Championship Chants Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Always S*** On A Tesco Carrier Bag Every little helps	Wolves	1,951	5.0
2	Rather Be A Dingle Sang when albion calls us fat dingle b***ards	Wolves	1,748	5.0
3	You'll get Foot & Mouth This came about during the foot and mouth outbreak a ...	Birmingham City	1,495	Rate it
4	Tevez Is A Wedsnesdayite Our hero from West Ham.	Sheffield Wednesday	1,205	Rate it
5	O'Connor The song says it all really.	Birmingham City	1,196	Rate it
6	Ayatollah Classic Cardiff City	Cardiff City	1,160	4.5
7	Could Be Worse, We Could Be Leeds Sung about our friends (I use the term loosely) who've ...	Derby County	1,075	5.0
8	Wise, Wise Funny sung to Dennis Wise when he took Leeds United ...	Derby County	948	5.0
9	Stick Yer Blue Flag Up Ye Arse Sideways....	Queens Park Rangers	926	Rate it
10	Sign On The old classic sung to the poor people.	Nottingham Forest	917	5.0
11	One Carlos Tevez Always a hero in our book after scoring the goals ...	Sheffield Wednesday	907	Rate it
12	Cheer Up Billy Davies Sung at Billy Davies when we were away at Derby	Birmingham City	847	Rate it
13	I've Got A Shed S*it ground, no fans.	Sheffield Wednesday	804	Rate it
14	One Steve McClaren Taking the Steve out of the English.	Cardiff City	778	5.0
15	Harry Redknapp's Got A Twitch Judas. Pompey deserve him.	Southampton	771	5.0
16	Tracksuits From Matalan Dodgy....	Sheffield Utd	668	Rate it
17	Funny Goal Kick One of the best we've heard, funny...	Plymouth Argyle	651	5.0
18	Go Home Sung by QPR fans when it's getting embarrassing for the ...	Queens Park Rangers	646	Rate it
19	Let's All Have A Disco You can tell by the way we walk.	Cardiff City	611	4.0
20	We're Off To Liverpool, You're off to Blackpool Sung to L**ds Scum	Preston North End	606	Rate it
21	The Palace Family A social services minefield.	Bristol City	582	Rate it
22	Ayatollah Jonesy The boss giving it the Ayatollah.	Cardiff City	579	4.0
23	One Nil To The Famous Team Great one sung at Leeds last time.	Nottingham Forest	574	5.0
24	Always look on Turf Moor... Turf Moor Sh*t Heap	Preston North End	503	Rate it
25	Small Town In Millwall Was sung to wind up West Ham. Class.	Plymouth Argyle	487	Rate it
26	Brighton Are S*it Sung at Palace to wind 'em up.	Ipswich Town	456	Rate it
27	Let's All Have A Disco Boogy on down. Great Southampton ringtone. Sung whilst dancing around ...	Southampton	439	5.0
28	Silent Night Brilliantly made up at watford (home) tilton	Birmingham City	396	5.0
29	Malky Mackay Funny chant...	Watford	383	3.0
30	No-one Hates You No-one Cares Not the best recording. Worth putting in as is funny, ...	Crystal Palace	376	Rate it
31	One Dave Allen Sung for Sheff Wed's chairman who's sued a load of ...	Barnsley	346	Rate it
32	Can We Play You Every Week Easy, easy, easy....	Watford	313	3.5
33	Wise Out, (Wise Out) Should've been Wise in with the superb job he was ...	Preston North End	302	Rate it
34	We're Just Too Good Classic, sang at Leeds.	Doncaster Rovers	300	Rate it
35	Soya Sauce And Chicken Chops Suey brilliant made by back of tilton	Birmingham City	292	Rate it
36	Sit Down If You're Going Down Another one for those at the bottom	Preston North End	261	Rate it
37	When The Beans Come Out The Tin everybody loves beans	Birmingham City	200	Rate it
38	Foot And Mouth song for the vile	Birmingham City	154	Rate it
39	Jingle Bells Another away win	Swansea City	576	Rate it
40	Quincy Song at Wycombe when he made his debut for the ...	Birmingham City	571	5.0
41	You can stick your f*cking trophy When Swansea won League One. The trophy wasn't presented at ...	Swansea City	480	5.0
42	Let's All Go To Tescos Sung to our badly dressed foes, to the tune of ...	Birmingham City	440	Rate it
43	Sang At Nathan Dyer When Warming Up By Darren Purse Sang towards Nathan Dyer - the thief	Cardiff City	434	4.0
44	The Barnsley Family Sung to the Dingles.	Sheffield Wednesday	423	Rate it
45	Buzaky - The White Pele To the tune of Tom Hark by The Piranhas	Queens Park Rangers	400	Rate it
46	We're Cardiff, We're Barmy We're f*ckin nuts !!!!	Cardiff City	383	Rate it
47	Let's Pretend We've Scored A Goal!!!!!! This chant was first sung last season, when we got ...	Derby County	366	Rate it
48	Scousers Sung to Tranmere, Liverpool or Everton.	Sheffield Wednesday	351	5.0
49	We've Got A Super Cook Sung by Norwich at the FA Cup game versus Chelski	Norwich City	335	Rate it
