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City Is Ours (Lyric only)
There's only one team in ...
Super Marc (Lyric only)
Our young great Marc Albrighton
Que Sera Sera From The ...
Carling Cup semi final YouTube
Forever And Ever (Lyric only)
Forever and ever
Wembley, Wembley (Lyric only)
For reaching the League Cup ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 12 |
Matthew Seadon Aston Villa |
| 2 | 12 |
Mike Holte Aston Villa |
| 3 | 7 |
Jon Hill Aston Villa |
| 4 | 5 |
Matt S Aston Villa |
| 5 | 4 |
Paul Thomas Aston Villa |
| 6 | 3 |
Dylan Mathews Aston Villa |
| 7 | 3 |
Adam Drewry Aston Villa |
| 8 | 3 |
Ryan Stokes Aston Villa |
| 9 | 2 |
Sarah Jordan Aston Villa |
| 10 | 2 |
Ade Smith Aston Villa |
| 11 | 2 |
Jack Worton Aston Villa |
| 12 | 2 |
Jason Gibney Aston Villa |
| 13 | 1 |
Gaz Williams Aston Villa |
| 14 | 1 |
Tony Gibbs Aston Villa |
| 15 | 1 |
Duane Asbury Aston Villa |
The Villains at full pelt - criminally funny!
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
My Old Man
City fan? B*****ks to that! |
Classics | 2,460 | |
| 2 |
Yippi Aye Eh, Yippi Aye Oh.
Loud anthem, makes a good ringtone |
Anthems | 2,374 | |
| 3 |
John Carew
john carew hes bigger than me and you |
Hall of Fame | 2,318 | |
| 4 |
Gabby Agbonlahor (He's Fast As F*ck)
This boy can run |
Hall of Fame | 2,143 | |
| 5 |
Aston Villa FC
Old favourite |
Anthems | 2,129 | |
| 6 |
Birmingham, Are You Listening
Villa classic fanchant. Half decent recording. |
Anthems | 1,909 | |
| 7 |
My Garden Shed
Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size. |
Funny | 1,746 | |
| 8 |
Paul McGrath My Lord
All time legend, never forgotten. Brilliant Villa football chant |
Hall of Fame | 1,554 | |
| 9 |
Aye Aye Asley Ashley Young!
Singing Aye aye Ashley, Ashley Young! |
Hall of Fame | 1,552 | |
| 10 |
Wherever You May Be
An old classic Aston Villa song |
Classics | 1,548 | |
| 11 |
Oh Birmingham
Always a laugh down Brummy way... |
Classics | 1,446 | |
| 12 |
We've Had A Dream
Top boss taking us to glory |
Hall of Fame | 1,373 | |
| 13 |
Sh*t On The City
What else? Classic Villa. |
Classics | 1,260 | |
| 14 |
Villa Villa, Villa Villa
Novel title for a Villa chant! |
Anthems | 1,199 | |
| 15 |
Villa Till I Die
Villa to the end. |
Anthems | 1,145 | |
| 16 |
Agbonlahor
All about our wonder boy. |
Hall of Fame | 1,126 | |
| 17 |
Come on Villa
Tuneful rouser for the team |
Classics | 1,078 | |
| 18 |
Carlos Cueller
Great song for the big stopper for Villa |
Hall of Fame | 1,061 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Villa Army
Top Aston Villa ringtone. |
Anthems | 1,005 | |
| 20 |
We Shall Not Be Moved
Won the Worthington. |
Classics | 964 | |
| 21 |
Seaside
F*ck em all. |
'avin a Go | 912 | |
| 22 |
Cuéllar
Ed: Think these are the lyrics. Subbed without them. Very ... |
Hall of Fame | 899 | |
| 23 |
Moustapha Salifou
Moustapha Salifou (born June 1, 1983 in Lomé) is a ... |
Hall of Fame | 895 | |
| 24 |
We All Hate Blues Scum
Going up, going down... |
'avin a Go | 893 | Rate it |
| 25 |
We Beat The Scum 5-1
Ahh the glory... To be sent to all the Bluenoses ... |
'avin a Go | 842 | |
| 26 |
West Brom And Birmingham
Ed: Sorry not the greatest recording but thought it worthy ... |
'avin a Go | 837 | Rate it |
| 27 |
USA, USA!
