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Sing Your Hearts Out For ...
what every U-NI-TED fan does ...

Poem To Non-United Fans Ha ...
Its a poem that slags ...

Ferguson's Red Army- Clap
The classic with clapping

We're going on the pitch
Believe us! Good ringtone

You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for ...

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song)
Tevez song
'avin a Go 44,768
4.65217
2 He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
(Ed: Extended version added) Referring to the fact that Wayne ...
Hall of Fame 26,731
4.92726
3 Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest
Funny 20,859
4.92856
4 Ohhh Manchester!...
Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro,
Anthems 19,622
4.9375
5 My Old Man
Not the brightest bloke in the world.
Classics 17,357
4.91665
6 32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable.
'avin a Go 17,152
5.0
7 Red Faith Across The Ocean (Man Utd Brasil)
Music of Brazilian Supporters about Manchester United (ED: Youtube now ...
Classics 16,240
5.0
8 Dimitar Berbatov - Official
New for Berba
Hall of Fame 16,202
3.7
9 United Road Take Me Home
To the place I belong. All time anthem (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 15,640
4.80557
10 You Scousers
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...
'avin a Go 14,997
5.0
11 Kiko Macheda
One for the Italian front man
Hall of Fame 13,722
4.5
12 Anderson-Son-Son
A Song to Our Magician (Ed: Audio went missing somehow, ...
Hall of Fame 13,194
4.80002
13 UNI TED
Ed: Longer and improved version
Anthems 13,099
4.90323
14 Wesley Brown
For our Wes! Recorded at Bishop's Blaize before the Bolton ...
Hall of Fame 12,747
4.88889
15 Nemanja Vidic
Top hard man, say no more.
Hall of Fame 11,834
4.80645
16 Pride Of All Europe
Cock of the North (ED: Better and longer recording added))
Anthems 11,686
5.0
17 Stretford Enders
Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal
'avin a Go 11,330
5.0
18 Who The F**k Are Man United
No serious fan should be without this all time great.
Classics 11,026
4.31578
19 Who's That Man From Argentina?
Brilliant chant about Tevez, quality ringtone
Hall of Fame 10,508
4.66666
20 Viva Ronaldo (MP3 (large file!) Version)
This is 2 minutes (be patient when downloading) of Viva ...
Hall of Fame 10,232
4.91667
21 The Red Flag
Classic, great ringtone
Anthems 10,008
4.89654
22 Ryan Giggs Running
The Welsh Wizard dancing down the wings.
Hall of Fame 9,716
4.86666
23 Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...
'avin a Go 9,612
5.0
24 This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ...
'avin a Go 9,513
4.94118
25 United Calypso
Sir Matt's still going strong to this day. (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 9,194
5.0
26 City Reject
Not even good enough to play for that shambles
'avin a Go 8,486
5.0
27 We All Hate Leeds Scum
Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home!
'avin a Go 8,175
4.75
28 Mourinho Are You Listening
We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks ...
Vintage 8,161
4.88889
29 18 Times That's A Fact
Scousers are you listening
Classics 8,005
5.0
30 Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going.
'avin a Go 7,498
4.83333
31 That Boy Ronaldo
Magic 7
Hall of Fame 7,299
4.48529
32 O'Shea, O'Shea
An ode to the great Irishman.
Hall of Fame 7,098
4.94737
33 Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
Hear a lot more at games these days!
Classics 7,008
5.0
34 Que Sera Sera
Not necessarily an anthem, but becoming one these day's as ...
Anthems 6,855
4.55555
35 Ferguson's Red Army
More feared than the SAS!
Classics 6,544
4.875
36 Roy Keane Is Magic
Sung to the tune of My old man's a dustman.
Hall of Fame 6,468
5.0
37 United
Ed: Longer and improved version of all time classic
Classics 6,319
4.6923
38 Rooney, Rooney
Ed: longer version, great for ringtone
Hall of Fame 6,301
4.625
39 You Are My Solskjaer
The Viking Vs Shearer. Who was dearer? Or better?
Hall of Fame 5,928
5.0
40 Forever and Ever
Defending the faith.
Anthems 5,765
4.88889
41 Does Ronaldo Know You're Here
Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition!
Hall of Fame 5,661
4.33334
42 I See The Stretford End Arising
Sung to the tune of Blue Moon rising.
Classics 5,633
5.0
43 Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Quality song for the Welsh Wizard (Ed: just found a ...
Hall of Fame 5,545
4.75
44 Paul Scholes
He scores goals galore.
Hall of Fame 5,490
4.54545
45 Matt Busby's Ace's
Ed: Improved version...Old chant's are the best. Still sung regularly.
Anthems 5,469
5.0
46 From the Banks of the River Irwell
Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of ...
Classics 5,092
4.9
47 Eric The King
Ooh ahh.
Hall of Fame 5,030
4.90909
48 Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ...
'avin a Go 4,810
5.0
49 One Ball
No balls!
'avin a Go 4,760
4.0
50 We Love United
Forever and ever, an undying love.
Classics 4,741
4.84615
51 Feed The Scousers
Funny and great
Funny 4,695
3.0
52 We Shall Not Be Moved
Another timeless classic
Anthems 4,675
4.7
53 Hello, Hello We Are The Busby..
How much do we hate City? Ask the Busby boys! ...
Anthems 4,395
4.7
54 Gary Neville Is A Red
Means what is says on the tin, a legend
Hall of Fame 4,339
4.66667
55 Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet.
'avin a Go 4,299
4.90909
56 Manchester Is Wonderful
The best city in the world.
Anthems 4,245
5.0
57 Georgie Best
Homage to United's 'Best' player.
Hall of Fame 4,205
4.66667
58 Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Going down
'avin a Go 3,950
4.71429
59 New Chant He'S Cracking Up - Rafa
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez
'avin a Go 3,943
5.0
60 Ooh Aah Cantona
Recorded at West Ham
Hall of Fame 3,930
5.0
61 MUFC
Just letting 'em know who we are.