50	One Vickie Pollard Wolves vs QPR, when a fat lady walked past.	Wolves	331	5.0
51	Pride Of The Midlands A song about the Forest scum.	Derby County	325	5.0
52	I Would Rather Be A Sausage Than An Egg And who wouldn't?	Birmingham City	308	5.0
53	Incy Is A Wolves Fan Sang When Wolves Beat Blackburn Rover 4-2 In Pre-season Friendlies	Wolves	305	5.0
54	Where's Your Statue Gone? Sung to saints fans, when we were losing 6-0 as ...	Wolves	297	Rate it
55	Nathan Dyer Family To the tune of Adams family sung towards nathan dyer ...	Cardiff City	296	5.0
56	Don't Cry For Me Aston Villa Classic Birmingham City humor.	Birmingham City	293	Rate it
57	I Can Ride A Tractor Sang to Ipswich fans	Wolves	290	Rate it
58	Towards Nathan Dyer Sang towards nathan dyer the theif	Cardiff City	285	4.0
59	Bring Back our Stereo... Sung when the scousers pay a visit.	Wolves	277	Rate it
60	Premier League Is Upside Down Derby County really on top of the league!!!	Derby County	261	5.0
61	You'll Never Take The Donkey! Sang At Bristol When A Blow Up Balloon Of 'Donkey' ...	Wolves	243	5.0
62	Where's The W***er With The Bell? Sung to Pompey when their bell dude went missing.	Wolves	235	Rate it
63	That Boy Sterjovski Sung at Eveton on Sunday class song.	Derby County	232	5.0
64	It's Camara You know who's hit it.	Wolves	231	5.0
65	You Are A Scouser Sung to you know who.	Birmingham City	227	Rate it
66	The Chelsea Family Very close!	Queens Park Rangers	218	Rate it
67	Seol Sung at the Reading game	Wolves	212	Rate it
68	Everywhere We Go 1 of my favourite songs	Wolves	211	Rate it
69	HammerVilla (Amarillo) A New Version Of Tony Christies Amarillo for those less ...	Birmingham City	209	5.0
70	I Can't Read, I Can't Write Funny Birmingham City humor.	Birmingham City	201	Rate it
71	Kanu This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews ...	Birmingham City	196	Rate it
72	Hollow Funny	Southampton	187	Rate it
73	The River Cole About the River Thames. (to the tune of saints go ...	Birmingham City	185	Rate it
74	There's Only One Jody Craddock He used to be sh*te	Wolves	184	4.0
75	Ebanks Blake hard man	Wolves	179	5.0
76	In The Liverpool Slums We're not the only ones who sing it I know, ...	Birmingham City	178	Rate it
77	You're Goin Down With Wednesday Gallows humour	Sheffield Wednesday	175	Rate it
78	Bristol City Could Have Got Promotion Good song that wound City up	Barnsley	172	Rate it
79	Sing When You're Farming Sang to Ipswich tractor boys when we visit them and ...	Wolves	162	Rate it
80	The Dingle Family Sang to Barnsley fans.	Doncaster Rovers	159	Rate it
81	Cheer Up Colin Calderwood song sang to colin calderwood when he comes to pride ...	Derby County	159	Rate it
82	You're S**t And You Stink Of Fish! About sums up Grimsby	Sheffield Wednesday	154	Rate it
83	Shit In A Burger! Targeted at Col U keeper Dean Gerken.	Ipswich Town	144	Rate it
84	I Would Rather Be A Farmer Than A Thief Sung to scousers	Ipswich Town	139	Rate it
85	You Don't Know What You're Doing Sung a while back by Coventry fans when a bride ...	Coventry City	139	5.0
86	Scotland Because of all our Scottish team.	Plymouth Argyle	134	Rate it
87	Bill Odie Bill Oddie To the tune of Madonna's erotica.	Reading	130	Rate it
88	Harry Paid Them Off Harry Harry Paid Them Off! Harry paid them off harry harry paid them off!	Ipswich Town	127	Rate it
89	Sing When Your Fishing Another pop at Grimsby	Sheffield Wednesday	125	Rate it
90	Where's Your Caravan Gippos	Plymouth Argyle	118	Rate it
91	Whos The Gay Boy wolves v coventry when there was a person in pink	Wolves	114	5.0
92	Bbq Whoa! Bbq Whoa! Half The Norwich Team Got ill haha!	Ipswich Town	111	Rate it
93	Baaaale A song about Gareth Bale.	Southampton	106	Rate it
94	This Bad Away From Home!!!! Sang at Doncaster to the tune of \'Oh My God\' ...	Barnsley	105	Rate it
95	I've Got A Shed Barnsley away fans let the home fans know what they ...	Barnsley	104	Rate it
96	We're F*cking Loaded!!! ITFC's New Ownership (Sung to Tom Jones' I Love You ...	Ipswich Town	101	Rate it
97	Stick Ur F*****G Tower to all u blackpool fans	Wolves	100	Rate it
98	Oh Michael Ricketts Sung at Barnsley where Ricketts made his debut.	Preston North End	98	Rate it
99	Run Piggy One for the old bill	Barnsley	98	Rate it
100	Are you shagging Ant 'n' Dec Sung back at the Geordie's after chanting are you shagging ...	Watford	98	Rate it

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