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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Spurs Anthems
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Spurs Funny Football Chants
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Spurs Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Spurs Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Spurs 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Spurs Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Spurs Made Up Chants And Songs
McNamara's Band (Lyric only)
song to start of the ...
Park Lane v Shelfside (Lyric ...
chant
Are You Arsenal In Disguise?
Need we say more :). ...
We Love You Mod (Lyric ...
Chant for Modric - Tune ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 11 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 2 | 8 |
Michael Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 3 | 6 |
David Jacobs Tottenham Hotspur |
| 4 | 6 |
Danny Shaw Tottenham Hotspur |
| 5 | 4 |
Jack Whitthread Tottenham Hotspur |
| 6 | 4 |
Kyle Simiana Tottenham Hotspur |
| 7 | 4 |
Matt Walker Tottenham Hotspur |
| 8 | 3 |
Timothy Trestain Tottenham Hotspur |
| 9 | 2 |
Martin Martinec Tottenham Hotspur |
| 10 | 2 |
Kevin Mason Tottenham Hotspur |
| 11 | 1 |
Adam Tottenham Hotspur |
| 12 | 1 |
Andrew Norley Tottenham Hotspur |
| 13 | 1 |
Alex Rose Tottenham Hotspur |
| 14 | 1 |
Ben Godwin Tottenham Hotspur |
| 15 | 1 |
Sophie Tottenham Hotspur |
The boys from White Hart Lane on song - and no sign of Chas 'n' Dave!
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oh When The Spurs Go Marching In
Another classic Spurs song, starts off slow and keeps on ... |
Anthems | 4,920 | |
| 2 |
Berbatov's Dad
Berba's dad the gypsy, to the tune of Adebayor/ Ronaldo ... |
'avin a Go | 4,855 | |
| 3 |
Yid Army
Yid army |
Classics | 4,185 | |
| 4 |
We Are Tottenham
A classic |
Anthems | 4,030 | |
| 5 |
Hello, Hello We Are The Tottenham Boys
Can you hear us Arsenal? |
Classics | 3,414 | |
| 6 |
We Hate Arsenal
We don't like 'em. |
'avin a Go | 3,295 | |
| 7 |
And It's Tottenham Hotspur
Timeless classic. |
Anthems | 3,068 | |
| 8 |
No Noise From The Pikey Boys
West Ham never sing |
'avin a Go | 3,031 | |
| 9 |
Come On You Spurs
Come on! |
Anthems | 2,861 | |
| 10 |
Tottenham Till I Die
Forever and ever Spurs, top Spurs ringtone |
Classics | 2,713 | |
| 11 |
Tottenham
Always a rouser to get you going |
Anthems | 2,641 | |
| 12 |
Shame About The Chelsea
Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League |
'avin a Go | 2,556 | |
| 13 |
Bentley
Sung to David Bentley after the goal against rivals Arsenal ... |
Hall of Fame | 2,477 | |
| 14 |
Chim Chimeney
We hate West Ham, Villa and Burnley |
Classics | 2,358 | |
| 15 |
One Aaron Lennon
Best million pounds we've ever spent |
Hall of Fame | 2,301 | |
| 16 |
It's A Grand Old Team To Play For
An old classic. |
Anthems | 2,287 | |
| 17 |
Tom Huddlestone Song
Top midfielder and one for the future |
Hall of Fame | 2,189 | |
| 18 |
Spurs Are On The Way To Wembley
Chart topper from Spurs fans. |
Anthems | 2,081 | |
| 19 |
De De Der Der Yids
Simple and and great tune. |
Classics | 2,036 | |
| 20 |
Yiddo!
Cool ringtone |
Classics | 1,910 | |
| 21 |
Que Sera, Sera
And we're having fun beating the scum on the way. |
Classics | 1,884 | |
| 22 |
Ledley At The Back
Solid as a rock at the back. |
Hall of Fame | 1,834 | |
| 23 |
We Love You Tottenham
Lifetime love affair. |
Anthems | 1,804 | |
| 24 |
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal
We expect you to be standing. Sorry, not the best ... |
'avin a Go | 1,772 | |
| 25 |
Spurs Score
Hear the crowds reaction to Spurs scoring everytime your phone ... |
Classics | 1,662 | |
| 26 |
We're The Park Lane/ South Side
Sung by Spurs fans when in the away ends |
Classics | 1,655 | |
| 27 |
West Ham's Our Feeder Club
Our youth academy, bless em |
'avin a Go | 1,547 | |
| 28 |
Fat Aussie W**ker
Was sung at Middlesbrough for the pleasure of their goalie |
'avin a Go | 1,497 | |
| 29 |
We Hate West Ham
Scum of London |
'avin a Go | 1,441 | |
| 30 |
One Keano
Irish hitman Robbie Keane |
Vintage | 1,412 | |
| 31 |
Are You Arsenal In Disguise?
