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Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. West Ham United Classic Football Songs

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Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. West Ham United Vintage Football Chants

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One Man Went To Shag ...
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Song For Tevez

West Ham Golden Voices

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6	4	Craig Reeves West Ham
7	2	Chris Price West Ham
8	2	Alex Shilling West Ham
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West Ham Songs & Chants

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles All time classic and the best fanchant ever. Best ringtone ...	Anthems	6,972	4.73684
2	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	Funny	5,976	4.90909
3	Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be Taking the micky out of Chelsea	'avin a Go	5,649	5.0
4	Couldn't Carry Lampard Fat w*nker	Funny	4,216	5.0
5	West Ham Till I Die Classic song	Classics	3,828	4.625

6	Big Fat Frankie Lampard How Many People Does It Take To Lift Lamaprd?	'avin a Go	3,622	5.0
7	Gianfranco Zola Class West Ham song for the boss of the Hammers, ...	Hall of Fame	3,036	5.0
8	Twist and Shout And another classic. (Ed: Better recording added)	Anthems	2,923	5.0
9	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	Funny	2,830	5.0
10	Let's Go F*****g Mental Hehe, we love it.	Classics	2,664	5.0


11	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	Funny	2,592	5.0
12	We All Follow The West Ham For ever and ever.	Anthems	2,478	5.0
13	Redknapp You Are A C*nt For ex manager Harry Redknapp	'avin a Go	2,467	5.0
14	Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo Simple but effective.	Classics	2,360	5.0
15	East, East, East London The best place in the whole wide world.	Anthems	2,351	5.0

16	Stick The Blue Flag And leave it there.	Anthems	2,286	4.83333
17	Never Get A Job!! Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never ...	'avin a Go	2,059	5.0
18	We Love You West Ham Amen to that.	Classics	1,805	5.0
19	Oi Big Boy For ex keper big Ludo Miklosko	Hall of Fame	1,731	5.0
20	Same Old West Ham Business as usual	Classics	1,723	Rate it


21	Yossi Benayoun Creative genius.	Hall of Fame	1,712	5.0
22	Bubbles (Ed: Had this one sent in and not sure of ...	Classics	1,668	Rate it
23	We Are West Ham's Claret And Blue Army, Marching on with Franco	Classics	1,609	Rate it
24	Craig Bellamy Gone now the Judas scum	Hall of Fame	1,551	Rate it
25	Zamora Former Hammer - Thanks for the memories	Hall of Fame	1,534	5.0

26	Who Are Ya? Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone.	'avin a Go	1,521	5.0
27	Let's All Have A Disco Love to shuffle. New version added. Funny West Ham ringtone.	Classics	1,454	Rate it
28	Come On You Irons Cheer em on. Great ringtone too.	Classics	1,389	5.0
29	Let Him Die Just leave him, not worth the effort	'avin a Go	1,310	5.0
30	We Pay Your Benefits Sang to the poor, usually scousers or northerners	'avin a Go	1,273	Rate it


31	Sit Down If You Hate Tottenham On yer a*ses if you hate the Spurs	'avin a Go	1,179	Rate it
32	S*it Team In Scotland Sang to the northern scum	'avin a Go	1,155	Rate it
33	Irons! Another good ringtone.	Classics	1,120	5.0
34	Hokey Cokey A bit of fun	Classics	1,090	Rate it
35	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsinging them again.	'avin a Go	1,064	5.0

36	Too Good For England (Ed: Not sure who this is aimed at, Robert Green)	Classics	1,042	Rate it
37	1 Nil To The Cockney Boys ANother one for the Irons	'avin a Go	982	5.0
38	We Forgot That You Were Here Sang when they finally chirp up with a song	'avin a Go	979	Rate it
39	Sit Down Shut Up Avin a go when the other team think they are ...	'avin a Go	962	5.0
40	What Was That Sung when something goes wrong for the opposition	'avin a Go	951	5.0


41	Zola, Give Us A Wave Has a boo at the end, maybe his English aint ...	Classics	943	Rate it
42	Luís Boa Morte Nice one for Luis	Hall of Fame	934	5.0
43	Your Support Says it all really	'avin a Go	899	5.0
44	Nigel Reo Coker England under 21 captain and former Hammer.	Hall of Fame	895	1.5
45	One Marlon Harewood Big Marlon's theme tune.	Vintage	839	Rate it

46	Stand Up If You Love West Ham Arise fellow Hammers	Classics	839	Rate it
47	We Are Top Of The League We was you know.	Classics	777	5.0
48	Anton And Gabbidon Rocks at the heart of our defence	Hall of Fame	708	Rate it
49	Hayden Mullins Four our midfield dynamo	Hall of Fame	686	Rate it
50	In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only) Life in the 3rd world	Funny	1,337	5.0


