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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Birmingham Anthems
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Birmingham Funny Football Chants
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Birmingham Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Birmingham Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Birmingham 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Birmingham Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Birmingham Made Up Chants And Songs
Craige Gardner Is A Blue ...
Craige Gardner is a blue ...
They All Talk F*nny Over ...
sung to the opposition
One Greedy B*stard (Lyric only)
Song for Sullivan from West ...
We Heard You Ran From ...
Sung at West Ham Away!
My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
sung when playing Villa away
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 15 |
Carl Matthews Birmingham City |
| 2 | 11 |
Ddom Ddom Birmingham City |
| 3 | 7 |
Luke Edwards Birmingham City |
| 4 | 7 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 5 | 6 |
Dillon Probert Birmingham City |
| 6 | 5 |
Louis Clarke Birmingham City |
| 7 | 4 |
Jack Stevens Birmingham City |
| 8 | 3 |
Luke Morris Birmingham City |
| 9 | 3 |
Toman Walter Birmingham City |
| 10 | 3 |
Dale Edgington Birmingham City |
| 11 | 3 |
Matthew Fage Birmingham City |
| 12 | 3 |
Conor Snowball Birmingham City |
| 13 | 3 |
Mike Carlin Birmingham City |
| 14 | 2 |
Alex Watson Birmingham City |
| 15 | 1 |
Natalie J Birmingham City |
Brummies singing the blues.
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Keep Right On
There will always be Birmingham. |
Anthems | 6,490 | |
| 2 |
S**t On The Villa
Old Favourite. |
Anthems | 3,007 | |
| 3 |
Silent Night
Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton |
Funny | 2,291 | |
| 4 |
Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey
brilliant made by back of tilton |
Funny | 2,188 | |
| 5 |
We're Birmingham
We're Birmingham City! |
Classics | 1,952 | |
| 6 |
Swing Low
well to be fair ub40 sing it |
Anthems | 1,608 | |
| 7 |
Blues Go Down Together!
Sung when the Blues are on our way up, or ... |
Classics | 1,599 | |
| 8 |
You'll get Foot & Mouth
This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ... |
Funny | 1,519 | |
| 9 |
When The Beans Come Out The Tin
everybody loves beans |
Funny | 1,402 | |
| 10 |
Never felt more like Singing The Blues
It's never that bad. |
Anthems | 1,281 | |
| 11 |
O'Connor
The song says it all really. |
Funny | 1,201 | |
| 12 |
O What A Night
Remembering the Villa game |
Classics | 1,190 | |
| 13 |
La, la, la lalalaaaa....Birmingham
Quality. |
Classics | 1,130 | |
| 14 |
Cheer Up Billy Davies
Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby |
Funny | 1,063 | |
| 15 |
Who The F***ing 'ell Are You
Well, who are ya? Makes a great Birmingham City ringtone ... |
'avin a Go | 1,056 | |
| 16 |
Birmingham
The best ones are always the simplest. |
Anthems | 1,055 | |
| 17 |
Larsson Is A Blue Nose
He's one of us, La, La La, La... |
Hall of Fame | 914 | |
| 18 |
If You All Hate Villa Clap Yer Hands
Hands together then. |
'avin a Go | 878 | |
| 19 |
Let Him Die
To a opposing player when injured |
'avin a Go | 835 | |
| 20 |
Muamba
One of a few on here about our former colossus. |
Hall of Fame | 832 | |
| 21 |
McSheffrey
Song for Birmingham's top man Gary McSheffrey. |
Hall of Fame | 788 | |
| 22 |
Fu*K Em Up Get In To Em
Can go on forever |
'avin a Go | 761 | |
| 23 |
De Der Der Der De
A humming kina tune. |
Classics | 749 | |
| 24 |
DJ Campbell
Heroes chant for one of our boys. DJ Campbell chant. |
Hall of Fame | 709 | |
| 25 |
Time To Go
We can see em sneaking out. Nice tune. Rounded off ... |
'avin a Go | 693 | |
| 26 |
That's Why You're Going Down
