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Viva Hernandez (Lyric only)
Sang it at Wembley

Javier Hernandez (Lyric only)
I got this chant going ...

Liverpool Knuckle Draggers (Lyric only)
Another for the scousers

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song)
Tevez song
'avin a Go 16,562
4.73529
2 He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
(Ed: Extended version added) Referring to the fact that Wayne ...
Hall of Fame 16,452
4.92854
3 Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest
Funny 13,704
4.93478
4 Ohhh Manchester!...
Manchester, Merseyside, Leeds, Kiddo, Council House, San Siro,
Anthems 10,720
4.94285
5 Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...
'avin a Go 10,340
5.0
6 32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable.
'avin a Go 8,929
4.90323
7 My Old Man
Not the brightest bloke in the world.
Classics 8,226
4.91998
8 United Road Take Me Home
To the place I belong. All time anthem (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 7,855
4.82501
9 Dimitar Berbatov - Official
New for Berba
Hall of Fame 7,471
3.78572
10 Who The F**k Are Man United
No serious fan should be without this all time great.
Classics 7,403
4.33332
11 Nemanja Vidic
Top hard man, say no more.
Hall of Fame 7,164
4.8125
12 UNI TED
Ed: Longer and improved version
Anthems 6,932
4.91428
13 You Scousers
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...
'avin a Go 6,651
5.0
14 Pride Of All Europe
Cock of the North (ED: Better and longer recording added))
Anthems 6,454
5.0
15 Viva Ronaldo (MP3 (large file!) Version)
This is 2 minutes (be patient when downloading) of Viva ...
Hall of Fame 6,089
4.91892
16 Kiko Macheda
One for the Italian front man
Hall of Fame 5,555
4.52941
17 Mourinho Are You Listening
We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks ...
Vintage 5,499
4.88889
18 The Red Flag
Classic, great ringtone
Anthems 5,490
4.90322
19 Ryan Giggs Running
The Welsh Wizard dancing down the wings.
Hall of Fame 5,399
4.77777
20 Wesley Brown
For our Wes! Recorded at Bishop's Blaize before the Bolton ...
Hall of Fame 5,197
4.9
21 Feed The Scousers
Funny and great
Funny 5,168
4.5
22 Anderson-Son-Son
A Song to Our Magician (Ed: Audio went missing somehow, ...
Hall of Fame 4,941
4.80647
23 This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ...
'avin a Go 4,644
4.88889
24 Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants
Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man.
'avin a Go 4,499
4.16667
25 Stretford Enders
Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal
'avin a Go 4,434
4.81818
26 That Boy Ronaldo
Magic 7
Hall of Fame 4,313
4.5
27 Paul Scholes
He scores goals galore.
Hall of Fame 4,119
4.61538
28 Who's That Man From Argentina?
Brilliant chant about Tevez, quality ringtone
Hall of Fame 4,103
4.66666
29 United Calypso
Sir Matt's still going strong to this day. (Ed: Better ...
Anthems 3,863
5.0
30 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He can't wait to get out of the place...
'avin a Go 3,840
3.33333
31 Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going.
'avin a Go 3,774
4.83333
32 Rooney, Rooney
Ed: longer version, great for ringtone
Hall of Fame 3,718
4.625
33 Que Sera Sera
Not necessarily an anthem, but becoming one these day's as ...
Anthems 3,620
4.55555
34 You Are My Solskjaer
The Viking Vs Shearer. Who was dearer? Or better?
Hall of Fame 3,519
5.0
35 Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...
Funny 3,418
4.28571
36 Red Faith Across The Ocean (Man Utd Brasil)
Music of Brazilian Supporters about Manchester United (ED: Youtube now ...
Classics 3,129
4.89189
37 Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
Hear a lot more at games these days!
Classics 3,094
5.0
38 Roy Keane Is Magic
Sung to the tune of My old man's a dustman.
Hall of Fame 3,014
5.0
39 We Love United
Forever and ever, an undying love.
Classics 2,924
4.84615
40 18 Times That's A Fact
Scousers are you listening
Classics 2,918
5.0
41 O'Shea, O'Shea
An ode to the great Irishman.
Hall of Fame 2,858
4.94737
42 City Reject
Not even good enough to play for that shambles
'avin a Go 2,772
5.0
43 Eric The King
Ooh ahh.
Hall of Fame 2,746
4.90909
44 We All Hate Leeds Scum
Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home!
'avin a Go 2,712
4.75
45 Get To Work You Lazy ...
Sung to either bindipping sides (Ed: That's Liverpool or Everton, ...
Funny 2,708
5.0
46 Ferguson's Red Army
More feared than the SAS!
Classics 2,704
4.875
47 Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Quality song for the Welsh Wizard (Ed: just found a ...
Hall of Fame 2,619
4.75
48 I See The Stretford End Arising
Sung to the tune of Blue Moon rising.
Classics 2,398
5.0
49 Does Ronaldo Know You're Here
Referring to Ronaldo's excellent way of ignoring the opposition!
Hall of Fame 2,390
4.07693
50 Ooh Aah Cantona
Recorded at West Ham
Hall of Fame 2,356
5.0
51 He'S Cracking Up - Rafa
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez
'avin a Go 2,342
5.0
52 Forever and Ever
Defending the faith.
Anthems 2,309
4.88889
53 United
Ed: Longer and improved version of all time classic
Classics 2,262
4.6923
54 Manchester Is Wonderful
The best city in the world.
Anthems 2,197
5.0
55 Gary Neville Is A Red
Means what is says on the tin, a legend
Hall of Fame 2,191
4.6
56 Championes
Championes
Classics 2,130
4.61538
57 Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ...
'avin a Go 2,127
5.0
58 We Shall Not Be Moved
Another timeless classic
Anthems 2,099
4.7
59 MUFC
Just letting 'em know who we are.
Classics 2,014
5.0
60 Hello, Hello We Are The Busby..
How much do we hate City? Ask the Busby boys! ...
Anthems 2,013
4.7
61 Jaap Stam
Classic for the giant Dutchman (Ed: Now have audio)
Hall of Fame 1,999
5.0
62 Georgie Best
Homage to United's 'Best' player.
Hall of Fame 1,926
4.66667
63 Matt Busby's Ace's
Ed: Improved version...Old chant's are the best. Still sung regularly.
Anthems 1,923
5.0
64 City Are Sh*t, That's A Fact
after we beatin the scums !!
'avin a Go 1,907
5.0
65 From the Banks of the River Irwell
Classic terrace song, from the tune of The Halls of ...
Classics 1,807
4.9
66 Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Going down
'avin a Go 1,757
4.75
67 Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet.
