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Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Manchester United Classic Football Songs
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Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Manchester United Vintage Football Chants
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Sing Your Hearts Out For ...
what every U-NI-TED fan does ...
Poem To Non-United Fans Ha ...
Its a poem that slags ...
Ferguson's Red Army- Clap
The classic with clapping
We're going on the pitch
Believe us! Good ringtone
You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 155 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 13 |
Carl Hughes Man United |
| 3 | 10 |
Toby Milfull Man United |
| 4 | 9 |
Ian Dangerously Man United |
| 5 | 8 |
Niall P Man United |
| 6 | 6 |
Peter Moane Man United |
| 7 | 5 |
Aaron Mcdonald Man United |
| 8 | 4 |
Liam Sephton Man United |
| 9 | 4 |
Jack Simpson Man United |
| 10 | 4 |
Zack Jima-Otero Man United |
| 11 | 4 |
Gavin Mcguigan Man United |
| 12 | 3 |
Craig English Man United |
| 13 | 3 |
Kevin Whalley Man United |
| 14 | 3 |
Tim Arnot Man United |
| 15 | 3 |
Wojtek Osypiuk Man United |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song)
Tevez song |
'avin a Go | 44,768 | |
| 2 |
He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
(Ed: Extended version added) Referring to the fact that Wayne ... |
Hall of Fame | 26,731 | |
| 3 |
Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest |
Funny | 20,859 | |
| 4 |
Ohhh Manchester!...
Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro, |
Anthems | 19,622 | |
| 5 |
My Old Man
Not the brightest bloke in the world. |
Classics | 17,357 | |
| 6 |
32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable. |
'avin a Go | 17,152 | |
| 7 |
Red Faith Across The Ocean (Man Utd Brasil)
Music of Brazilian Supporters about Manchester United (ED: Youtube now ... |
Classics | 16,240 | |
| 8 |
Dimitar Berbatov - Official
New for Berba |
Hall of Fame | 16,202 | |
| 9 |
United Road Take Me Home
To the place I belong. All time anthem (Ed: Better ... |
Anthems | 15,640 | |
| 10 |
You Scousers
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside... |
'avin a Go | 14,997 | |
| 11 |
Kiko Macheda
One for the Italian front man |
Hall of Fame | 13,722 | |
| 12 |
Anderson-Son-Son
A Song to Our Magician (Ed: Audio went missing somehow, ... |
Hall of Fame | 13,194 | |
| 13 |
UNI TED
Ed: Longer and improved version |
Anthems | 13,099 | |
| 14 |
Wesley Brown
For our Wes! Recorded at Bishop's Blaize before the Bolton ... |
Hall of Fame | 12,747 | |
| 15 |
Nemanja Vidic
Top hard man, say no more. |
Hall of Fame | 11,834 | |
| 16 |
Pride Of All Europe
Cock of the North (ED: Better and longer recording added)) |
Anthems | 11,686 | |
| 17 |
Stretford Enders
Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal |
'avin a Go | 11,330 | |
| 18 |
Who The F**k Are Man United
No serious fan should be without this all time great. |
Classics | 11,026 | |
| 19 |
Who's That Man From Argentina?
Brilliant chant about Tevez, quality ringtone |
Hall of Fame | 10,508 | |
| 20 |
Viva Ronaldo (MP3 (large file!) Version)
This is 2 minutes (be patient when downloading) of Viva ... |
Hall of Fame | 10,232 | |
| 21 |
The Red Flag
Classic, great ringtone |
Anthems | 10,008 | |
| 22 |
Ryan Giggs Running
The Welsh Wizard dancing down the wings. |
Hall of Fame | 9,716 | |
| 23 |
Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ... |
'avin a Go | 9,612 | |
| 24 |
This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ... |
'avin a Go | 9,513 | |
| 25 |
United Calypso
Sir Matt's still going strong to this day. (Ed: Better ... |
Anthems | 9,194 | |
| 26 |
City Reject
Not even good enough to play for that shambles |
'avin a Go | 8,486 | |
| 27 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home! |
'avin a Go | 8,175 | |
| 28 |
Mourinho Are You Listening
We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks ... |
Vintage | 8,161 | |
| 29 |
18 Times That's A Fact
Scousers are you listening |
Classics | 8,005 | |
| 30 |
Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going. |
'avin a Go | 7,498 | |
| 31 |
That Boy Ronaldo
Magic 7 |
Hall of Fame | 7,299 | |
| 32 |
O'Shea, O'Shea
An ode to the great Irishman. |
Hall of Fame | 7,098 | |
| 33 |
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
Hear a lot more at games these days! |
Classics | 7,008 | |
| 34 |
Que Sera Sera
Not necessarily an anthem, but becoming one these day's as ... |
Anthems | 6,855 | |
| 35 |
Ferguson's Red Army
More feared than the SAS! |
Classics | 6,544 | |
| 36 |
Roy Keane Is Magic
Sung to the tune of My old man's a dustman. |
Hall of Fame | 6,468 | |
| 37 |
United
Ed: Longer and improved version of all time classic |
Classics | 6,319 | |
| 38 |
Rooney, Rooney
Ed: longer version, great for ringtone |
Hall of Fame | 6,301 | |
| 39 |
You Are My Solskjaer
The Viking Vs Shearer. Who was dearer? Or better? |
Hall of Fame | 5,928 | |
| 40 |
Forever and Ever
Defending the faith. |
Anthems | 5,765 | |
| 41 |
Does Ronaldo Know You're Here
Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition! |
Hall of Fame | 5,661 | |
| 42 |
I See The Stretford End Arising
Sung to the tune of Blue Moon rising. |
Classics | 5,633 | |
| 43 |
Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Quality song for the Welsh Wizard (Ed: just found a ... |
Hall of Fame | 5,545 | |
| 44 |
Paul Scholes
He scores goals galore. |
Hall of Fame | 5,490 | |
| 45 |
Matt Busby's Ace's
Ed: Improved version...Old chant's are the best. Still sung regularly. |
Anthems | 5,469 | |
| 46 |
From the Banks of the River Irwell
Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of ... |
Classics | 5,092 | |
| 47 |
Eric The King
Ooh ahh. |
Hall of Fame | 5,030 | |
| 48 |
Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ... |
'avin a Go | 4,810 | |
| 49 |
One Ball
No balls! |
'avin a Go | 4,760 | |
| 50 |
We Love United
Forever and ever, an undying love. |
Classics | 4,741 | |
| 51 |
Feed The Scousers
Funny and great |
Funny | 4,695 | |
| 52 |
We Shall Not Be Moved
Another timeless classic |
Anthems | 4,675 | |
| 53 |
Hello, Hello We Are The Busby..