Classics 3,867
5.0
62 What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.
'avin a Go 3,715
4.16667
63 Coma United Road
Sang at the home fans at away games
Classics 3,672
5.0
64 De De De De
Not really saying much, but sung by the reds
Classics 3,613
5.0
65 Alan Shearer
Took the Geordies down
'avin a Go 3,592
5.0
66 United are going to Moscow
To Sing Until May 21st.
Anthems 3,580
4.90908
67 Manchester La La La
One that was missing from the list
Classics 3,524
5.0
68 Championes
Championes
Classics 3,512
4.58333
69 Fergie Sign Him Up
Song for our Carlos - now with audio
Hall of Fame 3,469
5.0
70 Jaap Stam
Classic for the giant Dutchman (Ed: Now have audio)
Hall of Fame 3,454
5.0
71 We've Got Wesley Brown
Song for the rock at the back.
Hall of Fame 3,353
4.2
72 Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching.
'avin a Go 3,338
5.0
73 We're On The March With Fergie's Army
Again we're off to Wembley. Fergie\'s da man.
Classics 3,220
4.88889
74 Italy, Italy
Still an experience, next time
Classics 3,180
5.0
75 The Riverside, Is Never Full
Another version of the classic, sung to Boro
Classics 3,169
5.0
76 Manchester
The greatest city in England? You bet!
Anthems 3,082
5.0
77 Champions Of England And Europe!
Heard at Liverpool away. (Ed: better audio added)
Classics 2,898
5.0
78 You've Only Come To See United
Ed: Extended version. First bit of quality football they'll have ...
Classics 2,839
5.0
79 United Solo Start
Was it you? Nice to start a chant.
Anthems 2,838
4.88889
80 He's Won It 10 Times
Used to be 9 times :) The legend Ryan Giggs
Hall of Fame 2,828
4.5
81 Who Put The Ball In The Germans.
A timeless song re-living that great European win.
Hall of Fame 2,777
5.0
82 Going Down Going Down
Always a good one to rub it in
'avin a Go 2,771
5.0
83 In Moscow We Made It 3
Heard loads against Chelsea, at the final and at Blackburn
Classics 2,728
5.0
84 United!
Different version of the simple but classic. Make\'s a brilliant ...
Classics 2,687
4.5
85 Fergie Give Us A Wave
Give a wave grand master
Classics 2,608
5.0
86 There's Only One Ronaldo
More adulation for the Portuguese man at war!
Hall of Fame 2,502
4.18182
87 Andy Cole
He might've been a donkey, but what a donkey!
Hall of Fame 2,470
5.0
88 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...
'avin a Go 2,435
4.66667
89 Rio, Rio, Rio
Manchester United Chant for Rio Ferdinand
Hall of Fame 2,414
5.0
90 Ole Ole Ole Solskjaer.
How much do we love the great viking?
Hall of Fame 2,341
5.0
91 Wembley
Yet again we're off to Wembley.
Classics 2,338
4.8
92 Attack, Attack, Attack
One to get behind the boys when we're in need ...
Classics 2,307
4.0
93 Down by the Riverside
Thanks for the submission of lyrics
Classics 2,294
4.75
94 United Top Of The League
Top of of the league? That would be us then.
Anthems 2,235
5.0
95 New Chant Cheerio
to the opposition fans leaving the ground
'avin a Go 2,228
3.0
96 Red Army, Red Army
Another version of the same Man United song
Classics 2,222
5.0
97 Argentina
Argentina > England
'avin a Go 2,108
4.2
98 Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...
'avin a Go 2,099
4.33334
99 Alan Smith
Song for the blonde haired assasin.
Hall of Fame 2,089
4.2
100 Down With The Shearer
Was sung at Boro 08/ 09
'avin a Go 2,078
5.0
101 Top Of The League Always
Man United - Top of the league - That must ...
'avin a Go 2,006
5.0
102 Louis Saha
Homage to the great man up front!
Hall of Fame 1,936
5.0
103 Brian Kidd
Part of the Leeds implosion, top man, still a red.
Hall of Fame 1,927
4.66667
104 Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...
Funny 1,753
4.83333
105 New Chant You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for a ringtone
'avin a Go 976 Rate it
106 New Chant We're going on the pitch
Believe us! Good ringtone
Classics 944 Rate it
107 New Chant Ferguson's Red Army- Clap
The classic with clapping
Classics 744 Rate it
108 World Champions Twice
Heard At Derby
Classics 579 Rate it
109 He's Won It Ten Times!
Ode d'Giggsy
Hall of Fame 471 Rate it
110 Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants
Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man.
'avin a Go 46
4.16667
111 Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only)
Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ...
'avin a Go 5,530
5.0
112 Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan!
Made Up 3,338
1.5
113 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank John terry
'avin a Go 3,179
4.90909
114 Michael Owen Is A Manc (Lyric only)
To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic"
Hall of Fame 3,066
5.0
115 Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ...
Made Up 2,634
3.0
116 If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long
Funny 2,444
5.0
117 Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING
Made Up 2,081
4.75
118 City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song!
Funny 2,073
5.0
119 Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia
Made Up 2,038
5.0
120 Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!!
Made Up 2,037
5.0
121 Darren Fletcher (Lyric only)
Darren Fletcher, the GENIOUS
Hall of Fame 1,758
5.0
122 New Chant 12 Days Of Cantona (Lyric only)
Fiiiiiiiiiiive caaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hall of Fame 1,694
5.0
123 Glory Glory Man United (Lyric only)
The glory days are back.
Anthems 1,642
5.0
124 Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez's move from Utd to City
'avin a Go 1,559
4.0
125 Nani Song (Lyric only)
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.
Funny 1,550
5.0
126 New Chant We'll Help Our Own Self (Lyric only)
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling ...
Funny 1,491 Rate it
127 Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic
Made Up 1,394
4.0
128 Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard
Made Up 1,338
4.33333
129 Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Sung loads after the win over City!
Anthems 1,259 Rate it
130 Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool
Made Up 1,212
5.0
131 New Chant Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant
Made Up 1,211
5.0
132 Tesco (Lyric only)
Funny chant for the scouser
'avin a Go 1,129
5.0
133 He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only)
Liverpool used to love this chant.
'avin a Go 1,083 Rate it
134 Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) (Lyric only)
Quality song, always lead by Boyley
Hall of Fame 1,066
3.0
135 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ...