'avin a Go 1,749
4.91667
68 You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter
Anti Rafa chant
'avin a Go 1,739
5.0
69 You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for a ringtone
'avin a Go 1,719
5.0
70 Who Put The Ball In The Germans.
A timeless song re-living that great European win.
Hall of Fame 1,701
5.0
71 What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.
'avin a Go 1,686
4.0
72 Coma United Road
Sang at the home fans at away games
Classics 1,666
5.0
73 There's Only One Ronaldo
More adulation for the Portuguese man at war!
Hall of Fame 1,594
4.18182
74 Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching.
'avin a Go 1,547
5.0
75 Manchester La La La
One that was missing from the list
Classics 1,537
5.0
76 One Ball
No balls!
'avin a Go 1,537
4.0
77 United are going to Moscow
To Sing Until May 21st.
Anthems 1,493
4.90908
78 Fergie Sign Him Up
Song for our Carlos - now with audio
Hall of Fame 1,488
5.0
79 Ole Ole Ole Solskjaer.
How much do we love the great viking?
Hall of Fame 1,461
5.0
80 We're On The March With Fergie's Army
Again we're off to Wembley. Fergie\'s da man.
Classics 1,431
4.9
81 Andy Cole
He might've been a donkey, but what a donkey!
Hall of Fame 1,399
5.0
82 We're going on the pitch
Believe us! Good ringtone
Classics 1,381
5.0
83 You've Only Come To See United
Ed: Extended version. First bit of quality football they'll have ...
Classics 1,351
5.0
84 Manchester
The greatest city in England? You bet!
Anthems 1,312
5.0
85 Italy, Italy
Still an experience, next time
Classics 1,311
5.0
86 Champions Of England And Europe!
Heard at Liverpool away. (Ed: better audio added)
Classics 1,306
5.0
87 Argentina
Argentina > England
'avin a Go 1,254
4.2
88 Jingle Bells - United Win Away
song sang when we win away
Anthems 1,238 Rate it
89 United!
Different version of the simple but classic. Make\'s a brilliant ...
Classics 1,224
4.5
90 In Moscow We Made It 3
Heard loads against Chelsea, at the final and at Blackburn
Classics 1,181
5.0
91 Cheerio
to the opposition fans leaving the ground
'avin a Go 1,167
3.5
92 Alan Shearer
Took the Geordies down
'avin a Go 1,107
5.0
93 De De De De
Not really saying much, but sung by the reds
Classics 1,096
5.0
94 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...
'avin a Go 1,088
4.66667
95 We've Got Wesley Brown
Song for the rock at the back.
Hall of Fame 1,084
4.2
96 He's Won It 10 Times
Used to be 9 times :) The legend Ryan Giggs
Hall of Fame 1,069
4.5
97 Attack, Attack, Attack
One to get behind the boys when we're in need ...
Classics 1,068
4.42857
98 Red Army, Red Army
Another version of the same Man United song
Classics 1,054
5.0
99 The Riverside, Is Never Full
Another version of the classic, sung to Boro
Classics 1,044
5.0
100 Wembley
Yet again we're off to Wembley.
Classics 1,023
4.8
101 United Top Of The League
Top of of the league? That would be us then.
Anthems 1,000
5.0
102 World Champions Twice
Heard At Derby
Classics 988
5.0
103 Fergie Give Us A Wave
Give a wave grand master
Classics 957
5.0
104 Ferguson's Red Army- Clap
The classic with clapping
Classics 945
5.0
105 Alan Smith
Song for the blonde haired assasin.
Hall of Fame 944
4.2
106 Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...
'avin a Go 938
4.33334
107 Rio, Rio, Rio
Manchester United Chant for Rio Ferdinand
Hall of Fame 924
5.0
108 United Solo Start
Was it you? Nice to start a chant.
Anthems 899
4.9
109 Going Down Going Down
Always a good one to rub it in
'avin a Go 874
5.0
110 Louis Saha
Homage to the great man up front!
Hall of Fame 873
5.0
111 Brian Kidd
Part of the Leeds implosion, top man, still a red.
Hall of Fame 865
4.66667
112 That Boy Ronaldo
Let's all wind the rest of England up!
Funny 858
4.5
113 New Chant Hollow Hollow
Chelsea's success is f*cking hollow (ED: Audio added, thanks)
'avin a Go 857
5.0
114 Down by the Riverside
Thanks for the submission of lyrics
Classics 825
4.75
115 Sing Your Hearts Out For The Lads
what every U-NI-TED fan does and should keep doing. (to ...
Classics 787
4.0
116 Top Of The League Always
Man United - Top of the league - That must ...
'avin a Go 774
5.0
117 You Can Stick England
Another dig at all those winking haters!
Funny 771
3.85715
118 Portugal, Portugal
Another one for the great man's hecklers.
Funny 756
3.0
119 Argentina, Argentina!
Anti England fanchant for Gabriel Heinze. Good ringtone if you ...
Funny 744
3.4
120 He's Won It Ten Times!
Ode d'Giggsy
Hall of Fame 743
5.0
121 Down With The Shearer
Was sung at Boro 08/ 09
'avin a Go 723
5.0
122 We All Agree
One team better than England? That'll be United.
Funny 655
4.2
123 England Give Us A Song!
Having a go at opposition fans about Ronaldo
Funny 644
2.6
124 Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only)
Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ...
'avin a Go 3,271
5.0
125 New Chant Javier Hernandez (Lyric only)
I got this chant going at Wembley at the Community ...
Hall of Fame 1,702
3.33333
126 Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Happy memories
Hall of Fame 1,639
4.0
127 If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long
Funny 1,207
5.0
128 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank John terry
'avin a Go 1,114
4.90909
129 Glory Glory Man United (Lyric only)
The glory days are back.
Anthems 1,017
5.0
130 City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song!
Funny 971
5.0
131 Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ...
Made Up 959
3.66667
132 Don't Sell My Park (Lyric only)
Don't ever sell our beloved Korean winger. To the tune ...
Hall of Fame 863
4.33333
133 Nani Song (Lyric only)
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.
Funny 830
5.0
134 Tra La La We All Hate City (Lyric only)
Theres about 10 versions of this, this is the one ...
'avin a Go 823 Rate it
135 Ji-Sung Park (Lyric only)
Our boy from South Korea
Hall of Fame 821 Rate it
136 There's Only One Kimchi (Lyric only)
For the Pride of Asians Park Ji Sung! (Ed: See ...
Hall of Fame 807 Rate it
137 Fergie F'ed Him Off (Lyric only)
In reply to City fans when the sing Fergie sign ...
'avin a Go 713
1.0
138 Blue Moon Haha (Lyric only)
Taken The Mick Out If The Poor Scum (Ed: Man ...