Sung to those who are going down, the reason being ... |
'avin a Go | 684 | |
| 27 |
(clap blues)
Well what do you say, just had to go up ... |
Classics | 654 | |
| 28 |
City (clap)
Simple but effective, sounds good on the mobile phone. |
Classics | 578 | |
| 29 |
Steve Bruce's Barmy Army
As barmy as he is. |
Hall of Fame | 564 | |
| 30 |
Easy
Always easy for the boys in blue. |
Classics | 555 | |
| 31 |
I Am A City Fan (Lyric only)
Made up at Sheffield Wednesday, goes on forever |
Classics | 1,352 | |
| 32 |
Zulu Army (Lyric only)
Blues, Blues |
Classics | 1,139 | |
| 33 |
The Song For Chucho (Lyric only)
CHUCHO song |
Hall of Fame | 1,033 | |
| 34 |
Dirty Villa Bast*rd (Lyric only)
Quality Brum song. |
'avin a Go | 866 | |
| 35 |
Don't Cry For Me Aston Villa (Lyric only)
Classic Birmingham City humor. |
Funny | 763 | |
| 36 |
Small Heath Alliance (Lyric only)
Away day classic |
Classics | 647 | |
| 37 |
Benitez Woah Oo (Lyric only)
New chant for record signing |
Made Up | 640 | |
| 38 |
Scott Dann's Indestructable! (Lyric only)
Scott Dann |
Hall of Fame | 624 | |
| 39 |
Scott Dann (Lyric only)
A song about another of our signings. Birmingham city classic ... |
Made Up | 614 | |
| 40 |
John Carew Scum (Lyric only)
John Carew... Carew Hes Sh*t Like His Hole Team Too... |
Made Up | 604 | |
| 41 |
Poor Little Villa Fan (Lyric only)
They make you feel sick, so you gotta sort it. |
Anthems | 510 | |
| 42 |
Villa Bast*rds In The Sky (Lyric only)
'Avin a go at the scum |
'avin a Go | 495 | |
| 43 |
I Can't Read, I Can't Write (Lyric only)
Funny Birmingham City humor. |
Funny | 471 | |
| 44 |
Always Believe In Scott Dann (Lyric only)
To the tune of "you are gold" |
Hall of Fame | 462 | |
| 45 |
Tilton Road (Lyric only)
Birmingham City classic chant. |
Classics | 458 | |
| 46 |
Kanu (Lyric only)
This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews ... |
Funny | 458 | |
| 47 |
500 Miles To The Tilton (Lyric only)
Sung at t sheffield united away |
Anthems | 446 | |
| 48 |
We're On Our Way (Lyric only)
How do we get there again? |
Anthems | 428 | |
| 49 |
We Pay For Your Hats (Lyric only)
Sang to the old bill |
'avin a Go | 419 | |
| 50 |
England No.1 Joe Hart (Lyric only)
Song for future england no 1 keeper Joe Hart |
Anthems | 410 | |
| 51 |
Yams Yams (Lyric only)
wanna destroy villa and wolves |
Made Up | 406 | Rate it |
| 52 |
Villa Dreams (Lyric only)
In tatters |
'avin a Go | 404 | |
| 53 |
Frank Quedrue (Lyric only)
A song about Blues French Left Back, Frank Quedrue. |
Made Up | 401 | |
| 54 |
Cameron Jerome (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Gold!" |
Hall of Fame | 393 | |
| 55 |
He's Big He's Black (Lyric only)
Jaidiiiiiii |
Hall of Fame | 393 | |
| 56 |
Cameron Jerome Goal Machine? (Lyric only)
When Jerome scores ? |
Hall of Fame | 393 | |
| 57 |
I Would Rather Be A Sausage Than An Egg (Lyric only)
And who wouldn't? |
Funny | 383 | |
| 58 |
Heskey The Traitor (Lyric only)
Heskey the traitor |
'avin a Go | 380 | |
| 59 |
Let's All Go To Tescos (Lyric only)
Sung to our badly dressed foes, to the tune of ... |
Funny | 378 | |
| 60 |
I Am A City Fan (Lyric only)
Birmingham vs Sheffield Wednesday |
Made Up | 367 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Kevin Phillps (Lyric only)
Birminghams number 9 |
Hall of Fame | 366 | |
| 62 |
Paint The Holte End (Lyric only)
Old chant from late 70's early 80's I know the ... |
Vintage | 357 | |
| 63 |
Villa Fan On A String (Lyric only)
Blues fans abusing the Villa fans. |
'avin a Go | 341 | |
| 64 |
Alex Is A Zulu (Lyric only)
Sung to Alex Mcleish when he gets angry (All the ... |
Funny | 338 | Rate it |
| 65 |
We're All Going On A European Tour (Lyric only)
sarcastic Brummie humour after an 11 game unbeaten run. To ... |
