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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Leeds Utd Anthems
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Leeds Utd Funny Football Chants
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Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Leeds Utd Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Leeds Utd 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Leeds Utd Vintage Football Chants
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Milwall Scum (Lyric only)
Small town in West Ham
Your Just A Soft Southern ...
Leeds 'avin ago at the ...
He's Gunna Cry In A ...
Leeds chanting at one of ...
Lets All Laugh At Millwall
Leeds fans takin the piss ...
Ya Dads A **** & ...
Leeds fans 'avin ago at ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 10 |
Harvey Mayhew Leeds United |
| 2 | 8 |
Matthew Pickering Leeds United |
| 3 | 8 |
Tom Wood Leeds United |
| 4 | 7 |
Matt Matt Leeds United |
| 5 | 6 |
Jonathan Kime Leeds United |
| 6 | 4 |
Aleem Islam Leeds United |
| 7 | 4 |
Jordanlufcx94 * Leeds United |
| 8 | 3 |
Gary Jackson Leeds United |
| 9 | 3 |
Scott Lockwood Leeds United |
| 10 | 3 |
Orthen Greifswald Leeds United |
| 11 | 2 |
Matt Brown Leeds United |
| 12 | 2 |
Liam Allen Leeds United |
| 13 | 2 |
Sean Higgins Leeds United |
| 14 | 2 |
Tom Almond Leeds United |
| 15 | 2 |
Leeds Leeds Leeds Mot Leeds United |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Enoch Showumni United's 21
Who's the daddy? |
Funny | 3,637 | |
| 2 |
Manchester
Classic Leeds football chant |
Classics | 3,572 | |
| 3 |
Marching On Together
All-time classic Leeds fanchant. One of the best club anthems ... |
Anthems | 3,337 | |
| 4 |
Posh Spice Is A Slapper
Various versions of this going round! |
Funny | 3,179 | |
| 5 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy
Sung at most games. (Ed: better recording added 1.3.09) |
Anthems | 3,027 | |
| 6 |
Yorkshires Republican Army
Another classic from the terraces. Not a great recording though, ... |
Classics | 2,799 | |
| 7 |
Glory, Glory Leeds United
Great fanchant finishes with classic "on and on". Nice ringtone. |
Anthems | 2,610 | |
| 8 |
Leeds At War
Top rouser, hairs on the back of the neck stuff ... |
Anthems | 2,522 | |
| 9 |
We Nicked Your Microphone
Hilarious chant from when Leeds caused Chaos at Histon, pinching ... |
Funny | 2,365 | |
| 10 |
Interbred Scum
For the Derby |
Funny | 2,344 | |
| 11 |
Poor Little Cockney
Come on then w*nkers. (Ed: Better version added) |
'avin a Go | 2,217 | |
| 12 |
We Hate Man U
Scumchester United haters. |
'avin a Go | 2,093 | |
| 13 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better ... |
Funny | 2,051 | |
| 14 |
Dom Matteo.....
Sung about Dominic Matteo's cracking header, against AC Milan in ... |
Hall of Fame | 2,024 | |
| 15 |
15 points
Became an Anthem for 07/08 season, top ringtone. |
Vintage | 1,957 | |
| 16 |
EIEIEIO Luciano Bechio
Not a great recording but worth putting up |
Hall of Fame | 1,921 | |
| 17 |
Jermaine Beckford
For our top scorer. |
Hall of Fame | 1,912 | |
| 18 |
And We Play All The Way For Leeds United
All time classic from the old days, still sung. |
Anthems | 1,767 | |
| 19 |
Gelderd Aggro
The original, scousers seem to think it was Bertie Mee ... |
Anthems | 1,725 | |
| 20 |
Your Ground's From B & Q
Sung at Colchester 06/07 season |
Funny | 1,663 | |
| 21 |
If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go
Come on then...let's be 'aving yer! |
'avin a Go | 1,620 | |
| 22 |
Goal Kick
Assiting the goalie with his goal kick |
'avin a Go | 1,572 | |
| 23 |
We Hate Chelsea
Mothers are never right when it comes to football. |
'avin a Go | 1,550 | |
| 24 |
Leeds United F.C.