'avin a Go 694
5.0
139 Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) (Lyric only)
Quality song, always lead by Boyley
Hall of Fame 685
3.0
140 New Chant Viva Hernandez (Lyric only)
Sang it at Wembley
Hall of Fame 639 Rate it
141 Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool
Made Up 607
5.0
142 This City Is Ours (Lyric only)
Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the ...
Funny 579
5.0
143 If I Die In The Kippax Street (Lyric only)
Rip on the Kippax. Carry me home to the Stretty
Vintage 566
5.0
144 Darren Fletcher (Lyric only)
Darren Fletcher, the GENIOUS
Hall of Fame 563
5.0
145 Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation (Lyric only)
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance
Vintage 548 Rate it
146 Always Look On The Blue Side For Sh*te (Lyric only)
our blue sh*tty neighbours
Funny 533
4.88
147 12 Days Of Cantona (Lyric only)
Fiiiiiiiiiiive caaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hall of Fame 529
5.0
148 Michael Owen Is A Manc (Lyric only)
To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic"
Hall of Fame 515
5.0
149 We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
glazer out
Funny 500
5.0
150 Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia
Made Up 499
5.0
151 Who's That Jumping Off The Pier ? (Lyric only)
a song about Stevie G and Liverpool
Made Up 499
5.0
152 JT Cheats (Lyric only)
Lyrics only, funny chant about JT cheating on his mrs. ...
'avin a Go 491
5.0
153 In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much...
Funny 482
5.0
154 There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only)
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true
'avin a Go 475
5.0
155 We're Manchester United (Lyric only)
Another old Classic, with added new bits
Vintage 470 Rate it
156 Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan!
Made Up 464
2.33333
157 O Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ...
'avin a Go 458 Rate it
158 Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only)
Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match
'avin a Go 450
5.0
159 This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ...
Made Up 441 Rate it
160 The Megastore Is Magic (Lyric only)
To My Old Man's A Dustman
Funny 413
5.0
161 John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T
Made Up 409 Rate it
162 Score Me A Goal Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Diego... What a scousebusting legend...
Hall of Fame 405
5.0
163 The Glazer Family (Lyric only)
Adapted from the Burnley family
'avin a Go 400
5.0
164 They Haven't Won A Thing In 34 (Lyric only)
Lyrics only, 34 years....
'avin a Go 388
5.0
165 We Hate Man City (Lyric only)
Basically it's telling the truth
'avin a Go 387 Rate it
166 Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!!
Made Up 383
5.0
167 He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only)
Liverpool used to love this chant.
'avin a Go 381 Rate it
168 We Hate England (Lyric only)
Not English... MANC
Classics 381
5.0
169 New Chant Liverpool Knuckle Draggers (Lyric only)
Another for the scousers
'avin a Go 381
4.66667
170 Gerrard Song (Lyric only)
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield
Funny 380
3.33333
171 Rafael Da Silva (Lyric only)
New song for Rafael
Hall of Fame 379
5.0
172 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
And his attributes
Funny 378
3.5
173 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov
Made Up 377
5.0
174 Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut
Funny 374
5.0
175 The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...
Funny 373
5.0
176 Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only)
They stopped singing that one didn't they...
'avin a Go 372 Rate it
177 40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes!
Funny 364
5.0
178 Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester (Lyric only)
Another old classic from years gone by
Vintage 358
4.0
179 Tesco (Lyric only)
Funny chant for the scouser
'avin a Go 358
5.0
180 Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit
Funny 357
5.0
181 Tra La Laa We All Hate City (Up To Date Version) (Lyric only)
More up to date verison
Made Up 357 Rate it
182 You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only)
Man Utd version of Scouse anthem, You'll never walk alone
'avin a Go 355 Rate it
183 Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO
Made Up 340 Rate it
184 Doin' Glazers Mum (Lyric only)
For Glazers Mum (Ed: Nearly didn't put this one live ...
'avin a Go 340 Rate it
185 Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard
Made Up 339
4.33333
186 Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant
Made Up 339
4.33333
187 The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ...
Funny 338 Rate it
188 If You Know Your History (Lyric only)
Good old 'Red Army days' classic
Classics 337
1.0
189 Steve Gerard (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ...
'avin a Go 327 Rate it
190 Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING
Made Up 324
4.75
191 Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic
Made Up 321
4.0
192 He Made The Scousers Cry (Lyric only)
Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03
Hall of Fame 318
1.0
193 From The Dark Snows Of Munich (Lyric only)
Another quality song for Munich
Anthems 318
5.0
194 Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant
Made Up 318
5.0
195 Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only)
Steve Gerrard 2
'avin a Go 313
5.0
196 Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) (Lyric only)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ...
Funny 313 Rate it
197 Rafa Where Ever You May Be... (Lyric only)
Aimed at all the cocky scousers out there!
Made Up 313
5.0
198 The Reds Will Never Die (Lyric only)
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ...
Vintage 309
5.0
199 New Chant Ancelotti Are Ya Listenin' (Lyric only)
We have the Premiership back next year
Made Up 309 Rate it
200 I Am A Mancunian (Lyric only)
Self deprecating, funny and true
Vintage 308 Rate it
201 Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
Glory, glory, Carlos Tevez
Hall of Fame 303
5.0
202 Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Goal-scoring machine
Hall of Fame 302 Rate it
203 Viva Antonio (Lyric only)
Chant for Antonio Valencia
Hall of Fame 297
5.0
204 You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
Lazy b*stard dolites
'avin a Go 294
5.0
205 You're A Scouser. (Lyric only)
The life of a scouser...
'avin a Go 293
5.0
206 If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
If You Want To Go To Heaven When You Die
Classics 292
5.0
207 Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez's move from Utd to City
'avin a Go 292
4.0
208 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa
Made Up 291
5.0
209 Tra La Laaa Its Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
Evra's a legend! Here's his song!
Made Up 285
5.0
210 Ruud Van Nistelrooy (Lyric only)
Same tune as Coma United Road
Hall of Fame 277
4.0
211 Edwin Van Der Sar (Lyric only)
To our top stopper
Hall of Fame 273 Rate it
212 Til I Die (Lyric only)
Man U til I die!
Vintage 269 Rate it
213 The Vidic Family (Lyric only)
Not really sung anymore, but a class song for Nemanja ...
Hall of Fame 266
5.0
214 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
New song heard on the Strettford End.
Hall of Fame 262
5.0
215 Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!
Funny 262 Rate it
216 Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer
Made Up 262
5.0
217 Im A Stretford Ender Im A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Stretford Enders
Anthems 258
5.0
218 Nani Of Mufc (Lyric only)
Another boy wonder from Portugal
Hall of Fame 257
5.0
219 Hawaii 5-0 (The Slaughter Of Man City) (Lyric only)
Memorable battering of City, home and Away
Vintage 256 Rate it
220 99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ...