51	Carlton Cole (Lyric only) Sang to Carlton Cole	Hall of Fame	1,187	3.0
52	One Man Went To War (Lyric only) Went to war with Millwall	Anthems	921	Rate it
53	That's Zamora (Lyric only) To the song "that's amore"	Funny	829	5.0
54	Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only) One for Tottenham	Funny	789	4.0
55	Everywhere We Go! (Lyric only) Song sung by one person. After every line crowd chants ...	Classics	753	5.0

56	She'll Be Running Round Tesco With Her Dinner In Her Coat (Lyric only) John Terry's mum stole from Tesco's (Ed; Allegedly)	Made Up	725	5.0
57	East London Is Wonderful, Manchester Is Full Of Sh*t (Lyric only) Singing for the great East London and saying the facts ...	'avin a Go	623	5.0
58	Running round the Tottenham!! (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming round the ...	'avin a Go	618	5.0
59	Van Persie! (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of Craig David- Rewind	'avin a Go	585	5.0
60	John Terry Your Mums A Thief! (Lyric only) Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not ...	'avin a Go	564	Rate it


61	My Old Man (Lyric only) Sang about millwall (doesnt have to be to millwall)	Classics	526	4.66667
62	Big Fat Frank (Lyric only) Judas	'avin a Go	511	5.0
63	We Hate Blackburn Rovers (Lyric only) we hate blackburn rovers	'avin a Go	478	Rate it
64	Oh Sh**ty Little Spurs (Lyric only) Response to Spurs song to tune of Hokey Cokey	Vintage	451	Rate it
65	When I Was Just A Little Boy (Lyric only) We hate Tottenham	'avin a Go	451	Rate it

66	Lasagna (Lyric only) When Tottenham got food poisoning	Funny	432	5.0
67	Welcome Back To Tevez (Lyric only) Song For Tevez	Hall of Fame	394	5.0
68	The Bells Are Ringing (Lyric only) An old Anthem	Anthems	389	5.0
69	Your Sh*T Without Ronaldo (Lyric only) Sums up Man United pretty quickly	Made Up	383	5.0
70	I Remember Wembley (Lyric only) Those were the days	Vintage	361	3.0


71	Collison (Lyric only) Top youngster for the Hammers	Hall of Fame	358	Rate it
72	Carlton Cole Is A Football Genius (Lyric only) I heard this at a west ham game against Tottenham. ...	Hall of Fame	348	5.0
73	That Boy Ronaldo (Lyric only) To the tune That boy Ronaldo	Funny	347	5.0
74	One Man Went To Shag (Lyric only) when we next play city. to the tune of 1 ...	Funny	342	Rate it
75	Vera's Dead (Lyric only) West Ham fans away at Man City following the death ...	Funny	335	Rate it

76	Lets All Go To Tescos (Lyric only) Sung to Lampard	Funny	335	Rate it
77	Lampard You Let Your Children Down! (Lyric only) Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat ...	'avin a Go	325	Rate it
78	You're Getting Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) Sung to managers who are doing a rubbish job	'avin a Go	318	Rate it
79	You Dont Love Your Wife (Lyric only) Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife ...	'avin a Go	316	Rate it
80	No Neck Bellamy (Lyric only) Guy infront of me sang it to Bellamy	'avin a Go	302	5.0


81	There Once Was A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only) West Ham song sung to Liverpool or Everton.	'avin a Go	296	Rate it
82	Valon Behrami (To The Tune Of Toon Toon Barmy Army) (Lyric only) Sung at Fulham away this year	Funny	296	Rate it
83	Every Where We Go (Lyric only) back to 1990	Classics	287	5.0
84	You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy (Lyric only) Sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at home when we stuffed ...	Funny	285	5.0
85	You Are A Scouser (Lyric only) An Ugly Scouser	Funny	281	5.0

86	Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal (Lyric only) Pretending we scored as we dont much sung at Arsenal ...	Funny	281	5.0
87	Scott Parker (Lyric only) Best midfielder in Europe	Hall of Fame	272	Rate it
88	Can You Hear Chelsea (Lyric only) I certainly can't hear them	'avin a Go	269	Rate it
89	Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? (Lyric only) Just reminding Arsenal about there defence.	Funny	268	5.0
90	Oh Manchester (Lyric only) Full of ???	'avin a Go	263	1.0


91	Valon Behrami (Lyric only) Goes to the tune of Viva Ronaldo. Just made the ...	Made Up	263	5.0
92	R.O.B E.R.T (Lyric only) Robert Green	Hall of Fame	258	Rate it
93	He Comes From Italy (Lyric only) Sung to the legend	Classics	256	Rate it
94	Who Needs Craig Bellamy? (Lyric only) We've got Carlton	'avin a Go	250	5.0
95	Sit On Them Bast*ds Below (Lyric only) Funny song sang to Chelsea	'avin a Go	247	Rate it

