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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
My Garden Shed
Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size. |
4,609 | ||
| 2 |
Let's All Have A Disco
Fun times on the terraces |
2,042 | ||
| 3 |
I Shagged Your Missus 5 Times (Lyric only)
Sung to a Liverpool fan at Anfield who was the ... |
1,115 | ||
| 4 |
Get Your T*ts Out For Carew (Lyric only)
Sung to anyone women (as a lady physio found out ... |
879 | ||
| 5 |
Cheer Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
Cheer up Stevie G. |
672 | ||
| 6 |
John Carew, Carew (Lyric only)
After being caught visiting a gentlemen's club |
645 | ||
| 7 |
Villa's Number 9 (Lyric only)
My Villa version of Liverpool's Torres chant |
453 | ||
| 8 |
Oh When The Villa, Go Lap-Dancing (Lyric only)
A response to John Carew's antics before the Ajax game. |
430 | ||
| 9 |
Sunday Monday Habib Beye (Lyric only)
new song for the new signing habib beye |
362 | ||
| 10 |
Chelsea fans (Lyric only)
this was sung to the manu fans at old trafford ... |
294 | ||
| 11 |
Sit Down Mr Potato Head (Lyric only)
Sang to tatters head Bruce |
266 | ||
| 12 |
The Hulk (Lyric only)
About John Carew (nicknamed the hulk) ... |
252 | ||
| 13 |
Shoes Off, If You Love Villa (Lyric only)
Sang in the Holte and at away games from time ... |
185 | ||
| 14 |
We Want Our Rodney Back (Lyric only)
Sung to Peter Crouch when Liverpool played us |
183 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Engerland (Lyric only)
Sung to the Arsenal |
174 | ||
| 16 |
One Scott Carson (Lyric only)
Sung after his blunder allowed Villa to score the winner ... |
166 | ||
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Sunday Monday Habib Beye (Lyric ...
new song for the new ...
John Carew, Carew (Lyric only)
After being caught visiting a ...
Shoes Off, If You Love ...
Sang in the Holte and ...
I Shagged Your Missus 5 ...
Sung to a Liverpool fan ...
Get Your T*ts Out For ...
Sung to anyone women (as ...
| # | PTS | Member |
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| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 13 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 14 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 15 | 4 |
Lee Barrow FC United |