Fanchant for Randy Lerner the American chairman at Villa |
Classics | 831 | |
| 28 |
O Carlos Cuellar
Top song for our Spanish Defender |
Hall of Fame | 827 | |
| 29 |
You've Only Come To See The Villa
Taunting the opposition. |
Classics | 787 | |
| 30 |
Paul McGrath My Lord - Scouse Version
Same as the old faithfull but with Scouse bits added |
Hall of Fame | 754 | |
| 31 |
Martin O'Neill
The messiah |
Hall of Fame | 751 | |
| 32 |
Have You Won The European Cup
The class of 82 have. Sung to all that haven't |
Classics | 741 | |
| 33 |
Paul Mcgrath My Lord - Middlesbrough Version
Cracking different version of the Villa classic |
Hall of Fame | 715 | |
| 34 |
Let's All Have A Disco
Fun times on the terraces |
Funny | 713 | |
| 35 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Cockneys mostly. |
Classics | 700 | |
| 36 |
Hello, Hello
Surrender or die... |
Classics | 682 | |
| 37 |
Lets Go Mental
Classic Villa chant accompanyed by jumping up and down mental ... |
Classics | 669 | Rate it |
| 38 |
They're Coming Up, They're Going Down
Sung towards the end of the 08/09 season to the ... |
Classics | 664 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Nigel Reo-Coker
Nigel Shola Andre Reo-Coker (born May 14, 1984 in Croydon, ... |
Hall of Fame | 652 | |
| 40 |
Der, Der Der...Villa!
The Villains in good voice. (ED: Better audio added) |
Classics | 651 | |
| 41 |
You're Chelsea's Feeder Club
Having a go at West Ham after they sign the ... |
'avin a Go | 638 | |
| 42 |
Martin O'Neill's Barmy Army
Homage to the manager |
Hall of Fame | 599 | |
| 43 |
Sit Down Pinocchio
Having a go at Villa's ex-defender Gareth Southgate and his ... |
'avin a Go | 576 | |
| 44 |
S**t Ground S**t Fans
They must have come in a taxi. |
'avin a Go | 573 | |
| 45 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
S*it support, sing up Villa |
'avin a Go | 569 | |
| 46 |
Oh When The Villa Go Marching In
Great Aston Villa ringtone |
Classics | 566 | |
| 47 |
Claret and Blue Army,
The claret and blue half of Birmingham on song. |
Anthems | 561 | |
| 48 |
Villa! Villa!
Chant from Villa Park terraces. |
Anthems | 557 | |
| 49 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Having a go at the scousers |
'avin a Go | 543 | |
| 50 |
We'll Meet Again...
Sung to any team in the lower leagues or who ... |
'avin a Go | 535 | |
| 51 |
We Hate The Blues
We hate the city... |
'avin a Go | 512 | |
| 52 |
Martin O'Neills's Claret And Blue Army
Anothr top Villa chant you can download to mobile or ... |
Hall of Fame | 496 | |
| 53 |
Martin Laursen
Captain marvellous - gone but not forgotten |
Hall of Fame | 484 | |
| 54 |
There's Only Juan Pablo Angel
Fanchant for former striker Angel |
Vintage | 483 | |
| 55 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You
Makes a funny Aston Villa ringtone |
'avin a Go | 482 | Rate it |
| 56 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Sung around the country, very popular, unlike Leeds |
'avin a Go | 479 | |
| 57 |
We Want Our Ball Back
Gis it back. |
Classics | 469 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Stand Up If You Love Villa
Self explanatory, makes a decent ringtone. |
Anthems | 449 | |
| 59 |
Down With The Baggies
Used to taunt anyone close to relegation in the 08/09 ... |
'avin a Go | 426 | |
| 60 |
Villa (Clap)
Old classic Villa football chant |
Classics | 421 | |
| 61 |
Feed The Hare And He Will Score
Marlon Harewood, Villa striker |
Hall of Fame | 413 | |
| 62 |
Cheerio
Bye, bye, bye, bye |
'avin a Go | 405 | |
| 63 |
It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Sung to opposing fans when the Villa have shut em ... |
'avin a Go | 400 | Rate it |
| 64 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
It's all gone quiet over in their end |
'avin a Go | 396 | |
| 65 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
It's all gone quiet over there |
'avin a Go | 395 | |
| 66 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are
It's even worse when you know |
'avin a Go | 392 | |
| 67 |
Referee's A W*nker
Nice bit of intimidation. |
'avin a Go | 374 | |
| 68 |
Olaf Mellberg
For our old stopper, now at Juve (May 08) |
Hall of Fame | 361 | |
| 69 |
Who Are Ya?
