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Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Spurs Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Spurs Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Spurs 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Spurs Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Spurs Made Up Chants And Songs
Gareth Bale Boom Boom Boom ...
It is taken from the ...
Give Me (Lyric only)
Made this up while in ...
European Tour (Lyric only)
Champions League beckons
From The Lane, Don't Change ...
Save our "White Hart Lane"
You Lost The League At ...
When we beat the scum ...
The boys from White Hart Lane on song - and no sign of Chas 'n' Dave!
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Oh When The Spurs Go Marching In
Another classic Spurs song, starts off slow and keeps on ... |
Anthems | 4,046 | |
| 2 |
We Are Tottenham
A classic |
Anthems | 3,897 | |
| 3 |
Berbatov's Dad
Berba's dad the gypsy, to the tune of Adebayor/ Ronaldo ... |
'avin a Go | 3,064 | |
| 4 |
Yid Army
Yid army |
Classics | 2,853 | |
| 5 |
We Hate Arsenal
We don't like 'em. |
'avin a Go | 2,779 | |
| 6 |
Hello, Hello We Are The Tottenham Boys
Can you hear us Arsenal? |
Classics | 2,516 | |
| 7 |
Tottenham Till I Die
Forever and ever Spurs, top Spurs ringtone |
Classics | 2,260 | |
| 8 |
Come On You Spurs
Come on! |
Anthems | 2,247 | |
| 9 |
And It's Tottenham Hotspur
Timeless classic. |
Anthems | 2,218 | |
| 10 |
Ledley At The Back
Solid as a rock at the back. |
Hall of Fame | 1,942 | |
| 11 |
No Noise From The Pikey Boys
West Ham never sing |
'avin a Go | 1,851 | |
| 12 |
Tottenham
Always a rouser to get you going |
Anthems | 1,822 | |
| 13 |
Spurs Are On The Way To Wembley
Chart topper from Spurs fans. |
Anthems | 1,723 | |
| 14 |
One Aaron Lennon
Best million pounds we've ever spent |
Hall of Fame | 1,636 | |
| 15 |
Shame About The Chelsea
Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League |
'avin a Go | 1,571 | |
| 16 |
It's A Grand Old Team To Play For
An old classic. |
Anthems | 1,553 | |
| 17 |
Bentley
Sung to David Bentley after the goal against rivals Arsenal ... |
Hall of Fame | 1,464 | |
| 18 |
We Love You Tottenham
Lifetime love affair. |
Anthems | 1,446 | |
| 19 |
Chim Chimeney
We hate West Ham, Villa and Burnley |
Classics | 1,445 | |
| 20 |
De De Der Der Yids
Simple and and great tune. |
Classics | 1,423 | |
| 21 |
Tom Huddlestone Song
Top midfielder and one for the future |
Hall of Fame | 1,401 | |
| 22 |
Are You Arsenal In Disguise?
Need we say more :). ( Crouchy scores the 5th ... |
'avin a Go | 1,332 | |
| 23 |
Yiddo!
Cool ringtone |
Classics | 1,286 | |
| 24 |
Que Sera, Sera
And we're having fun beating the scum on the way. |
Classics | 1,265 | |
| 25 |
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal
We expect you to be standing. Sorry, not the best ... |
'avin a Go | 1,200 | |
| 26 |
From The Lane, Don't Change The Name,
Save our "White Hart Lane" |
Made Up | 1,183 | |
| 27 |
We're The Park Lane/ South Side
Sung by Spurs fans when in the away ends |
Classics | 1,128 | |
| 28 |
Spurs Score
Hear the crowds reaction to Spurs scoring everytime your phone ... |
Classics | 1,042 | |
| 29 |
Born Is The King Of White Hart Lane
Dedicated to Ledders |
Hall of Fame | 1,021 | |
| 30 |
Fat Aussie W**ker
Was sung at Middlesbrough for the pleasure of their goalie |
'avin a Go | 1,020 | |
| 31 |
West Ham's Our Feeder Club
Our youth academy, bless em |
'avin a Go | 957 | |
| 32 |
Shame About The Arsenal
Shame about the scum |
'avin a Go | 913 | |
| 33 |
YIDDO
Another version of the same Spurs chant |
Anthems | 913 | |
| 34 |
We Hate West Ham
Scum of London |
'avin a Go | 897 | |
| 35 |
Martin Jol's Got No Hair
Good luck Martin |
Vintage | 877 | |
| 36 |
Dimitar Berbatov
For the genius that is the Bulgarian front man |
Hall of Fame | 869 | |
| 37 |
One Song
You're forever blowing bubbles, doesn't it get boring? |
'avin a Go | 847 | |
| 38 |
One Keano
Irish hitman Robbie Keane |