Need we say more :). ( Crouchy scores the 5th ... |
'avin a Go | 1,374 | Rate it |
| 32 |
One Song
You're forever blowing bubbles, doesn't it get boring? |
'avin a Go | 1,343 | |
| 33 |
Born Is The King Of White Hart Lane
Dedicated to Ledders |
Hall of Fame | 1,294 | |
| 34 |
Martin Jol's Got No Hair
Good luck Martin |
Vintage | 1,257 | |
| 35 |
Wembley, Wembley
Our second home, we're going again this year (2009) |
Classics | 1,246 | |
| 36 |
YIDDO
Another version of the same Spurs chant |
Anthems | 1,243 | |
| 37 |
Dimitar Berbatov
For the genius that is the Bulgarian front man |
Hall of Fame | 1,237 | |
| 38 |
Shame About The Arsenal
Shame about the scum |
'avin a Go | 1,196 | |
| 39 |
Just Like The Library
Just like Arsenals ground - no noise! |
'avin a Go | 1,167 | |
| 40 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
General abuse from the Spurs fans |
'avin a Go | 1,150 | |
| 41 |
Ooh Ooh
Thanks for submitting correct lyrics |
Classics | 1,128 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Your Support
It says it all really. |
'avin a Go | 1,038 | |
| 43 |
Canvey Island Tour
Spurs are marching into Europe, West Ham are staying home |
'avin a Go | 1,011 | |
| 44 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they don't sing nuthin |
'avin a Go | 968 | |
| 45 |
I Love Martin Jol
Sadly departed but never forgotten |
Hall of Fame | 961 | |
| 46 |
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army
For the big man. |
Hall of Fame | 951 | |
| 47 |
Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea
On yer feet |
'avin a Go | 930 | |
| 48 |
One Michael Dawson
Top centreback |
Hall of Fame | 843 | |
| 49 |
Zokora
For the Ivory Coast midfielder |
Hall of Fame | 834 | |
| 50 |
England's Number 1
Robbo who else? |
Hall of Fame | 763 | |
| 51 |
European Tour
Pack yer bags and passport |
Classics | 763 | |
| 52 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
SCUM |
'avin a Go | 229 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Jermaine Defoe (Lyric only)
A few for the little fella. |
Hall of Fame | 1,689 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Osama is an Arsenal fan (Lyric only)
So the rumours were true. |
Funny | 1,187 | |
| 55 |
We Love You Gomes (Lyric only)
We Love Our Super 'keeper Heurelho Gomes |
Hall of Fame | 1,079 | |
| 56 |
Super Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A Song About Our Super Striker Roman Pavlyuchenko |
Hall of Fame | 1,068 | |
| 57 |
Lift Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ... |
Funny | 1,007 | |
| 58 |
I'm Forever Throwing Bottles (Lyric only)
Better than the Hammers anthem. |
Anthems | 932 | |
| 59 |
Arshavin Woooooha (Lyric only)
to the tune of vieria wooooha |
'avin a Go | 825 | Rate it |
| 60 |
Bulgarian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
About the transfer of Berbatov to Man United. Set in ... |
Made Up | 723 | |
| 61 |
Chelsea Have No History (Lyric only)
A Song About Chelsea's Poor History |
'avin a Go | 684 | |
| 62 |
Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Tom Jones's "What's up Pussycat?" |
Made Up | 629 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur (Lyric only)
Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur |
Anthems | 623 | Rate it |
| 64 |
Hey Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Hey Mickey!" |
Made Up | 605 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Highbury Library (Lyric only)
Shush... |
Vintage | 556 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Arsen W*nker (Lyric only)
Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager |
Funny | 556 | |
| 67 |
Supercalifragilistic Roman Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A little ditty. Has been done before but I've tweaked ... |
Made Up | 539 | Rate it |
| 68 |
We Love You Mod (Lyric only)
Chant for Modric - Tune of 'We are the Mods' ... |
Hall of Fame | 534 | |
| 69 |
Super Pav (Lyric only)
For Spurs Russian front man |
Hall of Fame | 528 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Ashley v Ledley (Lyric only)