How much do we hate City? Ask the Busby boys! ... |
Anthems | 4,395 | |
| 54 |
Gary Neville Is A Red
Means what is says on the tin, a legend |
Hall of Fame | 4,339 | |
| 55 |
Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet. |
'avin a Go | 4,299 | |
| 56 |
Manchester Is Wonderful
The best city in the world. |
Anthems | 4,245 | |
| 57 |
Georgie Best
Homage to United's 'Best' player. |
Hall of Fame | 4,205 | |
| 58 |
Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Going down |
'avin a Go | 3,950 | |
| 59 |
He'S Cracking Up - Rafa
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez |
'avin a Go | 3,943 | |
| 60 |
Ooh Aah Cantona
Recorded at West Ham |
Hall of Fame | 3,930 | |
| 61 |
MUFC
Just letting 'em know who we are. |
Classics | 3,867 | |
| 62 |
What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace. |
'avin a Go | 3,715 | |
| 63 |
Coma United Road
Sang at the home fans at away games |
Classics | 3,672 | |
| 64 |
De De De De
Not really saying much, but sung by the reds |
Classics | 3,613 | |
| 65 |
Alan Shearer
Took the Geordies down |
'avin a Go | 3,592 | |
| 66 |
United are going to Moscow
To Sing Until May 21st. |
Anthems | 3,580 | |
| 67 |
Manchester La La La
One that was missing from the list |
Classics | 3,524 | |
| 68 |
Championes
Championes |
Classics | 3,512 | |
| 69 |
Fergie Sign Him Up
Song for our Carlos - now with audio |
Hall of Fame | 3,469 | |
| 70 |
Jaap Stam
Classic for the giant Dutchman (Ed: Now have audio) |
Hall of Fame | 3,454 | |
| 71 |
We've Got Wesley Brown
Song for the rock at the back. |
Hall of Fame | 3,353 | |
| 72 |
Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching. |
'avin a Go | 3,338 | |
| 73 |
We're On The March With Fergie's Army
Again we're off to Wembley. Fergie\'s da man. |
Classics | 3,220 | |
| 74 |
Italy, Italy
Still an experience, next time |
Classics | 3,180 | |
| 75 |
The Riverside, Is Never Full
Another version of the classic, sung to Boro |
Classics | 3,169 | |
| 76 |
Manchester
The greatest city in England? You bet! |
Anthems | 3,082 | |
| 77 |
Champions Of England And Europe!
Heard at Liverpool away. (Ed: better audio added) |
Classics | 2,898 | |
| 78 |
You've Only Come To See United
Ed: Extended version. First bit of quality football they'll have ... |
Classics | 2,839 | |
| 79 |
United Solo Start
Was it you? Nice to start a chant. |
Anthems | 2,838 | |
| 80 |
He's Won It 10 Times
Used to be 9 times :) The legend Ryan Giggs |
Hall of Fame | 2,828 | |
| 81 |
Who Put The Ball In The Germans.
A timeless song re-living that great European win. |
Hall of Fame | 2,777 | |
| 82 |
Going Down Going Down
Always a good one to rub it in |
'avin a Go | 2,771 | |
| 83 |
In Moscow We Made It 3
Heard loads against Chelsea, at the final and at Blackburn |
Classics | 2,728 | |
| 84 |
United!
Different version of the simple but classic. Make\'s a brilliant ... |
Classics | 2,687 | |
| 85 |
Fergie Give Us A Wave
Give a wave grand master |
Classics | 2,608 | |
| 86 |
There's Only One Ronaldo
More adulation for the Portuguese man at war! |
Hall of Fame | 2,502 | |
| 87 |
Andy Cole
He might've been a donkey, but what a donkey! |
Hall of Fame | 2,470 | |
| 88 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ... |
'avin a Go | 2,435 | |
| 89 |
Rio, Rio, Rio
Manchester United Chant for Rio Ferdinand |
Hall of Fame | 2,414 | |
| 90 |
Ole Ole Ole Solskjaer.
How much do we love the great viking? |
Hall of Fame | 2,341 | |
| 91 |
Wembley
Yet again we're off to Wembley. |
Classics | 2,338 | |
| 92 |
Attack, Attack, Attack
One to get behind the boys when we're in need ... |
Classics | 2,307 | |
| 93 |
Down by the Riverside
Thanks for the submission of lyrics |
Classics | 2,294 | |
| 94 |
United Top Of The League
Top of of the league? That would be us then. |
Anthems | 2,235 | |
| 95 |
Cheerio
to the opposition fans leaving the ground |
'avin a Go | 2,228 | |
| 96 |
Red Army, Red Army
Another version of the same Man United song |
Classics | 2,222 | |
| 97 |
Argentina
Argentina > England |
'avin a Go | 2,108 | |
| 98 |
Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ... |
'avin a Go | 2,099 | |
| 99 |
Alan Smith
Song for the blonde haired assasin. |
Hall of Fame | 2,089 | |
| 100 |
Down With The Shearer
Was sung at Boro 08/ 09 |
'avin a Go | 2,078 | |
| 101 |
Top Of The League Always
Man United - Top of the league - That must ... |
'avin a Go | 2,006 | |
| 102 |
Louis Saha
Homage to the great man up front! |
Hall of Fame | 1,936 | |
| 103 |
Brian Kidd
Part of the Leeds implosion, top man, still a red. |
Hall of Fame | 1,927 | |
| 104 |
Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ... |
Funny | 1,753 | |
| 105 |
You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for a ringtone |
'avin a Go | 976 | Rate it |
| 106 |
We're going on the pitch
Believe us! Good ringtone |
Classics | 944 | Rate it |
| 107 |
Ferguson's Red Army- Clap
The classic with clapping |
Classics | 744 | Rate it |
| 108 |
World Champions Twice
Heard At Derby |
Classics | 579 | Rate it |
| 109 |
He's Won It Ten Times!
