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Osama is an Arsenal fan
So the rumours were true. |
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| 2 |
Arsen Wanker
Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager |
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| 3 |
Lift Frank Lampard
In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ... |
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| 4 |
Don’t Know Much Scouse History
What a lucrative world |
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| 5 |
Ashley v Ledley
Ledley's a better player and a better shag. |
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| 6 |
Glory Chelski Fans
Chant aimed at Chelskis glory hunters |
455 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net
Who Dun It? |
442 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Nouveau Chelski FC
New money... |
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| 9 |
Bank Account Mayhem
Sung before Dinamo Bucharest when Spurs made game highest category ... |
404 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Your Suit's From Matalan.
Chelsea fans began singing their famous chant Jose Mou-rinho, Jose ... |
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| 11 |
Sign On
Scousers who else |
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| 12 |
Viera Ooh!
Off he goes. |
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| 13 |
Calm Down
Excitable Scousers |
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| 14 |
You're Just A Small Team In Scotland
Newcastle, Sunderland |
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| 15 |
You Used to Play Tottenham And Now You Play Crewe
Sung to West Ham when they got relegated |
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| 16 |
I Love Tottenham More Than You
Spurs fans to their loved ones back home watching Tottenham ... |
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| 17 |
Fat Annie Lennox
Aimed at West ham's peroxide blond striker Dean Ashton |
60 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Sit Down Pinocchio
One for Gareth Southgate |
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You're Dead And You Know You Are
Sung to Leicester player Elvis Hammond |
49 | Rate it | |
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Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 25 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 7 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 8 | 4 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 9 | 4 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 10 | 4 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 11 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 12 | 3 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 13 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 14 | 3 |
Ross Malyon Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 2 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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