Funny 255
5.0
221 Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric only)
to City fans when we knock em out to reach ...
Funny 255
5.0
222 The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins
Made Up 250
5.0
223 Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only)
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ...
'avin a Go 248
4.5
224 His Name Is Rio (Lyric only)
Rio deserves this one
Hall of Fame 248 Rate it
225 Rafael And Fabio's Song (Lyric only)
Just a song of appreciation for the Da Silva twins ...
Made Up 248
5.0
226 Poem To Non-United Fans Ha (Lyric only)
Its a poem that slags off Leeds, City and Liverpool
Made Up 248 Rate it
227 The Flowers Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality song for Munich's dead
Anthems 244 Rate it
228 United We Love You (Lyric only)
Everyone sings it... but we have our own version!
Classics 243 Rate it
229 Juan Veron (Lyric only)
Still sung on train, coach journeys nowadays... Good sing-a-long
Hall of Fame 240 Rate it
230 Leeds Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Just in case its needed
'avin a Go 238
5.0
231 New Chant And 1 From Scholes (Lyric only)
United beat Milan at the San Siro feb 2009
Made Up 237 Rate it
232 £1, You Only Charge £1 (Lyric only)
About the scumbags down the road, can only fill a ...
Funny 236 Rate it
233 Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
Nemanja vidic
Hall of Fame 233 Rate it
234 He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only)
Saddos from Liverpool.
'avin a Go 228 Rate it
235 Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool (Lyric only)
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite
Vintage 226
5.0
236 Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera
Made Up 226 Rate it
237 Justice For Heysel (Lyric only)
Never Justice for Heysel is it?
'avin a Go 225
5.0
238 Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only)
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...
'avin a Go 223
3.0
239 50 Years Ago (Lyric only)
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February
Vintage 222
5.0
240 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank him for all his has done for us! ...
'avin a Go 221
5.0
241 Tribute To El Nino (Lyric only)
Torres goal machine
Made Up 220
1.0
242 Oh... When The Reds Go Marchin In (Lyric only)
this chant is so ......
Anthems 220
5.0
243 If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only)
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ...
'avin a Go 218 Rate it
244 Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only)
Piss take for Chavski
'avin a Go 213 Rate it
245 Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ...
Funny 210 Rate it
246 Rossobianchi (Lyric only)
Newish song for the Reds
Anthems 210
5.0
247 We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only)
who do we hate-scousres
'avin a Go 210
5.0
248 Thursday Night (Lyric only)
sang to the scousers after their chanpions league exit
'avin a Go 209 Rate it
249 It Was On A Famous Saturday (Lyric only)
An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to ...
Anthems 204 Rate it
250 Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
Kill the bastards!
'avin a Go 204
5.0
251 A Plaque At Man United (Lyric only)
Another song for the Babes
Anthems 201
5.0
252 Oh We Hate Bill Shankly (Lyric only)
Another Scousbusting classic
Vintage 200
5.0
253 Who Do You Think You Are Kidding (Lyric only)
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.
Funny 199
5.0
254 There's A Tavern (Lyric only)
Oldie for Dalglish
'avin a Go 196
5.0
255 Follow, Follow (Rome) (Lyric only)
Moscos... then Rome
Classics 195 Rate it
256 We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
Everyone's invited!
'avin a Go 194
5.0
257 First Title Of UEFA (1958) (Lyric only)
51 years ago....
Classics 194
5.0
258 Don't Go To Man City (Lyric only)
Funny song
Funny 193
5.0
259 Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax
'avin a Go 190
5.0
260 33 Years (Lyric only)
amazing!
'avin a Go 190
5.0
261 Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
A funny song for the maneater himself.
Funny 189
5.0
262 I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only)
Heard lots in stretty upper!
'avin a Go 189 Rate it
263 Mourinho Are You Listening (Lyric only)
chant about Mourinho's dog
Funny 188 Rate it
264 Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Fight against the Fat Yank
'avin a Go 188 Rate it
265 Ji Sung Parklife (Lyric only)
Celebrate the life of park.
Made Up 188
5.0
266 10 Pence (Lyric only)
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...
Funny 187
5.0
267 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
Moscow's Loser !
'avin a Go 186
5.0
268 He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only)
Oopsy daisy Patrick!
'avin a Go 186 Rate it
269 That Boy Ronaldo (New Version) (Lyric only)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash
Funny 185
5.0
270 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ...
Made Up 185
4.33333
271 F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only)
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!
'avin a Go 184 Rate it
272 We'll Help Our Own Self (Lyric only)
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling ...
Funny 183 Rate it
273 Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only)
What's your price Gav'na?!
'avin a Go 182
5.0
274 Michael Carrick Is A Red (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: See Pete Boyle singing it in Youtube)
Hall of Fame 182
5.0
275 City Are So Massive (Lyric only)
Sung in bars when playing in europe.
Funny 181
3.66667
276 Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Sung loads after the win over City!
Anthems 181 Rate it
277 City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...
Funny 179
5.0
278 6th February 1958 (Lyric only)
Very touching song for the Babes
Anthems 177
5.0
279 Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only)
Sung to ALL our rivals...
'avin a Go 176
5.0
280 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (Lyric only)
60's classic
Vintage 175 Rate it
281 Tip-Toe Through The Kippax (Lyric only)
Classic rip on the MASSIVE Kippax
Classics 175 Rate it
282 Forever Blowing Doubles - The Ballad Of Chelsea (Lyric only)
Song for the blues!
Made Up 175 Rate it
283 Manchester United The Greatest Of All (Lyric only)
Quality song from the 60's
Vintage 174
5.0
284 Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison
Made Up 174
5.0
285 Gerry Daly (Lyric only)
Classic for the little fella
Hall of Fame 173 Rate it
286 United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song
Funny 172
5.0
287 Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City
Funny 171
5.0
288 Mambo United (Lyric only)
Funny but brill.
Made Up 170
5.0
289 Matchtalk Cats And Dogs (Lyric only)
Classic for the 70's Red Army days
Vintage 170
5.0
290 Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap
Made Up 170
5.0
291 If The Reds Should Play (Lyric only)
Sung frequently at Euro aways
Classics 169
1.0
292 Who's That Team We Call United? (Lyric only)
Classic
Classics 168
5.0
293 Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only)
The soft t*ats could never scrap...
'avin a Go 167 Rate it
294 We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only)
to all the city fans around the world! this is ...
'avin a Go 166
3.0
295 You Put Your Transfer In (Lyric only)
You do the Cristiano and change your mind
Made Up 166
5.0
296 Neville Neville (Lyric only)
He Hates Scousers!