Ledley's a better player and a better shag. |
Funny | 468 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Eduardo Da Silva Diving (Lyric only)
Tune - 'Hi Ho Silver Diving'. One to sing to ... |
'avin a Go | 458 | Rate it |
| 72 |
My Old Man Said Be An Arse Fan (Lyric only)
He know nuthin\'. |
Classics | 449 | Rate it |
| 73 |
No Arsenal Fans (Lyric only)
Made it up |
Made Up | 445 | |
| 74 |
Just A Little Boy (Lyric only)
Anti Arsenal, it says it all. |
Anthems | 435 | |
| 75 |
I Love Tottenham More Than You (Lyric only)
Spurs fans to their loved ones back home watching Tottenham ... |
Funny | 434 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Don’t Know Much Scouse History (Lyric only)
What a lucrative world |
Funny | 426 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Robbie Keane Is Magic (Lyric only)
One for the returning Spurs legend and captain Robbie Keane |
Made Up | 405 | |
| 78 |
Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of vieria woooah |
Hall of Fame | 405 | |
| 79 |
Harry Redknapp's Blue And White Army (Lyric only)
Marching onto victory |
Hall of Fame | 386 | |
| 80 |
Bentley (Lyric only)
A few home truths from us to David Bentley. Tune ... |
Made Up | 381 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Wheres My Car (Lyric only)
Scousers robbed me car |
Funny | 378 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Viva John Terry Chant (Lyric only)
One for Chelsea's captain |
'avin a Go | 366 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Tottenham's Number 9 - different (Lyric only)
Ode To Pavyluchenko |
Made Up | 365 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Lampard And Terry (Lyric only)
Simple |
'avin a Go | 363 | |
| 85 |
In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
You look in the dustbin for something to eat |
'avin a Go | 360 | |
| 86 |
Roman, Roman (Lyric only)
Made up Spurs chant for our Russian agent |
Made Up | 349 | |
| 87 |
I Can't Smile Without You (Lyric only)
Life's just too desperate without the Spurs. |
Anthems | 340 | |
| 88 |
Hey Campbell (Lyric only)
Why is it so? |
'avin a Go | 336 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
'ansom! |
'avin a Go | 313 | |
| 90 |
Amarillo (Lyric only)
Amarillo done spurs style |
Vintage | 309 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Same Old Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Woolwich cheats (Ed: See Youtube for tune) |
'avin a Go | 305 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Lennon Makes Man Utd Look Sh*te (Lyric only)
Lennon rips the wing in the Carling Cup final |
Made Up | 298 | Rate it |
| 93 |
Sing A Song Of Chelsea Chant (Lyric only)
Something about the Chelski |
'avin a Go | 292 | |
| 94 |
Sign On (Lyric only)
Scousers who else |
Funny | 289 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Glory of the cups at White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Old Spurs classic since 1961. |
Anthems | 287 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Up Your A*se (Lyric only)
Anti ARSE-anal chant |
'avin a Go | 286 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Have You Ever Seen West Ham Win A Cup? (Lyric only)
Have You Ever Seen West Ham Win A Cup? |
'avin a Go | 284 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Viera Ooh! (Lyric only)
Off he goes. |
Funny | 275 | Rate it |
| 99 |
Giovanni Dos Santos Song (Lyric only)
A Chant About Our Giovani Dos Santos(It's To The Tune ... |
Hall of Fame | 275 | Rate it |
| 100 |
You'd Love A Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
To the tune "Coming Round the Mountain" |
Made Up | 264 | Rate it |
| 101 |
Arsenal Have Never Seen The Arch At Wembley (Lyric only)
Scum aint in a cup final |
Made Up | 261 | Rate it |
| 102 |
Benefits (Lyric only)
Song sung by Spurs to every Northern team... |
'avin a Go | 259 | |
| 103 |
Whos Got A Big Fat Mum (Lyric only)
sang at the lane when we played man city |
'avin a Go | 258 | Rate it |
| 104 |
Park Lane Boy's (Lyric only)
