ... |
Classics | 4,783 | |
| 7 |
Super Frankie Lampard
Our top man. Better audio added |
Hall of Fame | 4,416 | |
| 8 |
Blowing Bubbles
Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals. |
'avin a Go | 4,414 | |
| 9 |
Celery
She loves that celery. Ed: Better recording added |
Anthems | 4,369 | |
| 10 |
Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies |
'avin a Go | 3,951 | |
| 11 |
Chelsea Till I Die
And forever after.. |
Classics | 3,723 | |
| 12 |
Kalou Song
Best Kalou song by a mile - good Youtube in ... |
Hall of Fame | 3,612 | |
| 13 |
Hello, Hello We Are The Chelsea Boys
Another classic and makes a good ringtone. |
Anthems | 3,610 | |
| 14 |
Who's That Team They Call the Chelsea
Great fanchant. Always a pleasure. |
Classics | 3,451 | |
| 15 |
F**k Em All
Up your's. |
Classics | 3,318 | |
| 16 |
Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
Still flying and off to Wembley. |
Anthems | 3,105 | |
| 17 |
Joey Cole
For the boy wonder. |
Hall of Fame | 2,916 | |
| 18 |
10 Men Went to Mow
All time classic and one of the best footy fanchants ... |
Anthems | 2,760 | |
| 19 |
John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe. |
Funny | 2,613 | |
| 20 |
When The Blues Go Steaming In
Classic and one of our favourites, I wanna be in ... |
Classics | 2,527 | |
| 21 |
Chelsea Boys Are Gonna Get Ya
Old time classic. Not the best recording, sorry.. |
Classics | 2,339 | |
| 22 |
Jose Mourinho
For the Special One. |
Hall of Fame | 2,335 | |
| 23 |
Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!! |
'avin a Go | 2,169 | |
| 24 |
Michael Essien
Our top midfielder? |
Hall of Fame | 2,113 | |
| 25 |
We Hate Tottenham
Say no more. |
'avin a Go | 2,077 | |
| 26 |
La La La Chelsea
Another classic fanchant, best sung drunk (as were the lads ... |
Classics | 1,977 | |
| 27 |
Stand Up For The Champions
Won't be long before were singing this again. |
Classics | 1,897 | |
| 28 |
Que Sera Sera
On Our Way To Wembley! |
Classics | 1,727 | |
| 29 |
We Love You Chelsea
Amen to that. |
Classics | 1,657 | |
| 30 |
We All Follow The Chelsea
We'll even go to Leicester! (Ed: Better recording added) |
Classics | 1,640 | |
| 31 |
Oh Wayne Bridge
Ode to the man who put it up the Arse. |
Hall of Fame | 1,607 | |
| 32 |
Spell It Out: C H E L S E A
Sing it out. This one is too long for a ... |
Classics | 1,530 | |
| 33 |
Top Of The League
Laughing all season, great ringtone. |
Classics | 1,494 | |
| 34 |
Chelsea, Champions
Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing. |
Classics | 1,451 | |
| 35 |
Chelsea Score
Hear Chelsea score everytime your phone rings. |
Classics | 1,450 | |
| 36 |
You Are My Sunshine
Old classic hummed to (Ed: Thanks to Liam for the ... |
Classics | 1,410 | |
| 37 |
Chelsea (Clapping)
Sung every week. Great ringtone. |
Classics | 1,408 | |
| 38 |
Gianfranco Zola
The number 25 should be retired. (Tune of I love ... |
Hall of Fame | 1,383 | |
| 39 |
Forever and Ever
Keeping the blue flag flying high. Not available as a ... |
Classics | 1,302 | |
| 40 |
Come On Chelsea
Come on!!! |
Anthems | 1,235 | |
| 41 |
Horn Chelsea
Classic ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,210 | |
| 42 |
We're Going To Moscow
Live for now, great Chelsea ringtone. |
Vintage | 1,159 | |
| 43 |
No One Can Stop Us Now!
