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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Play Up Pompey One of the most famous anthems and a must have ...	Anthems	1,459	Rate it
2	Da Da Da Da Pig Bag Another old classic that doesn't die.	Classics	603	Rate it
3	Portsmouth City FC All together now, old classic...	Anthems	568	Rate it
4	Hello Hello We Are The Portsmouth Boys Who do we hate more than Panorama? You guessed it.	Anthems	528	Rate it
5	Der Der Der...Portsmouth. Another old time classic. Great ringtone!	Classics	495	Rate it
6	Da Da Dadada Da Da Simple but very effective - like our play!	Classics	480	Rate it
7	Benjani A classic song for our former African hitman.	Vintage	470	Rate it

8	Portsmouth Till I Die Hallelujah to that (and beyond).	Anthems	435	5.0
9	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Funny	415	Rate it
10	We Love You Portsmouth Great Portsmouth ringtone for the mobile.	Anthems	380	Rate it
11	Blue Army A timeless classic for any die hard fan.	Classics	363	Rate it
12	Kanu Scores...We're Gonna Win The League. Goal celebrations then....Belief.	Classics	362	Rate it
13	Super Matthew Taylor Our former left back.	Vintage	338	Rate it
14	Que Sera, Sera Pompey are going to Wembley.	Classics	310	Rate it
15	Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey Rooney or Kanu? You decide.	Hall of Fame	309	Rate it

16	He's Only A Little Scummer And now he don't sing any more - never did.	'avin a Go	299	Rate it
17	Ben Thatcher How much do we hate him? Just ask Pedro.	'avin a Go	290	Rate it
18	Southerners, La, La, La Civilisation as we know it.	Classics	289	Rate it
19	Don't Sing Or You'll Wake Them Up. How many times do we hear...nothing	'avin a Go	272	Rate it
20	Who Are Ya (With Bells On) The bells, the bells. Play Up Mr Pompey.	'avin a Go	265	Rate it
21	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum Stand up and be counted, we all hate the scummers.	'avin a Go	260	Rate it
22	We're Gonna Win The League You better believe it, Harry army's on the up.	Classics	240	Rate it
23	Kanu Is On Fire Somebody who's our favourite hitman....	Hall of Fame	240	Rate it

24	Harry Redknapp's Blue Army An ode to the great man himself!	Hall of Fame	232	Rate it
25	Your Support Giving it to 'em straight.	'avin a Go	229	Rate it
26	Sit Down Shut Up Shut up you Northern muppets.	'avin a Go	229	Rate it
27	You What? What you saying chump?	'avin a Go	222	Rate it
28	That's Why You're Going Down Rubbish, deserve to go down.	'avin a Go	220	Rate it
29	England's Number One best goalkeeper in Britain.	Hall of Fame	216	Rate it
30	One Pedro Mendes Pedro's going to get you.	Hall of Fame	205	Rate it
31	Wembley Wembley Pompey on their way...	Anthems	436	Rate it

32	Harry's Army Going to Wembley; Harry Redknapp ledgend.	Anthems	418	Rate it
33	You Are My Portsmouth The one and only.	Classics	279	Rate it
34	Jermain Defoe Song about the great striker.	Hall of Fame	275	Rate it
35	Niko Kranjcar Is Coming... Niko Kranjcar Is Coming...	Hall of Fame	248	Rate it
36	Get Yer Nostrils Old time funny from when Phil Thompson was deputising as ...	Funny	246	Rate it
37	One Man Went To Kill or was it play baseball	'avin a Go	236	Rate it
38	Dirty northen b***ards Grim oop Noorth.	'avin a Go	234	Rate it
39	We Are The Famous PFC Keep on running.	'avin a Go	225	Rate it

40	We've Got The Whole World In Our Team Or it seems like it	Funny	212	Rate it
41	If You All Hate The Scummers clap your hands	'avin a Go	210	Rate it
42	Sol Fa Cup Sol FA Cup	Anthems	0	Rate it

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