Vintage | 834 | |
| 39 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
General abuse from the Spurs fans |
'avin a Go | 829 | |
| 40 |
Wembley, Wembley
Our second home, we're going again this year (2009) |
Classics | 826 | |
| 41 |
Ooh Ooh
Thanks for submitting correct lyrics |
Classics | 782 | |
| 42 |
I Love Martin Jol
Sadly departed but never forgotten |
Hall of Fame | 749 | |
| 43 |
One Michael Dawson
Top centreback |
Hall of Fame | 741 | |
| 44 |
Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea
On yer feet |
'avin a Go | 725 | |
| 45 |
Just Like The Library
Just like Arsenals ground - no noise! |
'avin a Go | 725 | |
| 46 |
Martin Jol's Blue n White Army
For the big man. |
Hall of Fame | 686 | |
| 47 |
European Tour
Pack yer bags and passport |
Classics | 678 | |
| 48 |
Canvey Island Tour
Spurs are marching into Europe, West Ham are staying home |
'avin a Go | 676 | |
| 49 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they don't sing nuthin |
'avin a Go | 664 | |
| 50 |
Your Support
It says it all really. |
'avin a Go | 625 | |
| 51 |
England's Number 1
Robbo who else? |
Hall of Fame | 595 | |
| 52 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
SCUM |
'avin a Go | 582 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Zokora
For the Ivory Coast midfielder |
Hall of Fame | 576 | |
| 54 |
Jermaine Defoe (Lyric only)
A few for the little fella. |
Hall of Fame | 1,036 | Rate it |
| 55 |
We Love You Gomes (Lyric only)
We Love Our Super 'keeper Heurelho Gomes |
Hall of Fame | 868 | |
| 56 |
Super Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A Song About Our Super Striker Roman Pavlyuchenko |
Hall of Fame | 793 | |
| 57 |
Osama is an Arsenal fan (Lyric only)
So the rumours were true. |
Funny | 728 | |
| 58 |
Supercalifragilistic Roman Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
A little ditty. Has been done before but I've tweaked ... |
Made Up | 679 | Rate it |
| 59 |
Lift Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ... |
Funny | 634 | |
| 60 |
I'm Forever Throwing Bottles (Lyric only)
Better than the Hammers anthem. |
Anthems | 627 | |
| 61 |
Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur (Lyric only)
Glory glory Tottenham Hotspur |
Anthems | 590 | Rate it |
| 62 |
Hey Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Hey Mickey!" |
Made Up | 467 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Danny Rose (Lyric only)
A chant to our goal scorer against Arsenal! Danny Rose |
Made Up | 421 | |
| 64 |
My Old Man Said Be An Arse Fan (Lyric only)
He know nuthin\'. |
Classics | 415 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Bulgarian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
About the transfer of Berbatov to Man United. Set in ... |
Made Up | 413 | |
| 66 |
Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Tom Jones's "What's up Pussycat?" |
Made Up | 396 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Chelsea Have No History (Lyric only)
A Song About Chelsea's Poor History |
'avin a Go | 394 | |
| 68 |
Arshavin Woooooha (Lyric only)
to the tune of vieria wooooha |
'avin a Go | 365 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Ashley v Ledley (Lyric only)
Ledley's a better player and a better shag. |
Funny | 363 | |
| 70 |
I Can't Smile Without You (Lyric only)
Life's just too desperate without the Spurs. |
Anthems | 345 | |
| 71 |
Arsen W*nker (Lyric only)
Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager |
Funny | 345 | |
| 72 |
I Love Tottenham More Than You (Lyric only)
Spurs fans to their loved ones back home watching Tottenham ... |
Funny | 344 | |
| 73 |
Highbury Library (Lyric only)
Shush... |
Vintage | 343 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Giovanni Dos Santos Song (Lyric only)
A Chant About Our Giovani Dos Santos(It's To The Tune ... |
Hall of Fame | 320 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Tottenham's Number 9 - different (Lyric only)
Ode To Pavyluchenko |