Chelsea song: 1994 FA Cup Final Song. |
Classics | 1,145 | |
| 44 |
Chelsea Reject
Sung to any ex Chelsea player |
'avin a Go | 1,111 | |
| 45 |
Juliano Belletti
For our Brazilian superstar |
Hall of Fame | 1,110 | |
| 46 |
King Of Stamford Bridge (Chorus Only)
Ed: Chorus only but better than what we have |
Hall of Fame | 1,059 | |
| 47 |
We Shall Not Be Moved Champs League
Great ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,054 | |
| 48 |
When The Blues Go Steaming In (Chorus)
Without the zig or the zag. |
Anthems | 1,022 | |
| 49 |
Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C. |
'avin a Go | 1,016 | |
| 50 |
There's Only One Team In Fulham
Taunting our poor neighbours. |
Anthems | 983 | |
| 51 |
Osgood
Ode to the legendary Peter Osgood. Unfortunately not the greatest ... |
Hall of Fame | 962 | |
| 52 |
We All Hate Leeds...
An old one from the 70's but still sung today |
'avin a Go | 922 | |
| 53 |
You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em. |
'avin a Go | 904 | |
| 54 |
10 Men Went To Mow (Longer version)
Longer version of the Chelsea anthem |
Anthems | 901 | |
| 55 |
Dennis Wise
Fantastic night in Milan!!! |
Hall of Fame | 882 | |
| 56 |
Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone. |
'avin a Go | 880 | |
| 57 |
Champions!
We'll be singing this one for years to come. THE ... |
Classics | 850 | |
| 58 |
Andriy Shevchenko
One of a few songs we have for the man ... |
Hall of Fame | 825 | |
| 59 |
Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose. |
Vintage | 808 | |
| 60 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ... |
'avin a Go | 795 | |
| 61 |
You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight. |
'avin a Go | 795 | |
| 62 |
Does The Circus Know You're Here
Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch |
'avin a Go | 791 | |
| 63 |
He Comes From The Ukraine
Another for the big man. |
Hall of Fame | 761 | |
| 64 |
Matthew Harding's Blue Army
Keeps on marching on, never forgotton |
Hall of Fame | 723 | |
| 65 |
When The Saints
Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up. |
'avin a Go | 713 | |
| 66 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup |
'avin a Go | 703 | |
| 67 |
We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ... |
'avin a Go | 693 | |
| 68 |
It's So Quiet Fratton Park
Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey |
'avin a Go | 669 | |
| 69 |
Cheerio
Explains itself |
'avin a Go | 663 | |
| 70 |
Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers. |
Hall of Fame | 653 | |
| 71 |
Down With The Tottenham
Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down |
'avin a Go | 647 | |
| 72 |
We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library. |
'avin a Go | 638 | |
| 73 |
Can You Hear The Bell Ring
Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ... |
'avin a Go | 630 | |
| 74 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played. |
'avin a Go | 628 | |
| 75 |
One Song
To supporters with little imagination |
'avin a Go | 627 | |
| 76 |
Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you? |
'avin a Go | 616 | |
| 77 |
Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days, and still sung ... |
Classics | 612 | |
| 78 |
One Stand Singing
It's all gone quiet over there |
'avin a Go | 599 | |
| 79 |
Score, Score, Score
Ed: Not the best recording but worth putting up |
Classics | 587 | |
| 80 |
Champions League Larff
Laughing all the way to the final |
'avin a Go | 576 | |
| 81 |
It's All Quiet
When they are all hushed |
'avin a Go | 554 | |
| 82 |
Where's The Bell?
Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature |
'avin a Go | 543 | |
| 83 |
Attack, Attack
Could make a classic ringtone to profile someone. |
Classics | 518 | |
| 84 |
Attack, Attack
Prompting the lads to get into em |
Classics | 518 | |
| 85 |
We Were There
Normally sung Vs Middlesboro (1997) and Villa (2000). |
Classics | 517 | |
| 86 |
Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only)
One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ... |
'avin a Go | 1,350 | |
| 87 |
Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song |
Funny | 1,070 | |
| 88 |
New John Terry Song (Lyric only)
jt26 |
Made Up | 950 | |
| 89 |
I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song. |
Funny | 838 | |
| 90 |
Blue Is The Colour (Lyric only)
Blue is the colour - FC CHELSEA anthem |
Classics | 793 | |
| 91 |
Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife... |
Funny | 746 | |
| 92 |
Kalou Song Verse 1& 2 (Lyric only)
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou! |
Made Up | 685 | |
| 93 |
The Double (Lyric only)
To all the Scourers, Man Ure etc |
'avin a Go | 657 | |
| 94 |
We hate Liverpool FC (Lyric only)
We hate Liverpool FC (Good Youtube) |
Classics | 593 | |
| 95 |
Anti Gerrard (Lyric only)
Scouse bastard |
'avin a Go | 588 | |
| 96 |
Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go |
Made Up | 539 | |
| 97 |
Red's Not The Colour (Lyric only)
''They'' refers to Arsenal, Liverpool or Man U and ''we'' ... |
Made Up | 514 | Rate it |
| 98 |
You Are My Chelsea (Lyric only)
You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea. |
Classics | 511 | |
| 99 |
Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
Premier League trophy |
Classics | 506 | |
| 100 |
We Saved Your History (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool after we beat them 2-0 |
'avin a Go | 499 | |
| 101 |
One Team In London (Lyric only)
Sung when our London neighbours play us |
'avin a Go | 492 | |
| 102 |
Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t |
Made Up | 491 | |
| 103 |
In Response To No History (Lyric only)
Funny Sh*t |
Made Up | 485 | |
| 104 |
Big Drogba (Lyric only)
Another one for the big man |
Hall of Fame | 475 | |
| 105 |
John Terry (Carefree Tune) (Lyric only)
John Terry is a hero |
Made Up | 466 | |
| 106 |
Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only)
Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal |
'avin a Go | 463 | Rate it |
| 107 |
One England Captain (Lyric only)
John Terry, Captain, Leader, Legend. |
Hall of Fame | 461 | |
| 108 |
Posh Spice (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard better than Beckham |
'avin a Go | 435 | |
| 109 |
Be A Tottenham Fan?! F**K Off!! (Lyric only)
classic chels!! |
Classics | 433 | |
| 110 |
That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune That Boy Ronaldo |
'avin a Go | 426 | |
| 111 |
Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only)
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ... |
'avin a Go | 426 | |
| 112 |
Joe Cole (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Heigh Ho' |
Made Up | 411 | Rate it |
| 113 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry |
Made Up | 393 | |
| 114 |
Follow Malouda (Lyric only)
Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader") |
Hall of Fame | 388 | |
| 115 |
F*ck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History (Lyric only)
Funny having a go... |
Made Up | 374 | |
| 116 |
Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only)
He's a lard arse |
Made Up | 366 | Rate it |
| 117 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 364 | Rate it |
| 118 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse. |
Funny | 361 | |
| 119 |
Best Trip (Lyric only)
Sang at our successful away matches |
Classics | 337 | |
| 120 |
Abramovich (Lyric only)
The owner |
Hall of Fame | 336 | |
| 121 |
Blue Day (Lyric only)
Blue Day anyone????? |
Classics | 323 | Rate it |
| 122 |
Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only)
Rumour has it........ |
'avin a Go | 320 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only)
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ... |
Classics | 320 | |
| 124 |
Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only)
This one's for Tottenham |
'avin a Go | 319 | |
| 125 |
Didier Droga (Lyric only)
Didier Drogba |
Made Up | 315 | |
| 126 |
Chelsea Aggro (Lyric only)
Not the most common chant. Personal favourite though. |
Classics | 310 | |
| 127 |
Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sh*te Arsenal |
Made Up | 302 | |
| 128 |
One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ... |
Funny | 300 | |
| 129 |
Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only)
Prick |
'avin a Go | 300 | |
| 130 |
Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true. |
Funny | 295 | |
| 131 |
When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only)
What else would he say? |
Classics | 291 | Rate it |
| 132 |
We Won The Double (Lyric only)
We won the double (see Youtube, top right of page, ... |
'avin a Go | 281 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Branny Ivanovic (Lyric only)