Ode d'Giggsy |
Hall of Fame | 471 | Rate it |
| 110 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants
Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man. |
'avin a Go | 46 | |
| 111 |
Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only)
Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ... |
'avin a Go | 5,530 | |
| 112 |
Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan! |
Made Up | 3,338 | |
| 113 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank John terry |
'avin a Go | 3,179 | |
| 114 |
Michael Owen Is A Manc (Lyric only)
To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic" |
Hall of Fame | 3,066 | |
| 115 |
Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ... |
Made Up | 2,634 | |
| 116 |
If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long |
Funny | 2,444 | |
| 117 |
Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING |
Made Up | 2,081 | |
| 118 |
City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song! |
Funny | 2,073 | |
| 119 |
Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia |
Made Up | 2,038 | |
| 120 |
Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!! |
Made Up | 2,037 | |
| 121 |
Darren Fletcher (Lyric only)
Darren Fletcher, the GENIOUS |
Hall of Fame | 1,758 | |
| 122 |
12 Days Of Cantona (Lyric only)
Fiiiiiiiiiiive caaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaas |
Hall of Fame | 1,694 | |
| 123 |
Glory Glory Man United (Lyric only)
The glory days are back. |
Anthems | 1,642 | |
| 124 |
Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez's move from Utd to City |
'avin a Go | 1,559 | |
| 125 |
Nani Song (Lyric only)
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool. |
Funny | 1,550 | |
| 126 |
We'll Help Our Own Self (Lyric only)
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling ... |
Funny | 1,491 | Rate it |
| 127 |
Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic |
Made Up | 1,394 | |
| 128 |
Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard |
Made Up | 1,338 | |
| 129 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Sung loads after the win over City! |
Anthems | 1,259 | Rate it |
| 130 |
Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool |
Made Up | 1,212 | |
| 131 |
Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant |
Made Up | 1,211 | |
| 132 |
Tesco (Lyric only)
Funny chant for the scouser |
'avin a Go | 1,129 | |
| 133 |
He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only)
Liverpool used to love this chant. |
'avin a Go | 1,083 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) (Lyric only)
Quality song, always lead by Boyley |
Hall of Fame | 1,066 | |
| 135 |
Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ... |
Made Up | 1,045 | |
| 136 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole... |
'avin a Go | 1,023 | |
| 137 |
The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did... |
Funny | 1,008 | |
| 138 |
Gerrard Song (Lyric only)
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield |
Funny | 939 | |
| 139 |
We're Manchester United (Lyric only)
Another old Classic, with added new bits |
Vintage | 917 | Rate it |
| 140 |
Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only)
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ... |
'avin a Go | 903 | |
| 141 |
Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
Glory, glory, Carlos Tevez |
Hall of Fame | 823 | |
| 142 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank him for all his has done for us! ... |
'avin a Go | 802 | |
| 143 |
We Hate Man City (Lyric only)
Basically it's telling the truth |
'avin a Go | 789 | Rate it |
| 144 |
If I Die In The Kippax Street (Lyric only)
Rip on the Kippax. Carry me home to the Stretty |
Vintage | 786 | |
| 145 |
Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
New song heard on the Strettford End. |
Hall of Fame | 776 | |
| 146 |
There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only)
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true |
'avin a Go | 770 | |
| 147 |
Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only)
remixed a classic lol |
'avin a Go | 761 | |
| 148 |
Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut |
Funny | 756 | |
| 149 |
In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much... |
Funny | 737 | |
| 150 |
Lazer Blue (Lyric only)
sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube) |
'avin a Go | 728 | |
| 151 |
This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ... |
Made Up | 721 | Rate it |
| 152 |
40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes! |
Funny | 708 | |
| 153 |
Ji-Sung Park (Lyric only)
Our boy from South Korea |
Hall of Fame | 708 | Rate it |
| 154 |
Rafael Da Silva (Lyric only)
New song for Rafael |
Hall of Fame | 700 | |
| 155 |
Oh... When The Reds Go Marchin In (Lyric only)
this chant is so ...... |
Anthems | 688 | |
| 156 |
Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant |
Made Up | 685 | |
| 157 |
Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison |
Made Up | 679 | |
| 158 |
You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only)
Scouse national anthem |
'avin a Go | 673 | Rate it |
| 159 |
The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins |
Made Up | 658 | |
| 160 |
10 Pence (Lyric only)
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ... |
Funny | 655 | |
| 161 |
Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only)
They stopped singing that one didn't they... |
'avin a Go | 650 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Viva Antonio (Lyric only)
Chant for Antonio Valencia |
Hall of Fame | 646 | |
| 163 |
I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only)
Heard lots in stretty upper! |
'avin a Go | 645 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Steve Gerard (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ... |
'avin a Go | 643 | Rate it |
| 165 |
O Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ... |
'avin a Go | 630 | Rate it |
| 166 |
Im A Stretford Ender Im A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Stretford Enders |
Anthems | 628 | |
| 167 |
Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only)
Steve Gerrard 2 |
'avin a Go | 614 | |
| 168 |
That Boy Ronaldo (New Version) (Lyric only)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash |
Funny | 607 | |
| 169 |
33 Years (Lyric only)
amazing! |
'avin a Go | 605 | |
| 170 |
Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit |
Funny | 604 | |
| 171 |
Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation (Lyric only)
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance |
Vintage | 593 | Rate it |
| 172 |
Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) (Lyric only)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ... |
Funny | 580 | Rate it |
| 173 |
Til I Die (Lyric only)
Man U til I die! |
Vintage | 580 | Rate it |
| 174 |
Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
And his attributes |
Funny | 579 | |
| 175 |
Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov |
Made Up | 567 | |
| 176 |
The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ... |
Funny | 555 | Rate it |
| 177 |
Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap |
Made Up | 553 | |
| 178 |
Europa League And That's A Fact (Lyric only)
fact |
Anthems | 553 | Rate it |
| 179 |
Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only)
Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match |
'avin a Go | 544 | |
| 180 |
The Vidic Family (Lyric only)
Not really sung anymore, but a class song for Nemanja ... |
Hall of Fame | 525 | |
| 181 |
Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric only)
to City fans when we knock em out to reach ... |
Funny | 521 | Rate it |
| 182 |