Made Up 1,045
4.33333
136 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole...
'avin a Go 1,023
3.0
137 The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...
Funny 1,008
5.0
138 Gerrard Song (Lyric only)
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield
Funny 939
3.33333
139 We're Manchester United (Lyric only)
Another old Classic, with added new bits
Vintage 917 Rate it
140 Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only)
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ...
'avin a Go 903
4.5
141 Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
Glory, glory, Carlos Tevez
Hall of Fame 823
5.0
142 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank him for all his has done for us! ...
'avin a Go 802
5.0
143 We Hate Man City (Lyric only)
Basically it's telling the truth
'avin a Go 789 Rate it
144 If I Die In The Kippax Street (Lyric only)
Rip on the Kippax. Carry me home to the Stretty
Vintage 786
5.0
145 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
New song heard on the Strettford End.
Hall of Fame 776
5.0
146 There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only)
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true
'avin a Go 770
5.0
147 Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only)
remixed a classic lol
'avin a Go 761
3.0
148 Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut
Funny 756
5.0
149 In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much...
Funny 737
5.0
150 Lazer Blue (Lyric only)
sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube)
'avin a Go 728
3.0
151 This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ...
Made Up 721 Rate it
152 40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes!
Funny 708
5.0
153 Ji-Sung Park (Lyric only)
Our boy from South Korea
Hall of Fame 708 Rate it
154 Rafael Da Silva (Lyric only)
New song for Rafael
Hall of Fame 700
5.0
155 New Chant Oh... When The Reds Go Marchin In (Lyric only)
this chant is so ......
Anthems 688
5.0
156 Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant
Made Up 685
4.33333
157 Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison
Made Up 679
5.0
158 You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only)
Scouse national anthem
'avin a Go 673 Rate it
159 The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins
Made Up 658
5.0
160 10 Pence (Lyric only)
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...
Funny 655
5.0
161 Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only)
They stopped singing that one didn't they...
'avin a Go 650 Rate it
162 New Chant Viva Antonio (Lyric only)
Chant for Antonio Valencia
Hall of Fame 646
5.0
163 I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only)
Heard lots in stretty upper!
'avin a Go 645 Rate it
164 Steve Gerard (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ...
'avin a Go 643 Rate it
165 O Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ...
'avin a Go 630 Rate it
166 New Chant Im A Stretford Ender Im A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Stretford Enders
Anthems 628
5.0
167 Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only)
Steve Gerrard 2
'avin a Go 614
5.0
168 That Boy Ronaldo (New Version) (Lyric only)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash
Funny 607
5.0
169 New Chant 33 Years (Lyric only)
amazing!
'avin a Go 605
5.0
170 Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit
Funny 604
5.0
171 Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation (Lyric only)
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance
Vintage 593 Rate it
172 Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) (Lyric only)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ...
Funny 580 Rate it
173 New Chant Til I Die (Lyric only)
Man U til I die!
Vintage 580 Rate it
174 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
And his attributes
Funny 579
3.5
175 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov
Made Up 567
5.0
176 The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ...
Funny 555 Rate it
177 Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap
Made Up 553
5.0
178 New Chant Europa League And That's A Fact (Lyric only)
fact
Anthems 553 Rate it
179 Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only)
Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match
'avin a Go 544
5.0
180 The Vidic Family (Lyric only)
Not really sung anymore, but a class song for Nemanja ...
Hall of Fame 525
5.0
181 New Chant Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric only)
to City fans when we knock em out to reach ...
Funny 521 Rate it
182 You're A Scouser. (Lyric only)
The life of a scouser...
'avin a Go 518
5.0
183 Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer
Made Up 511
5.0
184 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa
Made Up 505
5.0
185 From The Dark Snows Of Munich (Lyric only)
Another quality song for Munich
Anthems 494
5.0
186 Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
Kill the bastards!
'avin a Go 490
5.0
187 Don't Go To Man City (Lyric only)
Funny song
Funny 489
5.0
188 You Put Your Transfer In (Lyric only)
You do the Cristiano and change your mind
Made Up 486
5.0
189 The City Family (Lyric only)
Funny City chant
Vintage 485
5.0
190 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
new hero, new version
Anthems 485
4.2
191 I Am A Mancunian (Lyric only)
Self deprecating, funny and true
Vintage 483 Rate it
192 The Reds Will Never Die (Lyric only)
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ...
Vintage 481
5.0
193 You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
Lazy b*stard dolites
'avin a Go 474
5.0
194 If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only)
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ...
'avin a Go 473 Rate it
195 Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera
Made Up 473 Rate it
196 99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ...
Funny 470
5.0
197 Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax
'avin a Go 468
5.0
198 Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester (Lyric only)
Another old classic from years gone by
Vintage 467
4.0
199 We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
Everyone's invited!
'avin a Go 462
5.0
200 Viva Da Silva (Lyric only)
Great song, I heard it in the Stretford End, Sunderland ...
Funny 456
5.0
201 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
Moscow's Loser !
'avin a Go 445
5.0
202 Tribute To El Nino (Lyric only)
Torres goal machine
Made Up 440
1.0
203 Trophyless In Merseyside (Lyric only)
No trophy again in Liverpool
Made Up 434
5.0
204 Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!
Funny 428 Rate it
205 The Flowers Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality song for Munich's dead
Anthems 425 Rate it
206 City Are So Massive (Lyric only)
Sung in bars when playing in europe.
Funny 423
4.2
207 Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO
Made Up 423 Rate it
208 Hawaii 5-0 (The Slaughter Of Man City) (Lyric only)
Memorable battering of City, home and Away
Vintage 417 Rate it
209 Ruud Van Nistelrooy (Lyric only)
Same tune as Coma United Road
Hall of Fame 417
4.0
210 New Chant First Title Of UEFA (1958) (Lyric only)
51 years ago....
Classics 412
5.0
211 50 Years Ago (Lyric only)
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February
Vintage 411
5.0
212 Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
A funny song for the maneater himself.
Funny 410
5.0
213 Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City
Funny 410
5.0
214 Forever Blowing Doubles - The Ballad Of Chelsea (Lyric only)
Song for the blues!