Made Up | 317 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Super Pav (Lyric only)
For Spurs Russian front man |
Hall of Fame | 311 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Just A Little Boy (Lyric only)
Anti Arsenal, it says it all. |
Anthems | 310 | |
| 78 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only)
dad washes elephants and mums a whore |
'avin a Go | 305 | Rate it |
| 79 |
I Love You Gomes (Lyric only)
Another great chant for Heurelho Gomes |
Hall of Fame | 296 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Robbie Keane Is Magic (Lyric only)
One for the returning Spurs legend and captain Robbie Keane |
Made Up | 292 | |
| 81 |
Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Luka Modric (Lyric only)
Tune of Bananarama's song |
Hall of Fame | 284 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Whos Got A Big Fat Mum (Lyric only)
sang at the lane when we played man city |
'avin a Go | 273 | Rate it |
| 83 |
European Tour (Lyric only)
Champions League beckons |
Classics | 267 | |
| 84 |
Eduardo Da Silva Diving (Lyric only)
Tune - 'Hi Ho Silver Diving'. One to sing to ... |
'avin a Go | 259 | Rate it |
| 85 |
McNamara's Band (Lyric only)
song to start of the 2nd half |
Vintage | 258 | |
| 86 |
Lampard And Terry (Lyric only)
Simple |
'avin a Go | 254 | |
| 87 |
No Arsenal Fans (Lyric only)
Made it up |
Made Up | 250 | |
| 88 |
Luka! (Lyric only)
To the tune of vieria woooah |
Hall of Fame | 249 | |
| 89 |
Viva John Terry Chant (Lyric only)
One for Chelsea's captain |
'avin a Go | 244 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Don’t Know Much Scouse History (Lyric only)
What a lucrative world |
Funny | 241 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Glory of the cups at White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Old Spurs classic since 1961. |
Anthems | 239 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Harry Redknapp's Blue And White Army (Lyric only)
Marching onto victory |
Hall of Fame | 238 | |
| 93 |
Amarillo (Lyric only)
Amarillo done spurs style |
Vintage | 230 | Rate it |
| 94 |
In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
You look in the dustbin for something to eat |
'avin a Go | 219 | |
| 95 |
We've Got Tommy Huddlestone (Lyric only)
Hardly noticed the f***** had gone. |
Hall of Fame | 219 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Hey Campbell (Lyric only)
Why is it so? |
'avin a Go | 216 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Park Lane v Shelfside (Lyric only)
chant |
Anthems | 215 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Your Just A Scouser (Lyric only)
Tune of You Are My Sunshine |
'avin a Go | 213 | |
| 99 |
Have You Ever Seen Campbell With A Bird (Lyric only)
Can't say that I have |
'avin a Go | 212 | Rate it |
| 100 |
You Lost The League At White Heart Lane (Lyric only)
When we beat the scum 2-1 to put them out ... |
'avin a Go | 205 | Rate it |
| 101 |
You Are Our Lennon (Lyric only)
This is what we think of our very own Aaaron ... |
Hall of Fame | 201 | |
| 102 |
You'd Love A Pavlyuchenko (Lyric only)
To the tune "Coming Round the Mountain" |
Made Up | 198 | Rate it |
| 103 |
One Team In London (Lyric only)
Only one team in London worth supporting anyway. |
Classics | 196 | |
| 104 |
Wheres My Car (Lyric only)
Scousers robbed me car |
Funny | 195 | Rate it |
| 105 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net (Lyric only)
Who Dun It? |
Funny | 192 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Steve Bruce (Lyric only)
'ansom! |
'avin a Go | 191 | |
| 107 |
Sign On (Lyric only)
Scousers who else |
Funny | 190 | Rate it |
| 108 |
Oooooh W*nky W*nky West Ham, (Lyric only)
To the tune of the Hokey Cokey. |
Vintage | 189 | |
| 109 |
We Love You Mod (Lyric only)
Chant for Modric - Tune of 'We are the Mods' ... |
Hall of Fame | 189 | |
| 110 |
Sing Up It's Your Cup Final (Lyric only)
When the Hammers come to the lane..... |
'avin a Go | 188 | Rate it |
| 111 |
Park Lane Boy's (Lyric only)
Ready for you. |