You're A Scouser. (Lyric only)
The life of a scouser... |
'avin a Go | 518 | |
| 183 |
Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer |
Made Up | 511 | |
| 184 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa |
Made Up | 505 | |
| 185 |
From The Dark Snows Of Munich (Lyric only)
Another quality song for Munich |
Anthems | 494 | |
| 186 |
Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
Kill the bastards! |
'avin a Go | 490 | |
| 187 |
Don't Go To Man City (Lyric only)
Funny song |
Funny | 489 | |
| 188 |
You Put Your Transfer In (Lyric only)
You do the Cristiano and change your mind |
Made Up | 486 | |
| 189 |
The City Family (Lyric only)
Funny City chant |
Vintage | 485 | |
| 190 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
new hero, new version |
Anthems | 485 | |
| 191 |
I Am A Mancunian (Lyric only)
Self deprecating, funny and true |
Vintage | 483 | Rate it |
| 192 |
The Reds Will Never Die (Lyric only)
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ... |
Vintage | 481 | |
| 193 |
You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
Lazy b*stard dolites |
'avin a Go | 474 | |
| 194 |
If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only)
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ... |
'avin a Go | 473 | Rate it |
| 195 |
Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera |
Made Up | 473 | Rate it |
| 196 |
99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ... |
Funny | 470 | |
| 197 |
Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax |
'avin a Go | 468 | |
| 198 |
Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester (Lyric only)
Another old classic from years gone by |
Vintage | 467 | |
| 199 |
We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
Everyone's invited! |
'avin a Go | 462 | |
| 200 |
Viva Da Silva (Lyric only)
Great song, I heard it in the Stretford End, Sunderland ... |
Funny | 456 | |
| 201 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
Moscow's Loser ! |
'avin a Go | 445 | |
| 202 |
Tribute To El Nino (Lyric only)
Torres goal machine |
Made Up | 440 | |
| 203 |
Trophyless In Merseyside (Lyric only)
No trophy again in Liverpool |
Made Up | 434 | |
| 204 |
Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it! |
Funny | 428 | Rate it |
| 205 |
The Flowers Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality song for Munich's dead |
Anthems | 425 | Rate it |
| 206 |
City Are So Massive (Lyric only)
Sung in bars when playing in europe. |
Funny | 423 | |
| 207 |
Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO |
Made Up | 423 | Rate it |
| 208 |
Hawaii 5-0 (The Slaughter Of Man City) (Lyric only)
Memorable battering of City, home and Away |
Vintage | 417 | Rate it |
| 209 |
Ruud Van Nistelrooy (Lyric only)
Same tune as Coma United Road |
Hall of Fame | 417 | |
| 210 |
First Title Of UEFA (1958) (Lyric only)
51 years ago.... |
Classics | 412 | |
| 211 |
50 Years Ago (Lyric only)
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February |
Vintage | 411 | |
| 212 |
Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
A funny song for the maneater himself. |
Funny | 410 | |
| 213 |
Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City |
Funny | 410 | |
| 214 |
Forever Blowing Doubles - The Ballad Of Chelsea (Lyric only)
Song for the blues! |
Made Up | 406 | Rate it |
| 215 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
Made Up | 405 | Rate it |
| 216 |
F**K Off City! (Lyric only)
You can never hate city enough! |
'avin a Go | 403 | |
| 217 |
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die |
Classics | 402 | |
| 218 |
Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only)
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's... |
'avin a Go | 402 | |
| 219 |
Anti Rafa (Lyric only)
To pi** of the fat spanish waiter. |
'avin a Go | 390 | |
| 220 |
Rossobianchi (Lyric only)
Newish song for the Reds |
Anthems | 387 | |
| 221 |
Justice For Heysel (Lyric only)
Never Justice for Heysel is it? |
'avin a Go | 386 | |
| 222 |
Edwin Van Der Sar (Lyric only)
To our top stopper |
Hall of Fame | 379 | Rate it |
| 223 |
Michael Carrick Is A Red (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: See Pete Boyle singing it in Youtube) |
Hall of Fame | 376 | |
| 224 |
Blue Moon (Lyric only)
The proper Blue Moon |
'avin a Go | 373 | |
| 225 |
Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only)
The soft t*ats could never scrap... |
'avin a Go | 365 | Rate it |
| 226 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only)
Saddos from Liverpool. |
'avin a Go | 361 | Rate it |
| 227 |
If You Know Your History (Lyric only)
Good old 'Red Army days' classic |
Classics | 361 | Rate it |
| 228 |
Champions Of England! (Lyric only)
champions of england!!!!!!!!!!! |
Anthems | 361 | Rate it |
| 229 |
It Was On A Famous Saturday (Lyric only)
An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to ... |
Anthems | 351 | Rate it |
| 230 |
Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only)
Good chant For a team that will never win the ... |
'avin a Go | 349 | |
| 231 |
Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Goal-scoring machine |
Hall of Fame | 345 | Rate it |
| 232 |
Ronaldo (Lyric only)
A song who just popped up in mye head after ... |
Made Up | 342 | |
| 233 |
Evra Step You Take (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Ever Breath You Take' by Sting |
Made Up | 335 | |
| 234 |
Stevie G And The Dj (Lyric only)
Another version of do the Steven Gerrard |
Made Up | 335 | |
| 235 |
City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ... |
Funny | 329 | |
| 236 |
Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only)
Having a go at the scouse |
'avin a Go | 325 | |
| 237 |
There's A Tavern (Lyric only)
Oldie for Dalglish |
'avin a Go | 322 | |
| 238 |
Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ... |
Funny | 318 | Rate it |
| 239 |
Berbatov - Superstar (Lyric only)
A tune for United's Number 9, Dimitar Berbatov |
Made Up | 318 | |
| 240 |
He's Red He's White (Lyric only)
Clever man that Cantona |
Hall of Fame | 315 | |
| 241 |
Stretford End Picnic (Lyric only)
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune. |
Funny | 313 | |
| 242 |
We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only)
who do we hate-scousres |
'avin a Go | 311 | |
| 243 |
Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only)
Piss take for Chavski |
'avin a Go | 310 | Rate it |
| 244 |
Cheer Up Benitez (Lyric only)
variation of a classic |
Made Up | 310 | |
| 245 |
Nani Of Mufc (Lyric only)
Another boy wonder from Portugal |
Hall of Fame | 309 | |
| 246 |
I Would Walk 500 Miles... (Lyric only)
can be sung against almost any team if you just ... |
Vintage | 308 | Rate it |
| 247 |
City Goin Down (Lyric only)
we hate city |
'avin a Go | 302 | |
| 248 |
Mambo United (Lyric only)
Funny but brill. |
Made Up | 302 | |
| 249 |
Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky! |
Funny | 297 | |
| 250 |
He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only)
Oopsy daisy Patrick! |
'avin a Go | 296 | Rate it |
| 251 |
The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds... |
Funny | 295 | Rate it |
| 252 |
They Said Liverpool Would Win The Treble (Lyric only)
We did em both |
Vintage | 295 | Rate it |
| 253 |
Bluemoon (Lyric only)
33 years fuck all! |
'avin a Go | 292 | |
| 254 |
Tip-Toe Through The Kippax (Lyric only)
Classic rip on the MASSIVE Kippax |
Classics | 288 | Rate it |
| 255 |
That Boy Giggsy (Lyric only)
Sung to the legend after he won 9 |
Hall of Fame | 287 | Rate it |
| 256 |
Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow (Lyric only)
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ... |
Funny | 287 | |
| 257 |
Rafael And Fabio's Song (Lyric only)
