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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Brentford Football Club Anthems
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Brentford Football Club Funny Football Chants
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Brentford Football Club Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Brentford Football Club Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Brentford Football Club 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Brentford Football Club Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Brentford Football Club Made Up Chants And Songs
We Hate Fulham
Despise the scum down the ...
When I Was Just A ...
Good choice
Hark Now Here (Lyric only)
Taking over the Cottage
One Man Went To War ...
More anti Fulham
Fulham Are You Listening (Lyric ...
Still laughing at Fulham
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6 |
Tom Of The Bfc Brentford |
| 2 | 1 |
Sven Brentford |
| 3 | 1 |
Joshua Bartlett Brentford |
| 4 | 1 |
Tony James Brentford |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
We're The Barcelona Of The Lower League
The biggest team in the lower leagues |
Classics | 445 | |
| 2 |
Hey Brentford
Sure Paul and John had this in mind when they ... |
Anthems | 302 | |
| 3 |
Hate QPR Montage
Great montage of hate for our West London rivals |
'avin a Go | 280 | |
| 4 |
We Hate Fulham
Despise the scum down the river |
'avin a Go | 248 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Super Brentford FC
Another classic Brentford football song, oldie but goodie |
Classics | 244 | |
| 6 |
We Are The Rangers Haters
We hate QPR! |
'avin a Go | 234 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Our Name Is Brentford
We're the best team in the land |
Anthems | 212 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Whose That Team We Call The Brentford
Adoration |
Classics | 204 | |
| 9 |
E I E I E I O
An old classic Brentford football chant |
Classics | 195 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Bees, Bees
Great chant, good for downloading to your mobile |
Classics | 194 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Super Kevin O'Connor...
For our top stopper |
Hall of Fame | 177 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Brentford (Vindaloo)
Good one as a Brentford ringtone |
Classics | 171 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Super Brentford
A rouser to get us and the team going, great ... |
Classics | 163 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
Just sit down and shut up, sung when they do ... |
'avin a Go | 160 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Andy Score
Please |
Hall of Fame | 148 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Fat Boy, What's The Score?
Another one having a go at fatty |
'avin a Go | 146 | |
| 17 |
Number 1
Having a go at the goalie |
'avin a Go | 142 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Let Him Die
Medic! Nothing to do here let's move on |
'avin a Go | 140 | Rate it |
| 19 |
B.R.E.N.T.F.O.R.D
Spell it out, great Brentford football chant |
Classics | 136 | |
| 20 |
Goal Kick
Trying to put the goalie off |
'avin a Go | 133 | Rate it |
| 21 |
You're So Loud You Sound Like Aldershot
Sing up for ferks sake |
'avin a Go | 131 | |
| 22 |
Charlie, Charlie
For our forward Charlie MacDonald |
Hall of Fame | 129 | |
| 23 |
Does Mc'Donalds Know You're Here
Having a go at fat boy |
'avin a Go | 126 | |
| 24 |
Brentford Army
Classic Brentford chant for the lads |
Classics | 125 | Rate it |
| 25 |
East London W*nk, W*nk, W*nk
West is best... |
'avin a Go | 123 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh, Nathan Elder
For our striker |
Hall of Fame | 118 | |
| 27 |
Brentford Till I Die
Once a Bee always a Bee |
Classics | 117 | |
| 28 |
It's All Your Fault
Blame it on the boogie. Poor recording but worth adding. |
'avin a Go | 116 | Rate it |
| 29 |
On The Pitch
I brought my boots just in case |
Classics | 107 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Dagenham, W*nk, W*nk, W*nk
Who are ya, giving the Essex pub team some stick |
'avin a Go | 105 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Red Army, Red Army
Keeps on marching on. Great Brentford MP3 or ringtone |
Classics | 105 | Rate it |
| 32 |
You're Not Very Good
Really not good at all |
'avin a Go | 103 | Rate it |
| 33 |
You Reds
Another that is just what it says, You Reds! |
Classics | 102 | |
| 34 |
We Are Bees
Always sung, good one for your ringtone |
Classics | 101 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You
Not that we really care |
'avin a Go | 99 | Rate it |
| 36 |
You Fat B*stard
Having a go at chubby. Says what is says in ... |
'avin a Go | 97 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Roberts, What's The Score
Having a go at Dagenhams fat boy goalie |
'avin a Go | 96 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Who Are Ya
Standard footie chant fare |
'avin a Go | 96 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Come On Brentford
One to get the lads going when they need it |
Classics | 93 | |
| 40 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
That doesn't mean he's injured |
'avin a Go | 93 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Fat Boy, Fat Boy
Having a go at lard lad |
'avin a Go | 92 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Oh West London (Lyric only)
West is best |
Anthems | 159 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Fulham Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Still laughing at Fulham |
'avin a Go | 122 | Rate it |
| 44 |
When I Was Just A Little Boy (Lyric only)
Good choice |
Anthems | 107 | Rate it |
| 45 |
One Man Went To War (Lyric only)
More anti Fulham |
'avin a Go | 91 | |
| 46 |
We Are The Brentford Boys (Lyric only)
Fulham run from Brentford |
'avin a Go | 90 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Our Brentford (Lyric only)
Why not have our own anthem ? |
Made Up | 83 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Nathen Elder Brentford Number 9 (Lyric only)
For out blind striker |
Hall of Fame | 80 | |
| 49 |
Hark Now Here (Lyric only)
Taking over the Cottage |
'avin a Go | 77 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Benny B (Lyric only)
Scoring goals for Brentford |
Vintage | 68 | Rate it |
| 51 |
One Leg (Lyric only)
Having a go at a Chesterfield fan with a walking ... |
Funny | 68 | Rate it |
| 52 |
Super Bees (Lyric only)
When the Bees are buzzin |
Classics | 67 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Shut Your Mouth (Lyric only)
Sung to Northerners |
Classics | 66 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Northern Bees Love Gravy (Lyric only)
Funny Brentford song about Gravy |
Funny | 65 | Rate it |
| 55 |
You're Welsh And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
One for Bristol |
Funny | 65 | Rate it |
| 56 |
Small Town In Watford (Lyric only)
Brentford laying into Luton |
'avin a Go | 62 | Rate it |
| 57 |
Supermarket Trolley (Lyric only)
Shopping for Brentford songs?! |
Funny | 59 | Rate it |
| 58 |
The Wheels On Your House (Lyric only)
One for opposition gypos |
Funny | 59 | Rate it |
| 59 |
Aldersh*t (Lyric only)
Sung to Aldershot |
'avin a Go | 57 | |
| 60 |
We Love You Brentford (Lyric only)
We do |
Classics | 55 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Oh We Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside (Lyric only)
Brentford banter with West Brom. |
'avin a Go | 55 | Rate it |
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