Made Up 406 Rate it
215 John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T
Made Up 405 Rate it
216 F**K Off City! (Lyric only)
You can never hate city enough!
'avin a Go 403
5.0
217 If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Classics 402
5.0
218 Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only)
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...
'avin a Go 402
3.0
219 Anti Rafa (Lyric only)
To pi** of the fat spanish waiter.
'avin a Go 390
5.0
220 Rossobianchi (Lyric only)
Newish song for the Reds
Anthems 387
5.0
221 Justice For Heysel (Lyric only)
Never Justice for Heysel is it?
'avin a Go 386
5.0
222 Edwin Van Der Sar (Lyric only)
To our top stopper
Hall of Fame 379 Rate it
223 Michael Carrick Is A Red (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: See Pete Boyle singing it in Youtube)
Hall of Fame 376
5.0
224 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
The proper Blue Moon
'avin a Go 373
3.0
225 Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only)
The soft t*ats could never scrap...
'avin a Go 365 Rate it
226 He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only)
Saddos from Liverpool.
'avin a Go 361 Rate it
227 If You Know Your History (Lyric only)
Good old 'Red Army days' classic
Classics 361 Rate it
228 Champions Of England! (Lyric only)
champions of england!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthems 361 Rate it
229 It Was On A Famous Saturday (Lyric only)
An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to ...
Anthems 351 Rate it
230 Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only)
Good chant For a team that will never win the ...
'avin a Go 349
5.0
231 Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Goal-scoring machine
Hall of Fame 345 Rate it
232 Ronaldo (Lyric only)
A song who just popped up in mye head after ...
Made Up 342
5.0
233 Evra Step You Take (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Ever Breath You Take' by Sting
Made Up 335
4.5
234 Stevie G And The Dj (Lyric only)
Another version of do the Steven Gerrard
Made Up 335
3.0
235 City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...
Funny 329
5.0
236 Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only)
Having a go at the scouse
'avin a Go 325
5.0
237 There's A Tavern (Lyric only)
Oldie for Dalglish
'avin a Go 322
5.0
238 Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ...
Funny 318 Rate it
239 Berbatov - Superstar (Lyric only)
A tune for United's Number 9, Dimitar Berbatov
Made Up 318
4.8
240 He's Red He's White (Lyric only)
Clever man that Cantona
Hall of Fame 315
5.0
241 Stretford End Picnic (Lyric only)
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.
Funny 313
5.0
242 We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only)
who do we hate-scousres
'avin a Go 311
5.0
243 Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only)
Piss take for Chavski
'avin a Go 310 Rate it
244 Cheer Up Benitez (Lyric only)
variation of a classic
Made Up 310
5.0
245 Nani Of Mufc (Lyric only)
Another boy wonder from Portugal
Hall of Fame 309
5.0
246 I Would Walk 500 Miles... (Lyric only)
can be sung against almost any team if you just ...
Vintage 308 Rate it
247 City Goin Down (Lyric only)
we hate city
'avin a Go 302
4.5
248 Mambo United (Lyric only)
Funny but brill.
Made Up 302
5.0
249 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky!
Funny 297
5.0
250 He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only)
Oopsy daisy Patrick!
'avin a Go 296 Rate it
251 The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds...
Funny 295 Rate it
252 They Said Liverpool Would Win The Treble (Lyric only)
We did em both
Vintage 295 Rate it
253 Bluemoon (Lyric only)
33 years fuck all!
'avin a Go 292
5.0
254 Tip-Toe Through The Kippax (Lyric only)
Classic rip on the MASSIVE Kippax
Classics 288 Rate it
255 That Boy Giggsy (Lyric only)
Sung to the legend after he won 9
Hall of Fame 287 Rate it
256 Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow (Lyric only)
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...
Funny 287
5.0
257 Rafael And Fabio's Song (Lyric only)
Just a song of appreciation for the Da Silva twins ...
Made Up 287
5.0
258 Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only)
avin a go at the fat spanish waiter
'avin a Go 285
5.0
259 Manchester United The Greatest Of All (Lyric only)
Quality song from the 60's
Vintage 284
5.0
260 Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ...
'avin a Go 282
5.0
261 Follow, Follow (Rome) (Lyric only)
Moscos... then Rome
Classics 279 Rate it
262 Who Do You Think You Are Kidding (Lyric only)
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.
Funny 275
5.0
263 A Plaque At Man United (Lyric only)
Another song for the Babes
Anthems 274
5.0
264 The Chelsea 1-1 Song (Lyric only)
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge
Funny 274
5.0
265 Oh We Hate Bill Shankly (Lyric only)
Another Scousbusting classic
Vintage 270
5.0
266 F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only)
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!
'avin a Go 268 Rate it
267 Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only)
For the Leeds Scum
'avin a Go 265
5.0
268 I'm A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Stretty lads
Vintage 264
5.0
269 Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum
Funny 263
5.0
270 Tell Me Ma (Lyric only)
(Sung in '83 and '94 after losing the League Cup)
Vintage 262
5.0
271 Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only)
Cheers me up anyway.
'avin a Go 258
5.0
272 We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only)
to all the city fans around the world! this is ...
'avin a Go 258
3.0
273 6th February 1958 (Lyric only)
Very touching song for the Babes
Anthems 258
5.0
274 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
For the new boy
Hall of Fame 255
5.0
275 Dong, Dong (Lyric only)
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...
Funny 254
5.0
276 Bitter Blue World (Lyric only)
nobody knows there name
'avin a Go 253
5.0
277 Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red (Lyric only)
Great song. SUng to the tune of the song Robin ...
Hall of Fame 251 Rate it
278 Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
No History
'avin a Go 249 Rate it
279 Fergie's The Special One (Lyric only)
Mourinho ain't got nothing on Fergie!
Hall of Fame 248 Rate it
280 Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool (Lyric only)
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite
Vintage 248
5.0
281 If The Reds Should Play (Lyric only)
Sung frequently at Euro aways
Classics 247
1.0
282 Manchester United Have Won The F*cking Lot (Lyric only)
Another Classic from the Treble season
Vintage 247 Rate it
283 Welbeck (Lyric only)
About are boy Danny Welbeck (Ed: I'm assuming this chant ...