Just a song of appreciation for the Da Silva twins ... |
Made Up | 287 | |
| 258 |
Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only)
avin a go at the fat spanish waiter |
'avin a Go | 285 | |
| 259 |
Manchester United The Greatest Of All (Lyric only)
Quality song from the 60's |
Vintage | 284 | |
| 260 |
Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ... |
'avin a Go | 282 | |
| 261 |
Follow, Follow (Rome) (Lyric only)
Moscos... then Rome |
Classics | 279 | Rate it |
| 262 |
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding (Lyric only)
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army. |
Funny | 275 | |
| 263 |
A Plaque At Man United (Lyric only)
Another song for the Babes |
Anthems | 274 | |
| 264 |
The Chelsea 1-1 Song (Lyric only)
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge |
Funny | 274 | |
| 265 |
Oh We Hate Bill Shankly (Lyric only)
Another Scousbusting classic |
Vintage | 270 | |
| 266 |
F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only)
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport! |
'avin a Go | 268 | Rate it |
| 267 |
Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only)
For the Leeds Scum |
'avin a Go | 265 | |
| 268 |
I'm A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Stretty lads |
Vintage | 264 | |
| 269 |
Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum |
Funny | 263 | |
| 270 |
Tell Me Ma (Lyric only)
(Sung in '83 and '94 after losing the League Cup) |
Vintage | 262 | |
| 271 |
Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only)
Cheers me up anyway. |
'avin a Go | 258 | |
| 272 |
We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only)
to all the city fans around the world! this is ... |
'avin a Go | 258 | |
| 273 |
6th February 1958 (Lyric only)
Very touching song for the Babes |
Anthems | 258 | |
| 274 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
For the new boy |
Hall of Fame | 255 | |
| 275 |
Dong, Dong (Lyric only)
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ... |
Funny | 254 | |
| 276 |
Bitter Blue World (Lyric only)
nobody knows there name |
'avin a Go | 253 | |
| 277 |
Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red (Lyric only)
Great song. SUng to the tune of the song Robin ... |
Hall of Fame | 251 | Rate it |
| 278 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
No History |
'avin a Go | 249 | Rate it |
| 279 |
Fergie's The Special One (Lyric only)
Mourinho ain't got nothing on Fergie! |
Hall of Fame | 248 | Rate it |
| 280 |
Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool (Lyric only)
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite |
Vintage | 248 | |
| 281 |
If The Reds Should Play (Lyric only)
Sung frequently at Euro aways |
Classics | 247 | |
| 282 |
Manchester United Have Won The F*cking Lot (Lyric only)
Another Classic from the Treble season |
Vintage | 247 | Rate it |
| 283 |
Welbeck (Lyric only)
About are boy Danny Welbeck (Ed: I'm assuming this chant ... |
Made Up | 247 | Rate it |
| 284 |
His Name Is Rio (Lyric only)
Rio deserves this one |
Hall of Fame | 246 | Rate it |
| 285 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
Made Up | 246 | Rate it |
| 286 |
Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys... |
Funny | 245 | Rate it |
| 287 |
Evra Song (Lyric only)
A song I wrote for Patrice Evra, a man with ... |
Made Up | 244 | |
| 288 |
5 Times (Lyric only)
A dis of liverpools song 5 Times |
'avin a Go | 242 | Rate it |
| 289 |
Ji Sung Parklife (Lyric only)
Celebrate the life of park. |
Made Up | 242 | |
| 290 |
Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side |
Funny | 241 | |
| 291 |
Macheda Are Ya Listening (Lyric only)
Macheda - Are You listening? - You Should be! |
Made Up | 240 | Rate it |
| 292 |
Sad Rafa (Lyric only)
Song about Rafa's jealousy |
Made Up | 240 | |
| 293 |
We Shall Not Sit Down. (Lyric only)
Great song !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Classics | 238 | |
| 294 |
Posse-Possebon (Lyric only)
First heard away at Pompey |
Classics | 237 | |
| 295 |
United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song |
Funny | 237 | |
| 296 |
The Boys That Play In Red And White (Lyric only)
Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though |
Anthems | 237 | |
| 297 |
Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only)
Elland Road (ASDA carpark) |
'avin a Go | 236 | Rate it |
| 298 |
Jose's Dog (Lyric only)
Where is it? |
Funny | 235 | Rate it |
| 299 |
Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only)
Sung At West Ham |
'avin a Go | 235 | Rate it |
| 300 |
Wembley '76 (Lyric only)
Classic Cup Final song in 76 |
Vintage | 231 | Rate it |
| 301 |
We Are United's Boys (Lyric only)
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road |
Vintage | 230 | Rate it |
| 302 |
United, United..... (Lyric only)
Anti liverpool song |
'avin a Go | 230 | |
| 303 |
Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Happy memories |
Hall of Fame | 227 | |
| 304 |
His Name Was Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
Nobody dared mess with with this fella! |
Hall of Fame | 226 | Rate it |
| 305 |
You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... |
'avin a Go | 225 | |
| 306 |
Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only)
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez |
'avin a Go | 225 | |
| 307 |
Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
Nemanja vidic |
Hall of Fame | 223 | Rate it |
| 308 |
Sky Blue Wonderland (Lyric only)
man city |
Vintage | 221 | Rate it |
| 309 |
If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only)
hate the boys from stockport |
'avin a Go | 220 | Rate it |
| 310 |
Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only)
England... LAUGHABLE |
'avin a Go | 218 | Rate it |
| 311 |
We Hate England (Lyric only)
Not English... MANC |
Classics | 218 | |
| 312 |
Kick 'Em All (Lyric only)
Boot the bast*rds! |
Classics | 217 | Rate it |
| 313 |
Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only)
What's your price Gav'na?! |
'avin a Go | 217 | |
| 314 |
Juan Veron (Lyric only)
Still sung on train, coach journeys nowadays... Good sing-a-long |
Hall of Fame | 217 | Rate it |
| 315 |
Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only)
Sung to ALL our rivals... |
'avin a Go | 215 | |
| 316 |
A Part Of London (Lyric only)
Great song, sung a bit these days! |
'avin a Go | 215 | |
| 317 |
3 In A Row (Lyric only)
Scholesy for 3 in a row |
Anthems | 214 | |
| 318 |
The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only)
A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool |
'avin a Go | 213 | |
| 319 |
Jingle Bells (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
Scousebusting classic |
Vintage | 212 | Rate it |
| 320 |
F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only)
One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ... |
'avin a Go | 212 | |
| 321 |
Dimi Berbatov (Lyric only)
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait |
Funny | 211 | |
| 322 |
Son Of A Fisherman From Aberdeen (Lyric only)
Classic for the first King, Denis Law |
Hall of Fame | 208 | Rate it |
| 323 |
Rafa'S F@@King Crazy (To The Tune Of Keanos Flippin Magic (Lyric only)
Rants don't win you Premierships |
Made Up | 208 | |
| 324 |
If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Sung to the jobless scousers |
Funny | 207 | |
| 325 |
Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did! |
'avin a Go | 206 | Rate it |
| 326 |
I Was Born In The Stretford End (Lyric only)
Still sung in Salford pubs after matches |
Vintage | 206 | |
| 327 |
Rafa Rant (Lyric only)
Rafa shit at mindgames |
Made Up | 206 | |
| 328 |
Kiko (Lyric only)
Macheda....Just a start |
Made Up | 205 | Rate it |
| 329 |