Classic go at the opposition. Makes a novel ringtone. |
'avin a Go | 358 | |
| 70 |
City Reject
Sung to any ex Blue noses who come our way |
'avin a Go | 348 | |
| 71 |
Stick Yer Camera
Sung to dibble |
'avin a Go | 348 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Tommy Sorenson
Former Top stopper. |
Hall of Fame | 344 | |
| 73 |
Steps Of The Holte End (Lyric only)
A little ditty to warn blues fans off the Holte ... |
Anthems | 546 | |
| 74 |
That Boy Ashley Young (Lyric only)
Villa's Version Of that Boy Ronaldo. |
Hall of Fame | 460 | |
| 75 |
When I Was Young, I Had A Dream. (Lyric only)
Started by someone at Bolton away...and carried on for the ... |
Hall of Fame | 414 | Rate it |
| 76 |
I Shagged Your Missus 5 Times (Lyric only)
Sung to a Liverpool fan at Anfield who was the ... |
Funny | 412 | |
| 77 |
Wembley, Wembley (Lyric only)
For reaching the League Cup Final |
Classics | 411 | |
| 78 |
Cheer Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
Cheer up Stevie G. |
Funny | 397 | |
| 79 |
John Carew, Carew (Lyric only)
After being caught visiting a gentlemen's club |
Funny | 349 | |
| 80 |
Glory Glory Aston Villa (Lyric only)
classic holte end chant from 60s-70s when villa held record ... |
Vintage | 334 | |
| 81 |
Get Your T*ts Out For Carew (Lyric only)
Sung to anyone women (as a lady physio found out ... |
Funny | 327 | |
| 82 |
Son You Be A Villa Fan (Lyric only)
To the tune of Bachelor boy |
Classics | 324 | |
| 83 |
She Wore A Claret Ribbon (Lyric only)
An oldie, but goodie. |
Anthems | 317 | |
| 84 |
Tesco Carrier Bags (Lyric only)
Baggie(Song aimed at West Bromwich Albion fans, to the tune ... |
'avin a Go | 299 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Nigel Spink... (Lyric only)
Used to be sung in the 80's, now makes a ... |
Vintage | 291 | |
| 86 |
Pride Of The Midlands Cock Of The North (Lyric only)
Old song that im not sure is still sung...? |
Vintage | 290 | |
| 87 |
We Hate The, We Hate The City... (Lyric only)
A song sung for blues (Ed: Crackin lyrics) |
'avin a Go | 289 | |
| 88 |
Jimmy Milner (Lyric only)
England international deserves a chant |
Made Up | 285 | |
| 89 |
Long time ago in Birmingham (Lyric only)
Eighteen Hundred and Seventy-four |
Anthems | 279 | |
| 90 |
Carlos Cuellar (Lyric only)
Villa's Version Of Torres Song |
Hall of Fame | 262 | |
| 91 |
Ole Ole Ole (Lyric only)
Villa's new signing |
Made Up | 250 | Rate it |
| 92 |
You're Not Fit To Referee (Lyric only)
When a bad decision happens |
'avin a Go | 248 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Nathan Delfouneso (Lyric only)
Ode to our new Striker. |
Hall of Fame | 248 | |
| 94 |
Que Sera Sera From The Holte End (Lyric only)
Carling Cup semi final YouTube |
Classics | 244 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Laughing Villa Fans (Lyric only)
To the tune of the laughing policeman to celebrate John ... |
Vintage | 233 | |
| 96 |
Holte End Army (Lyric only)
Undefeated and up for it. |
Anthems | 229 | |
| 97 |
Ollie Ollie Ollie (Lyric only)
I love that chant BY CALLUM G |
Made Up | 229 | |
| 98 |
Sunday Monday Habib Beye (Lyric only)
new song for the new signing habib beye |
Funny | 229 | |
| 99 |
Different Version Of Chim Chim Cheroo (Lyric only)
For the legend that is Carew |
Hall of Fame | 227 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Villa's Number 9 (Lyric only)
My Villa version of Liverpool's Torres chant |
Funny | 222 | |
| 101 |
Birmingham's Smallest Club (Lyric only)
Sang at the end of the 07/08 season |
Classics | 221 | Rate it |
| 102 |
Aston, Aston Villa (Lyric only)
Old classic. |
Classics | 213 | |
| 103 |
Pride of the Midlands, The Lions Of Brum (Lyric only)
No doubt |
Anthems | 213 | |
