Man United Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	13,990	4.93333
2	Nani Song When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.	3,515	5.0
3	Viva John Terry We thank him for all his has done for us! ...	2,533	Rate it
4	The Baby's Not Yours The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...	1,911	Rate it
5	Viva John Terry We thank John terry	1,765	4.88889

6	Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...	1,672	5.0
7	Viva John Terry Moscow's Loser !	1,591	5.0
8	Nemanja Vidic A funny song for the maneater himself.	1,575	5.0
9	Patrice Evra And his attributes	1,453	2.0
10	Moscow Sung to Liverpool	1,416	Rate it

11	10 Pence Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...	1,320	5.0
12	Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...	1,198	Rate it
13	Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...	1,155	5.0
14	Feed The Scousers Funny and great	1,044	Rate it
15	The Blackburn Family Dirty bloody Inbreds...	867	Rate it

16	40,000 Rentboys Like dominoes!	810	Rate it
17	If You Come From Manchester Quality pub and train sing-a-long	809	5.0
18	Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.	788	5.0
19	Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum	783	5.0
20	City Is Their Name Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...	768	5.0

21	Blame It On Traore Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.	748	Rate it
22	Gerrard Is A W*nker Gerrards missus... tut tut	680	Rate it
23	Follow Three In A Row Sung loads at the Comunity Shield	665	5.0
24	City Are So Massive Sung in bars when playing in europe.	659	5.0
25	Do The Steven Gerrard Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!	647	Rate it

26	Dong, Dong About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...	609	Rate it
27	Jose's Dog Where is it?	589	Rate it
28	Stretford End Picnic Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.	587	5.0
29	Mourinho Are You Listening chant about Mourinho's dog	555	Rate it
30	Follow Follow United against chelsea	550	Rate it

31	City Are A Massive Club The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song!	548	5.0
32	We Are Mancs Manchester La La La	520	Rate it
33	United, United Rah Rah Rah Another basic, but quality song	497	5.0
34	The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ...	484	Rate it
35	Dodgy Ruski Sung to Chelski.	460	5.0

36	99 Blue Balloons Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ...	447	5.0
37	You'll Never Get A Job Lazy b*stard dolites	420	5.0
38	In The Liverpool Slums They like Grannies a little bit too much...	386	5.0
39	Typical Family From Liverpool Typical family from the Self-Pity City	375	5.0
40	Blue Moon Counting down the days now Sparky!	366	5.0

41	This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ...	350	5.0
42	Going Home To Shag Your Sister Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ...	338	Rate it
43	Ireland Wears A Wig Lying little blue shit	308	Rate it
44	Yorkshires A S*ithole Sung of many a train journey last year	301	5.0
45	Dong, Dong. He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong	297	5.0

46	Viva Da Silva Great song, I heard it in the Stretford End, Sunderland ...	281	Rate it
47	Gerrard Song Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield	270	2.0
48	Don't Go To Elland Road They like their sheep... Odd lot...	269	Rate it
49	Get To Work You Lazy Twats Sung to either bindipping side	216	5.0
50	Francis Lee Went To Greggs A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt	199	5.0

51	Dimi Berbatov Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait	177	Rate it
52	Leeds Are Our Feeder Club Cantona, Jordan, McQueen, Graham, Irwin, Ferdinand, Smith	134	Rate it
53	Lee Bummed Bell They all bum each other... dirty boys...	134	Rate it
54	The Megastore Is Magic To My Old Man's A Dustman	131	5.0
55	If You've Got A Job Sung to the jobless scousers	128	1.0

56	Mourinho When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season	113	Rate it
57	Irelands Wig typical bitter blue	109	Rate it
58	Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ...	62	Rate it

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