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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Park Park Wherever You May Be Brilliant and one of the funniest	Man United	13,990	4.93333
2	JT's Ma Why wouldn't she? (Ed: Sorry JT)	Liverpool	6,941	4.8
3	Arsenal Pass The Ball Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...	Arsenal	6,554	Rate it
4	John Arne Riise Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.	Chelsea	6,003	5.0
5	Where's Your Mourinho Yet another sung to Chelsea.	Liverpool	5,153	4.0
6	Seen Gerrard Win The League? Well have you, aarrrgh!!!	Arsenal	4,970	5.0
7	Dirty Northern B*stards Sung to whoever comes down to the Boleyn.	West Ham	4,228	5.0
8	We Pay Your Benefit Scousers who else	Arsenal	4,048	Rate it
9	Liverpool Hoof The Ball Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...	Arsenal	3,413	4.0
10	Christian Dailly We'd let him 'ave our wives.	West Ham	2,539	5.0
11	My Garden Shed Funny fanchant refering to the home teams ground size.	Aston Villa	2,342	5.0
12	She Fell Over Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl	Arsenal	2,307	Rate it
13	My Garden Shed Sung at Old Trafford amongst others	Sunderland	2,209	5.0
14	Stand Up If You've Got A Job Funny aimed at the scousers.	West Ham	1,986	5.0
15	Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: not ...	Sunderland	1,809	5.0
16	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	Newcastle United	1,680	4.0
17	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	Newcastle United	1,666	5.0
18	Your Suit's From Matalan Having a go at the "Special one's" taste in attire.	Man City	1,633	Rate it
19	Small Town In Moscow Funny chant to wind up Chelsea.	Man City	1,424	Rate it
20	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	Newcastle United	1,106	3.0
21	Are You Grimsby In Disguise Sung when we are playing a team that ain't too ...	Hull City	894	Rate it
22	We've Won It... Sang in reply to Liverpools '5 times'	Wigan	761	3.0
23	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way they walk, they are ...	Portsmouth	734	Rate it
24	Mowbray Knock Him Out The boss has a go.	West Bromwich Albion	617	5.0
25	We Always Get S*** Refs Why does that happen, every time!	West Bromwich Albion	611	5.0
26	Arse To A Russian Chelsea sold out....	Blackburn Rovers	601	Rate it
27	Let's All Have A Disco Fun times on the terraces	Aston Villa	450	Rate it
28	Are You Villa In Disguise Was sung at Burnley recently as they wear the same ...	West Bromwich Albion	437	5.0
29	The Beast Is An Albion Fan Better than a wolf anyday.	West Bromwich Albion	399	5.0
30	This Is The Best Trip Sang at most away games	Hull City	333	Rate it
31	Nani Song When he scored the 3rd goal against Liverpool.	Man United	3,515	5.0
32	Dirk Kuyt Liverpool fans salute their striker to tune of Lord of ...	Liverpool	2,747	5.0
33	Viva John Terry We thank him for all his has done for us! ...	Man United	2,533	Rate it
34	Carra's Dad In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football ...	Liverpool	2,380	5.0
35	The Baby's Not Yours The only good thing Emmanuel ever did...	Man United	1,911	Rate it
36	Viva John Terry We thank John terry	Man United	1,765	4.88889
37	Dirk Kuyt To the tune of "F off Chelsea FC, you aint ...	Liverpool	1,739	4.5
38	Oh Owen Hargreaves The best of Moscow... (Ed: originally sung by West Ham ...	Man United	1,672	5.0
39	You Are A Scouser Having a pop at the scouse.	Chelsea	1,652	Rate it
40	Osama is an Arsenal fan So the rumours were true.	Tottenham Hotspur	1,608	Rate it
41	Viva John Terry Moscow's Loser !	Man United	1,591	5.0
42	Nemanja Vidic A funny song for the maneater himself.	Man United	1,575	5.0
43	Dirk Kuyt Sounds very similar to Rafa's got his Dick Out	Liverpool	1,548	4.0
44	Patrice Evra And his attributes	Man United	1,453	2.0
45	Moscow Sung to Liverpool	Man United	1,416	Rate it
46	Blame it on Traore To Blame It On The Boogie	Liverpool	1,321	2.0
47	10 Pence Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing ...	Man United	1,320	5.0
48	I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.	Chelsea	1,284	Rate it
49	Arsen Wanker Song about Arsenals scum what they call a manager	Tottenham Hotspur	1,254	Rate it
50	Blame Lasagne LOL	Arsenal	1,229	5.0
