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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest |
25,631 | ||
| 2 |
Feed The Scousers
Funny and great |
6,254 | ||
| 3 |
Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ... |
2,801 | ||
| 4 |
If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long |
2,538 | ||
| 5 |
City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song! |
2,202 | ||
| 6 |
Nani Song (Lyric only)
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool. |
1,658 | ||
| 7 |
We'll Help Our Own Self (Lyric only)
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling ... |
1,312 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Always Look On The Blue Side For Sh*te (Lyric only)
our blue sh*tty neighbours |
1,134 | ||
| 9 |
The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did... |
1,025 | ||
| 10 |
Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric only)
to City fans when we knock em out to reach ... |
916 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Gerrard Song (Lyric only)
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield |
896 | ||
| 12 |
In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much... |
823 | ||
| 13 |
Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut |
769 | ||
| 14 |
40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes! |
734 | ||
| 15 |
This City Is Ours (Lyric only)
Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the ... |
696 | ||
| 16 |
Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) (Lyric only)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ... |
663 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit |
637 | ||
| 18 |
Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
And his attributes |
634 | ||
| 19 |
10 Pence (Lyric only)
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ... |
633 | ||
| 20 |
The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ... |
602 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
That Boy Ronaldo (New Version) (Lyric only)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash |
558 | ||
| 22 |
99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ... |
484 | ||
| 23 |
Don't Go To Man City (Lyric only)
Funny song |
457 | ||
| 24 |
City Are So Massive (Lyric only)
Sung in bars when playing in europe. |
446 | ||
| 25 |
Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City |
411 | ||
| 26 |
Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it! |
398 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ... |
387 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
A funny song for the maneater himself. |
383 | ||
| 29 |
£1, You Only Charge £1 (Lyric only)
About the scumbags down the road, can only fill a ... |
359 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ... |
355 | ||
| 31 |
Stretford End Picnic (Lyric only)
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune. |
344 | ||
| 32 |
The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds... |
330 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding (Lyric only)
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army. |
315 | ||
| 34 |
Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky! |
303 | ||
| 35 |
Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum |
295 | ||
| 36 |
Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side |
292 | ||
| 37 |
Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow (Lyric only)
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ... |
284 | ||
| 38 |
Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys... |
284 | ||
| 39 |
The Chelsea 1-1 Song (Lyric only)
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge |
274 | ||
| 40 |
Dong, Dong (Lyric only)
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ... |
272 | ||
| 41 |
United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song |
259 | ||
| 42 |
Jose's Dog (Lyric only)
Where is it? |
255 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Dimi Berbatov (Lyric only)
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait |
239 | ||
| 44 |
If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Sung to the jobless scousers |
220 | ||
| 45 |
We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La |
218 | ||
| 46 |
Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool |
201 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot... |
194 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ... |
191 | ||
| 49 |
Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong |
189 | ||
| 50 |
Mourinho Are You Listening (Lyric only)
chant about Mourinho's dog |
175 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt |
174 | ||
| 52 |
The Megastore Is Magic (Lyric only)
To My Old Man's A Dustman |
167 | ||
| 53 |
Blame It On Traore (Lyric only)
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed. |
154 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
Follow Three In A Row (Lyric only)
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield |
153 | ||
| 55 |
Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year |
153 | ||
| 56 |
Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) (Lyric only)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ... |
150 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Mourinho (Lyric only)
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season |
148 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Dodgy Ruski (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski. |
144 | ||
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This City Is Ours (Lyric ...
Sung after 3-1 win after ...
£1, You Only Charge £1 ...
About the scumbags down the ...
Always Look On The Blue ...
our blue sh*tty neighbours
Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric ...
to City fans when we ...
We'll Help Our Own Self ...
first sung after the madness ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 13 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 14 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 15 | 4 |
Lee Barrow FC United |