Anthems | 328 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Behave Yourself (Lyric only)
Sung to young, chavvy Stoke fans who just couldn't take ... |
'avin a Go | 327 | |
| 67 |
Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
song for the blues flop costly |
'avin a Go | 326 | |
| 68 |
The Villa Family (Lyric only)
Der, der, de, dum, tut, tut. |
Funny | 322 | |
| 69 |
Jimmy Greenhoff (Lyric only)
An old classic football chant. |
Hall of Fame | 320 | Rate it |
| 70 |
My Old Man (Lyric only)
Dad knows nothing. |
Classics | 313 | |
| 71 |
Hes Got A Pineapple (Lyric only)
sung to players with dodgy hair |
'avin a Go | 313 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Blame It On The Marcus (Lyric only)
Quality song about major flop Marcus Bent |
Funny | 292 | |
| 73 |
Oh Keith Fahey Was Born In Dublin (Lyric only)
Keith Fahey |
Hall of Fame | 285 | |
| 74 |
Heeeeeeeey Scousers (Lyric only)
Sung to you know who to the tune of Hey ... |
'avin a Go | 284 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Cockney Scum (Lyric only)
Sung at the fans of any London based team. Best ... |
'avin a Go | 284 | |
| 76 |
Local Team? (Lyric only)
Sung when playing Man United |
'avin a Go | 283 | Rate it |
| 77 |
S*it On The Gold And Black (Lyric only)
Shit on the yam yams |
'avin a Go | 280 | |
| 78 |
In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
We're not the only ones who sing it I know, ... |
Funny | 279 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Liam Ridgewell Joined The Blues (Lyric only)
Liam Ridgewell |
Hall of Fame | 279 | |
| 80 |
Fergie Time (Lyric only)
sung against Man United when the ref gave 6 minutes ... |
Funny | 279 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Cameron Jerome (Lyric only)
A made up chant for CJ |
Made Up | 277 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Oh Birmingham (Lyric only)
Brum in wonderfull |
Classics | 272 | Rate it |
| 83 |
HammerVilla (Amarillo) (Lyric only)
A New Version Of Tony Christies Amarillo for those less ... |
Funny | 267 | |
| 84 |
Oh What A Night! (Lyric only)
Sung after we beat Villa for the first time after ... |
Classics | 263 | |
| 85 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Sung to you know who. |
Funny | 262 | |
| 86 |
Stephen Carr, Dont You Wish (Lyric only)
Spehen Carr Right Back |
Hall of Fame | 253 | |
| 87 |
City Aggro (Lyric only)
Old classic, sung at a few other clubs. |
Classics | 251 | Rate it |
| 88 |
Chim Chimmeny (Lyric only)
Its true, we hate them! |
'avin a Go | 241 | |
| 89 |
Come On A Skateboard (Lyric only)
Kids... (and not many of em). |
'avin a Go | 236 | |
| 90 |
We Are Brummies, Yes We Are! (Lyric only)
Showing we are proud to be Brummie! See Youtube |
'avin a Go | 228 | |
| 91 |
We Are Brummies (Lyric only)
Greetings from St. Andrews to away fans. |
'avin a Go | 222 | Rate it |
| 92 |
S**tting All Over The Scum (Lyric only)
To the tune of '"Rockin All Over The World'" by ... |
Classics | 218 | |
| 93 |
We All Hate Villa (Lyric only)
Everyone hates them, but none more than us |
'avin a Go | 215 | |
| 94 |
Zulu's Gonna Getcha (Lyric only)
Ah the zulu days lol |
Hall of Fame | 212 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Everywhere We Go (Lyric only)
Who are we, Who are we? |
Classics | 210 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Running Round The Bull Ring (Lyric only)
Another classic Birmingham chant sung on cup days. |
Classics | 210 | |
| 97 |
Taity Rave On (Lyric only)
Tatey rave on! |
Hall of Fame | 205 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Oh The Holte End (Lyric only)
We hate Villa |
Made Up | 204 | |
| 99 |
Champions Ball (Lyric only)
Sung at pointless games or on sight of winning a ... |
Classics | 203 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Can You hear Villa Sing (Lyric only)