Super Branny Ivanovic |
Made Up | 279 | |
| 134 |
Goal Kick (Lyric only)
Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick |
'avin a Go | 274 | |
| 135 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
ode to adebayor lol |
'avin a Go | 272 | Rate it |
| 136 |
You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers. |
Funny | 267 | |
| 137 |
God Save Our Team (Lyric only)
God Save the Chelsea |
Made Up | 267 | Rate it |
| 138 |
Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
hate the Scousers! |
'avin a Go | 262 | |
| 139 |
Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampard song |
Made Up | 254 | |
| 140 |
Michael Ballack (Lyric only)
Michael Ballack |
Made Up | 254 | |
| 141 |
Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash |
'avin a Go | 253 | |
| 142 |
John Terry (To Rooney Song) (Lyric only)
John terry is the new Pele |
Made Up | 252 | |
| 143 |
Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only)
A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe? |
Classics | 251 | |
| 144 |
Wank*R Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Sung about the winker to the tune of Hokey Kokey |
Made Up | 248 | Rate it |
| 145 |
In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry) (Lyric only)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC |
Made Up | 247 | |
| 146 |
Guus Hiddink (Lyric only)
Abramovich's buddy needs a song |
Made Up | 247 | |
| 147 |
Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive. |
'avin a Go | 243 | |
| 148 |
Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only)
One for the great man |
Hall of Fame | 243 | Rate it |
| 149 |
Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Top player |
Hall of Fame | 243 | |
| 150 |
Abramovich (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Robin Hood (riding through the ... |
Hall of Fame | 241 | |
| 151 |
Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out |
Funny | 241 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Chelsea Double (Lyric only)
Chelsea Double Song |
Hall of Fame | 241 | |
| 153 |
Chim Chimenee (Lyric only)
Anti-West Ham |
'avin a Go | 240 | Rate it |
| 154 |
Loyal Supporters (Lyric only)
We Are The Chelsea Boys |
Classics | 240 | Rate it |
| 155 |
Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
Funny | 240 | |
| 156 |
Tevez Song (Lyric only)
Funny one for Scumchesters Argie... |
'avin a Go | 239 | |
| 157 |
I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only)
Love the Blues |
Vintage | 239 | Rate it |
| 158 |
Anelka (Lyric only)
Song for Nicolas Anelka song |
Made Up | 235 | |
| 159 |
Super Chelsea (Lyric only)
Come on you blues! |
Classics | 234 | |
| 160 |
Viva Malouda (Lyric only)
Le Bleu |
Hall of Fame | 233 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of Lescott |
'avin a Go | 232 | |
| 162 |
Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ... |
'avin a Go | 229 | |
| 163 |
Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k |
Funny | 227 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only)
To Everton or Liverpool |
'avin a Go | 227 | Rate it |
| 165 |
In Dublins Fair City (Lyric only)
Quality |
Classics | 222 | |
| 166 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
John Terry (To the tune of Adam and the Ants ... |
Made Up | 220 | |
| 167 |
Scary Alex (Lyric only)
Would you stand up to him? |
Made Up | 219 | |
| 168 |
Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for |
Funny | 219 | Rate it |
| 169 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Cause you're shit! |
Anthems | 218 | |
| 170 |
Super Lampard (Lyric only)
Lampard Is The Best |
Made Up | 217 | Rate it |
| 171 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Made up song for Petr Cech, Chelsea's goalie |
Made Up | 217 | |
| 172 |
Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season |
Funny | 207 | Rate it |
| 173 |
If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Tottenham Scum |
'avin a Go | 205 | |
| 174 |
Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only)
Kicked him nicely |
Made Up | 205 | Rate it |
| 175 |
One For Deco (Lyric only)
Art Deco |
Made Up | 205 | Rate it |
| 176 |
Taking The P*ss (Lyric only)
HAHAHA |
Anthems | 204 | Rate it |
| 177 |
Makalele (Lyric only)
Our unsung hero |
Hall of Fame | 204 | Rate it |
| 178 |
Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management |
'avin a Go | 202 | Rate it |
| 179 |
We Are Blue, We Are White (Lyric only)
A song to sing to Tottenham fans |
'avin a Go | 202 | |
| 180 |
Walkin down the Fulham Road (Lyric only)
Runnin' down the Fulham Road. |
Classics | 201 | |
| 181 |
Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only)
JT is immense |
Hall of Fame | 201 | |
| 182 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at the Old Trafford library. |
'avin a Go | 201 | Rate it |
| 183 |
Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out |
Funny | 199 | Rate it |
| 184 |
Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only)
One for a quality former player |
Hall of Fame | 197 | Rate it |
| 185 |
Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only)
One for the new man |
Made Up | 193 | |
| 186 |
Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only)
A Fine Piece of Headwear |
Hall of Fame | 193 | |
| 187 |
In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only)
Unhygienic lot |
'avin a Go | 192 | Rate it |
| 188 |
Essien-En-En (Lyric only)
This man is awesome. Behold the Bison |
Made Up | 191 | Rate it |
| 189 |
Chelsea Boys We Are Here (Lyric only)
Avin a laugh |
Classics | 191 | Rate it |
| 190 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
It's very true |
'avin a Go | 187 | Rate it |
| 191 |
Oh Frankie Lampard (Lyric only)
Sang to melody of "I love you baby" or chant ... |
Hall of Fame | 187 | Rate it |
| 192 |
Mikey Ballack (Lyric only)
Song for Michael Ballack |
Made Up | 185 | |
| 193 |
You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
If you wanna be nice about it or near a ... |
'avin a Go | 182 | Rate it |
| 194 |
Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only)
Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this |
'avin a Go | 182 | Rate it |
| 195 |
A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5 |
Funny | 181 | |
| 196 |
Chopper John Terry (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's captain John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 181 | |
| 197 |
Ode To Anelka (Lyric only)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ... |
Hall of Fame | 179 | |
| 198 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Big Pete |
Made Up | 179 | |
| 199 |
Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ... |
Hall of Fame | 178 | |
| 200 |
Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We want our trophy back |
'avin a Go | 178 | |
| 201 |
When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only)
The Chelsea Supremo |
Hall of Fame | 176 | |
| 202 |
Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only)
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality |
'avin a Go | 175 | Rate it |
| 203 |
No Future (Lyric only)
F*ck Arsenal |
'avin a Go | 175 | Rate it |
| 204 |
Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung while bouncing of course |
Classics | 173 | |
| 205 |
Follow Follow Follow 2009 (Lyric only)
Sorry Bridgie, we got a new man from Serbia who ... |
Made Up | 169 | |
| 206 |
Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only)
For the Gooners |
'avin a Go | 169 | |
| 207 |
North Stand (Lyric only)
They can't keep themselves quiet either |
Classics | 166 | Rate it |
| 208 |
Phil Neville (Lyric only)
Our song for our favourite Phil Neville |
'avin a Go | 165 | Rate it |
| 209 |
Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only)
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ... |
'avin a Go | 165 | Rate it |
| 210 |
Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo |
Hall of Fame | 164 | |
| 211 |
You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only)
Smelly, shitty scousers |
'avin a Go | 164 | |
| 212 |
Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic |
Funny | 163 | Rate it |
| 213 |
Hey Dibble (Lyric only)
One for police and stewards |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 214 |
In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
A classic song |
Classics | 162 | Rate it |
| 215 |
Do The Obi Mikel (Lyric only)
Obi Mikel chant to the tune of the Hokey Cokey |
Classics | 160 | |
| 216 |
Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only)
To fat players. Rooney springs to mind |
'avin a Go | 160 | Rate it |
| 217 |
I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only)
Sang to rivals |
'avin a Go | 158 | |
| 218 |
Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer |
Funny | 158 | Rate it |
| 219 |
Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar" |
Funny | 157 | |
| 220 |
Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only)
Have a go at Ronaldo |
'avin a Go | 157 | Rate it |
| 221 |
Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only)
Sing it to the scousers |
'avin a Go | 156 | |
| 222 |
What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only)
OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 223 |
Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham Fans |
'avin a Go | 155 | |
| 224 |
Kalou 2 (Lyric only)
Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ... |
Made Up | 153 | Rate it |
| 225 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Festive Spirit Anyone? |
Classics | 152 | |
| 226 |
Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ... |
Funny | 152 | Rate it |
| 227 |
Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker |
Funny | 152 | |
| 228 |
Its So Easy (Lyric only)
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ... |
'avin a Go | 151 | |
| 229 |
We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only)
No more, you scum |
'avin a Go | 150 | Rate it |
| 230 |
Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it |
Funny | 149 | |
| 231 |
Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only)
This would create a great atmosphere |
Made Up | 149 | |
| 232 |
Pompey (Lyric only)