Made Up 247 Rate it
284 His Name Is Rio (Lyric only)
Rio deserves this one
Hall of Fame 246 Rate it
285 John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T
Made Up 246 Rate it
286 Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys...
Funny 245 Rate it
287 Evra Song (Lyric only)
A song I wrote for Patrice Evra, a man with ...
Made Up 244
5.0
288 5 Times (Lyric only)
A dis of liverpools song 5 Times
'avin a Go 242 Rate it
289 Ji Sung Parklife (Lyric only)
Celebrate the life of park.
Made Up 242
5.0
290 Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side
Funny 241
5.0
291 Macheda Are Ya Listening (Lyric only)
Macheda - Are You listening? - You Should be!
Made Up 240 Rate it
292 Sad Rafa (Lyric only)
Song about Rafa's jealousy
Made Up 240
5.0
293 We Shall Not Sit Down. (Lyric only)
Great song !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Classics 238
5.0
294 Posse-Possebon (Lyric only)
First heard away at Pompey
Classics 237
5.0
295 United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song
Funny 237
5.0
296 The Boys That Play In Red And White (Lyric only)
Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though
Anthems 237
5.0
297 Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only)
Elland Road (ASDA carpark)
'avin a Go 236 Rate it
298 Jose's Dog (Lyric only)
Where is it?
Funny 235 Rate it
299 Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only)
Sung At West Ham
'avin a Go 235 Rate it
300 Wembley '76 (Lyric only)
Classic Cup Final song in 76
Vintage 231 Rate it
301 We Are United's Boys (Lyric only)
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road
Vintage 230 Rate it
302 United, United..... (Lyric only)
Anti liverpool song
'avin a Go 230
4.0
303 Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Happy memories
Hall of Fame 227
4.0
304 His Name Was Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
Nobody dared mess with with this fella!
Hall of Fame 226 Rate it
305 You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs...
'avin a Go 225
4.5
306 Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only)
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez
'avin a Go 225
4.0
307 Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
Nemanja vidic
Hall of Fame 223 Rate it
308 Sky Blue Wonderland (Lyric only)
man city
Vintage 221 Rate it
309 If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only)
hate the boys from stockport
'avin a Go 220 Rate it
310 Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only)
England... LAUGHABLE
'avin a Go 218 Rate it
311 We Hate England (Lyric only)
Not English... MANC
Classics 218
5.0
312 Kick 'Em All (Lyric only)
Boot the bast*rds!
Classics 217 Rate it
313 Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only)
What's your price Gav'na?!
'avin a Go 217
5.0
314 Juan Veron (Lyric only)
Still sung on train, coach journeys nowadays... Good sing-a-long
Hall of Fame 217 Rate it
315 Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only)
Sung to ALL our rivals...
'avin a Go 215
5.0
316 A Part Of London (Lyric only)
Great song, sung a bit these days!
'avin a Go 215
3.0
317 3 In A Row (Lyric only)
Scholesy for 3 in a row
Anthems 214
4.2
318 The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only)
A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool
'avin a Go 213
5.0
319 Jingle Bells (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
Scousebusting classic
Vintage 212 Rate it
320 F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only)
One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ...
'avin a Go 212
3.66667
321 Dimi Berbatov (Lyric only)
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait
Funny 211
5.0
322 Son Of A Fisherman From Aberdeen (Lyric only)
Classic for the first King, Denis Law
Hall of Fame 208 Rate it
323 Rafa'S F@@King Crazy (To The Tune Of Keanos Flippin Magic (Lyric only)
Rants don't win you Premierships
Made Up 208
5.0
324 If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Sung to the jobless scousers
Funny 207
1.0
325 Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!
'avin a Go 206 Rate it
326 I Was Born In The Stretford End (Lyric only)
Still sung in Salford pubs after matches
Vintage 206
5.0
327 Rafa Rant (Lyric only)
Rafa shit at mindgames
Made Up 206
4.5
328 Kiko (Lyric only)
Macheda....Just a start
Made Up 205 Rate it
329 Matchtalk Cats And Dogs (Lyric only)
Classic for the 70's Red Army days
Vintage 203
5.0
330 We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only)
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
'avin a Go 201
5.0
331 Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only)
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!
'avin a Go 200 Rate it
332 He Made The Scousers Cry (Lyric only)
Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03
Hall of Fame 200
1.0
333 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Heard At A Pub After Aston Villa Match
Hall of Fame 200 Rate it
334 Sign on Mourinho (Lyric only)
Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea ...
Vintage 199 Rate it
335 Berbatov At United (Lyric only)
Ripping City + Spurs
Hall of Fame 199
4.66667
336 Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Fight against the Fat Yank
'avin a Go 198 Rate it
337 It Was A Sunny Day (Lyric only)
Commemorating the stuffing of Liverpool in the Fa Cup final
Vintage 198 Rate it
338 We Adore! (Lyric only)
good song
Anthems 195
2.0
339 Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong
Funny 194
5.0
340 Carrick Chant (Lyric only)
Midfield Genius's
Hall of Fame 193
4.0
341 Gerry Daly (Lyric only)
Classic for the little fella
Hall of Fame 192 Rate it
342 Your Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sing to Leeds and Liverpool.....
Made Up 192 Rate it
343 Mourinho Are You Watching... (Lyric only)
A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening...
Vintage 191 Rate it
344 500 miles (Lyric only)
Different words to the Proclaimers song 500 miles.
Classics 191 Rate it
345 We Are Mad (Lyric only)
70s classic
Vintage 191
5.0
346 We're Gonna Win The League (Lyric only)
Oh yeah...
Classics 190
5.0
347 We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La
Funny 189
5.0
348 United We Love You (Lyric only)
Everyone sings it... but we have our own version!
Classics 189 Rate it
349 Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only)
'avin a dig at the blue scum
'avin a Go 188 Rate it
350 Who's That Team We Call United? (Lyric only)
Classic
Classics 187
5.0
351 Are U France In Disguise? (Lyric only)
To be sung to arsenal
Made Up 187 Rate it
352 Champions Of Europe (Lyric only)
CHAMPIONS!
Anthems 186
2.5
353 Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) (Lyric only)
Simple one for Dimi
Hall of Fame 186
3.4
354 Federico Macheda (Lyric only)
Best Macheda chant ul hear. To the tune "when Jonny ...