Sung when we play Villa cos they never sing. |
'avin a Go | 203 | Rate it |
| 101 |
The Cardiff Dance (Lyric only)
Sung when we were on our way to Cardiff. 2001 ... |
Classics | 201 | |
| 102 |
Simon Sturridge (Lyric only)
Song about Simon Sturridge. |
Hall of Fame | 200 | Rate it |
| 103 |
Scousers (Lyric only)
For the thieving robbing scousers |
'avin a Go | 197 | Rate it |
| 104 |
You're Not Chelsea Anymore. (Lyric only)
Brilliant, sung last season to Chelski. |
Funny | 196 | Rate it |
| 105 |
All Bounce (Lyric only)
Great Birmingham City Football chant |
Classics | 195 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Franck Queudrue (Lyric only)
Who doesn't want Franck Queudrue as a leftback? |
Hall of Fame | 185 | Rate it |
| 107 |
Drunk and Disorderly. (Lyric only)
Newts give it some. |
Classics | 184 | Rate it |
| 108 |
We Heard You Ran From The Millwall (Lyric only)
Sung at West Ham Away! |
'avin a Go | 183 | Rate it |
| 109 |
Carlos Costly Immigrant (Lyric only)
Carlos Costly is an Immigrant |
Funny | 180 | |
| 110 |
Andy Watsons Barmy Army (Lyric only)
named after, of course the legendary andy watson |
Classics | 178 | Rate it |
| 111 |
Jerome (Lyric only)
Chant for the blues goal machine |
Hall of Fame | 177 | Rate it |
| 112 |
We Pay Your Benefits (Lyric only)
Having a go at the poor scousers |
'avin a Go | 175 | |
| 113 |
You're The S**t Of Birmingham (Lyric only)
Sung to our cr*p neighbours. |
'avin a Go | 173 | Rate it |
| 114 |
When The Blues Go Marching In (Lyric only)
I want to be in that number. |
Anthems | 172 | Rate it |
| 115 |
Take Me Home To St Andrews (Lyric only)
Home of Birmingham |
Made Up | 172 | |
| 116 |
Build a bonfire (Lyric only)
All year round |
'avin a Go | 167 | Rate it |
| 117 |
Come To Birmingham (Lyric only)
and you will see... |
Classics | 166 | |
| 118 |
Molly Malone (Lyric only)
Molly Malone song |
Anthems | 165 | |
| 119 |
Frank Quedrue (Lyric only)
Who needs Ronaldo |
Hall of Fame | 163 | Rate it |
| 120 |
Ollie (Lyric only)
Ollie (Ed: Brilliant, but whats it about?) |
Classics | 154 | Rate it |
| 121 |
Stick Robbie Savage Up Your A**e! (Lyric only)
Sung in the first match Blues played against Blackburn after ... |
'avin a Go | 153 | Rate it |
| 122 |
The River Cole (Lyric only)
About the River Thames. (to the tune of saints go ... |
Funny | 153 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Take Me Home (Lyric only)
St.Andrews |
Made Up | 153 | |
| 124 |
We are Birmingham (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Ooops Upside Your Head... |
Classics | 152 | |
| 125 |
Super Kev (Lyric only)
Blue nose marksman |
Hall of Fame | 151 | |
| 126 |
Alex Mcleish (Lyric only)
Give us a wave boss |
Classics | 151 | Rate it |
| 127 |
You Are My City (Lyric only)
My only city |
Anthems | 149 | Rate it |
| 128 |
Viva Seb (Lyric only)
Super seb our winger |
Hall of Fame | 149 | Rate it |
| 129 |
Those Were The Days (Lyric only)
Oh yes those were the days. Coming back next season. |
Classics | 147 | Rate it |
| 130 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Classic derby day chant ! |
Anthems | 147 | Rate it |
| 131 |
Sheep Shagers (Lyric only)
Birmingham chant sung to cardiff |
'avin a Go | 147 | Rate it |
| 132 |
Jingle bells (Lyric only)
Away days |
Classics | 145 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Only Sing When You're Robbing (Lyric only)
Sang to Liverpool when they were silent |
'avin a Go | 144 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Oh Carlos Costly (Lyric only)
Oh Carlos Costly |
Funny | 144 | |
| 135 |
Super Seb (Lyric only)
super super seb |
Hall of Fame | 143 | Rate it |
| 136 |
We Forgot That You Were Here (Lyric only)
song at notthingham forest away, to the tun of who ... |
Anthems | 143 | Rate it |
