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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Osama is an Arsenal fan (Lyric only)
So the rumours were true. |
1,185 | ||
| 2 |
Lift Frank Lampard (Lyric only)
In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ... |
994 | ||
| 3 |
Arsen W*nker (Lyric only)
Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager |
558 | ||
| 4 |
Ashley v Ledley (Lyric only)
Ledley's a better player and a better shag. |
461 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
I Love Tottenham More Than You (Lyric only)
Spurs fans to their loved ones back home watching Tottenham ... |
428 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Don’t Know Much Scouse History (Lyric only)
What a lucrative world |
422 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Wheres My Car (Lyric only)
Scousers robbed me car |
385 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Sign On (Lyric only)
Scousers who else |
283 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
Viera Ooh! (Lyric only)
Off he goes. |
268 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Fat Annie Lennox (Lyric only)
Aimed at West ham's peroxide blond striker Dean Ashton |
251 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net (Lyric only)
Who Dun It? |
191 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Calm Down (Lyric only)
Excitable Scousers |
176 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Bank Account Mayhem (Lyric only)
Sung before Dinamo Bucharest when Spurs made game highest category ... |
172 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Your Suit's From Matalan. (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans began singing their famous chant Jose Mou-rinho, Jose ... |
166 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Diver Ronaldo! (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ronaldo |
160 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Nouveau Chelski FC (Lyric only)
New money... |
158 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
We Hate Those Northern Geordies (Lyric only)
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers |
156 | ||
| 18 |
You Used to Play Tottenham And Now You Play Crewe (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when they got relegated |
155 | ||
| 19 |
Glory Chelski Fans (Lyric only)
Chant aimed at Chelskis glory hunters |
147 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
You're Just A Small Team In Scotland (Lyric only)
Newcastle, Sunderland |
147 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Norfolk And Sufolk "Farmers" (Lyric only)
Bunch of yokels |
146 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Geordies Luv Pukka Pies (Lyric only)
Pie eating a plenty |
142 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Sit Down Pinocchio (Lyric only)
One for Gareth Southgate |
139 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
You're Dead And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Sung to Leicester player Elvis Hammond |
134 | Rate it | |
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We Hate Those Northern Geordies ...
Funny one taking the mick ...
Geordies Luv Pukka Pies (Lyric ...
Pie eating a plenty
Diver Ronaldo! (Lyric only)
To the tune of viva ...
Wheres My Car (Lyric only)
Scousers robbed me car
Norfolk And Sufolk "Farmers" (Lyric ...
Bunch of yokels
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 9 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 10 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 13 | 4 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 14 | 4 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