Matchtalk Cats And Dogs (Lyric only)
Classic for the 70's Red Army days |
Vintage | 203 | |
| 330 |
We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only)
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds |
'avin a Go | 201 | |
| 331 |
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only)
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers! |
'avin a Go | 200 | Rate it |
| 332 |
He Made The Scousers Cry (Lyric only)
Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03 |
Hall of Fame | 200 | |
| 333 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Heard At A Pub After Aston Villa Match |
Hall of Fame | 200 | Rate it |
| 334 |
Sign on Mourinho (Lyric only)
Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea ... |
Vintage | 199 | Rate it |
| 335 |
Berbatov At United (Lyric only)
Ripping City + Spurs |
Hall of Fame | 199 | |
| 336 |
Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Fight against the Fat Yank |
'avin a Go | 198 | Rate it |
| 337 |
It Was A Sunny Day (Lyric only)
Commemorating the stuffing of Liverpool in the Fa Cup final |
Vintage | 198 | Rate it |
| 338 |
We Adore! (Lyric only)
good song |
Anthems | 195 | |
| 339 |
Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong |
Funny | 194 | |
| 340 |
Carrick Chant (Lyric only)
Midfield Genius's |
Hall of Fame | 193 | |
| 341 |
Gerry Daly (Lyric only)
Classic for the little fella |
Hall of Fame | 192 | Rate it |
| 342 |
Your Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sing to Leeds and Liverpool..... |
Made Up | 192 | Rate it |
| 343 |
Mourinho Are You Watching... (Lyric only)
A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening... |
Vintage | 191 | Rate it |
| 344 |
500 miles (Lyric only)
Different words to the Proclaimers song 500 miles. |
Classics | 191 | Rate it |
| 345 |
We Are Mad (Lyric only)
70s classic |
Vintage | 191 | |
| 346 |
We're Gonna Win The League (Lyric only)
Oh yeah... |
Classics | 190 | |
| 347 |
We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La |
Funny | 189 | |
| 348 |
United We Love You (Lyric only)
Everyone sings it... but we have our own version! |
Classics | 189 | Rate it |
| 349 |
Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only)
'avin a dig at the blue scum |
'avin a Go | 188 | Rate it |
| 350 |
Who's That Team We Call United? (Lyric only)
Classic |
Classics | 187 | |
| 351 |
Are U France In Disguise? (Lyric only)
To be sung to arsenal |
Made Up | 187 | Rate it |
| 352 |
Champions Of Europe (Lyric only)
CHAMPIONS! |
Anthems | 186 | |
| 353 |
Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) (Lyric only)
Simple one for Dimi |
Hall of Fame | 186 | |
| 354 |
Federico Macheda (Lyric only)
Best Macheda chant ul hear. To the tune "when Jonny ... |
Made Up | 186 | Rate it |
| 355 |
Chelsea Won It No Times (Lyric only)
Slagging Chelseas history |
Made Up | 185 | Rate it |
| 356 |
Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
carlo is betta |
Hall of Fame | 185 | |
| 357 |
Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool |
Funny | 183 | Rate it |
| 358 |
It Must Be Evra (Lyric only)
is it a monster |
Made Up | 183 | |
| 359 |
We Got Him (Lyric only)
Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years |
'avin a Go | 181 | |
| 360 |
Score Me A Goal Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Diego... What a scousebusting legend... |
Hall of Fame | 181 | |
| 361 |
Viva Namanja (Lyric only)
My new song after 6 pints. |
Made Up | 180 | Rate it |
| 362 |
This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ... |
Funny | 179 | |
| 363 |
Why United (Lyric only)
Made up to the tune of Tom Jones Delilah |
Made Up | 178 | Rate it |
| 364 |
Grand Old Team (Lyric only)
A grand old team indeed. |
Anthems | 177 | Rate it |
| 365 |
Mourinho Are You Listening (Lyric only)
chant about Mourinho's dog |
Funny | 177 | Rate it |
| 366 |
We Are 17 Going On 18 (Lyric only)
This song is sung to the tune of “I am ... |
Made Up | 177 | |
| 367 |
Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only)
Doesn't take much to turn a blue... |
'avin a Go | 176 | Rate it |
| 368 |
On To Victory (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's |
Vintage | 176 | Rate it |
| 369 |
It Was In The Kop (Lyric only)
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch |
Vintage | 176 | |
| 370 |
Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot... |
Funny | 175 | Rate it |
| 371 |
The Reds Are On Fire (Lyric only)
A new United anthem |
Made Up | 175 | |
| 372 |
What That Coming Over Is It Nemanja (Lyric only)
A few versions of this one around. |
Hall of Fame | 173 | |
| 373 |
If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only)
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses |
'avin a Go | 172 | |
| 374 |
Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
The Stretford End was shite all over the Kop in ... |
Vintage | 172 | |
| 375 |
Forever And A Day (Lyric only)
European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation |
Vintage | 170 | Rate it |
| 376 |
New Morinho Song (Lyric only)
Too be sung at both matches against Inter Milan (08/ ... |
Made Up | 170 | |
| 377 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
S**t on the neighbours |
'avin a Go | 168 | |
| 378 |
United (Lyric only)
United - best in world |
Classics | 168 | |
| 379 |
Bitter Blues (Lyric only)
Our jealous neighbours |
'avin a Go | 167 | Rate it |
| 380 |
Follow (Lyric only)
Follow United against chelsea |
Vintage | 167 | Rate it |
| 381 |
Oh Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Another for the goal-socring sumpremo |
Hall of Fame | 167 | Rate it |
| 382 |
Gerrards Bard (Lyric only)
Ripping gerrard |
Made Up | 167 | |
| 383 |
Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year |
Funny | 166 | |
| 384 |
Slipped On His Arse (Lyric only)
Tune of that boy Ronaldo |
Made Up | 164 | Rate it |
| 385 |
F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only)
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards... |
'avin a Go | 164 | Rate it |
| 386 |
Did You Know Duncan Edwards? (Lyric only)
Absolute classic from years gone by |
Vintage | 164 | Rate it |
| 387 |
We Won The Football League Again (Lyric only)
Down by the Riverside |
Classics | 163 | |
| 388 |
We Are The Devils (To The Tune Of 'You Are My Solskjaer') (Lyric only)
The Red Devils! |
Classics | 162 | |
| 389 |
In The Dark Streets Of Belfast (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer |
Anthems | 162 | Rate it |
| 390 |
Are You Crying? (Lyric only)
Champions again!!!! |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 391 |
On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only)
Sheep pesterers |
'avin a Go | 161 | Rate it |
| 392 |
Ronaldo Song (Lyric only)
Well good look ! |
Made Up | 161 | |
| 393 |
We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will make it 4 European Championships in May, and ... |
Made Up | 161 | |
| 394 |
Federico Ooh Ooh (Lyric only)
Federico Macheda |
Made Up | 161 | |
| 395 |
Ooh Ah Mecheda (Lyric only)
The new Cantona |
Made Up | 158 | Rate it |
| 396 |
Stretford Enders (Old Alternate) (Lyric only)
All 3 of em... pur filth... |
Vintage | 157 | Rate it |
| 397 |
We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only)
What a waste... they don't even sell out! |
'avin a Go | 157 | |
| 398 |
A Night In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks John |
Made Up | 156 | Rate it |
| 399 |
City's Gunna Die (Lyric only)
always true |
'avin a Go | 155 | Rate it |
| 400 |
Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) (Lyric only)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ... |
Funny | 155 | Rate it |
| 401 |
The Megastore Is Magic (Lyric only)
To My Old Man's A Dustman |
Funny | 155 | |
| 402 |
We Are Manchester (Lyric only)