| 137 |
The Rocket Club is going bust (Lyric only)
An ode to Blackburns favourite son. |
Vintage | 138 | Rate it |
| 138 |
Is That Dead Sheep On Your Head (Lyric only)
Curly capered funny sung to Ivan Campo of Bolton last ... |
Funny | 137 | Rate it |
| 139 |
One Greedy B*stard (Lyric only)
Song for Sullivan from West Ham Away |
'avin a Go | 137 | Rate it |
| 140 |
You're Not Fit To Referee (Lyric only)
sung when the refs sh*t |
'avin a Go | 137 | |
| 141 |
My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
sung when playing Villa away |
'avin a Go | 137 | |
| 142 |
Trevor Francis (Lyric only)
A couple for our all time hero. |
Hall of Fame | 135 | Rate it |
| 143 |
Spunky Seaman (Lyric only)
Sung when Ron Saunders was manager and David Seaman was ... |
Vintage | 135 | Rate it |
| 144 |
F**k 'em All (Lyric only)
And the rest of em, take em all. |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 145 |
By The Seaside (Lyric only)
Old favourite. |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 146 |
Stick Your Camera (Lyric only)
Sung to the police if they go round filming everyone! ... |
Funny | 128 | |
| 147 |
City Till I Die (Lyric only)
To the end. |
Classics | 127 | Rate it |
| 148 |
Shoes Off (Lyric only)
How much you love them |
Classics | 127 | Rate it |
| 149 |
Lou Macari (Lyric only)
Changed from Skip to my Lou after he walked out ... |
Vintage | 126 | Rate it |
| 150 |
Who!? (Lyric only)
Song during opposition substitution |
Funny | 125 | Rate it |
| 151 |
Come On City (Lyric only)
Getting behind the blue boys goes on forever.... |
Anthems | 125 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Blues Forever (Lyric only)
Blues Song |
Classics | 124 | |
| 153 |
We Love You Birmingham (Lyric only)
We love the super Blues. |
Anthems | 123 | Rate it |
| 154 |
Useless (Lyric only)
Song when opposition miss |
Classics | 123 | Rate it |
| 155 |
Chim chiminey (Lyric only)
We don't like claret and blue much |
'avin a Go | 122 | Rate it |
| 156 |
How Wide (Lyric only)
Song when opposition miss |
Funny | 121 | Rate it |
| 157 |
Steward Is A Blues Nose (Lyric only)
Sang when Brum see the steward cheering |
Funny | 121 | |
| 158 |
Faheys A Jolly Good Fellow (Lyric only)
Keith Fahey, Irish creative midfielder who plays for Brum |
Hall of Fame | 121 | |
| 159 |
They All Talk F*nny Over There! (Lyric only)
sung to the opposition |
'avin a Go | 120 | Rate it |
| 160 |
Let's Go F***ing Mental (Lyric only)
Let's have it. |
Classics | 119 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Beat the Blues (Lyric only)
Yer having a laugh |
Classics | 118 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Hameur Bouazza (Lyric only)
He plays on the left he plays on the right |
Hall of Fame | 117 | |
| 163 |
Get A Proper Job (Lyric only)
Sang to Stewards |
'avin a Go | 117 | |
| 164 |
Your Support (Lyric only)
Football song sung mostly at away games |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 165 |
Stuart Parnaby, Dont You Wish (Lyric only)
Stuart Parnaby |
Hall of Fame | 111 | |
| 166 |
Sneeking Out (Lyric only)
Sung to home or away fans when they have had ... |
'avin a Go | 110 | |
| 167 |
Get Into 'Em (Lyric only)
Getting behind The Blues. |
Classics | 106 | Rate it |
| 168 |
David Gold Is Magic (Lyric only)
The main man Goldie, our saviour. |
Hall of Fame | 106 | Rate it |
| 169 |
McSheffrey - The new Henry (Lyric only)
The new Henry |
Hall of Fame | 104 | |
| 170 |
We Love You Nafti. (Lyric only)
Song for Mehdi Nafti. |
Hall of Fame | 104 | Rate it |
| 171 |
Jaidi He's From Tunisia (Lyric only)
He's from Tunisia whoa |
Hall of Fame | 104 | |
| 172 |
Craige Gardner Is A Blue ! (Lyric only)
Craige Gardner is a blue nose! |
Hall of Fame | 7 | Rate it |
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