Song in response to "Play Up Pompey" |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 233 |
We Hate You All (Lyric only)
Sung at any of the teams in the song |
'avin a Go | 148 | |
| 234 |
Palace, Palace (Lyric only)
One we sang almost the entire game against Palace was ... |
'avin a Go | 148 | |
| 235 |
You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust |
Funny | 147 | Rate it |
| 236 |
Gianfranco Zola (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans sing about Agent Zola's exploits at upton park |
Hall of Fame | 145 | |
| 237 |
We Want You To Stay! (Lyric only)
Sung to the Guss himself |
Hall of Fame | 145 | |
| 238 |
Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only)
Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ... |
Made Up | 144 | Rate it |
| 239 |
Riccy Carvalho (Lyric only)
Carvalho song |
Hall of Fame | 141 | |
| 240 |
Who Are Qpr (Lyric only)
Who are you again? |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 241 |
Cheap Scousers (Lyric only)
Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time |
Made Up | 138 | |
| 242 |
Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers |
Funny | 138 | Rate it |
| 243 |
My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
When at s*it away stadiums |
'avin a Go | 136 | |
| 244 |
Carvalho (Lyric only)
One for our skillful defender |
Hall of Fame | 136 | |
| 245 |
We Want Zola Back (Lyric only)
Come back great one |
Classics | 136 | Rate it |
| 246 |
What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ... |
Classics | 135 | |
| 247 |
She Fell Over (Lyric only)
When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 248 |
The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only)
When we are robbed |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 249 |
Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only)
For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 250 |
Oh Fulham Road (Lyric only)
A wonderful place |
Made Up | 135 | Rate it |
| 251 |
The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :) |
Funny | 134 | Rate it |
| 252 |
Chelsea White And Blue (Lyric only)
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF DAISY DAISY |
Classics | 134 | |
| 253 |
Blues Go Up The Red Goes Down (Lyric only)
CHELSEA! |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 254 |
Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only)
Cheat |
'avin a Go | 133 | |
| 255 |
If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only)
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ... |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 256 |
Kalou V.2 (Lyric only)
We love our Kalou! |
Made Up | 131 | |
| 257 |
Scouser Scum (Lyric only)
Scousers |
'avin a Go | 130 | Rate it |
| 258 |
Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only)
You better be |
Classics | 130 | |
| 259 |
You Got Battered (Lyric only)
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ... |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 260 |
Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
W**kers from the lane |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 261 |
Anti-Hammers Chant!! (Lyric only)
Berkshire Hunts the lot of them |
Made Up | 129 | |
| 262 |
Blue Heart (Lyric only)
For true Chelsea fans |
Made Up | 128 | |
| 263 |
John Terry (To Anderson Tune) (Lyric only)
it is to the anderson song |
Made Up | 128 | |
| 264 |
You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only)
To lower established teams |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 265 |
Frankieee Lampard (Lyric only)
Frank Lampards song! |
Hall of Fame | 127 | |
| 266 |
Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only)
When we venture to a hole in the ground |
'avin a Go | 127 | |
| 267 |
You're Scum (Lyric only)
To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 268 |
JT Is Superman (Lyric only)
Mr. Bionic |
Hall of Fame | 127 | Rate it |
| 269 |
You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only)
Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song |
'avin a Go | 127 | Rate it |
| 270 |
Juliano Belletti #1 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!! |
Hall of Fame | 126 | |
| 271 |
Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only)
This was priceless |
Made Up | 126 | Rate it |
| 272 |
I Dont Care About Rio (Lyric only)
Super John Terry |
Hall of Fame | 126 | Rate it |
| 273 |
Empty Seats (Lyric only)
When at poorly supported away teams |
'avin a Go | 125 | Rate it |
| 274 |
Who Do We Love (Lyric only)
Who Else |
Classics | 125 | Rate it |
| 275 |
Michael Mancienne (Lyric only)
His middle name is Iain |
Hall of Fame | 125 | Rate it |
| 276 |
Franco Di Santo (Lyric only)
Franco Di Santo |
Made Up | 124 | |
| 277 |
We're Stayin At Home (Lyric only)
Sung at Arsenal, Fuck UEFA |
Classics | 123 | Rate it |
| 278 |
Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Song for Chelsea's top goalkeeper |
Hall of Fame | 122 | |
| 279 |
Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs |
Funny | 122 | Rate it |
| 280 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Tell it like it is |
'avin a Go | 121 | Rate it |