A fantastic, rousing, Leeds chant sung by Leeds fans. |
Classics | 1,548 | |
| 25 |
Alan Smith
Sung when we played Newcastle pre season. Kiss the badge, ... |
'avin a Go | 1,537 | |
| 26 |
Lets Go F*****g Mental
Sung whilst jumping up and down mental style. |
Classics | 1,521 | |
| 27 |
Forever And Ever
We'll keep the white flag flying high! (Ed: Better audio ... |
Classics | 1,485 | |
| 28 |
Ballad Of Billy Bremner
Leeds best song in my opinion. (Ed: recording isn't the ... |
Hall of Fame | 1,382 | |
| 29 |
John Motson My Lord
Simply the best. Sung when the shambolic ITV were at ... |
Funny | 1,366 | |
| 30 |
Third World Country!
Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ... |
Funny | 1,266 | |
| 31 |
You Scum B*astard (Goal Kick)
Great goal kick capers to put the keeper off |
'avin a Go | 1,255 | |
| 32 |
Champions of Europe
How it should have been! Refering to being robbed by ... |
Anthems | 1,239 | |
| 33 |
Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down
Sung at Brighton |
Funny | 1,237 | |
| 34 |
Marching On Together (Longer)
A bit longer version |
Anthems | 1,194 | |
| 35 |
Super Leeds
Classic fanchant - short but sweet. (Ed: Better recording added ... |
Anthems | 1,168 | |
| 36 |
Tony Yeboah
Great one for a legend at Leeds |
Hall of Fame | 1,166 | |
| 37 |
Fu*k Em All
Classic football chant. |
Classics | 1,124 | |
| 38 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Always wondered what we sounded like. Classic to Walsall's taunt ... |
Funny | 1,109 | |
| 39 |
We All Love Leeds
Amen to that. Great ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,106 | |
| 40 |
Shoes Off If You Hate Man U!
Hilarious when the whole away holds their shoes up high |
Funny | 1,088 | |
| 41 |
Luciano Becchio
Simple song for the Argentine front man |
Hall of Fame | 1,075 | |
| 42 |
Leeds United Calypso
Another classic from the best fans in the country. |
Classics | 1,016 | |
| 43 |
We Are Leeds, We Are Leeds.
All time classic. Great ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,012 | |
| 44 |
Clapping fanchant
Get the clap here now! |
Anthems | 990 | |
| 45 |
Go On Trundle
Good advice to Lee Trundle |
Funny | 944 | |
| 46 |
Nanana Leeds United
A classic and makes a great Leeds United ringtone for ... |
Classics | 923 | |
| 47 |
We're Sh*t And We Know We Are
Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ... |
Funny | 907 | |
| 48 |
Never Seen A Salad
Sung to players or fans of the opposition who ate ... |
'avin a Go | 906 | |
| 49 |
Leeds!
Sounds great as a ringtone. |
Anthems | 904 | |
| 50 |
Snoddy Oi Oi Oi
On fire at the moment Leeds chant for Robert Snodgrass |
Hall of Fame | 891 | |
| 51 |
Poor Little Cockney
Bless their little cockney socks |
'avin a Go | 871 | |
| 52 |
Glory Glory Leeds United (longer version)
A longer version. |
Anthems | 862 | |
| 53 |
We F'fing Hate Man U
A new one, not the best recording but worth putting ... |
'avin a Go | 858 | |
| 54 |
We All Love Leeds And Leeds And Leeds
Oh yes... |
Classics | 844 | |
| 55 |
Fat Boy, Fat Boy,
Put yer pie down and give us a song |
'avin a Go | 840 | |
| 56 |
Radebe
Fanchant in honour of the Chief. (Ed: New better audio) |
Hall of Fame | 838 | |
| 57 |
Tresor Kandol
Scored a ffing great goal at Tranmere |
Hall of Fame | 818 | |
| 58 |
Brian Deane
Never forgotton, top brick s*ithouse. F*ck Cantona; well said |
Hall of Fame | 783 | |
| 59 |
Elland Road Bah'Tat
A golden oldie |
Vintage | 763 | |
| 60 |
Alan Smith
Cockney scum |
'avin a Go | 762 | |
| 61 |
Bradley Johnson
Our best midfielder, if not player |
Hall of Fame | 750 | |
| 62 |
We Are Leeds, We Are Proud
A classic Leeds record |
Vintage | 746 | |
| 63 |
Fabian Delph!