Republik of Mancunia |
'avin a Go | 155 | |
| 403 |
Dimitir Berbatov-Number 9 (Lyric only)
To the tune of - City Going Down With A ... |
Made Up | 155 | |
| 404 |
Poem To Non-United Fans Ha (Lyric only)
Its a poem that slags off Leeds, City and Liverpool |
Made Up | 155 | Rate it |
| 405 |
Hello Johnny Carey (Lyric only)
Classic for the Irish lad |
Hall of Fame | 153 | Rate it |
| 406 |
Scholes And Carrick (Lyric only)
Heard on bus from Birmingham against Chelsea |
Made Up | 153 | Rate it |
| 407 |
Winning All Over The World (Lyric only)
A song for the only team thats wins on every ... |
Classics | 151 | |
| 408 |
Paid for their homes (Lyric only)
A song for the council house fans. City what a ... |
Classics | 150 | |
| 409 |
Uniteds Number 9 (Lyric only)
Another song for Dimitar |
Made Up | 150 | |
| 410 |
He Told City To F**K Off (Lyric only)
its about berbatov |
Made Up | 150 | Rate it |
| 411 |
Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt |
Funny | 149 | |
| 412 |
Viva Da Silva's (Lyric only)
I made that up so if you guys read this, ... |
Hall of Fame | 149 | |
| 413 |
Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only)
Always makes opposition fans shut up |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 414 |
We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
Gave them b*stards the run around |
Vintage | 148 | Rate it |
| 415 |
We Don't Carry Razors (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's |
Vintage | 148 | Rate it |
| 416 |
Dodgy Ruski (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski. |
Funny | 147 | |
| 417 |
He Is Ronaldo, Fergie'S Wonderboy! (Lyric only)
Song about Ronaldo's talent!! |
Made Up | 147 | Rate it |
| 418 |
She Wore... (Lyric only)
Wembley, here we come... |
Classics | 146 | Rate it |
| 419 |
Follow Three In A Row (Lyric only)
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield |
Funny | 146 | |
| 420 |
Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Cheerio Woolybacks! |
'avin a Go | 146 | Rate it |
| 421 |
Build A Bonfire! (Managers) (Lyric only)
this is 4 the managers i truly hate! |
Made Up | 146 | |
| 422 |
Blue flag Up Your A**e (Lyric only)
To the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know ... |
Classics | 145 | |
| 423 |
Molly Malone (Lyric only)
Oldie for fair Molly |
Classics | 145 | |
| 424 |
The Boys From Old Trafford (Lyric only)
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC |
Vintage | 144 | |
| 425 |
Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only)
World Champions |
'avin a Go | 144 | Rate it |
| 426 |
Laugh At England (Lyric only)
Haaaaa Haaaaa |
'avin a Go | 143 | Rate it |
| 427 |
Da Silva (Lyric only)
Some Da Silva songs I have made up |
Made Up | 143 | Rate it |
| 428 |
Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only)
Lets rub it in!!! |
'avin a Go | 143 | |
| 429 |
North Stand, Give Us A Song (Lyric only)
The North Stand is the largest of any club ground ... |
Classics | 142 | Rate it |
| 430 |
Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Drowned out by Viva Ronaldo, and makes England look shite, ... |
Hall of Fame | 142 | Rate it |
| 431 |
Those Were The Days (Lyric only)
We are the Stretford End |
Vintage | 142 | |
| 432 |
We Are In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing in the final |
Made Up | 142 | Rate it |
| 433 |
In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Champions of Europe. |
Vintage | 141 | Rate it |
| 434 |
Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only)
Where is their history??? |
'avin a Go | 141 | |
| 435 |
Skip To My Lou Macari (Lyric only)
He half did a bit of Scousebusting... LEGEND |
Hall of Fame | 141 | Rate it |
| 436 |
Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only)
Manchester Is Red! |
'avin a Go | 140 | |
| 437 |
Marched The Town (Lyric only)
Derby Day Aggro |
'avin a Go | 140 | |
| 438 |
City Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Stoke |
'avin a Go | 140 | |
| 439 |
Blame It On Traore (Lyric only)
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed. |
Funny | 139 | Rate it |
| 440 |
Neville Neville (Lyric only)
He Hates Scousers! |
Hall of Fame | 139 | Rate it |
| 441 |
Georgie Best, You Are Our World. (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie |
Hall of Fame | 139 | Rate it |
| 442 |
Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only)
Cover up your blue scarves Berties! |
'avin a Go | 139 | Rate it |
| 443 |
Evra Is The Best Left Back (Lyric only)
To the tune of ultra-vox 'Vienna' |
Made Up | 139 | |
| 444 |
Those Twin Da Silva's (Lyric only)
This song is about the confusing but talented Da Silva ... |
Made Up | 139 | |
| 445 |
The Wonderkid (Lyric only)
To the tune of Oh Manchester Is Wonderful {to the ... |
Made Up | 139 | |
| 446 |
We All Agree (Lyric only)
Even City are better than England... |
Classics | 138 | Rate it |
| 447 |
He's An Argy, We Don't Care (Lyric only)
He might've been shit, but still a decent song! |
Hall of Fame | 138 | Rate it |
| 448 |
We Won the Football League again..... (Lyric only)
Another title winning classic chant for our friends City....... |
Classics | 137 | |
| 449 |
I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (Lyric only)
60's classic |
Vintage | 137 | Rate it |
| 450 |
Mourinho (Lyric only)
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season |
Funny | 137 | Rate it |
| 451 |
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside (Lyric only)
Old chant |
Vintage | 137 | |
| 452 |
Tribute To Gary Neville (Lyric only)
Gary Neville - 1 club man |
Made Up | 137 | |
| 453 |
Nine Times (Lyric only)
Sang to Liverpool |
Classics | 136 | Rate it |
| 454 |
Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only)
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused... |
'avin a Go | 136 | |
| 455 |
Simply The Best (Lyric only)
To be sung at all Utd's matches |
Made Up | 136 | Rate it |
| 456 |
United Going To Rome (Lyric only)
To the tune:: The scum are goin down,,etc |
Made Up | 136 | |
| 457 |
Crying On The Tele (Lyric only)
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 458 |
Loyal Through And Through (Lyric only)
United Faithfull |
Classics | 135 | |
| 459 |
Drunk And Disorderly (Lyric only)
We're going home with the Championship |
Classics | 134 | Rate it |
| 460 |
The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew ... |
Hall of Fame | 134 | |
| 461 |
One Man Down (Lyric only)
Classic for the 85 FA Cup Final Scousebusting of Everton |
Vintage | 134 | Rate it |
| 462 |
Carefree (Lyric only)
sung to the Chelsea ba****ds who's money buys them no ... |
Made Up | 134 | |
| 463 |
Follow,Follow,Follow (Lyric only)
sing this great song at the match ! |
Made Up | 134 | |
| 464 |
Ronaldo Scores (Lyric only)
in the tune of abba's fernando |
Hall of Fame | 133 | Rate it |
| 465 |
If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
Wear that bonnet lads!!! |
Classics | 133 | |
| 466 |
Who Are We (Lyric only)
The Ultimite Man U. Chant |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 467 |
Dimitar (Sung To Jesus Christ Superstar - Tune) (Lyric only)
New Chant for United Fans |
Made Up | 133 | Rate it |
| 468 |
Argie Chief (Lyric only)
Carlos Tevez is a f****n red |
Made Up | 133 | Rate it |
| 469 |
18 League Titles (Lyric only)
To be sung when we win the league again |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 470 |
Kiko Macheda (Tune Of Viva Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
For Macheda's goal against villa |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 471 |
Champions Of The World (Lyric only)
Champions of planet earth |
Made Up | 132 | Rate it |
| 472 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
City's Defence |
'avin a Go | 131 | |
| 473 |