Ready for you. |
Classics | 257 | Rate it |
| 105 |
Fat Annie Lennox (Lyric only)
Aimed at West ham's peroxide blond striker Dean Ashton |
Funny | 257 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Oooooh W*nky W*nky West Ham, (Lyric only)
To the tune of the Hokey Cokey. |
Vintage | 249 | |
| 107 |
We All Dream Of A Team Of Robbie Keanes (Lyric only)
To Yellow Submarine |
Hall of Fame | 247 | Rate it |
| 108 |
Have You Ever Seen Campbell With A Bird (Lyric only)
Can't say that I have |
'avin a Go | 239 | Rate it |
| 109 |
Get Out Your Riot Gear (Lyric only)
Sung when in the mood. |
Funny | 229 | Rate it |
| 110 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Step away from the motor. |
'avin a Go | 225 | Rate it |
| 111 |
One Yid Went To War (Lyric only)
Let's do battle then. |
'avin a Go | 225 | Rate it |
| 112 |
Tottenhams No 9 (Lyric only)
Quality Spurs song for Tottenhams Russian No 9 |
Hall of Fame | 220 | Rate it |
| 113 |
One Team In London (Lyric only)
Only one team in London worth supporting anyway. |
Classics | 218 | |
| 114 |
He's Only A Poor Little Gunner (Lyric only)
No sympathy here |
'avin a Go | 218 | Rate it |
| 115 |
F*** Em All (Lyric only)
The best of the best. |
Classics | 214 | |
| 116 |
'Don't Change The Name!' (Lyric only)
Protest song against selling the naming rights of Spurs' new ... |
Made Up | 212 | |
| 117 |
Your Just A Scouser (Lyric only)
Tune of You Are My Sunshine |
'avin a Go | 209 | |
| 118 |
Jamie O'Hara (Lyric only)
Sung like compare the market |
Hall of Fame | 209 | |
| 119 |
Pride Of The South (Lyric only)
And rulers of London. |
Anthems | 203 | Rate it |
| 120 |
South And Allways South (Lyric only)
Woolwich Arsenal! |
'avin a Go | 203 | Rate it |
| 121 |
White Is The Colour (Lyric only)
To drown our Chelsea version |
Made Up | 202 | Rate it |
| 122 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net (Lyric only)
Who Dun It? |
Funny | 198 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Can't Smile Without You... (Lyric only)
Why we need spurs... (Ed: Can't say we've heard this ... |
Classics | 197 | |
| 124 |
Sing Up It's Your Cup Final (Lyric only)
When the Hammers come to the lane..... |
'avin a Go | 195 | Rate it |
| 125 |
Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Di-mi-tar Berb-atov |
Classics | 187 | Rate it |
| 126 |
All Things Bright And Beautiful (Lyric only)
As God intended it. |
Classics | 186 | Rate it |
| 127 |
We've Got Tommy Huddlestone (Lyric only)
Hardly noticed the f***** had gone. |
Hall of Fame | 184 | Rate it |
| 128 |
Calm Down (Lyric only)
Excitable Scousers |
Funny | 180 | Rate it |
| 129 |
You Are Our Lennon (Lyric only)
This is what we think of our very own Aaaron ... |
Hall of Fame | 179 | |
| 130 |
Whats That Going Over Your Head (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The ... |
Classics | 178 | Rate it |
| 131 |
One Nil In Your Cup Final (Lyric only)
One nil in their most important match, top Spurs chant |
'avin a Go | 176 | Rate it |
| 132 |
We Are The Army (Lyric only)
We're the yid army, and we are mad...... |
Classics | 174 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Bank Account Mayhem (Lyric only)
Sung before Dinamo Bucharest when Spurs made game highest category ... |
Funny | 173 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Oh Tottenham, Is Wonderful (Lyric only)
Full of nice things |
Classics | 173 | Rate it |
| 135 |
He Goes By The Name Of Robbie Keane Chant (Lyric only)
Once a Yiddo always a Yiddo |
Made Up | 173 | Rate it |
| 136 |
Battle Of 2 Stands (Lyric only)
Shelf vs Park Lane vs Paxton |
Classics | 170 | |
| 137 |
Alan Hutton Song (Lyric only)
The Song About Our Scottish Right Back Alan Hutton |
Hall of Fame | 169 | Rate it |
| 138 |
Tottenhams No5 (Lyric only)
Another good spurs song this time for Tottenham's No 5 |
Hall of Fame | 168 | |
| 139 |
Your Suit's From Matalan. (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans began singing their famous chant Jose Mou-rinho, Jose ... |
Funny | 167 | Rate it |