Not for sale Arsenal, Newcastle, Man U! |
Hall of Fame | 744 | |
| 64 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ... |
Funny | 732 | |
| 65 |
Where's Your Caravan
Sang to any long haired gippos |
'avin a Go | 714 | |
| 66 |
Sh*t Ground No Bogs
Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs. |
Funny | 694 | |
| 67 |
Rob Hulse Is A Leeds Fan
Sung when he came up against us at Derby |
Hall of Fame | 693 | |
| 68 |
You're Only Here To Watch The Leeds
Funnily this one was sung at Stockport, Leeds had a ... |
Classics | 685 | |
| 69 |
Burnley Inbreds
Lancashire chavs |
'avin a Go | 683 | |
| 70 |
One Simon Grayson
Sung after we beat the scum 1-0 at Old Trafford |
Hall of Fame | 665 | |
| 71 |
One Johnny Howson
Our new midfield maestro. |
Hall of Fame | 660 | |
| 72 |
We All Love Leeds (Extended version)
Truly an anthem now. (Ed: Extended version so excuse if ... |
Anthems | 657 | |
| 73 |
Town Full Of Bummers
Amusing chant sung to Brighton Fans |
'avin a Go | 651 | |
| 74 |
We're Gonna Win The League
Next season we're going to be singing this every week |
Classics | 651 | |
| 75 |
Time to go
A great one to be singing as it means the ... |
'avin a Go | 649 | |
| 76 |
One Ball
Testicular cancer ain't no joke |
'avin a Go | 644 | |
| 77 |
Sing When You're Winning
Classic taunt. |
'avin a Go | 631 | |
| 78 |
Will You Come To Leeds
No they wont, no they wont. |
'avin a Go | 621 | |
| 79 |
We're Leeds United We'll Never Be Defeated
Oh yes. |
Classics | 621 | |
| 80 |
Blood On Yer Boots
Who says it's not a matter of life and death, ... |
Classics | 618 | |
| 81 |
Enoch Showumni
One for the BIG fella, even though he aint playing ... |
Hall of Fame | 616 | |
| 82 |
Bounce, Bounce
This joint is jumpin' |
Classics | 612 | |
| 83 |
A Hundred Quid To Watch The Leeds
That's how much it costs |
'avin a Go | 596 | |
| 84 |
Leeds...United
Another good one for a ringtone. |
Classics | 593 | |
| 85 |
Elland Road Baht'at
Only chorus but a cracker we should sing more ofton |
Vintage | 570 | |
| 86 |
Yorkshire, Yorkshire
Tribal chant celebrating 'God's own county' |
Anthems | 565 | |
| 87 |
Blackburn Will Murder You
Sang to Burnley when we played pre-season |
'avin a Go | 557 | |
| 88 |
Stand Up and Sing For Leeds
Idea of this one is that the crown stands up ... |
Classics | 553 | |
| 89 |
We're Going Up As Champions
Simon Grayson's barmy army |
Classics | 553 | |
| 90 |
Can You Hear The Geordies Sing
Sang in pre-season |
'avin a Go | 551 | |
| 91 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Always a crowd at Elland Road - not a full ... |
'avin a Go | 546 | |
| 92 |
Town Full Of Gyppos
Southend, Doncaster, Scunthorpe etc |
'avin a Go | 533 | |
| 93 |
We're Leeds And We're Proud Of It
Still true no matter how sh*te we are |
Anthems | 527 | |
| 94 |
We Filled Your Ground For You
Sung everywhere away basically |
'avin a Go | 524 | |
| 95 |
Who the F**k Are Leeds United
Who are they, who are they |
'avin a Go | 523 | |
| 96 |
It's Nice To Know You're Here
Tara |
'avin a Go | 516 | |
| 97 |
Andy Robinson
For our scouse dynamo winger |
Hall of Fame | 506 | |
| 98 |
Fabian Delph
England's next Steven Gerrard, pure class |
Hall of Fame | 499 | |
| 99 |
Andy Townsend Is A W*nker
Taking the p*ss out of ITV and their s*it 'pundits' |
'avin a Go | 488 | |
| 100 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
Simple, to the point and passionate. |
'avin a Go | 476 | |
| 101 |
1-0 Its Your Keepers Fault
Leeds sing this when the keeper c*cks up |
Funny | 474 | |
| 102 |
Scum, Scum, Scum
Usually directed at ex Scumchester United players (Ed: You may ... |
'avin a Go | 474 | |
| 103 |
Rui
For the sex machine. |
Hall of Fame | 466 | |
| 104 |
Premiership Yer Having A Laugh
Pub team |
'avin a Go | 465 | |
| 105 |
Zero
Was sung when we hit zero points 07/08 season after ... |
Vintage | 464 | |
| 106 |
Boo!
Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't ... |
'avin a Go | 462 | |
| 107 |
Your Ground's Too Big For You
And too small for us |
'avin a Go | 458 | |
| 108 |
12 More Points To Go
Was sung at Tranmere when we had 12 more points ... |
Vintage | 456 | |
| 109 |
Hundred Quid
Betting they don't come to Elland Road |
'avin a Go | 448 | |
| 110 |
Small Town In Nottingham
One to send to any Derby fans you know |
'avin a Go | 446 | |
| 111 |
That's Why We're Going Up
Sung when we play the class football we do. |
Classics | 440 | |
| 112 |
Who The F*****g ell Are You?
The title says it all really... |
'avin a Go | 436 | |
| 113 |
12 Men And You Still Can't Win
Even the cocking refs on their side |
'avin a Go | 433 | |
| 114 |
What The F*ck Is Going On
Sang a few times in the bad times. |
Classics | 429 | |
| 115 |
One Game A Season
referring to the fact that they come to the Leeds ... |
'avin a Go | 424 | |
| 116 |
One Mike Ashley
Dragging the barcodes down |
'avin a Go | 420 | |
| 117 |
On, On, On...
Top ringtone, classic. |
Anthems | 418 | |
| 118 |
Leeds (Clap)
Simple, to the point and passionate. Always sounds good on ... |
Classics | 418 | |
| 119 |
We're Not Bottom
Sung when we clawed the 15 back 07/08 season |
Vintage | 413 | |
| 120 |
Burnley Eye's
Again one for the Lancashire freakshows |
'avin a Go | 412 | |
| 121 |
You Fat B*stard
Who ate all the pies? |
'avin a Go | 409 | |
| 122 |
A Hundred Years
Won nothing |
'avin a Go | 407 | |
| 123 |
Alan Thompson
For the former captain of Leeds United |
Hall of Fame | 400 | |
| 124 |
Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads
Sang when team needs a lift. |
Classics | 396 | |
| 125 |
Your Support Is .....
your support is f**king shit!! |
'avin a Go | 396 | |
| 126 |
Can We Play You Every Week
Sang at Burnley pre-season |
'avin a Go | 395 | |
| 127 |
Football Ground Yer Having Laff
Been to some derisory grounds, sung with contempt for their ... |
'avin a Go | 383 | |
| 128 |
Get Into 'em
One that's doing the rounds at a few clubs. |
'avin a Go | 381 | |
| 129 |
Yer Only Here To Watch The Leeds
Their cup final |
Classics | 380 | |
| 130 |
Championship Yer Having A Laugh
Think this was directed at that shower of sheep s*aggers ... |
'avin a Go | 369 | |
| 131 |
Burnley Thumbs
To stick up their extra a*seholes |
'avin a Go | 362 | |
| 132 |
What The...
Basic and to the point, sung to humiliate :) |
'avin a Go | 354 | |
| 133 |
Cheat
Intended to intimidate players and refs. |
'avin a Go | 353 | |
| 134 |
Who Are Ya?
Cry of derision for insignificant opposition. |
'avin a Go | 344 | |
| 135 |
One Nil In Your Cup Final
Derisory football chant. |
'avin a Go | 341 | |
| 136 |
Going Down
Always good to rub it in |
'avin a Go | 341 | |
| 137 |
We Are Unbeatable
Sung early in 07/08 season when won 1st 7 games |
Classics | 340 | |
| 138 |
Can You Hear Burnley Sing
Quiet in Lancashire |
'avin a Go | 337 | |
| 139 |
Shaun Derry
Midfield dynamo's fanchant |
Hall of Fame | 329 | |
| 140 |
S*it Fans, No Ground
Sung when the ground is as s*it as the ground ... |
'avin a Go | 329 | |
| 141 |
2 Nil In Your Cup Final
Same as the rest, very belittling. |
'avin a Go | 324 | |
| 142 |
Burnley Toes
Somert in the water |
'avin a Go | 321 | |
| 143 |
Blackburn Give Us A Song
All gone quiet over there, tossers |
'avin a Go | 308 | |
| 144 |
3 Nil In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same song, different score. |
'avin a Go | 307 | |
| 145 |
2 One In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same chant. |
'avin a Go | 306 | |
| 146 |
Can You Hear Blackburn SIng
Quiet as a busy day at Ewood |
'avin a Go | 301 | |