From The Banks Of The River Irwell (Lyric only)
Proper version of the River Irwell |
Classics | 131 | |
| 474 |
Macheda Whoaa (Lyric only)
Another song for the legend |
Made Up | 131 | |
| 475 |
Contract in (Lyric only)
Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request |
'avin a Go | 130 | Rate it |
| 476 |
Rafas Rant (Lyric only)
We love your rants Rafa give us the boost we ... |
Made Up | 130 | |
| 477 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ... |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 478 |
Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ... |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 479 |
Jjb (Lyric only)
Manchester United winning the league at the jjb |
Classics | 129 | |
| 480 |
Coma United (Lyric only)
Just giving it a try, its an addition to another ... |
Made Up | 129 | Rate it |
| 481 |
Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
We all love Fergie |
Hall of Fame | 129 | Rate it |
| 482 |
Famous Man Utd Going To Italy (Lyric only)
09 classic |
Classics | 129 | Rate it |
| 483 |
Bring The Trophy Home! (Lyric only)
Off to Rome to the tune of Nemanja! |
Made Up | 129 | |
| 484 |
They Came To Old Trafford That October Night (Lyric only)
Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City |
Vintage | 128 | Rate it |
| 485 |
The Wearing Of The Red (Lyric only)
70's Classic |
Vintage | 128 | |
| 486 |
A Scottish Forward (Lyric only)
Another 60's classic for Denis the King |
Hall of Fame | 128 | Rate it |
| 487 |
Oldham (Wembley) '94 (Lyric only)
Made them wanna be Mancs look soft as shite! |
Vintage | 128 | |
| 488 |
Eusebio, I Say Kiddo (Lyric only)
Brian Kidd... Pure Legend |
Vintage | 128 | |
| 489 |
In Rome We Will Make It Four (Lyric only)
To be sing in the Champions Final |
Classics | 128 | |
| 490 |
Going To Rome... (Lyric only)
Heard at Arsenal [away] |
Classics | 128 | Rate it |
| 491 |
Bye, Bye, Mourhino (Lyric only)
See ya later special one. |
Vintage | 127 | |
| 492 |
Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only)
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ... |
'avin a Go | 127 | |
| 493 |
The King Denis Law (Lyric only)
Better than anyone i've ever seen... Denis Law |
Hall of Fame | 127 | |
| 494 |
Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
Old Stretford End Classic |
Classics | 127 | |
| 495 |
Mickey Phelan (Lyric only)
Now assisant! |
Hall of Fame | 127 | |
| 496 |
The Tevez Suite, Part 1 (Lyric only)
A catchy tune to be sung after a Tevez goal. |
Made Up | 127 | |
| 497 |
Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks to John Terry |
'avin a Go | 127 | |
| 498 |
The Best We Ever Had (Lyric only)
a rap song.. just thought about it, could be nice |
Made Up | 127 | Rate it |
| 499 |
Possebon The Man (Lyric only)
Possebon chant |
Made Up | 126 | Rate it |
| 500 |
We're The Red Army (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo |
Classics | 126 | Rate it |
| 501 |
Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
RED ARMY! |
Classics | 125 | Rate it |
| 502 |
The Rise And Fall Of Avram (Lyric only)
Poor Chelsea .... they came so close! |
Made Up | 125 | Rate it |
| 503 |
Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only)
haha |
'avin a Go | 124 | |
| 504 |
One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say. |
'avin a Go | 123 | |
| 505 |
Swing Low, Sweet Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Yet another for Coley |
Hall of Fame | 123 | Rate it |
| 506 |
Na Na Keano (Lyric only)
Captain Marvel |
Hall of Fame | 123 | |
| 507 |
Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
la la la la la |
Hall of Fame | 123 | |
| 508 |
Champs Song (Lyric only)
Sang at United game against Stoke |
'avin a Go | 123 | |
| 509 |
That Boy Macheda (Lyric only)
Yet another for Kiko |
Made Up | 123 | |
| 510 |
Italy (Lyric only)
To Be Sung to The Arsenal On Mar 16th |
Classics | 123 | |
| 511 |
Ob-La-Di, European Champions (Lyric only)
Another Euro classic, the chorus has taken off this season. |
Classics | 122 | Rate it |
| 512 |
Over And Over (Lyric only)
This 90's classic is still sung at Euro Aways |
Classics | 122 | Rate it |
| 513 |
Berby In Red (Lyric only)
Feel the wonder and beauty of the berby in red. |
Made Up | 122 | Rate it |
| 514 |
There They Go.... (Lyric only)
Anti scouser song (To the tune of "There she goes") |
Made Up | 122 | Rate it |
| 515 |
MUFC MUFC Come On Ole! (Lyric only)
MUFC wooo |
Classics | 122 | Rate it |
| 516 |
We Are Quiet? (Lyric only)
To the tune: No noise from the inbred boys...etc... |
Made Up | 122 | Rate it |
| 517 |
Let It Be (Lyric only)
Three league titles in a row, just can't be |
Vintage | 121 | Rate it |
| 518 |
9 times (Lyric only)
This one's for Mourinho |
Vintage | 121 | Rate it |
| 519 |
This Is Our Cup (Lyric only)
New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my ... |
Classics | 121 | Rate it |
| 520 |
Fletch!! (Lyric only)
Fletch Gordon, world beater! |
Made Up | 121 | Rate it |
| 521 |
United Will Win In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing until May 27th! |
Made Up | 121 | |
| 522 |
We're On The March With Fergie's Army. Remix... (Lyric only)
To be sung before May 27th |
Classics | 121 | Rate it |
| 523 |
Oh Come Let Us Adore Dim (Lyric only)
CHRISTMAS CHANT FOR BERBIE... |
Made Up | 120 | |
| 524 |
9 times (Lyric only)
Only Chelsea challenging |
Classics | 120 | Rate it |
| 525 |
His Name Is Rio! (Lyric only)
Tribute to the big man! |
Made Up | 120 | Rate it |
| 526 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Another song for our new superstar Macheda |
Made Up | 120 | Rate it |
| 527 |
Rio (Lyric only)
To the Duran Duran tune |
Made Up | 120 | |
| 528 |
Takin Over The Whole Of Roma Ole, Ole Ole (Lyric only)
This song will be sung in Rome on the 27th ... |
Classics | 120 | Rate it |
| 529 |
Willie Morgan On The Wing (Lyric only)
Bell? Lee?... ha!... Willie Morgan, Legend |
Hall of Fame | 119 | |
| 530 |
We've Been To Moscow (Lyric only)
Courtesy of the John Terry supporters club |
Classics | 119 | |
| 531 |
Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only)
Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 532 |
Moscow, Moscow, Moscow! (Lyric only)
Celebrating beatin the rent boys in Moscow |
Made Up | 119 | |
| 533 |
We'll Win It 4 Times (Lyric only)
To be sang until Rome |
Classics | 119 | Rate it |
| 534 |
We Won The World Club Championship (Lyric only)
Happy days |
Made Up | 118 | Rate it |
| 535 |
Another Double Win (Lyric only)
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96 |
Vintage | 118 | |
| 536 |
Were Gonna Win It 12 Times (Lyric only)
HA! My dad made this one up Liverpool need to ... |
Made Up | 118 | |
| 537 |
Kiko Macheda (Lyric only)
Another made up one for the legendary super sub Kiko ... |
Made Up | 118 | |
| 538 |
Rio Rio (Lyric only)
Rio - he's fast and strong |
Made Up | 118 | |
| 539 |
The Great Supporters (Lyric only)
Song to commemorate 1968 |
Vintage | 115 | Rate it |
| 540 |
2 Times (Lyric only)
Something England havent done |
Classics | 115 | Rate it |
| 541 |
Fergies High 5 (Lyric only)
Quintuple |
Made Up | 114 | |
| 542 |
They Call Him Kiko (Lyric only)
For The Wonder Kid Who Is Macheda (Sung To The ... |
Made Up | 113 | Rate it |
| 543 |
Cantwell Our Skipper (Lyric only)
Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain |
Hall of Fame | 113 | |
| 544 |
Roman's The Robbing B*stard (Lyric only)
A tale of christmas cheer, and Russian doom. |
Made Up | 113 | Rate it |
| 545 |
One All (Lyric only)
tune dedicated to utd's great night in moscow. |
Made Up | 112 | |
| 546 |
Sing Your Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
what every U-NI-TED fan does and should keep doing. (to ... |
Classics | 89 | Rate it |
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