96	Whos That Team Called West Ham (Lyric only) They really are...	Classics	232	Rate it
97	Zola And Steve Clarke (Lyric only) We got Zola and Steve Clarke both from Chelsea.	Funny	231	3.0
98	You're Fat An Your Birds A Slag (Lyric only) sung to wayne rooney	'avin a Go	230	5.0
99	We Love West Ham (Lyric only) warms the crowd up	Classics	226	1.0
100	Frank Lampard (Lyric only) In honour of Frank Lampard senior scoring the winning goal ...	Hall of Fame	221	5.0


101	Bolton Went To Rome (Lyric only) Havin ago at Bolton for a shocknig trip to Rome	'avin a Go	221	5.0
102	Behrami Wooooooah (Lyric only) New chant for the main man Valon Behrami	Hall of Fame	210	3.0
103	Have you eaten all your mates? (Lyric only) Sung to fat Fulham fan who was surrounded by empty ...	Funny	209	Rate it
104	She Wore A Claret Ribbon (Lyric only) And not much else...	Classics	201	1.0
105	Scms Go Marching (Lyric only) Having a go at Liverpool	Made Up	201	5.0

106	Zola (Lyric only) In honour of our Great new Manager	Hall of Fame	199	5.0
107	We're S**t And We're Beating You (Lyric only) Sang it against Man U and Spurs	Funny	195	5.0
108	Mark Noble (Lyric only) Star midfielder	Hall of Fame	195	5.0
109	Mark Noble (Lyric only) Sang to Hammers fan Mark Noble	Hall of Fame	194	1.0
110	United Are Goin To Wembley (Lyric only) Yes we will	Made Up	193	5.0


111	He Comes From Who Knows Where (Lyric only) Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!	Hall of Fame	190	Rate it
112	John Pantsil (Lyric only) Semi-ironic chant for our former energy-filled cult hero.	Hall of Fame	182	5.0
113	Oh Matty Etherington (Lyric only) Matty sees sense.	Hall of Fame	181	Rate it
114	Who The F*Ck Do You Think You Are? (Lyric only) Sung to the opposition fans when they get up themselves	'avin a Go	178	5.0
115	John Moncur (Lyric only) He's here, he's there	Hall of Fame	173	4.5

116	Does Your Butler Know You're Here? (Lyric only) winding up our near-silent Fulham counterparts.	'avin a Go	173	5.0
117	We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only) West Ham fans chanted this to the Brighton fans (to ...	Funny	172	5.0
118	This Is Like Being At Church (Lyric only) sung to bolton's poor home fans even tho we was ...	'avin a Go	171	5.0
119	Lets Go Have A Disco (Lyric only) Top West Ham funny song	Funny	161	Rate it
120	Mourinho Getting Sacked? (Lyric only) Bye Bye Mourinho	Vintage	158	Rate it


121	F Off Reo-Coker (Lyric only) Sung to the ex Hammers player	'avin a Go	158	Rate it
122	1-0 To The Cockney Boys (Lyric only) When we go ahead 1-0, can be changed to whatever ...	'avin a Go	157	5.0
123	Should Of Died In The Tunnel (Lyric only) If only this happened to Ronaldo after the crash	'avin a Go	151	5.0
124	Your Just A Fat Paul Ince (Lyric only) What Frank Lampard is	Funny	150	5.0
125	Short Greedy Bast**d (Lyric only) Sang to Bellamy against Man City	'avin a Go	150	Rate it

126	Lets All Do A Barthez (Lyric only) Sang while waving one arm in the air	Funny	149	Rate it
127	Your Suit's from Mothercare (Lyric only) Sang to Sammy Lee	Funny	142	Rate it
128	F*ck Off Reo Coker (Lyric only) When Aston Villa and Nigel Reo Coker, visit the Boleyn	'avin a Go	142	Rate it
129	England's Number One (Lyric only) Sung to Robert Green	Hall of Fame	141	5.0
130	Bring Back My Mackevenie (Lyric only) To 'bring back my Bonnie'	Hall of Fame	140	Rate it


131	Who The F*cking Hell Are You (Lyric only) When a unknown sub comes on for the other team	'avin a Go	140	5.0
132	We Love You Zola (Lyric only) Says it all really	Hall of Fame	140	5.0
133	Wnky Wnky Wanderers (Lyric only) Having a go at Bolton yesterday	Funny	139	5.0
134	1-0 And You Still Look S**t (Lyric only) Havin' a dig at the other team	'avin a Go	138	Rate it
135	Steve Bruce Is A Ugly C**T (Lyric only) what west ham think of steve bruce	'avin a Go	138	4.0

136	We Are Staying Up (Lyric only) We did the great escape	Classics	136	5.0
137	Fck Off Pantsil/Pantsil, Pantsil You're A Cnt (Lyric only) Sung to JP and fulham away this year (2008) after ...	'avin a Go	136	1.0
138	We All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil'S (Lyric only) Great song for are former hero Johnny Pantsil.	Funny	130	5.0
139	We Love You Dailly (Lyric only) What do you think of our curly haired Scotsman.	Funny	129	5.0
140	Etherington,Ton,Ton (Lyric only) A chant that should be song about our start player.	Hall of Fame	129	5.0

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