Hall of Fame 165 Rate it
297 The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds...
Funny 165 Rate it
298 Skip To My Lou Macari (Lyric only)
He half did a bit of Scousebusting... LEGEND
Hall of Fame 164 Rate it
299 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky!
Funny 163
5.0
300 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
For the new boy
Hall of Fame 161
5.0
301 Italy (Lyric only)
To Be Sung to The Arsenal On Mar 16th
Classics 161
5.0
302 Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only)
Cheers me up anyway.
'avin a Go 158
5.0
303 Tell Me Ma (Lyric only)
(Sung in '83 and '94 after losing the League Cup)
Vintage 158
5.0
304 Evra Song (Lyric only)
A song I wrote for Patrice Evra, a man with ...
Made Up 158
5.0
305 F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only)
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards...
'avin a Go 157 Rate it
306 Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
la la la la la
Hall of Fame 157
5.0
307 Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? (Lyric only)
a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over ...
'avin a Go 157
5.0
308 Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only)
Good chant For a team that will never win the ...
'avin a Go 156
5.0
309 Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool
Funny 155 Rate it
310 I'm A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Stretty lads
Vintage 154
5.0
311 Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt
Funny 154
5.0
312 Dimi Berbatov (Lyric only)
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait
Funny 154
5.0
313 Eusebio, I Say Kiddo (Lyric only)
Brian Kidd... Pure Legend
Vintage 153
5.0
314 The Boys That Play In Red And White (Lyric only)
Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though
Anthems 153
5.0
315 Sign on Mourinho (Lyric only)
Reminding Jose to join the dole queue, after his chelsea ...
Vintage 152 Rate it
316 Son Of A Fisherman From Aberdeen (Lyric only)
Classic for the first King, Denis Law
Hall of Fame 152 Rate it
317 We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only)
What a waste... they don't even sell out!
'avin a Go 151
5.0
318 In The Dark Streets Of Belfast (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer
Anthems 151 Rate it
319 We All Agree (Lyric only)
Even City are better than England...
Classics 150 Rate it
320 Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Drowned out by Viva Ronaldo, and makes England look shite, ...
Hall of Fame 150 Rate it
321 Oldham (Wembley) '94 (Lyric only)
Made them wanna be Mancs look soft as shite!
Vintage 149
5.0
322 Posse-Possebon (Lyric only)
First heard away at Pompey
Classics 148
5.0
323 The City Family (Lyric only)
Funny City chant
Vintage 148
5.0
324 Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only)
England... LAUGHABLE
'avin a Go 148 Rate it
325 We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La
Funny 148
5.0
326 His Name Was Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
Nobody dared mess with with this fella!
Hall of Fame 148 Rate it
327 Lazer Blue (Lyric only)
sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube)
'avin a Go 148
3.0
328 Willie Morgan On The Wing (Lyric only)
Bell? Lee?... ha!... Willie Morgan, Legend
Hall of Fame 147
3.66667
329 I Would Walk 500 Miles... (Lyric only)
can be sung against almost any team if you just ...
Vintage 145 Rate it
330 Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum
Funny 145
5.0
331 Wembley '76 (Lyric only)
Classic Cup Final song in 76
Vintage 145 Rate it
332 John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T
Made Up 145 Rate it
333 Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only)
remixed a classic lol
'avin a Go 145
3.0
334 3 In A Row (Lyric only)
Scholesy for 3 in a row
Anthems 144
4.2
335 Champions Of Europe (Lyric only)
CHAMPIONS!
Anthems 144
2.5
336 They Said Liverpool Would Win The Treble (Lyric only)
We did em both
Vintage 144 Rate it
337 Welbeck (Lyric only)
About are boy Danny Welbeck (Ed: I'm assuming this chant ...
Made Up 144 Rate it
338 City Goin Down (Lyric only)
we hate city
'avin a Go 143
4.5
339 Bye, Bye, Mourhino (Lyric only)
See ya later special one.
Vintage 142
5.0
340 Viva Da Silva's (Lyric only)
I made that up so if you guys read this, ...
Hall of Fame 142
5.0
341 Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only)
'avin a dig at the blue scum
'avin a Go 141 Rate it
342 Drunk And Disorderly (Lyric only)
We're going home with the Championship
Classics 140 Rate it
343 Dong, Dong (Lyric only)
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...
Funny 140
5.0
344 We Are The Devils (To The Tune Of 'You Are My Solskjaer') (Lyric only)
The Red Devils!
Classics 140
5.0
345 I Was Born In The Stretford End (Lyric only)
Still sung in Salford pubs after matches
Vintage 140
5.0
346 Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot...
Funny 139 Rate it
347 Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only)
Doesn't take much to turn a blue...
'avin a Go 139 Rate it
348 Did You Know Duncan Edwards? (Lyric only)
Absolute classic from years gone by
Vintage 139 Rate it
349 Fergie's The Special One (Lyric only)
Mourinho ain't got nothing on Fergie!
Hall of Fame 138 Rate it
350 Simply The Best (Lyric only)
To be sung at all Utd's matches
Made Up 137 Rate it
351 Stretford End Picnic (Lyric only)
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.
Funny 136
5.0
352 Molly Malone (Lyric only)
Oldie for fair Molly
Classics 136
5.0
353 Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys...
Funny 136
4.0
354 5 Times (Lyric only)
A dis of liverpools song 5 Times
'avin a Go 135 Rate it
355 We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
Gave them b*stards the run around
Vintage 135 Rate it
356 Berbatov - Superstar (Lyric only)
A tune for United's Number 9, Dimitar Berbatov
Made Up 135
4.8
357 Winning All Over The World (Lyric only)
A song for the only team thats wins on every ...
Classics 135
5.0
358 Cantona, Cantona, he is now a red (Lyric only)
Great song. SUng to the tune of the song Robin ...
Hall of Fame 134 Rate it
359 If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only)
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses
'avin a Go 134
5.0
360 Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only)
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ...
'avin a Go 134
5.0
361 Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side
Funny 133
5.0
362 Jose's Dog (Lyric only)
Where is it?
Funny 132 Rate it
363 That Boy Giggsy (Lyric only)
Sung to the legend after he won 9
Hall of Fame 132 Rate it
364 North Stand, Give Us A Song (Lyric only)
The North Stand is the largest of any club ground ...