| 147 |
You Don't Know What Yer Doing
Sang at refs who don't have a clue |
'avin a Go | 300 | |
| 148 |
England's Number One
For our Shane |
Hall of Fame | 295 | |
| 149 |
Two Nil And It's Yer Keepers Fault
And he's done it again, lovely job |
'avin a Go | 279 | |
| 150 |
He's Gunna Cry In A Minute
Leeds chanting at one of the Millwall players after he ... |
'avin a Go | 268 | |
| 151 |
Easy, Easy, Easy
They're not very good |
'avin a Go | 250 | |
| 152 |
Ya Dads A **** & So Are You
Leeds fans 'avin ago at Darren Ferguson & His dad ... |
'avin a Go | 241 | |
| 153 |
Lets All Laugh At Millwall
Leeds fans takin the piss after goin 2-0 ahead of ... |
'avin a Go | 234 | |
| 154 |
Your Just A Soft Southern Bastard
Leeds 'avin ago at the Southerners! (see Youtube) |
'avin a Go | 172 | |
| 155 |
Munich (Lyric only)
Scum! |
'avin a Go | 692 | |
| 156 |
In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
Might be a while before we get to sing this ... |
'avin a Go | 621 | |
| 157 |
The Norwich Family (Lyric only)
To "The Adams Family" |
Funny | 618 | |
| 158 |
Leeds Are Going Up! (Lyric only)
Leeds version of Baby, Going Up by the KC and ... |
Anthems | 548 | |
| 159 |
Luciano Becchio (Lyric only)
argentine wonder |
Made Up | 466 | |
| 160 |
Jermaine Beckford Scored A Great Goal Sung To Man U (Lyric only)
Wohoo Leeds 1 Man U 0 |
Hall of Fame | 430 | |
| 161 |
Leeds Are Going Up!! (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Give it Up' by KC and ... |
Classics | 361 | |
| 162 |
Leeds Are Goin Up (Lyric only)
to the tune 'give it up' |
Anthems | 360 | |
| 163 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
Gerrand getting sent to prison |
Made Up | 344 | |
| 164 |
You Are My Sunshine (Lyric only)
My only sunshine |
Anthems | 336 | |
| 165 |
Here We Go Again... (Lyric only)
An oldy but a goody, from early 90's I think |
Vintage | 324 | |
| 166 |
Yorkshire Rose/ Battle Hymn (Chant) (Lyric only)
Tune of the green beret!!! |
Anthems | 322 | |
| 167 |
We All Hate Millwall (Lyric only)
Letting Millwall know what they are, same tune as we ... |
'avin a Go | 320 | |
| 168 |
Who's That Lying On The Forecourt.... (Lyric only)
F**k Man U scum |
'avin a Go | 300 | |
| 169 |
West Ham They F****d Up (Lyric only)
Sung to the Millwall after they fought West Ham and ... |
'avin a Go | 295 | |
| 170 |
Gary Neville (Lyric only)
Dirty scum b*stard |
'avin a Go | 293 | |
| 171 |
Goodbye Horse (Lyric only)
Sang when pantomine horse was escorted off pitch by OB ... |
Vintage | 288 | |
| 172 |
Ryan Giggs is illegitimate (Lyric only)
scum |
'avin a Go | 280 | |
| 173 |
If You Go Down To The Woods Today (Lyric only)
Another oldie |
Vintage | 275 | |
| 174 |
Luciano Becchio Xmas Remix (Lyric only)
Made up one in tribute to our Argentine hero |
Made Up | 275 | |
| 175 |
Your Dad's A C*nt He Beats His Wife (Lyric only)
Sung to Fergie junior as Leeds played Peterbrough 08/09 |
'avin a Go | 273 | |
| 176 |
Hey Leeds!! (Lyric only)
To the tune of Hey Jude - the Beatles. As ... |
Classics | 270 | |
| 177 |
We Beat The Scum 1-0 (Lyric only)
Sung To Man U after Leeds beat Man U 1-0! |
'avin a Go | 265 | |
| 178 |
Max Gradel Makes Defences Look Sh*Te (Lyric only)
One for Leeds' new loanee |
Hall of Fame | 262 | |
| 179 |
Luciano, Lucciaanoooo (Lyric only)
Costs less than Berbatov |
Hall of Fame | 257 | |
| 180 |
Knock-kneed Chicken (Lyric only)
We are the Gelderd Aggro |
Vintage | 245 | |
| 181 |
United's Number 9 (Lyric only)
Jermaine Beckford- Uniteds number 9. |
Hall of Fame | 238 | |
| 182 |
Young Spotty Virgin (Lyric only)
Sung to Huddersfield 07/08 season when they had a 17yr ... |
Funny | 237 | |