Classics | 186 | Rate it |
| 112 |
Bentley (Lyric only)
A few home truths from us to David Bentley. Tune ... |
Made Up | 185 | |
| 113 |
Pride Of The South (Lyric only)
And rulers of London. |
Anthems | 183 | Rate it |
| 114 |
We Hate Those Northern Geordies (Lyric only)
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers |
Funny | 179 | |
| 115 |
Martin Jols Having A Party (Lyric only)
Not sure what this means? |
Hall of Fame | 176 | Rate it |
| 116 |
Arsenal Have Never Seen The Arch At Wembley (Lyric only)
Scum aint in a cup final |
Made Up | 176 | Rate it |
| 117 |
Tottenhams No 9 (Lyric only)
Quality Spurs song for Tottenhams Russian No 9 |
Hall of Fame | 176 | Rate it |
| 118 |
Jamie O'Hara (Lyric only)
Sung like compare the market |
Hall of Fame | 174 | |
| 119 |
He's Only A Poor Little Gunner (Lyric only)
No sympathy here |
'avin a Go | 171 | Rate it |
| 120 |
All Things Bright And Beautiful (Lyric only)
As God intended it. |
Classics | 171 | Rate it |
| 121 |
White Is The Colour (Lyric only)
To drown our Chelsea version |
Made Up | 171 | Rate it |
| 122 |
Up Your A*se (Lyric only)
Anti ARSE-anal chant |
'avin a Go | 169 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Sing A Song Of Chelsea Chant (Lyric only)
Something about the Chelski |
'avin a Go | 169 | |
| 124 |
Can't Smile Without You... (Lyric only)
Why we need spurs... (Ed: Can't say we've heard this ... |
Classics | 165 | |
| 125 |
Norfolk And Sufolk "Farmers" (Lyric only)
Bunch of yokels |
Funny | 164 | Rate it |
| 126 |
You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Step away from the motor. |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 127 |
Tottenhams No5 (Lyric only)
Another good spurs song this time for Tottenham's No 5 |
Hall of Fame | 162 | |
| 128 |
You're Just A Small Team In Scotland (Lyric only)
Newcastle, Sunderland |
Funny | 157 | Rate it |
| 129 |
Gareth Bale Boom Boom Boom Outhere Brothers (Lyric only)
It is taken from the song by the outhere brothers |
Hall of Fame | 156 | Rate it |
| 130 |
Roman, Roman (Lyric only)
Made up Spurs chant for our Russian agent |
Made Up | 155 | |
| 131 |
Have You Ever Seen West Ham Win A Cup? (Lyric only)
Have You Ever Seen West Ham Win A Cup? |
'avin a Go | 153 | Rate it |
| 132 |
Same Old Arsenal Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Woolwich cheats (Ed: See Youtube for tune) |
'avin a Go | 152 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Fat Annie Lennox (Lyric only)
Aimed at West ham's peroxide blond striker Dean Ashton |
Funny | 151 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Diver Ronaldo! (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo |
Funny | 149 | Rate it |
| 135 |
'Don't Change The Name!' (Lyric only)
Protest song against selling the naming rights of Spurs' new ... |
Made Up | 148 | |
| 136 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
If only I could fly. |
'avin a Go | 147 | Rate it |
| 137 |
Nouveau Chelski FC (Lyric only)
New money... |
Funny | 146 | Rate it |
| 138 |
One Yid Went To War (Lyric only)
Let's do battle then. |
'avin a Go | 146 | Rate it |
| 139 |
Paul Slateri (Lyric only)
Stalteri is a legend |
Made Up | 145 | Rate it |
| 140 |
Viera Ooh! (Lyric only)
Off he goes. |
Funny | 144 | Rate it |
| 141 |
South And Allways South (Lyric only)
Woolwich Arsenal! |
'avin a Go | 144 | Rate it |
| 142 |
We All Dream Of A Team Of Robbie Keanes (Lyric only)
To Yellow Submarine |
Hall of Fame | 143 | |
| 143 |
Get Out Your Riot Gear (Lyric only)
Sung when in the mood. |
Funny | 143 | Rate it |
| 144 |
Give Me (Lyric only)
Made this up while in the shower |
Made Up | 143 | Rate it |
| 145 |
Your Suit's From Matalan. (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans began singing their famous chant Jose Mou-rinho, Jose ... |
Funny | 142 | Rate it |
| 146 |
Benefits (Lyric only)
Song sung by Spurs to every Northern team... |
'avin a Go | 142 | |
| 147 |
Lennon Makes Man Utd Look Sh*te (Lyric only)
Lennon rips the wing in the Carling Cup final |