Classics 132 Rate it
365 Your Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sing to Leeds and Liverpool.....
Made Up 132 Rate it
366 The King Denis Law (Lyric only)
Better than anyone i've ever seen... Denis Law
Hall of Fame 131
5.0
367 We Are Mad (Lyric only)
70s classic
Vintage 131
5.0
368 Stevie G And The Dj (Lyric only)
Another version of do the Steven Gerrard
Made Up 131
3.0
369 This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ...
Funny 130
5.0
370 Bitter Blue World (Lyric only)
nobody knows there name
'avin a Go 130
5.0
371 Are U France In Disguise? (Lyric only)
To be sung to arsenal
Made Up 130 Rate it
372 Follow Three In A Row (Lyric only)
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield
Funny 129
5.0
373 He's An Argy, We Don't Care (Lyric only)
He might've been shit, but still a decent song!
Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
374 The Boys From Old Trafford (Lyric only)
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC
Vintage 129
5.0
375 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
The Stretford End was shite all over the Kop in ...
Vintage 129
5.0
376 Every Single One Of Us Loves Alex Ferguson (Lyric only)
We all love Fergie
Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
377 From The Banks Of The River Irwell (Lyric only)
Proper version of the River Irwell
Classics 128
5.0
378 Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only)
Chant following the sacking of Scolari
'avin a Go 128
5.0
379 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
new hero, new version
Anthems 128
4.2
380 Let It Be (Lyric only)
Three league titles in a row, just can't be
Vintage 127 Rate it
381 Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside (Lyric only)
Old chant
Vintage 127
5.0
382 Cheer Up Benitez (Lyric only)
variation of a classic
Made Up 127
5.0
383 It Was A Sunny Day (Lyric only)
Commemorating the stuffing of Liverpool in the Fa Cup final
Vintage 126 Rate it
384 Dimitar (Sung To Jesus Christ Superstar - Tune) (Lyric only)
New Chant for United Fans
Made Up 126 Rate it
385 Uniteds Number 9 (Lyric only)
Another song for Dimitar
Made Up 124
4.0
386 We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will make it 4 European Championships in May, and ...
Made Up 123
5.0
387 Ronaldo (Lyric only)
A song who just popped up in mye head after ...
Made Up 122
5.0
388 Sad Rafa (Lyric only)
Song about Rafa's jealousy
Made Up 122
5.0
389 Champions Of England! (Lyric only)
champions of england!!!!!!!!!!!
Anthems 122 Rate it
390 Dodgy Ruski (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski.
Funny 121
5.0
391 If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
Wear that bonnet lads!!!
Classics 120
5.0
392 What That Coming Over Is It Nemanja (Lyric only)
A few versions of this one around.
Hall of Fame 119
5.0
393 We Won The World Club Championship (Lyric only)
Happy days
Made Up 119 Rate it
394 Takin Over The Whole Of Roma Ole, Ole Ole (Lyric only)
This song will be sung in Rome on the 27th ...
Classics 119 Rate it
395 Oh Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Another for the goal-socring sumpremo
Hall of Fame 118 Rate it
396 F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only)
One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ...
'avin a Go 118
3.66667
397 On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only)
Sheep pesterers
'avin a Go 117 Rate it
398 We Are United's Boys (Lyric only)
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road
Vintage 117 Rate it
399 Trophyless In Merseyside (Lyric only)
No trophy again in Liverpool
Made Up 117
5.0
400 This Is Our Cup (Lyric only)
New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my ...
Classics 116 Rate it
401 Carrick Chant (Lyric only)
Midfield Genius's
Hall of Fame 116
4.0
402 Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only)
avin a go at the fat spanish waiter
'avin a Go 116
5.0
403 Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only)
Always makes opposition fans shut up
'avin a Go 115 Rate it
404 Evra Step You Take (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Ever Breath You Take' by Sting
Made Up 115
4.5
405 Kiko (Lyric only)
Macheda....Just a start
Made Up 115 Rate it
406 She Wore... (Lyric only)
Wembley, here we come...
Classics 114 Rate it
407 United, United..... (Lyric only)
Anti liverpool song
'avin a Go 114
4.0
408 Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only)
World Champions
'avin a Go 113 Rate it
409 F**K Off City! (Lyric only)
You can never hate city enough!
'avin a Go 112
5.0
410 Manchester United Have Won The F*cking Lot (Lyric only)
Another Classic from the Treble season
Vintage 112 Rate it
411 City Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Stoke
'avin a Go 111
5.0
412 Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only)
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez
'avin a Go 111
4.0
413 Why United (Lyric only)
Made up to the tune of Tom Jones Delilah
Made Up 109 Rate it
414 If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only)
hate the boys from stockport
'avin a Go 109 Rate it
415 Stretford Enders (Old Alternate) (Lyric only)
All 3 of em... pur filth...
Vintage 108 Rate it
416 Jingle Bells (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
Scousebusting classic
Vintage 107 Rate it
417 Jjb (Lyric only)
Manchester United winning the league at the jjb
Classics 107
5.0
418 The Chelsea 1-1 Song (Lyric only)
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge
Funny 107
5.0
419 Rafa'S F@@King Crazy (To The Tune Of Keanos Flippin Magic (Lyric only)
Rants don't win you Premierships
Made Up 107
5.0
420 18 League Titles (Lyric only)
To be sung when we win the league again
Made Up 107
5.0
421 We Won the Football League again..... (Lyric only)
Another title winning classic chant for our friends City.......
Classics 106
5.0
422 On To Victory (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's
Vintage 106 Rate it
423 If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Sung to the jobless scousers
Funny 106
1.0
424 Bluemoon (Lyric only)
33 years fuck all!
'avin a Go 106
5.0
425 Are You Crying? (Lyric only)
Champions again!!!!
'avin a Go 106 Rate it
426 Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only)
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!
'avin a Go 105 Rate it
427 Crying On The Tele (Lyric only)
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final
'avin a Go 105 Rate it
428 Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only)
For the Leeds Scum
'avin a Go 105
5.0
429 We Don't Carry Razors (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's
Vintage 105 Rate it
430 Forever And A Day (Lyric only)
European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation
Vintage 105 Rate it
431 Tribute To Gary Neville (Lyric only)
Gary Neville - 1 club man
Made Up 105
2.0
432 Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) (Lyric only)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...
Funny 104 Rate it
433 We're On The March With Fergie's Army. Remix... (Lyric only)
To be sung before May 27th
Classics 104 Rate it
434 A Scottish Forward (Lyric only)
Another 60's classic for Denis the King
Hall of Fame 103 Rate it
435 Scholes And Carrick (Lyric only)
Heard on bus from Birmingham against Chelsea
Made Up 103 Rate it
436 Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only)
Having a go at the scouse
'avin a Go 103
5.0
437 The Reds Are On Fire (Lyric only)
A new United anthem
Made Up 102
5.0
438 Dimitir Berbatov-Number 9 (Lyric only)
To the tune of - City Going Down With A ...
