Watford Songs & Chants

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Can We Play You Every Week Easy, easy, easy....	Funny	202	Rate it
2	W.A.T.F.O.R.D. Quiet beginning to the recording but gets better.	Anthems	186	Rate it
3	Malky Mackay Funny chant...	Funny	181	Rate it
4	1 Nil To The Golden Boys Sung, well, when we've scored our first, of many at ...	Classics	176	5.0
5	Aidy Boothroyd's Yellow Army This army ain't yella, well it is but...	Anthems	157	Rate it
6	Chim Chiminey Shittu Watford chant for our Goliath at the back Danny Shittu.	Hall of Fame	155	Rate it
7	That's Why We're Top Of The League Pure golden class, Premier League here we come.	Classics	149	Rate it

8	When I Was Just A Little Boy Some mothers do 'ave em. Not a great recording I'm ...	Classics	145	Rate it
9	Tommy Smith One of our best players.	Hall of Fame	141	Rate it
10	Adrian Mariappa Chant Midfield dynamo ex-captain of the academy side.	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
11	Jobi McAnuff Watford chant for Jamaican midfielder.	Hall of Fame	134	Rate it
12	Watford, Watford Simple but the best, great watford ringtone too.	Anthems	133	Rate it
13	Henderson Darius our former hero!	Vintage	128	Rate it
14	Are You Watching Luton Town Look and learn from the local big team.	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
15	De De De De De Aidy Boothroyd Another Watford chant for the boss Aidy Boothroyd.	Hall of Fame	126	Rate it

16	Thirty Quid Havin a go at Palace's extortionate price for entry to ...	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
17	We Love You Watford Amen to that.	Anthems	122	Rate it
18	EIEIEIO Marlon King Nice little twist at the end to include ex-striker Marlon ...	Vintage	122	Rate it
19	Let's All Wave At Warnock Singing this at Palace, winding him up.	'avin a Go	120	Rate it
20	And It's Watford F.C Watford F.C are great.	Classics	116	Rate it
21	Lalala Tamas Priskin Hungarian midfielder.	Hall of Fame	116	Rate it
22	Warnock Is A W*nker Trying to wind up Palace's manager. He flicked V's back ...	'avin a Go	116	Rate it
23	Aidy Give Us A Wave The boss man waves back	Hall of Fame	112	Rate it

24	We Are Top Of The League Remember when...	Classics	110	Rate it
25	You Are My Watford My only Watford.	Classics	103	Rate it
26	Sit Down Shut Up Sung at the opposition support when they get a bit ...	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
27	S*it Ground, No Fans A common one used by away fans to ridicule the ...	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
28	You What? Eh, what you say?	'avin a Go	101	Rate it
29	Sit Down And Read Your Books Sung when the atmosphere is like a library.	'avin a Go	97	Rate it
30	Your Support Is S*it Sung to the home fans usually.	'avin a Go	95	Rate it
31	Watford Till I Die And probably thereafter.	Classics	112	Rate it

32	Hello, Hello, We Are The Watford Boys Surrender or you die.	Classics	112	Rate it
33	Famous WFC ello, ello!	Classics	105	Rate it
34	We All Follow The Watford Over land & sea	Classics	94	Rate it
35	Wings Of A Sparrow Poop the size of an elephant.	'avin a Go	92	Rate it
36	Who let the Horns out! Who? who?	Classics	92	Rate it
37	Are you shagging Ant 'n' Dec Sung back at the Geordie's after chanting are you shagging ...	Funny	88	Rate it
38	He's Only A Poor Little Hatter, Bless 'em.	'avin a Go	87	Rate it

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