| 140 |
Nouveau Chelski FC (Lyric only)
New money... |
Funny | 166 | Rate it |
| 141 |
Chim Chimeny (Lyric only)
Spurs chant for the first and last goal from the ... |
Hall of Fame | 165 | Rate it |
| 142 |
Fat Mugs (Lyric only)
Fat Geordie mugs |
'avin a Go | 164 | Rate it |
| 143 |
Diver Ronaldo! (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo |
Funny | 163 | Rate it |
| 144 |
Park Lane v Shelfside (Lyric only)
chant |
Anthems | 163 | Rate it |
| 145 |
The Best Team In The World (Lyric only)
for the totteham hotspur |
Made Up | 162 | |
| 146 |
We Hate Those Northern Geordies (Lyric only)
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers |
Funny | 159 | |
| 147 |
You Used to Play Tottenham And Now You Play Crewe (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when they got relegated |
Funny | 158 | |
| 148 |
Pascal Chimbonda (Lyric only)
Funny remix of the famous top 40 tune. |
Hall of Fame | 157 | Rate it |
| 149 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
If only I could fly. |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 150 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Yuletide chant |
Classics | 155 | Rate it |
| 151 |
I Love Martin Jol (Lyric only)
Sung to I love rock and roll |
Hall of Fame | 154 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Paul Slateri (Lyric only)
Stalteri is a legend |
Made Up | 152 | Rate it |
| 153 |
You're Just A Small Team In Scotland (Lyric only)
Newcastle, Sunderland |
Funny | 151 | Rate it |
| 154 |
Glory Chelski Fans (Lyric only)
Chant aimed at Chelskis glory hunters |
Funny | 149 | Rate it |
| 155 |
Woody'S Goal (Lyric only)
A Song About Woody's Goal At Wembley |
Classics | 149 | Rate it |
| 156 |
Woodgate (Lyric only)
Woodgate chant |
Hall of Fame | 147 | Rate it |
| 157 |
Norfolk And Sufolk "Farmers" (Lyric only)
Bunch of yokels |
Funny | 147 | Rate it |
| 158 |
Standing On A Corner (Lyric only)
Look out! |
Anthems | 145 | Rate it |
| 159 |
One goal went past Carlo (Lyric only)
And from beating Chelsea 5-1 in the Worthless. |
'avin a Go | 145 | Rate it |
| 160 |
Martin Jols Having A Party (Lyric only)
Not sure what this means? |
Hall of Fame | 144 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Sit Down Pinocchio (Lyric only)
One for Gareth Southgate |
Funny | 142 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Geordies Luv Pukka Pies (Lyric only)
Pie eating a plenty |
Funny | 142 | Rate it |
| 163 |
We've Still Got Ledley (Lyric only)
Sol's gone, but Ledley keeps on and on. |
Hall of Fame | 140 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Listen up. |
Classics | 140 | Rate it |
| 165 |
Steed Malbranque (Lyric only)
Simple but effective. |
Hall of Fame | 138 | Rate it |
| 166 |
You're Dead And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Sung to Leicester player Elvis Hammond |
Funny | 138 | Rate it |
| 167 |
Have You Ever Done The Double (Lyric only)
Didn't think so |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 168 |
That Double Feeling (Lyric only)
Ancient history and gone forever. |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 169 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
dad washes elephants and mums a whore |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 170 |
Sing, Sing... (Lyric only)
We beat the Scum at Wembley |
'avin a Go | 135 | Rate it |
| 171 |
Bonfire (Lyric only)
Burn 'em. |
'avin a Go | 135 | |
| 172 |
Super Michael Dawson (Lyric only)
Sang to Dawson at the Lane |
Hall of Fame | 135 | Rate it |
| 173 |
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim (Lyric only)
Lovely goal it was. |
'avin a Go | 132 | Rate it |
| 174 |
We Shall Not Be Moved (Lyric only)
We shall not be moved |
Classics | 131 | Rate it |
| 175 |
That's Why You're Number One (Lyric only)
Spurs fans salute Robbo after scoring against his understudy. |
Classics | 126 | Rate it |
| 176 |
McNamara's Band (Lyric only)
song to start of the 2nd half |
Vintage | 72 | Rate it |
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