Made Up | 142 | Rate it |
| 148 |
Whats That Going Over Your Head (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The ... |
Classics | 142 | Rate it |
| 149 |
The Best Team In The World (Lyric only)
for the totteham hotspur |
Made Up | 140 | |
| 150 |
Hark Now Hear (Lyric only)
Listen up. |
Classics | 138 | Rate it |
| 151 |
He Goes By The Name Of Robbie Keane Chant (Lyric only)
Once a Yiddo always a Yiddo |
Made Up | 138 | Rate it |
| 152 |
F*** Em All (Lyric only)
The best of the best. |
Classics | 137 | |
| 153 |
Sing, Sing... (Lyric only)
We beat the Scum at Wembley |
'avin a Go | 137 | Rate it |
| 154 |
Alan Hutton Song (Lyric only)
The Song About Our Scottish Right Back Alan Hutton |
Hall of Fame | 137 | Rate it |
| 155 |
Geordies Luv Pukka Pies (Lyric only)
Pie eating a plenty |
Funny | 133 | Rate it |
| 156 |
Chim Chimeny (Lyric only)
Spurs chant for the first and last goal from the ... |
Hall of Fame | 130 | Rate it |
| 157 |
Calm Down (Lyric only)
Excitable Scousers |
Funny | 129 | Rate it |
| 158 |
One goal went past Carlo (Lyric only)
And from beating Chelsea 5-1 in the Worthless. |
'avin a Go | 129 | Rate it |
| 159 |
We Are The Army (Lyric only)
We're the yid army, and we are mad...... |
Classics | 129 | Rate it |
| 160 |
Woody'S Goal (Lyric only)
A Song About Woody's Goal At Wembley |
Classics | 128 | Rate it |
| 161 |
Bank Account Mayhem (Lyric only)
Sung before Dinamo Bucharest when Spurs made game highest category ... |
Funny | 127 | Rate it |
| 162 |
Oh Tottenham, Is Wonderful (Lyric only)
Full of nice things |
Classics | 127 | Rate it |
| 163 |
Sit Down Pinocchio (Lyric only)
One for Gareth Southgate |
Funny | 127 | Rate it |
| 164 |
Wilson Palacios! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Di-mi-tar Berb-atov |
Classics | 126 | Rate it |
| 165 |
Pascal Chimbonda (Lyric only)
Funny remix of the famous top 40 tune. |
Hall of Fame | 124 | Rate it |
| 166 |
You Used to Play Tottenham And Now You Play Crewe (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when they got relegated |
Funny | 124 | |
| 167 |
Super Michael Dawson (Lyric only)
Sang to Dawson at the Lane |
Hall of Fame | 122 | Rate it |
| 168 |
We've Still Got Ledley (Lyric only)
Sol's gone, but Ledley keeps on and on. |
Hall of Fame | 121 | Rate it |
| 169 |
Woodgate (Lyric only)
Woodgate chant |
Hall of Fame | 121 | Rate it |
| 170 |
Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Yuletide chant |
Classics | 120 | |
| 171 |
Steed Malbranque (Lyric only)
Simple but effective. |
Hall of Fame | 120 | Rate it |
| 172 |
One Nil In Your Cup Final (Lyric only)
One nil in their most important match, top Spurs chant |
'avin a Go | 120 | Rate it |
| 173 |
That's Why You're Number One (Lyric only)
Spurs fans salute Robbo after scoring against his understudy. |
Classics | 116 | Rate it |
| 174 |
I Love Martin Jol (Lyric only)
Sung to I love rock and roll |
Hall of Fame | 116 | Rate it |
| 175 |
Have You Ever Done The Double (Lyric only)
Didn't think so |
'avin a Go | 115 | Rate it |
| 176 |
Bonfire (Lyric only)
Burn 'em. |
'avin a Go | 114 | |
| 177 |
You're Dead And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Sung to Leicester player Elvis Hammond |
Funny | 114 | Rate it |
| 178 |
We Shall Not Be Moved (Lyric only)
We shall not be moved |
Classics | 113 | Rate it |
| 179 |
Standing On A Corner (Lyric only)
Look out! |
Anthems | 112 | Rate it |
| 180 |
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim (Lyric only)
Lovely goal it was. |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 181 |
Glory Chelski Fans (Lyric only)
Chant aimed at Chelskis glory hunters |
Funny | 111 | Rate it |
| 182 |
Fat Mugs (Lyric only)
Fat Geordie mugs |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 183 |
That Double Feeling (Lyric only)
Ancient history and gone forever. |
'avin a Go | 106 | Rate it |
| 184 |
Battle Of 2 Stands (Lyric only)
Shelf vs Park Lane vs Paxton |
Classics | 103 | |
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