West Ham Songs & Chants

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles All time classic and the best fanchant ever. Best ringtone ...	Anthems	4,066	5.0
2	Twist and Shout And another classic.	Anthems	1,157	5.0
3	Stick The Blue Flag And leave it there.	Anthems	1,046	5.0
4	East, East, East London The best place in the whole wide world.	Anthems	1,006	5.0
5	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	Funny	905	Rate it
6	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	Funny	844	5.0
7	Let's Go F*****g Mental Hehe, we love it.	Classics	799	Rate it

8	Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo Simple but effective.	Classics	796	Rate it
9	Irons! Another good ringtone.	Classics	754	Rate it
10	We All Follow The West Ham For ever and ever.	Anthems	732	Rate it
11	Let's All Have A Disco Love to shuffle. Funny ringtone.	Classics	535	Rate it
12	We Love You West Ham Amen to that.	Classics	513	5.0
13	Come On You Irons Cheer em on. Great ringtone too.	Classics	500	Rate it
14	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	Funny	458	Rate it
15	We Are Top Of The League We was you know.	Classics	426	Rate it

16	Your Support Says it all really.	'avin a Go	339	Rate it
17	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsinging them again.	'avin a Go	314	Rate it
18	Zamora Former Hammer - Thanks for the memories	Vintage	309	Rate it
19	Who Are Ya? Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone.	'avin a Go	306	Rate it
20	Yossi Benayoun Creative genius.	Vintage	259	Rate it
21	Anton And Gabbidon Rocks at the heart of our defence	Hall of Fame	251	Rate it
22	Nigel Reo Coker England under 21 captain and former Hammer.	Vintage	240	2.0
23	One Marlon Harewood Big Marlon's theme tune.	Vintage	201	Rate it

24	One Man Went To War Went to war with Millwall	Anthems	804	Rate it
25	Everywhere We Go! Song sung by one person. After every line crowd chants ...	Classics	732	Rate it
26	I'm West Ham Till I Die And forever more...	Classics	635	Rate it
27	She Wore A Claret Ribbon And not much else...	Classics	605	Rate it
28	Oh East London! Sung to the tune of ‘When the Saints go Marching ...	Classics	585	Rate it
29	In Your Liverpool Slums Life in the 3rd world	Funny	429	Rate it
30	Every Where We Go back to 1990	Classics	393	Rate it
31	You're Just A Fat Eddie Murphy Sung to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink at home when we stuffed ...	Funny	374	Rate it

32	Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be Taking the micky out of Chelsea	'avin a Go	364	Rate it
33	Van Persie! Sung to the tune of Craig David- Rewind	'avin a Go	363	Rate it
34	Bring Back My Foreskin One for Tottenham	Funny	353	Rate it
35	Big Fat Frank Judas	'avin a Go	343	Rate it
36	We Are Staying Up We did the great escape	Classics	331	Rate it
37	You Are A Scouser An Ugly Scouser	Funny	315	Rate it
38	We're S**t And We're Beating You Sang it against Man U and Spurs	Funny	314	Rate it
39	Vera's Dead West Ham fans away at Man City following the death ...	Funny	305	Rate it

40	Oh Manchester Full of ???	'avin a Go	288	Rate it
41	Lasagna When Tottenham got food poisoning	Funny	278	Rate it
42	Running round the Tottenham!! Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming round the ...	'avin a Go	277	Rate it
43	We Can See You West Ham fans chanted this to the Brighton fans (to ...	Funny	266	Rate it
44	That's Zamora To the song "that's amore"	Funny	258	Rate it
45	Oh Sh**ty Little Spurs Response to Spurs song to tune of Hokey Cokey	Vintage	251	Rate it
46	I Remember Wembley Those were the days	Vintage	246	Rate it
47	Your Suit's from Mothercare Sang to Sammy Lee	Funny	236	Rate it

48	1-0 And You Still Look S**t Havin' a dig at the other team	'avin a Go	226	Rate it
49	This Is Like Being At Church sung to bolton's poor home fans even tho we was ...	'avin a Go	224	Rate it
50	Mourinho Getting Sacked? Bye Bye Mourinho	Vintage	223	Rate it
51	We Love You Dailly What do you think of our curly haired Scotsman.	Funny	214	Rate it
52	Sit Down Shut Up Avin a go wen the other team think they are ...	'avin a Go	204	Rate it
53	Never Get A Job!! Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never ...	'avin a Go	202	Rate it
54	R.O.B E.R.T Robert Green	Hall of Fame	191	Rate it
55	John Moncur He's here, he's there	Vintage	167	Rate it

56	Oh Matty Etherington Matty sees sense.	Hall of Fame	159	Rate it
57	Bring Back My Mackevenie To 'bring back my Bonnie'	Vintage	140	Rate it
58	England's Number One Sung to Robert Green	Hall of Fame	140	Rate it
59	John Pantsil Semi-ironic chant for our former energy-filled cult hero.	Vintage	108	Rate it
60	Does Your Butler Know You're Here? winding up our near-silent Fulham counterparts.	'avin a Go	107	Rate it
61	We All Dream Of A Team Of John Pantsil'S Great song for are former hero Johnny Pantsil.	Funny	0	Rate it
62	Let'S Pretend We Scored A Goal Pretending we scored as we dont much sung at Arsenal ...	Funny	0	Rate it
63	Steve Bruce Is A Ugly C**T what west ham think of steve bruce	'avin a Go	0	Rate it

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