Made Up 186 Rate it
355 Chelsea Won It No Times (Lyric only)
Slagging Chelseas history
Made Up 185 Rate it
356 Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
carlo is betta
Hall of Fame 185
5.0
357 Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool
Funny 183 Rate it
358 It Must Be Evra (Lyric only)
is it a monster
Made Up 183
4.0
359 We Got Him (Lyric only)
Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years
'avin a Go 181
5.0
360 Score Me A Goal Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Diego... What a scousebusting legend...
Hall of Fame 181
5.0
361 Viva Namanja (Lyric only)
My new song after 6 pints.
Made Up 180 Rate it
362 This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ...
Funny 179
5.0
363 Why United (Lyric only)
Made up to the tune of Tom Jones Delilah
Made Up 178 Rate it
364 Grand Old Team (Lyric only)
A grand old team indeed.
Anthems 177 Rate it
365 Mourinho Are You Listening (Lyric only)
chant about Mourinho's dog
Funny 177 Rate it
366 We Are 17 Going On 18 (Lyric only)
This song is sung to the tune of “I am ...
Made Up 177
5.0
367 Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only)
Doesn't take much to turn a blue...
'avin a Go 176 Rate it
368 On To Victory (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's
Vintage 176 Rate it
369 It Was In The Kop (Lyric only)
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch
Vintage 176
5.0
370 Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot...
Funny 175 Rate it
371 The Reds Are On Fire (Lyric only)
A new United anthem
Made Up 175
5.0
372 What That Coming Over Is It Nemanja (Lyric only)
A few versions of this one around.
Hall of Fame 173
5.0
373 If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only)
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses
'avin a Go 172
5.0
374 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
The Stretford End was shite all over the Kop in ...
Vintage 172
5.0
375 Forever And A Day (Lyric only)
European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation
Vintage 170 Rate it
376 New Morinho Song (Lyric only)
Too be sung at both matches against Inter Milan (08/ ...
Made Up 170
3.33333
377 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
S**t on the neighbours
'avin a Go 168
3.0
378 United (Lyric only)
United - best in world
Classics 168
4.5
379 Bitter Blues (Lyric only)
Our jealous neighbours
'avin a Go 167 Rate it
380 Follow (Lyric only)
Follow United against chelsea
Vintage 167 Rate it
381 Oh Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Another for the goal-socring sumpremo
Hall of Fame 167 Rate it
382 Gerrards Bard (Lyric only)
Ripping gerrard
Made Up 167
5.0
383 Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year
Funny 166
5.0
384 Slipped On His Arse (Lyric only)
Tune of that boy Ronaldo
Made Up 164 Rate it
385 F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only)
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards...
'avin a Go 164 Rate it
386 Did You Know Duncan Edwards? (Lyric only)
Absolute classic from years gone by
Vintage 164 Rate it
387 We Won The Football League Again (Lyric only)
Down by the Riverside
Classics 163
5.0
388 We Are The Devils (To The Tune Of 'You Are My Solskjaer') (Lyric only)
The Red Devils!
Classics 162
5.0
389 In The Dark Streets Of Belfast (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer
Anthems 162 Rate it
390 Are You Crying? (Lyric only)
Champions again!!!!
'avin a Go 162 Rate it
391 On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only)
Sheep pesterers
'avin a Go 161 Rate it
392 Ronaldo Song (Lyric only)
Well good look !
Made Up 161
4.0
393 We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will make it 4 European Championships in May, and ...
Made Up 161
5.0
394 Federico Ooh Ooh (Lyric only)
Federico Macheda
Made Up 161
2.5
395 Ooh Ah Mecheda (Lyric only)
The new Cantona
Made Up 158 Rate it
396 Stretford Enders (Old Alternate) (Lyric only)
All 3 of em... pur filth...
Vintage 157 Rate it
397 We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only)
What a waste... they don't even sell out!
'avin a Go 157
5.0
398 A Night In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks John
Made Up 156 Rate it
399 City's Gunna Die (Lyric only)
always true
'avin a Go 155 Rate it
400 Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) (Lyric only)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...
Funny 155 Rate it
401 The Megastore Is Magic (Lyric only)
To My Old Man's A Dustman
Funny 155
5.0
402 We Are Manchester (Lyric only)
Republik of Mancunia
'avin a Go 155
5.0
403 Dimitir Berbatov-Number 9 (Lyric only)
To the tune of - City Going Down With A ...
Made Up 155
5.0
404 New Chant Poem To Non-United Fans Ha (Lyric only)
Its a poem that slags off Leeds, City and Liverpool
Made Up 155 Rate it
405 Hello Johnny Carey (Lyric only)
Classic for the Irish lad
Hall of Fame 153 Rate it
406 Scholes And Carrick (Lyric only)
Heard on bus from Birmingham against Chelsea
Made Up 153 Rate it
407 Winning All Over The World (Lyric only)
A song for the only team thats wins on every ...
Classics 151
5.0
408 Paid for their homes (Lyric only)
A song for the council house fans. City what a ...
Classics 150
5.0
409 Uniteds Number 9 (Lyric only)
Another song for Dimitar
Made Up 150
5.0
410 He Told City To F**K Off (Lyric only)
its about berbatov
Made Up 150 Rate it
411 Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt
Funny 149
5.0
412 Viva Da Silva's (Lyric only)
I made that up so if you guys read this, ...
Hall of Fame 149
5.0
413 Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only)
Always makes opposition fans shut up
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
414 We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
Gave them b*stards the run around
Vintage 148 Rate it
415 We Don't Carry Razors (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's
Vintage 148 Rate it
416 Dodgy Ruski (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski.
Funny 147
5.0
417 He Is Ronaldo, Fergie'S Wonderboy! (Lyric only)
Song about Ronaldo's talent!!
Made Up 147 Rate it
418 She Wore... (Lyric only)
Wembley, here we come...
Classics 146 Rate it
419 Follow Three In A Row (Lyric only)
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield
Funny 146
5.0
420 Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Cheerio Woolybacks!
