1 Chelsea We Paid for Your Hats We Paid for Your Hats is a Chelsea chant built around the council-tax hats line. Full lyrics below. Rank 1 · Funny
3 Chelsea Celery This Chelsea chant is a comic terrace line, shaped for quick repetition and a bit of matchday mischief from the crowd. Rank 3 · Funny
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