Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. View All Vintage Football Chants
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Peter Crouch Feet Out Of The Bed
Funny footy chant about the big man Peter Crouch. Sorry ... |
Liverpool | 4,323 | |
| 2 |
Luis Garcia
Classic song for a classy number 10. |
Liverpool | 4,315 | |
| 3 |
Mourinho Are You Listening
We told em, but they wouldn't listen. poor Chelsea, thanks ... |
Man United | 4,260 | |
| 4 |
John Arne Riise
Usually sung after a 30 yard wonder goal. |
Liverpool | 2,854 | Rate it |
| 5 |
One Robbie Fowler
He's back home charging up those white lines again. |
Liverpool | 2,532 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Harry Kewell
For the Aussie flyer. |
Liverpool | 2,308 | |
| 7 |
We're On Our Way
To Moscow for the Champions League final. Alas didn't quite ... |
Arsenal | 1,998 | |
| 8 |
Jose Mourinho
For the Special One. |
Chelsea | 1,947 | |
| 9 |
Martin Jol's Got No Hair
Good luck Martin |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,129 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Zamora
Former Hammer - Thanks for the memories |
West Ham | 1,094 | |
| 11 |
Yossi Benayoun
Creative genius. |
West Ham | 1,074 | Rate it |
| 12 |
One Keano
Irish hitman Robbie Keane |
Tottenham Hotspur | 999 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Stand Up For The Special One
Another for Jose. |
Chelsea | 976 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army
For the big man. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 957 | Rate it |
| 15 |
I Love Martin Jol
Sadly departed but never forgotten |
Tottenham Hotspur | 916 | |
| 16 |
Robert Fleck
One of the best strikers for Chelsea and Rangers. |
Chelsea | 904 | |
| 17 |
Nigel Reo Coker
England under 21 captain and former Hammer. |
West Ham | 838 | |
| 18 |
There's Only Juan Pablo Angel
Fanchant for former striker Angel |
Aston Villa | 812 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Boateng
Sung to the tune of Spandau Ballet \"Gold\". |
Middlesbrough | 793 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Tommy Sorenson
Former Top stopper. |
Aston Villa | 726 | Rate it |
| 21 |
One Marlon Harewood
Big Marlon's theme tune. |
West Ham | 715 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Benjani
A classic song for our former African hitman. |
Portsmouth | 708 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Nobby Solano
Once a Black and White always a Geordie. |
Newcastle United | 673 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Gone but not forgotten |
Man City | 670 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Giannakopoulos
More than a mouthful |
Bolton Wanderers | 593 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Super Matthew Taylor
Our former left back. |
Portsmouth | 557 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Oo Ahh We're going up ye naa
Told you so! |
Sunderland | 554 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Glen Roeder's Barmy Army
And we will fight forever more. |
Newcastle United | 540 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Sven-Göran Eriksson Barmy Army
Tribute to the Iceman |
Man City | 524 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Big Sam's Barmy Army
Gone but not forgotton. |
Newcastle United | 461 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Bring On The Champions
Sung in 2006/ 07 when we won the Championship. |
Sunderland | 432 | Rate it |
| 32 |
That's Why We're Going Up
Showing em how it's done |
Sunderland | 431 | |
| 33 |
Sunderland Going Up
And we did |
Sunderland | 422 | |
| 34 |
El-Hadji Diouf will spit on you
Peter Kaye would be proud. |
Bolton Wanderers | 412 | Rate it |
| 35 |
EIEIEIO Bolton
Used elsewhere but best by Bolton. Ringtone works well. |
Bolton Wanderers | 403 | |
| 36 |
Alan Stubbs
He puts 'em in as well as keeping em out |
Everton | 381 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Alan Ball
All time hero at Goodison Park |
Everton | 371 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Papa Diop
Nicknamed 'The Wardrobe' by his team mates at Fulham. |
Fulham | 353 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Mark Viduka
Recorded 06/07 season. Has since gone on to do treacherous ... |
Middlesbrough | 334 | Rate it |
| 40 |
Quinton Fortune
Well rid of that place and he knows it |
Bolton Wanderers | 300 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Chrissy Colemans Black and White Army
Keeps marching on. |
Fulham | 299 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Jonathan Woodgate Hates Geordies
Home grown football hero |
Middlesbrough | 296 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Nathan Ellington
Firepower!! |
West Bromwich Albion | 287 | |
| 44 |
J.J. Okocha
Tribute to our dark destroyer. |
Bolton Wanderers | 279 | Rate it |
| 45 |
Nicolas Anelka
Tribute to our former silky skilled sulker, since left us. |
Bolton Wanderers | 275 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Massimo2
Was sung for our Italian striker who never really showed ... |
Middlesbrough | 267 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Jason Koumas
Classy creative midfielder. |
West Bromwich Albion | 238 | |
| 48 |
Ivan Campo
For one of our former Gallacticos. |
Bolton Wanderers | 228 | Rate it |
| 49 |
We've Got Sam Allardyce
Our former special one |
Bolton Wanderers | 197 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Oh Sammy, Sammy
Another for Big Sam Allardyce, our ex guvnor. |
Bolton Wanderers | 175 | Rate it |
| 51 |
Super Rob
Robbie Savage |
Blackburn Rovers | 157 | Rate it |
| 52 |
Bainsy For England
Gone but not forgotten. |
Wigan | 133 | Rate it |
| 53 |
The City Family
Funny City chant |
Man United | 1,413 | |
| 54 |
A Little Touch Of Scotland
classic bill shankly |
Liverpool | 1,254 | |
| 55 |
While On The Bus To Villa Park
Liverpool song from the Shankly era. |
Liverpool | 1,253 | |
| 56 |
Billy Shankly Boys
Classic sung in the famous Anfield pub The Albert. |
Liverpool | 946 | |
| 57 |
Green Green Grass of Home
Another classic. |
Liverpool | 835 | |
| 58 |
Bill Shankley From Glenbuck
Sung to the tune of 'Sean South from Garryowen', a ... |
Liverpool | 813 | |
| 59 |
Come On!