51	In Your Liverpool Slums Life in the 3rd world	West Ham	1,220	5.0
52	Mourinhooooo Are Ya Listening? (REVISED CHAMPIONS VERSION) This is the re-worked version of the Classic '"Mourinhooooo are ...	Man United	1,198	Rate it
53	Best Behaved Supporters Can be used for any fans really but it's sung ...	Liverpool	1,156	3.0
54	Do You Remember Who Won It In Moscow Not made up by me, by some genious United lad ...	Man United	1,155	5.0
55	Boring, Boring Arsenal. Really!	Arsenal	1,154	Rate it
56	Dirty Scouser Sung to Scousers bizarrely	Man City	1,103	Rate it
57	You'll Never Get A Job It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was ...	Arsenal	1,083	Rate it
58	Feed The Scousers Funny and great	Man United	1,044	Rate it
59	Cheer Up Stevie G Cheer up Stevie G.	Aston Villa	1,032	4.0
60	Steve Gerrard About the dirty red.	Everton	984	Rate it
61	MCFC Ranger Just the usual City	Man City	955	5.0
62	Cheryl Is Sore! Another funny Adebayor chant	Arsenal	925	Rate it
63	Mark, Mark, Mark Gonzales Heard this in Bordeaux. Sung to the tune of Delilah.	Liverpool	873	Rate it
64	Lift Frank Lampard In response to Chelsea fans singing 'Ten men went to ...	Tottenham Hotspur	873	Rate it
65	The Blackburn Family Dirty bloody Inbreds...	Man United	867	Rate it
66	Delia Smith Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season	Chelsea	852	Rate it
67	George Best Superstar Funny anti-Man U. song.	Man City	840	Rate it
68	Villa's Number 9 My Villa version of Liverpool's Torres chant	Aston Villa	837	Rate it
69	You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter Benitez hurry along & get our drinks	Arsenal	835	1.0
70	40,000 Rentboys Like dominoes!	Man United	810	Rate it
71	If You Come From Manchester Quality pub and train sing-a-long	Man United	809	5.0
72	Bring Back My Foreskin One for Tottenham	West Ham	807	4.0
73	Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.	Man United	788	5.0
74	Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum	Man United	783	5.0
75	Don’t Know Much Scouse History What a lucrative world	Tottenham Hotspur	776	Rate it
76	City Is Their Name Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ...	Man United	768	5.0
77	Magpie Ranger I want to be a magpie ranger...	Newcastle United	761	Rate it
78	Blame It On Traore Now at Charlton but can still be blamed.	Man United	748	Rate it
79	Channel 5 Heard this vs Spurs at Carling Cup	Arsenal	707	Rate it
80	Does Your Butler Know Your Here? Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"	Chelsea	695	Rate it
81	Ashley v Ledley Ledley's a better player and a better shag.	Tottenham Hotspur	695	Rate it
82	Cisses Underwear Quinnys got competition	Sunderland	680	5.0
83	Gerrard Is A W*nker Gerrards missus... tut tut	Man United	680	Rate it
84	Follow Three In A Row Sung loads at the Comunity Shield	Man United	665	5.0
85	The Hulk About John Carew (nicknamed the hulk) ...	Aston Villa	663	Rate it
86	Valon Behrami (To The Tune Of Toon Toon Barmy Army) Sung at Fulham away this year	West Ham	662	Rate it
87	City Are So Massive Sung in bars when playing in europe.	Man United	659	5.0
88	50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge To 10 Green Bottles	Arsenal	656	Rate it
89	Andy Reid Funny Andy Reid fattest man in footy.	Sunderland	650	Rate it
90	Do The Steven Gerrard Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it!	Man United	647	Rate it
91	Keane Is A Pikey A song we were singing to Keane in cup match.	Arsenal	642	2.0
92	Zola And Steve Clarke We got Zola and Steve Clarke both from Chelsea.	West Ham	635	3.0
93	Is That All She Get's At Home Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...	Chelsea	630	5.0
94	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27	Arsenal	612	Rate it
95	Dong, Dong About Dong, sang at sam plates before Roma game. tune ...	Man United	609	Rate it
96	Chelsea fans this was sung to the manu fans at old trafford ...	Aston Villa	601	Rate it
97	Jose's Dog Where is it?	Man United	589	Rate it
98	Stretford End Picnic Sung to Teddy Bears Picnic tune.	Man United	587	5.0
99	A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives To Mambo No 5	Chelsea	563	5.0
100	Mourinho Are You Listening chant about Mourinho's dog	Man United	555	Rate it

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