| 281 |
Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only)
He likes getting up. |
Made Up | 121 | |
| 282 |
Desailly (Lyric only)
Big Marcel |
Hall of Fame | 121 | |
| 283 |
Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O |
Funny | 121 | Rate it |
| 284 |
It's Anelka! (Lyric only)
Good quick made up chant for Anelka |
Made Up | 121 | |
| 285 |
Who Ever You Are (Lyric only)
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea |
Made Up | 119 | |
| 286 |
You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ... |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 287 |
You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only)
Mike Riley anyone? |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 288 |
You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only)
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 289 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Sh!t on the scum |
Classics | 118 | Rate it |
| 290 |
Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
When the t!ts ain't coming out........ |
Classics | 118 | Rate it |
| 291 |
Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will be victorious |
Classics | 117 | Rate it |
| 292 |
What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only)
Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!! |
'avin a Go | 117 | Rate it |
| 293 |
Barmy Army (Lyric only)
Barmy Blues |
Classics | 117 | Rate it |
| 294 |
One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Sung to scousers |
'avin a Go | 116 | Rate it |
| 295 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Funny if sung at the scousers |
'avin a Go | 116 | Rate it |
| 296 |
Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
When oppostion manager is on a poor run |
'avin a Go | 115 | Rate it |
| 297 |
Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Ronaldo chant from Chelsea |
'avin a Go | 115 | |
| 298 |
Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support" |
Funny | 114 | Rate it |
| 299 |
If You Leave Me Now... (Lyric only)
Tune of "if you leave me now" by Chicago |
Classics | 113 | |
| 300 |
Diva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
To the tune Viva Ronaldo |
Made Up | 113 | Rate it |
| 301 |
You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only)
They have no home, just boxes in slums |
'avin a Go | 112 | Rate it |
| 302 |
Build a Bonfire (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 303 |
We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only)
Always a good day when this is song |
'avin a Go | 111 | |
| 304 |
Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only)
When someone is not pulling their weight. |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 305 |
Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only)
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them |
'avin a Go | 110 | Rate it |
| 306 |
Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09 |
'avin a Go | 110 | Rate it |
| 307 |
You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans |
'avin a Go | 109 | |
| 308 |
Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only)
Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them |
'avin a Go | 109 | Rate it |
| 309 |
Andy Reid (Lyric only)
Big, Fat Andy Reid |
'avin a Go | 109 | |
| 310 |
Feed The Geordies (Lyric only)
Have not won much, have you? |
'avin a Go | 109 | Rate it |
| 311 |
Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only)
That's why they came, sung to opposing fans |
'avin a Go | 108 | Rate it |
| 312 |
We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
Chelsea singing to Fulham |
'avin a Go | 108 | Rate it |
| 313 |
Whos That Man We All Adore (Lyric only)
Lampard better than Gerrard |
Made Up | 108 | |
| 314 |
Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ... |
Funny | 107 | |
| 315 |
One Micheal Mancienne! (Lyric only)
A song for a future Chelsea legend! |
Hall of Fame | 107 | |
| 316 |
Di Santo (Lyric only)
One for the future |
Hall of Fame | 106 | Rate it |
| 317 |
We Are Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We're going to Rome |
Classics | 106 | Rate it |
| 318 |
You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only)
Sung to hull fans away |
'avin a Go | 104 | Rate it |
| 319 |
No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only)
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008 |
'avin a Go | 103 | |
| 320 |
You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge |
Funny | 102 | Rate it |
| 321 |
Loyal To The Chelsea (Lyric only)
Made up one to sing in return to "Where Were ... |
Made Up | 102 | Rate it |
| 322 |
Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only)
Song to our North London rivals |
'avin a Go | 100 | |
| 323 |
We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
Rome 09 |
Classics | 99 | |
| 324 |
Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Chelsea vent their anger at the referee |
'avin a Go | 98 | |
| 325 |
Juliano Belletti #2 (Lyric only)
This man is becoming a cult hero!!! |
Hall of Fame | 95 | Rate it |
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