| 104 |
Bubbles (Lyric only)
Sang to West Ham fans |
'avin a Go | 209 | Rate it |
| 105 |
One Randy Lerner (Lyric only)
Sung to the new chairman, first heard at Stamford Bridge ... |
Hall of Fame | 205 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Engerland (Lyric only)
Sung to the Arsenal |
Funny | 203 | |
| 107 |
Steve Bruce Has Got A Big Fat Head (Lyric only)
Song 2 Steve Bruce |
'avin a Go | 203 | |
| 108 |
Gary Shaw (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Polly Wolly Doodle All day" |
Hall of Fame | 203 | Rate it |
| 109 |
Carew! (Lyric only)
Simple chant for the Big Man! |
Hall of Fame | 201 | |
| 110 |
Villa Four The Big Four (Lyric only)
F**k off |
Classics | 200 | |
| 111 |
Ashley Young's Magic (Lyric only)
Ashley Young's Magic Hat |
Hall of Fame | 199 | |
| 112 |
Circus In The Town (Lyric only)
Blue nose clowns |
'avin a Go | 197 | |
| 113 |
Shoes Off, If You Love Villa (Lyric only)
Sang in the Holte and at away games from time ... |
Funny | 196 | |
| 114 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy (Lyric only)
Mother knew best |
Anthems | 195 | |
| 115 |
Chelsea fans (Lyric only)
this was sung to the manu fans at old trafford ... |
Funny | 193 | |
| 116 |
Cheer Up Alan Shearer (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of cheer up sleepy jean |
'avin a Go | 190 | |
| 117 |
Gavin McCann (Lyric only)
Midfield general. |
Hall of Fame | 187 | Rate it |
| 118 |
F*cked Up Blues (Lyric only)
Fast as ferk frontman |
Made Up | 186 | |
| 119 |
Villa Boys (Lyric only)
Old song sang at away games |
Classics | 186 | |
| 120 |
Glory Hunters (Lyric only)
This chant was sung to the ManU fans at Old ... |
'avin a Go | 185 | |
| 121 |
Sit Down Mr Potato Head (Lyric only)
Sang to tatters head Bruce |
Funny | 183 | |
| 122 |
A Terrible Place (Lyric only)
the original st. andrews chant |
Vintage | 179 | |
| 123 |
Boring, Boring Arsenal (Lyric only)
Sung when teams are as boring as the arse. |
'avin a Go | 179 | |
| 124 |
The Hulk (Lyric only)
About John Carew (nicknamed the hulk) ... |
Funny | 177 | |
| 125 |
Oh When The Villa, Go Lap-Dancing (Lyric only)
A response to John Carew's antics before the Ajax game. |
Funny | 175 | |
| 126 |
Villa-Go! (Lyric only)
We need a veritable anthem behind our colours. To the ... |
Made Up | 175 | |
| 127 |
Holte End Aggro (Lyric only)
Version of an old famous one. |
Classics | 173 | |
| 128 |
We'll Never Die (Lyric only)
Always here, one of the oldest clubs in the league. |
Anthems | 171 | |
| 129 |
One Randy Learner (Lyric only)
Song for the chairman of Aston Villa |
Hall of Fame | 167 | Rate it |
| 130 |
We All Love Big John (Lyric only)
To the tune of Liverpool's number 9, Villa's one for ... |
Made Up | 166 | Rate it |
| 131 |
Build a bonfire (Lyric only)
Keeping warm in Birmingham. |
'avin a Go | 165 | |
| 132 |
We Hate Albion (Lyric only)
We hate em |
'avin a Go | 165 | |
| 133 |
Nice One Shearer (Lyric only)
Sung during the Villa 1-0 newcastle where the toon were ... |
'avin a Go | 164 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Come To Birmingham (Lyric only)
An old one from the early 70's |
Vintage | 163 | Rate it |
| 135 |
Can U Hear The City Sing (Lyric only)
good song |
'avin a Go | 162 | |
| 136 |
City Is Ours (Lyric only)
There's only one team in brum |
'avin a Go | 159 | Rate it |
| 137 |
Gabby Gabby (Lyric only)
Gabby as fast as 4 |
Made Up | 158 | |
| 138 |
Forever And Ever (Lyric only)
Forever and ever |
Classics | 157 | Rate it |
| 139 |
Sit Down You Fat C*** (Rafa) (Lyric only)
The Holte Ends way of politely asking Mr.Benitez to sit ... |
'avin a Go | 156 | |
| 140 |
Brian Little Walks On Water (Lyric only)
Famous Holte end chant |