Made Up 102
5.0
439 Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong
Funny 101
5.0
440 Another Double Win (Lyric only)
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96
Vintage 101
5.0
441 It Was In The Kop (Lyric only)
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch
Vintage 101
5.0
442 Mourinho (Lyric only)
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season
Funny 101 Rate it
443 Chelsea Won It No Times (Lyric only)
Slagging Chelseas history
Made Up 101 Rate it
444 He's Red He's White (Lyric only)
Clever man that Cantona
Hall of Fame 100
5.0
445 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
S**t on the neighbours
'avin a Go 99
3.0
446 Blue flag Up Your A**e (Lyric only)
To the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know ...
Classics 99
5.0
447 Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only)
Elland Road (ASDA carpark)
'avin a Go 99 Rate it
448 You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs...
'avin a Go 99
4.5
449 Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only)
Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro
'avin a Go 99 Rate it
450 Anti Rafa (Lyric only)
To pi** of the fat spanish waiter.
'avin a Go 99
5.0
451 Bitter Blues (Lyric only)
Our jealous neighbours
'avin a Go 98 Rate it
452 Laugh At England (Lyric only)
Haaaaa Haaaaa
'avin a Go 98 Rate it
453 The Tevez Suite, Part 1 (Lyric only)
A catchy tune to be sung after a Tevez goal.
Made Up 98
4.0
454 Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks to John Terry
'avin a Go 98
5.0
455 Bring The Trophy Home! (Lyric only)
Off to Rome to the tune of Nemanja!
Made Up 98
5.0
456 Over And Over (Lyric only)
This 90's classic is still sung at Euro Aways
Classics 97 Rate it
457 Paid for their homes (Lyric only)
A song for the council house fans. City what a ...
Classics 96
5.0
458 Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year
Funny 96
5.0
459 Moscow, Moscow, Moscow! (Lyric only)
Celebrating beatin the rent boys in Moscow
Made Up 96
5.0
460 Mourinho Are You Watching... (Lyric only)
A great follow up to Mourinho are you listening...
Vintage 95 Rate it
461 Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ...
'avin a Go 95 Rate it
462 In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Champions of Europe.
Vintage 95 Rate it
463 The Rise And Fall Of Avram (Lyric only)
Poor Chelsea .... they came so close!
Made Up 95 Rate it
464 Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only)
haha
'avin a Go 94
3.66667
465 Nine Times (Lyric only)
Sang to Liverpool
Classics 94 Rate it
466 United (Lyric only)
United - best in world
Classics 94
4.5
467 Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!
'avin a Go 94 Rate it
468 Roman's The Robbing B*stard (Lyric only)
A tale of christmas cheer, and Russian doom.
Made Up 94 Rate it
469 Grand Old Team (Lyric only)
A grand old team indeed.
Anthems 93 Rate it
470 Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) (Lyric only)
Simple one for Dimi
Hall of Fame 93
3.4
471 Fergies High 5 (Lyric only)
Quintuple
Made Up 93
5.0
472 Contract in (Lyric only)
Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request
'avin a Go 92 Rate it
473 Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow (Lyric only)
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...
Funny 92
5.0
474 Georgie Best, You Are Our World. (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie
Hall of Fame 92 Rate it
475 Hello Johnny Carey (Lyric only)
Classic for the Irish lad
Hall of Fame 92 Rate it
476 Swing Low, Sweet Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Yet another for Coley
Hall of Fame 92 Rate it
477 Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
RED ARMY!
Classics 92 Rate it
478 Mickey Phelan (Lyric only)
Now assisant!
Hall of Fame 92
5.0
479 We Are Manchester (Lyric only)
Republik of Mancunia
'avin a Go 92
5.0
480 A Night In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks John
Made Up 92 Rate it
481 Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only)
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused...
'avin a Go 91
5.0
482 Kick 'Em All (Lyric only)
Boot the bast*rds!
Classics 91 Rate it
483 Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Cheerio Woolybacks!
'avin a Go 91 Rate it
484 The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew ...
Hall of Fame 91
5.0
485 Slipped On His Arse (Lyric only)
Tune of that boy Ronaldo
Made Up 90 Rate it
486 New Morinho Song (Lyric only)
Too be sung at both matches against Inter Milan (08/ ...
Made Up 90
3.33333
487 We Shall Not Sit Down. (Lyric only)
Great song !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Classics 90
5.0
488 500 miles (Lyric only)
Different words to the Proclaimers song 500 miles.
Classics 89 Rate it
489 Those Were The Days (Lyric only)
We are the Stretford End
Vintage 89
5.0
490 Gerrards Bard (Lyric only)
Ripping gerrard
Made Up 89
5.0
491 Ooh Ah Mecheda (Lyric only)
The new Cantona
Made Up 89 Rate it
492 Kiko Macheda (Tune Of Viva Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
For Macheda's goal against villa
Made Up 89
5.0
493 We Are Quiet? (Lyric only)
To the tune: No noise from the inbred boys...etc...
Made Up 89 Rate it
494 The Great Supporters (Lyric only)
Song to commemorate 1968
Vintage 88 Rate it
495 One Man Down (Lyric only)
Classic for the 85 FA Cup Final Scousebusting of Everton
Vintage 88 Rate it
496 Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ...
'avin a Go 88
5.0
497 Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only)
Lets rub it in!!!
'avin a Go 88
5.0
498 Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only)
Sung At West Ham
'avin a Go 88 Rate it
499 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
The proper Blue Moon
'avin a Go 88
3.0
500 Ronaldo Scores (Lyric only)
in the tune of abba's fernando
Hall of Fame 87 Rate it
501 We Got Him (Lyric only)
Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years
'avin a Go 87
5.0
502 A Part Of London (Lyric only)
Great song, sung a bit these days!
'avin a Go 87
3.0
503 Oh Come Let Us Adore Dim (Lyric only)
CHRISTMAS CHANT FOR BERBIE...
Made Up 86
4.0
504 We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only)
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds
'avin a Go 86
5.0
505 Cantwell Our Skipper (Lyric only)
Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain
Hall of Fame 86
5.0
506 Da Silva (Lyric only)
Some Da Silva songs I have made up
Made Up 86 Rate it
507 He Told City To F**K Off (Lyric only)
its about berbatov
Made Up 86 Rate it
508 The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only)
A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool
'avin a Go 86
5.0
509 Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
City's Defence
'avin a Go 85
2.0
510 Ronaldo Song (Lyric only)
Well good look !
Made Up 85
4.0
511 Carefree (Lyric only)
sung to the Chelsea ba****ds who's money buys them no ...
Made Up 85
5.0
512 City's Gunna Die (Lyric only)
always true
'avin a Go 84 Rate it
513 We Adore! (Lyric only)
good song
Anthems 84
2.0
514 They Came To Old Trafford That October Night (Lyric only)
Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City
Vintage 84 Rate it
515 Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ...