| 183 |
F Off Liverpool Fc (Lyric only)
Premier league??? |
Made Up | 237 | |
| 184 |
Oh My God I Can't Believe It (Lyric only)
First Sung At Plymouth 06/07 season |
Funny | 232 | |
| 185 |
We Had Joy We Had Fun (Lyric only)
scum |
Vintage | 230 | Rate it |
| 186 |
Scum Jungle Book Remix (Lyric only)
For our Manc friends |
'avin a Go | 230 | |
| 187 |
We All Follow United (Lyric only)
On on on on |
Vintage | 210 | |
| 188 |
We're Forever Throwing Bottles (Lyric only)
Cockney w*nkers |
Vintage | 209 | |
| 189 |
We're Off To Wembley! (Lyric only)
Gonna get promoted this season lads. |
Classics | 207 | |
| 190 |
ITV Is F*cking S*it (Lyric only)
Fans reaction to cr*p coverge on itv. They had to ... |
Funny | 206 | |
| 191 |
White Riot! (Lyric only)
To the chorus of White riot- Clash |
Anthems | 204 | |
| 192 |
Timmy Howard Has A Tic (Lyric only)
Sung when at scum when revealed he had tourettes |
Funny | 203 | Rate it |
| 193 |
It Was In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
An oldie |
Vintage | 202 | |
| 194 |
We Don't Carry Hammers (Lyric only)
another oldie |
Vintage | 202 | |
| 195 |
We Are The Champions Of Europe The Cock Of The Noth (Lyric only)
Sung by south stand |
Classics | 202 | |
| 196 |
He's Here, He's There (Lyric only)
Sung during Brian Clough's reign when he had complained of ... |
Vintage | 200 | Rate it |
| 197 |
I Was Born Under The Gelderd End (Lyric only)
One from the 70's |
Vintage | 195 | |
| 198 |
I Can't Read And I Can't Write (Lyric only)
Used to be sung to Ipswich |
'avin a Go | 194 | Rate it |
| 199 |
We're The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
When we win |
Classics | 191 | |
| 200 |
The Barnsley Family (Lyric only)
tune of adams family |
'avin a Go | 189 | Rate it |
| 201 |
Mick Jones (Lyric only)
strap up my shoulder for me!! |
Vintage | 187 | Rate it |
| 202 |
Chelski Chelski (Lyric only)
chelski |
Made Up | 185 | Rate it |
| 203 |
She Said No Dickov (Lyric only)
Aimed at Paul Dickov the rapist (Ed: Not the views ... |
'avin a Go | 185 | |
| 204 |
Shoes Off If You Hate Ken Bates (Lyric only)
Lovely sight 30,000 doing this! To the tune of Go ... |
Funny | 185 | |
| 205 |
Victim Of The Scratching Shed (Lyric only)
To Manfred Mann's Mighty Quinn |
Vintage | 184 | Rate it |
| 206 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Sung around Christmas time when Leeds win away, sung at ... |
Anthems | 184 | |
| 207 |
When The Whites Go Marching In (Lyric only)
I wanna be in that number |
Anthems | 182 | Rate it |
| 208 |
Kandol In The Wind (Lyric only)
From pre season 07/08 |
Funny | 182 | |
| 209 |
Georgie Best Big Disgrace (Lyric only)
Another oldie for scum |
Vintage | 182 | |
| 210 |
Grayson Give Us A Wave! (Lyric only)
Chanted to Larry who responds with a wave. |
Hall of Fame | 182 | |
| 211 |
Soft Southern B*Stard! (Lyric only)
Sung to the Cockneys and others. |
'avin a Go | 180 | |
| 212 |
Cum in your boyfriend (Lyric only)
Sung to Brighton |
'avin a Go | 179 | |
| 213 |
Snoddy! (Lyric only)
Sung to Leeds United player Robert Snodgrass - nicknamed Snoddy |
Hall of Fame | 179 | |
| 214 |
We Are The Gelderd Aggro (Lyric only)
Not sung these days |
Vintage | 177 | Rate it |
| 215 |
You Are My Howson (Lyric only)
My Jonny Howson |
Hall of Fame | 175 | |
| 216 |
"I am the Lord "said Don Revie (Lyric only)
One for 'The Don' |
Vintage | 170 | |
| 217 |
Oh The Lads (Lyric only)
Going down to Elland Road to see Don Revies aces. |
Vintage | 168 | Rate it |
| 218 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only)
Not exclusively though! |
Vintage | 164 | Rate it |
| 219 |
Jingle Bells Charlton Smells (Lyric only)