Hall of Fame | 156 | Rate it |
| 141 |
Cockney Scum (Lyric only)
From the 70's, to welcome our London visitors! |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 142 |
Ashley Young (Lyric only)
That boy Ashley |
Made Up | 153 | |
| 143 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere? (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool at Anfield when they were 5-0 up ... |
'avin a Go | 151 | Rate it |
| 144 |
We've Done It Before, We'll Do It Again! (Lyric only)
Sung for the rest of the season after Everton 2-3 ... |
Classics | 150 | |
| 145 |
At Cockneys...... (Lyric only)
Old song in the holte end |
'avin a Go | 148 | |
| 146 |
The Fields Of Trinity Road (Lyric only)
Our version of liverpool's chant |
Classics | 148 | |
| 147 |
Steven Davis (Lyric only)
Former midfield maestro. |
Hall of Fame | 145 | Rate it |
| 148 |
The Blues Are Going Up (Lyric only)
To the tune of Yellow submarine |
'avin a Go | 145 | |
| 149 |
We Want Our Rodney Back (Lyric only)
Sung to Peter Crouch when Liverpool played us |
Funny | 144 | Rate it |
| 150 |
Never Beat The Villa (Lyric only)
sung to blues |
Classics | 144 | |
| 151 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Sung at away grounds! |
Classics | 142 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Hiding From The Villa (Lyric only)
Sang in the Villa v Blues derby in the 07/08 ... |
'avin a Go | 141 | Rate it |
| 153 |
Gabby's Boots Are Made For Scoring (Lyric only)
To the tune of these boots are made for walking |
Hall of Fame | 138 | |
| 154 |
Empty Seats (Lyric only)
Takin the p*ss out of the noses empty stadium |
'avin a Go | 138 | |
| 155 |
The Sh*t Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Aston Villa singing the inevitable when we beat Birmingham City ... |
Classics | 137 | |
| 156 |
A Poke At Lfc (Lyric only)
A poke at the scousers |
'avin a Go | 136 | |
| 157 |
Agbonlahor (Lyric only)
Just a song for are speed machine |
Made Up | 133 | |
| 158 |
We Are The Famous, The Famous Old Team (Lyric only)
Credits us to being one of the oldest and most ... |
Classics | 131 | |
| 159 |
They're S**t! (Lyric only)
One for our blue, blue neighbours, poor things. |
'avin a Go | 130 | |
| 160 |
Chim Chiminey (Lyric only)
Old chant from the 70's |
Classics | 130 | Rate it |
| 161 |
We Pay Your Benefits (Lyric only)
What a waste of our money |
'avin a Go | 128 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Best Midfield In The World (Lyric only)
Best 4 mids in the world |
Made Up | 128 | |
| 163 |
Whose That Copper? (Lyric only)
To the tune of Camptown Races, sang in the 60's ... |
Vintage | 128 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Trevor Francis (Lyric only)
Another one for coco the clown. |
Vintage | 127 | Rate it |
| 165 |
John Carew (Lyric only)
john carew |
Made Up | 127 | |
| 166 |
One Scott Carson (Lyric only)
Sung after his blunder allowed Villa to score the winner ... |
Funny | 127 | |
| 167 |
Ohhh Aston Villa... (Lyric only)
To the tune of Oh Campione. |
Made Up | 124 | |
| 168 |
We Have A Friend In God (Paul Mcgrath) (Lyric only)
Old song Villa fans sung to their God |
Vintage | 123 | |
| 169 |
Tottenham's Going Down (Lyric only)
Song for Tottenham |
'avin a Go | 122 | |
| 170 |
Super Marc (Lyric only)
Our young great Marc Albrighton |
Hall of Fame | 122 | |
| 171 |
We Are One (Lyric only)
We are one |
Made Up | 121 | Rate it |
| 172 |
Trevor Francis v 3 (Lyric only)
Join the Q. |
Vintage | 120 | Rate it |
| 173 |
Nice One Shearer (Lyric only)
Saying goodbye to Newcastle |
'avin a Go | 119 | Rate it |
| 174 |
One Martin Laursen (Lyric only)
One for our Scando stopper |
Hall of Fame | 115 | |
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