Sung back in the s**t old days. |
Chelsea | 793 | |
| 60 |
Glory Glory Aston Villa
classic holte end chant from 60s-70s when villa held record ... |
Aston Villa | 770 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Houlding's Anfield Heroes.
Sung to the tune of the Irish Rover |
Liverpool | 686 | Rate it |
| 62 |
Liverpool Bill
In life and death, the great Bill Shankley will always ... |
Liverpool | 683 | |
| 63 |
If I Die In The Kippax Street
Rip on the Kippax |
Man United | 590 | |
| 64 |
Emlyn Hughes
One of the greats remembered. |
Liverpool | 579 | |
| 65 |
Oh Sh**ty Little Spurs
Response to Spurs song to tune of Hokey Cokey |
West Ham | 560 | Rate it |
| 66 |
The Boys From Old Trafford
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC |
Man United | 557 | Rate it |
| 67 |
We're Manchester United
Another old Classic, with added new bits |
Man United | 556 | Rate it |
| 68 |
Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance |
Man United | 503 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Joe Mercer
An oldy but the best |
Man City | 489 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Nigel Spink...
Used to be sung in the 80's, now makes a ... |
Aston Villa | 467 | Rate it |
| 71 |
We Are United's Boys
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road |
Man United | 458 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Highbury Library
Shush... |
Tottenham Hotspur | 454 | Rate it |
| 73 |
The Reds Will Never Die
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ... |
Man United | 449 | |
| 74 |
We Had Joy, We Had Fun
Gave them b*stards the run around |
Man United | 444 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Tell All The Boys You Know
Glasgow calling for Toon |
Newcastle United | 436 | |
| 76 |
Laughing Villa Fans
To the tune of the laughing policeman to celebrate John ... |
Aston Villa | 414 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite |
Man United | 411 | |
| 78 |
Bye, Bye, Mourhino
See ya later special one. |
Man United | 404 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Cooking
Midfield celebration |
Arsenal | 401 | Rate it |
| 80 |
50 Years Ago
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February |
Man United | 401 | |
| 81 |
We Don't Carry Razors
Classic from the 80's |
Man United | 398 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Shearer Whereever You May Be
This song originated from the South Shields branch bus on ... |
Sunderland | 394 | Rate it |
| 83 |
A Terrible Place
the original st. andrews chant |
Aston Villa | 391 | Rate it |
| 84 |
There's Only One Uwe Rosler
For our legendary German hitman. |
Man City | 390 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Amarillo
Amarillo done spurs style |
Tottenham Hotspur | 385 | Rate it |
| 86 |
Oooooh W*nky W*nky West Ham,
To the tune of the Hokey Cokey. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 381 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Jermaine Defoe
A few for the little fella. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 377 | Rate it |
| 88 |
In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct
Oldie for the Champions of Europe. |
Man United | 362 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester
Another old classic from years gone by |
Man United | 358 | |
| 90 |
I Would Walk 500 Miles...
can be sung against almost any team if you just ... |
Man United | 352 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Follow Follow Follow
Arsenal FC anthem away from home sung at Blackburn away ... |
Arsenal | 345 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Another Double Win
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96 |
Man United | 339 | |
| 93 |
There's A Circus In The Town
And the clown is....... |
Aston Villa | 334 | Rate it |
| 94 |
I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing
60's classic |
Man United | 323 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Who Put The Ball In The Geordies Net
Dedicated to a SAFC legend |
Sunderland | 310 | |
| 96 |
Spain In The Summer
Sang at Baptista (from Arsenal Fans) after his penality miss ... |
Arsenal | 307 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Manchester United Have Won The Fucking Lot
Another Classic from the Treble season |
Man United | 306 | Rate it |
| 98 |
It Was In The Kop
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch |
Man United | 301 | Rate it |
| 99 |
Pascal Chimbonda
Funny remix of the famous top 40 tune. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 299 | Rate it |
| 100 |
The Great Supporters
Song to commemorate 1968 |
Man United | 299 | Rate it |
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I Am A Mancunian
Self deprecating, funny and true
We Don't Need No
Sung 07/08 season
Big Jim Holton
la la la la la
Tell Me Ma
(Sung in '83 and '94 ...
Oh I Do Like To ...
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 39 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 14 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 3 | 12 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 4 | 4 |
Carl Hughes Man United |
| 5 | 2 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 6 | 2 |
David Griffin Tranmere Rovers |
| 7 | 1 |
Luke Edwards Birmingham City |
| 8 | 1 |
Jake Rendle Plymouth Argyle |
| 9 | 1 |
Lfctash Liverpool |
| 10 | 1 |
David Smith Newcastle United |
| 11 | 1 |
Mog Ellis Cardiff City |
| 12 | 1 |
Darren Kenneford Luton Town |
| 13 | 1 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 14 | 1 |
Adam Drewry Aston Villa |
| 15 | 1 |
James Goodman Southampton |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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