Oldie from Scum games |
Vintage | 163 | Rate it |
| 220 |
Thats Why Your Wearing Pink! (Lyric only)
At Oldham away when they wore a pinkstrip. |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 221 |
If You're Watching On The Telly... (Lyric only)
For those who watch at home instead of being there! |
Funny | 161 | |
| 222 |
5 Men Wouldn't Go (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski when 6 players refused to travel to ... |
Funny | 160 | |
| 223 |
Yorkshire's Number One (Lyric only)
Still are.. always will be.. |
Classics | 159 | |
| 224 |
Bring On The Millwall (Lyric only)
Sung at Elland Road against Northampton Town when we knew ... |
'avin a Go | 159 | |
| 225 |
Just A Small Town In Norwich (Lyric only)
Sang against Ipswich in the Leeds away stand at Portman ... |
Funny | 156 | Rate it |
| 226 |
Mike Grella In The Box (Lyric only)
To tune of Brown Girl in the ring |
Made Up | 154 | |
| 227 |
We're Not Nice (Lyric only)
We hate humans; old classic |
Classics | 152 | |
| 228 |
His Eyes Shone Like Diamonds (Lyric only)
Legend |
Vintage | 151 | |
| 229 |
Here To Fight For Leeds (Lyric only)
Old 80s classic |
Vintage | 151 | |
| 230 |
Small Town In Wakey (Lyric only)
Sung to barnsley 06/07 season |
'avin a Go | 148 | Rate it |
| 231 |
Alan Ball Running Round The Dell (Lyric only)
Sung when he was playing for Southampton in 70's |
Vintage | 145 | Rate it |
| 232 |
We Love You Yorkshire (Lyric only)
a song for Yorkshire |
Anthems | 145 | |
| 233 |
Fields Of Elland Road (Lyric only)
Changed from Fields of Athenry. |
Made Up | 144 | |
| 234 |
Fabian Delph (Lyric only)
For the new rising star...... what a player |
Hall of Fame | 139 | |
| 235 |
We Don't Carry Hammers (Lyric only)
Vintage still sung on trains, in bars etc |
Vintage | 138 | |
| 236 |
Richard Naylor! (Lyric only)
Naylor is our Captain! |
Made Up | 137 | |
| 237 |
Sam Sodje Is A Leeds Fan (Lyric only)
On the back of comments made following the big mans ... |
Hall of Fame | 136 | |
| 238 |
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr. Ferguson (Lyric only)
Ah those were the days..... |
Vintage | 133 | |
| 239 |
A Scottish Footballer Came Over The Hill (Lyric only)
For the legend Billy Bremner |
Vintage | 133 | |
| 240 |
What's It Like To Steal A Team? (Lyric only)
At MK Dons away; yes they stole a team. |
Funny | 133 | |
| 241 |
Fans (Lyric only)
Sung by Leeds fans to Port Vale fans away 07/08 ... |
Funny | 131 | |
| 242 |
Beckford Is Magic (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Its Magic' |
Made Up | 131 | |
| 243 |
Sh*t On The Big Mac (Lyric only)
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken |
Funny | 130 | Rate it |
| 244 |
We'll Score Again (Lyric only)
Roll on the summer |
Funny | 125 | Rate it |
| 245 |
Your shirts too small for you (Lyric only)
after some Colchester fan was trying to give it some ... |
Funny | 125 | Rate it |
| 246 |
Your Dad's A C**t And So Are You! (Lyric only)
Aimed at Darren Ferguson. |
'avin a Go | 125 | |
| 247 |
Milwall Scum (Lyric only)
Small town in West Ham |
'avin a Go | 125 | |
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The Whole Of Leeds (Lyric only)
Same tune as Bertie Mee |
Made Up | 124 | |
| 249 |
Dixon Of Dock Green (Lyric only)
Camptown ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah... |
Vintage | 124 | |
| 250 |
Scum Are Gunna Die! (Lyric only)
To the tune of Someones gunna die- Blitz (chorus) |
'avin a Go | 122 | |
| 251 |
Ryan Giggs Is Illegitimate (Lyric only)
Taking p*ss out of Ryan Giggs |
'avin a Go | 122 | |
| 252 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Sung 79/80 season when scum due at ER on last ... |