'avin a Go 146 Rate it
421 Build A Bonfire! (Managers) (Lyric only)
this is 4 the managers i truly hate!
Made Up 146
5.0
422 Blue flag Up Your A**e (Lyric only)
To the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know ...
Classics 145
5.0
423 Molly Malone (Lyric only)
Oldie for fair Molly
Classics 145
5.0
424 The Boys From Old Trafford (Lyric only)
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC
Vintage 144
5.0
425 Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only)
World Champions
'avin a Go 144 Rate it
426 Laugh At England (Lyric only)
Haaaaa Haaaaa
'avin a Go 143 Rate it
427 Da Silva (Lyric only)
Some Da Silva songs I have made up
Made Up 143 Rate it
428 Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only)
Lets rub it in!!!
'avin a Go 143
5.0
429 North Stand, Give Us A Song (Lyric only)
The North Stand is the largest of any club ground ...
Classics 142 Rate it
430 Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Drowned out by Viva Ronaldo, and makes England look shite, ...
Hall of Fame 142 Rate it
431 Those Were The Days (Lyric only)
We are the Stretford End
Vintage 142
5.0
432 We Are In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing in the final
Made Up 142 Rate it
433 In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Champions of Europe.
Vintage 141 Rate it
434 Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only)
Where is their history???
'avin a Go 141
5.0
435 Skip To My Lou Macari (Lyric only)
He half did a bit of Scousebusting... LEGEND
Hall of Fame 141 Rate it
436 Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only)
Manchester Is Red!
'avin a Go 140
5.0
437 Marched The Town (Lyric only)
Derby Day Aggro
'avin a Go 140
5.0
438 City Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Stoke
'avin a Go 140
5.0
439 Blame It On Traore (Lyric only)
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.
Funny 139 Rate it
440 Neville Neville (Lyric only)
He Hates Scousers!
Hall of Fame 139 Rate it
441 Georgie Best, You Are Our World. (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie
Hall of Fame 139 Rate it
442 Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only)
Cover up your blue scarves Berties!
'avin a Go 139 Rate it
443 Evra Is The Best Left Back (Lyric only)
To the tune of ultra-vox 'Vienna'
Made Up 139
2.0
444 Those Twin Da Silva's (Lyric only)
This song is about the confusing but talented Da Silva ...
Made Up 139
4.6
445 The Wonderkid (Lyric only)
To the tune of Oh Manchester Is Wonderful {to the ...
Made Up 139
4.0
446 We All Agree (Lyric only)
Even City are better than England...
Classics 138 Rate it
447 He's An Argy, We Don't Care (Lyric only)
He might've been shit, but still a decent song!
Hall of Fame 138 Rate it
448 We Won the Football League again..... (Lyric only)
Another title winning classic chant for our friends City.......
Classics 137
5.0
449 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (Lyric only)
60's classic
Vintage 137 Rate it
450 Mourinho (Lyric only)
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season
Funny 137 Rate it
451 Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside (Lyric only)
Old chant
Vintage 137
5.0
452 Tribute To Gary Neville (Lyric only)
Gary Neville - 1 club man
Made Up 137
2.0
453 Nine Times (Lyric only)
Sang to Liverpool
Classics 136 Rate it
454 Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only)
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused...
'avin a Go 136
5.0
455 Simply The Best (Lyric only)
To be sung at all Utd's matches
Made Up 136 Rate it
456 United Going To Rome (Lyric only)
To the tune:: The scum are goin down,,etc
Made Up 136
5.0
457 Crying On The Tele (Lyric only)
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
458 Loyal Through And Through (Lyric only)
United Faithfull
Classics 135
5.0
459 Drunk And Disorderly (Lyric only)
We're going home with the Championship
Classics 134 Rate it
460 The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew ...
Hall of Fame 134
5.0
461 One Man Down (Lyric only)
Classic for the 85 FA Cup Final Scousebusting of Everton
Vintage 134 Rate it
462 Carefree (Lyric only)
sung to the Chelsea ba****ds who's money buys them no ...
Made Up 134
5.0
463 Follow,Follow,Follow (Lyric only)
sing this great song at the match !
Made Up 134
5.0
464 Ronaldo Scores (Lyric only)
in the tune of abba's fernando
Hall of Fame 133 Rate it
465 If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
Wear that bonnet lads!!!
Classics 133
5.0
466 Who Are We (Lyric only)
The Ultimite Man U. Chant
Made Up 133
5.0
467 Dimitar (Sung To Jesus Christ Superstar - Tune) (Lyric only)
New Chant for United Fans
Made Up 133 Rate it
468 Argie Chief (Lyric only)
Carlos Tevez is a f****n red
Made Up 133 Rate it
469 18 League Titles (Lyric only)
To be sung when we win the league again
Made Up 133
5.0
470 Kiko Macheda (Tune Of Viva Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
For Macheda's goal against villa
Made Up 133
5.0
471 Champions Of The World (Lyric only)
Champions of planet earth
Made Up 132 Rate it
472 Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
City's Defence
'avin a Go 131
2.0
473 From The Banks Of The River Irwell (Lyric only)
Proper version of the River Irwell
Classics 131
5.0
474 Macheda Whoaa (Lyric only)
Another song for the legend
Made Up 131
3.0
475 Contract in (Lyric only)
Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request
'avin a Go 130 Rate it
476 Rafas Rant (Lyric only)
We love your rants Rafa give us the boost we ...
Made Up 130
5.0
477 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ...
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
478 Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ...
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
479 Jjb (Lyric only)
Manchester United winning the league at the jjb
Classics 129
5.0
480 Coma United (Lyric only)
Just giving it a try, its an addition to another ...
Made Up 129 Rate it
481 Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
We all love Fergie
Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
482 Famous Man Utd Going To Italy (Lyric only)
09 classic
Classics 129 Rate it
483 Bring The Trophy Home! (Lyric only)
Off to Rome to the tune of Nemanja!
Made Up 129
5.0
484 They Came To Old Trafford That October Night (Lyric only)
Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City
Vintage 128 Rate it
485 The Wearing Of The Red (Lyric only)
70's Classic
Vintage 128
5.0
486 A Scottish Forward (Lyric only)
Another 60's classic for Denis the King
Hall of Fame 128 Rate it
487 Oldham (Wembley) '94 (Lyric only)
Made them wanna be Mancs look soft as shite!