'avin a Go 83 Rate it
516 We Are 17 Going On 18 (Lyric only)
This song is sung to the tune of “I am ...
Made Up 83
5.0
517 Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only)
Cover up your blue scarves Berties!
'avin a Go 83 Rate it
518 Possebon The Man (Lyric only)
Possebon chant
Made Up 83 Rate it
519 Rio Rio (Lyric only)
Rio - he's fast and strong
Made Up 83
5.0
520 Viva Namanja (Lyric only)
My new song after 6 pints.
Made Up 83 Rate it
521 He Is Ronaldo, Fergie'S Wonderboy! (Lyric only)
Song about Ronaldo's talent!!
Made Up 83 Rate it
522 Blame It On Traore (Lyric only)
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.
Funny 82 Rate it
523 Follow (Lyric only)
Follow United against chelsea
Vintage 81 Rate it
524 Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only)
Manchester Is Red!
'avin a Go 81
5.0
525 MUFC MUFC Come On Ole! (Lyric only)
MUFC wooo
Classics 81 Rate it
526 Follow,Follow,Follow (Lyric only)
sing this great song at the match !
Made Up 81
5.0
527 Famous Man Utd Going To Italy (Lyric only)
09 classic
Classics 81 Rate it
528 Sky Blue Wonderland (Lyric only)
man city
Vintage 80 Rate it
529 Build A Bonfire! (Managers) (Lyric only)
this is 4 the managers i truly hate!
Made Up 80
5.0
530 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
Old Stretford End Classic
Classics 80
5.0
531 Rafa Rant (Lyric only)
Rafa shit at mindgames
Made Up 80
4.5
532 2 Times (Lyric only)
Something England havent done
Classics 80 Rate it
533 Those Twin Da Silva's (Lyric only)
This song is about the confusing but talented Da Silva ...
Made Up 80
4.6
534 Macheda Are Ya Listening (Lyric only)
Macheda - Are You listening? - You Should be!
Made Up 80 Rate it
535 We're Gonna Win The League (Lyric only)
Oh yeah...
Classics 79
5.0
536 We Won The Football League Again (Lyric only)
Down by the Riverside
Classics 79
5.0
537 Berbatov At United (Lyric only)
Ripping City + Spurs
Hall of Fame 79
4.66667
538 Na Na Keano (Lyric only)
Captain Marvel
Hall of Fame 79
3.0
539 Marched The Town (Lyric only)
Derby Day Aggro
'avin a Go 79
5.0
540 Evra Is The Best Left Back (Lyric only)
To the tune of ultra-vox 'Vienna'
Made Up 79
2.0
541 Rafas Rant (Lyric only)
We love your rants Rafa give us the boost we ...
Made Up 79
5.0
542 The Wonderkid (Lyric only)
To the tune of Oh Manchester Is Wonderful {to the ...
Made Up 79
4.0
543 Going To Rome... (Lyric only)
Heard at Arsenal [away]
Classics 79 Rate it
544 Federico Macheda (Lyric only)
Best Macheda chant ul hear. To the tune "when Jonny ...
Made Up 79 Rate it
545 We're The Red Army (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo
Classics 79 Rate it
546 Ob-La-Di, European Champions (Lyric only)
Another Euro classic, the chorus has taken off this season.
Classics 78 Rate it
547 The Wearing Of The Red (Lyric only)
70's Classic
Vintage 78
5.0
548 Berby In Red (Lyric only)
Feel the wonder and beauty of the berby in red.
Made Up 78 Rate it
549 Fletch!! (Lyric only)
Fletch Gordon, world beater!
Made Up 78 Rate it
550 Who Are We (Lyric only)
The Ultimite Man U. Chant
Made Up 78
5.0
551 Loyal Through And Through (Lyric only)
United Faithfull
Classics 78
5.0
552 There They Go.... (Lyric only)
Anti scouser song (To the tune of "There she goes")
Made Up 78 Rate it
553 Champs Song (Lyric only)
Sang at United game against Stoke
'avin a Go 77
5.0
554 Kiko Macheda (Lyric only)
Another made up one for the legendary super sub Kiko ...
Made Up 77
3.66667
555 In Rome We Will Make It Four (Lyric only)
To be sing in the Champions Final
Classics 77
5.0
556 Carlos Tevez (Lyric only)
carlo is betta
Hall of Fame 77
5.0
557 One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.
'avin a Go 76
5.0
558 9 times (Lyric only)
Only Chelsea challenging
Classics 76 Rate it
559 They Call Him Kiko (Lyric only)
For The Wonder Kid Who Is Macheda (Sung To The ...
Made Up 76 Rate it
560 We'll Win It 4 Times (Lyric only)
To be sang until Rome
Classics 76
5.0
561 The Best We Ever Had (Lyric only)
a rap song.. just thought about it, could be nice
Made Up 76 Rate it
562 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Heard At A Pub After Aston Villa Match
Hall of Fame 76 Rate it
563 9 times (Lyric only)
This one's for Mourinho
Vintage 75 Rate it
564 We've Been To Moscow (Lyric only)
Courtesy of the John Terry supporters club
Classics 75
4.75
565 Coma United (Lyric only)
Just giving it a try, its an addition to another ...
Made Up 75 Rate it
566 Were Gonna Win It 12 Times (Lyric only)
HA! My dad made this one up Liverpool need to ...
Made Up 75
1.0
567 Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Another song for our new superstar Macheda
Made Up 75 Rate it
568 Macheda Whoaa (Lyric only)
Another song for the legend
Made Up 75
3.0
569 Rio (Lyric only)
To the Duran Duran tune
Made Up 75
5.0
570 Champions Of The World (Lyric only)
Champions of planet earth
Made Up 74 Rate it
571 Federico Ooh Ooh (Lyric only)
Federico Macheda
Made Up 74
2.5
572 United Will Win In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing until May 27th!
Made Up 74
5.0
573 United Going To Rome (Lyric only)
To the tune:: The scum are goin down,,etc
Made Up 74
5.0
574 His Name Is Rio! (Lyric only)
Tribute to the big man!
Made Up 73 Rate it
575 That Boy Macheda (Lyric only)
Yet another for Kiko
Made Up 73
5.0
576 We Are In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing in the final
Made Up 73 Rate it
577 One All (Lyric only)
tune dedicated to utd's great night in moscow.
Made Up 72
5.0
578 It Must Be Evra (Lyric only)
is it a monster
Made Up 72
4.0
579 Argie Chief (Lyric only)
Carlos Tevez is a f****n red
Made Up 70 Rate it
580 Juan Veron Ron Ron (Lyric only)
Veron
Funny 44 Rate it

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