Vintage | 121 | |
| 253 |
Setanta Sports? (Lyric only)
Taking piss out of a sh*tty channel |
Funny | 120 | |
| 254 |
Merry New Season (Lyric only)
Sung To Merry Christmas Everyone Tune |
Made Up | 118 | |
| 255 |
Same Old Man U (Lyric only)
What Man U does... |
'avin a Go | 118 | Rate it |
| 256 |
Won Division One! (Lyric only)
When we were last team to win Div 1 before ... |
Vintage | 117 | |
| 257 |
Bates Out! (Lyric only)
To the tune of the Yellow Submarine |
'avin a Go | 117 | |
| 258 |
Hello, Hello (Lyric only)
we are the Gelderd boys |
Classics | 116 | |
| 259 |
Fegie's A C*nt (Lyric only)
Sung to Peterbrough United manager, son of Alex Ferguson |
'avin a Go | 116 | |
| 260 |
Goal Snatching B***ard (Lyric only)
Nugent the theiving Scouse b***ard who'd just scored for England ... |
Funny | 115 | |
| 261 |
From The Green Green Grass Of Elland Road (Lyric only)
To the shores of Sicily |
Vintage | 115 | |
| 262 |
One More C*nt To Go (Lyric only)
Surely not about our beloved chairman |
'avin a Go | 115 | |
| 263 |
Your Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only)
Aimed at Lee Hughes the murderer. |
'avin a Go | 115 | |
| 264 |
Where Are You When We'Re Not Here?! (Lyric only)
Just mocking clubs that suddenly have a record attendance when ... |
'avin a Go | 114 | |
| 265 |
4-0 And It's Your Keeper's Fault, (Lyric only)
Unsettling the Huddersfield keeper making his debut 07/08 season |
'avin a Go | 113 | |
| 266 |
Hey scum (Lyric only)
Good times! |
Vintage | 113 | |
| 267 |
We Only Came For The Shot Put (Lyric only)
Sung away at Rotherham when playing at Don Valley Stadium ... |
Funny | 110 | |
| 268 |
Town Full Of Leeds Fans (Lyric only)
Sung to Huddersfield, Doncaster and others |
'avin a Go | 110 | |
| 269 |
One Howson (Lyric only)
midfield maestro ;D |
Hall of Fame | 109 | |
| 270 |
Who The F*ckin Hell Are You (Lyric only)
Sung to unknown team who we have never heard of |
'avin a Go | 108 | |
| 271 |
Your Not Singin' Anymore (Lyric only)
speaks for itself |
'avin a Go | 107 | |
| 272 |
Build a bonfire (Lyric only)
No need 2 wait til November |
'avin a Go | 106 | |
| 273 |
F*ck All In Yer Bank Account (Lyric only)
Sung to Luton 07/08 season |
'avin a Go | 106 | |
| 274 |
Tommy Doc (Lyric only)
Sung to bait visiting fans during 7-0 win after Tommy ... |
Vintage | 104 | |
| 275 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net - Sniffer Clarke (Lyric only)
Camptown ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah |
Hall of Fame | 103 | |
| 276 |
One Team In Yorkshire (Lyric only)
Still only one team in Yorkshire. |
Classics | 102 | |
| 277 |
Your Army's Sh*t (Lyric only)
Sung to Partizan Belgrade during Balkans crisis (To tune of ... |
'avin a Go | 101 | |
| 278 |
If Nugent Plays For England So Could I (Lyric only)
If Nugent Plays For England So Could I |
Funny | 100 | |
| 279 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only)
Sung when it's all gone quiet. |
'avin a Go | 97 | |
| 280 |
Malcolm Allison (Lyric only)
Sung to former Man City manager |
Vintage | 97 | |
| 281 |
Willie Morgan He Had No Organ (Lyric only)
Oldie for former scum winger |
Vintage | 97 | |
| 282 |
We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only)
Sung to Brighton |
Funny | 96 | |
| 283 |
He's Got Birdsh*t In His Hair! (Lyric only)
Sung at the rat of a player for Colchester Perkins. ... |
'avin a Go | 95 | |
| 284 |
Hughsey (Lyric only)
Sung to Andy Hughes |
Hall of Fame | 93 | |
| 285 |
Small Town In Bletchley (Lyric only)
One to send to any MK Donalds fans |
'avin a Go | 91 | |
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