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Pie Rating
1 Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest
25,631
4.93022
2 Feed The Scousers
Funny and great
6,254
4.0
3 Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...
2,801
4.83333
4 If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long
2,538
5.0
5 City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song!
2,202
5.0
6 Nani Song (Lyric only)
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.
1,658
5.0
7 We'll Help Our Own Self (Lyric only)
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling ...
1,312 Rate it
8 New Chant Always Look On The Blue Side For Sh*te (Lyric only)
our blue sh*tty neighbours
1,134
4.85714
9 The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...
1,025
5.0
10 New Chant Can't Buy You Cups (Lyric only)
to City fans when we knock em out to reach ...
916 Rate it
11 Gerrard Song (Lyric only)
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield
896
3.33333
12 In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much...
823
5.0
13 Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut
769
5.0
14 40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes!
734
5.0
15 New Chant This City Is Ours (Lyric only)
Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the ...
696
5.0
16 Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon) (Lyric only)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ...
663 Rate it
17 Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit
637
5.0
18 Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
And his attributes
634
3.5
19 10 Pence (Lyric only)
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...
633
5.0
20 The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ...
602 Rate it
21 That Boy Ronaldo (New Version) (Lyric only)
New ronaldo chant following his car crash
558
5.0
22 99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ...
484
5.0
23 Don't Go To Man City (Lyric only)
Funny song
457
5.0
24 City Are So Massive (Lyric only)
Sung in bars when playing in europe.
446
4.2
25 Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City
411
5.0
26 Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!
398 Rate it
27 Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ...
387 Rate it
28 Nemanja Vidic (Lyric only)
A funny song for the maneater himself.
383
5.0
29 New Chant £1, You Only Charge £1 (Lyric only)
About the scumbags down the road, can only fill a ...
359 Rate it
30 City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...
355
5.0
31 Stretford End Picnic (Lyric only)
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.
344
5.0
32 The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds...
330 Rate it
33 Who Do You Think You Are Kidding (Lyric only)
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.
315
5.0
34 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky!
303
5.0
35 Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum
295
5.0
36 Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side
292
5.0
37 Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow (Lyric only)
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...
284
5.0
38 Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys...
284
4.0
39 The Chelsea 1-1 Song (Lyric only)
This is from the match against Chelsea at stamford bridge
274
5.0
40 Dong, Dong (Lyric only)
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...
272
5.0
41 United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song
259
5.0
42 Jose's Dog (Lyric only)
Where is it?
255 Rate it
43 Dimi Berbatov (Lyric only)
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait
239
5.0
44 If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Sung to the jobless scousers
220
1.0
45 We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La
218
5.0
46 Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool
201 Rate it
47 Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot...
194 Rate it
48 This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ...
191
5.0
49 Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong
189
5.0
50 Mourinho Are You Listening (Lyric only)
chant about Mourinho's dog
175 Rate it
51 Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt
174
5.0
52 The Megastore Is Magic (Lyric only)
To My Old Man's A Dustman
167
5.0
53 Blame It On Traore (Lyric only)
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.
154 Rate it
54 Follow Three In A Row (Lyric only)
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield
153
5.0
55 Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year
153
5.0
56 Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) (Lyric only)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...
150 Rate it
57 Mourinho (Lyric only)
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season
148 Rate it
58 Dodgy Ruski (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski.
144
5.0

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