Vintage 128
5.0
488 Eusebio, I Say Kiddo (Lyric only)
Brian Kidd... Pure Legend
Vintage 128
5.0
489 In Rome We Will Make It Four (Lyric only)
To be sing in the Champions Final
Classics 128
5.0
490 Going To Rome... (Lyric only)
Heard at Arsenal [away]
Classics 128 Rate it
491 Bye, Bye, Mourhino (Lyric only)
See ya later special one.
Vintage 127
5.0
492 Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only)
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ...
'avin a Go 127
5.0
493 The King Denis Law (Lyric only)
Better than anyone i've ever seen... Denis Law
Hall of Fame 127
5.0
494 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
Old Stretford End Classic
Classics 127
5.0
495 Mickey Phelan (Lyric only)
Now assisant!
Hall of Fame 127
5.0
496 The Tevez Suite, Part 1 (Lyric only)
A catchy tune to be sung after a Tevez goal.
Made Up 127
4.0
497 Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks to John Terry
'avin a Go 127
5.0
498 The Best We Ever Had (Lyric only)
a rap song.. just thought about it, could be nice
Made Up 127 Rate it
499 Possebon The Man (Lyric only)
Possebon chant
Made Up 126 Rate it
500 We're The Red Army (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo
Classics 126 Rate it
501 Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
RED ARMY!
Classics 125 Rate it
502 The Rise And Fall Of Avram (Lyric only)
Poor Chelsea .... they came so close!
Made Up 125 Rate it
503 Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only)
haha
'avin a Go 124
3.66667
504 One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.
'avin a Go 123
5.0
505 Swing Low, Sweet Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Yet another for Coley
Hall of Fame 123 Rate it
506 Na Na Keano (Lyric only)
Captain Marvel
Hall of Fame 123
3.0
507 Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
la la la la la
Hall of Fame 123
5.0
508 Champs Song (Lyric only)
Sang at United game against Stoke
'avin a Go 123
5.0
509 That Boy Macheda (Lyric only)
Yet another for Kiko
Made Up 123
5.0
510 Italy (Lyric only)
To Be Sung to The Arsenal On Mar 16th
Classics 123
5.0
511 Ob-La-Di, European Champions (Lyric only)
Another Euro classic, the chorus has taken off this season.
Classics 122 Rate it
512 Over And Over (Lyric only)
This 90's classic is still sung at Euro Aways
Classics 122 Rate it
513 Berby In Red (Lyric only)
Feel the wonder and beauty of the berby in red.
Made Up 122 Rate it
514 There They Go.... (Lyric only)
Anti scouser song (To the tune of "There she goes")
Made Up 122 Rate it
515 MUFC MUFC Come On Ole! (Lyric only)
MUFC wooo
Classics 122 Rate it
516 We Are Quiet? (Lyric only)
To the tune: No noise from the inbred boys...etc...
Made Up 122 Rate it
517 Let It Be (Lyric only)
Three league titles in a row, just can't be
Vintage 121 Rate it
518 9 times (Lyric only)
This one's for Mourinho
Vintage 121 Rate it
519 This Is Our Cup (Lyric only)
New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my ...
Classics 121 Rate it
520 Fletch!! (Lyric only)
Fletch Gordon, world beater!
Made Up 121 Rate it
521 United Will Win In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing until May 27th!
Made Up 121
5.0
522 We're On The March With Fergie's Army. Remix... (Lyric only)
To be sung before May 27th
Classics 121 Rate it
523 Oh Come Let Us Adore Dim (Lyric only)
CHRISTMAS CHANT FOR BERBIE...
Made Up 120
5.0
524 9 times (Lyric only)
Only Chelsea challenging
Classics 120 Rate it
525 His Name Is Rio! (Lyric only)
Tribute to the big man!
Made Up 120 Rate it
526 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Another song for our new superstar Macheda
Made Up 120 Rate it
527 Rio (Lyric only)
To the Duran Duran tune
Made Up 120
5.0
528 Takin Over The Whole Of Roma Ole, Ole Ole (Lyric only)
This song will be sung in Rome on the 27th ...
Classics 120 Rate it
529 Willie Morgan On The Wing (Lyric only)
Bell? Lee?... ha!... Willie Morgan, Legend
Hall of Fame 119
3.66667
530 We've Been To Moscow (Lyric only)
Courtesy of the John Terry supporters club
Classics 119
4.75
531 Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only)
Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro
'avin a Go 119 Rate it
532 Moscow, Moscow, Moscow! (Lyric only)
Celebrating beatin the rent boys in Moscow
Made Up 119
5.0
533 We'll Win It 4 Times (Lyric only)
To be sang until Rome
Classics 119 Rate it
534 We Won The World Club Championship (Lyric only)
Happy days
Made Up 118 Rate it
535 Another Double Win (Lyric only)
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96
Vintage 118
5.0
536 Were Gonna Win It 12 Times (Lyric only)
HA! My dad made this one up Liverpool need to ...
Made Up 118
1.0
537 Kiko Macheda (Lyric only)
Another made up one for the legendary super sub Kiko ...
Made Up 118
3.66667
538 Rio Rio (Lyric only)
Rio - he's fast and strong
Made Up 118
5.0
539 The Great Supporters (Lyric only)
Song to commemorate 1968
Vintage 115 Rate it
540 2 Times (Lyric only)
Something England havent done
Classics 115 Rate it
541 Fergies High 5 (Lyric only)
Quintuple
Made Up 114
5.0
542 They Call Him Kiko (Lyric only)
For The Wonder Kid Who Is Macheda (Sung To The ...
Made Up 113 Rate it
543 Cantwell Our Skipper (Lyric only)
Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain
Hall of Fame 113
5.0
544 Roman's The Robbing B*stard (Lyric only)
A tale of christmas cheer, and Russian doom.
Made Up 113 Rate it
545 One All (Lyric only)
tune dedicated to utd's great night in moscow.
Made Up 112
5.0
546 New Chant Sing Your Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
what every U-NI-TED fan does and should keep doing. (to ...
Classics 89 Rate it

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