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Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Park Park Wherever You May Be
Brilliant and one of the funniest |
13,990 | ||
| 2 |
Nani Song
When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool. |
3,515 | ||
| 3 |
Viva John Terry
We thank him for all his has done for us! ... |
2,533 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
The Baby's Not Yours
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did... |
1,911 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Viva John Terry
We thank John terry |
1,765 | ||
| 6 |
Oh Owen Hargreaves
The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ... |
1,672 | ||
| 7 |
Viva John Terry
Moscow's Loser ! |
1,591 | ||
| 8 |
Nemanja Vidic
A funny song for the maneater himself. |
1,575 | ||
| 9 |
Patrice Evra
And his attributes |
1,453 | ||
| 10 |
Moscow
Sung to Liverpool |
1,416 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
10 Pence
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ... |
1,320 | ||
| 12 |
Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION)
This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ... |
1,198 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow
Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ... |
1,155 | ||
| 14 |
Feed The Scousers
Funny and great |
1,044 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
The Blackburn Family
Dirty bloody Inbreds... |
867 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
40,000 Rentboys
Like dominoes! |
810 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
If You Come From Manchester
Quality pub and train sing-a-long |
809 | ||
| 18 |
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army. |
788 | ||
| 19 |
Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard?
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum |
783 | ||
| 20 |
City Is Their Name
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ... |
768 | ||
| 21 |
Blame It On Traore
Now at Charlton but can still be blamed. |
748 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Gerrard Is A W*nker
Gerrards missus... tut tut |
680 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Follow Three In A Row
Sung loads at the Comunity Shield |
665 | ||
| 24 |
City Are So Massive
Sung in bars when playing in europe. |
659 | ||
| 25 |
Do The Steven Gerrard
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it! |
647 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Dong, Dong
About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ... |
609 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Jose's Dog
Where is it? |
589 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Stretford End Picnic
Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune. |
587 | ||
| 29 |
Mourinho Are You Listening
chant about Mourinho's dog |
555 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
Follow
Follow United against chelsea |
550 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
City Are A Massive Club
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song! |
548 | ||
| 32 |
We Are Mancs
Manchester La La La |
520 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
United, United Rah Rah Rah
Another basic, but quality song |
497 | ||
| 34 |
The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ... |
484 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
Dodgy Ruski
Sung to Chelski. |
460 | ||
| 36 |
99 Blue Balloons
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ... |
447 | ||
| 37 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Lazy b*stard dolites |
420 | ||
| 38 |
In The Liverpool Slums
They like Grannies a little bit too much... |
386 | ||
| 39 |
Typical Family From Liverpool
Typical family from the Self-Pity City |
375 | ||
| 40 |
Blue Moon
Counting down the days now Sparky! |
366 | ||
| 41 |
This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ... |
350 | ||
| 42 |
Going Home To Shag Your Sister
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ... |
338 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Ireland Wears A Wig
Lying little blue shit |
308 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
Yorkshires A S*ithole
Sung of many a train journey last year |
301 | ||
| 45 |
Dong, Dong.
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong |
297 | ||
| 46 |
Viva Da Silva
Great song, I heard it in the Stretford End, Sunderland ... |
281 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Gerrard Song
Gerrards Nothing Compared To United Midfield |
270 | ||
| 48 |
Don't Go To Elland Road
They like their sheep... Odd lot... |
269 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Get To Work You Lazy Twats
Sung to either bindipping side |
216 | ||
| 50 |
Francis Lee Went To Greggs
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt |
199 | ||
| 51 |
Dimi Berbatov
Transfer Deadline - Worth The Wait |
177 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club
Cantona, Jordan, McQueen, Graham, Irwin, Ferdinand, Smith |
134 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Lee Bummed Bell
They all bum each other... dirty boys... |
134 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
The Megastore Is Magic
To My Old Man's A Dustman |
131 | ||
| 55 |
If You've Got A Job
Sung to the jobless scousers |
128 | ||
| 56 |
Mourinho
When mourinho got sacked before Chelsea Man Utd last season |
113 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Irelands Wig
typical bitter blue |
109 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Too Soon (To The Tune Of Blue Moon)
After two late goals by United at Maine Road made ... |
62 | Rate it | |
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