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Teesside Ambulance (Lyric only)
sung to the Geordies
Love Boro (Lyric only)
to tune of Man U ...
Came For A Parmo (Lyric ...
sung to the Geordies after ...
Your Support
Is far from the boro's
One Song
You need a bit of ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 37 |
James Rudge Middlesbrough |
| 2 | 12 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 3 | 6 |
Andy Dakin Middlesbrough |
| 4 | 5 |
Danny Liddle Middlesbrough |
| 5 | 4 |
Phil Razmo Middlesbrough |
| 6 | 3 |
Chris Connelly Middlesbrough |
| 7 | 3 |
Josh Frankland Middlesbrough |
| 8 | 2 |
James Newcombe Middlesbrough |
| 9 | 2 |
George Scott Middlesbrough |
| 10 | 2 |
Cameron Wilson Middlesbrough |
| 11 | 1 |
Bradley Goodman Middlesbrough |
| 12 | 1 |
Lewis Jackson Middlesbrough |
| 13 | 1 |
Thomas Hogg Middlesbrough |
| 14 | 1 |
David Hoskins Middlesbrough |
| 15 | 1 |
Andrew Dakin Middlesbrough |
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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Have You Ever Seen A Geordie Lift A Cup?
Bloody Geordies |
'avin a Go | 957 | |
| 2 |
Right Side / Left Side
It's funny while your singing it |
Funny | 951 | |
| 3 |
Pigbag
Another simple but jolly one we sing |
Classics | 930 | |
| 4 |
Who's That Team We Call The Boro
It's Boro! |
Classics | 812 | |
| 5 |
Sit Down You Scruffy C*nts
Geordies sit down you tramps |
'avin a Go | 777 | |
| 6 |
Mark Viduka
Classic Old MP3...he doesnt deserve it though tbh. |
Hall of Fame | 740 | |
| 7 |
You Are My Boro
Please don't take my Boro away.(Thanks to James Frankland for ... |
Classics | 709 | |
| 8 |
We Support The Boro
Sang in Block 53 (see Youtube for tune) |
Classics | 634 | |
| 9 |
Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
to the biggest muppet of them all |
'avin a Go | 619 | |
| 10 |
Hello, Hello
Old classic that's been sung for years |
Classics | 598 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Middlesbrough F.C
The finest team in football. |
Anthems | 594 | |
| 12 |
When The Reds Go Marching In
I wanna be in that Boro number |
Anthems | 557 | |
| 13 |
Boro, Boro
Simple but effective Middlesbrough chant |
Anthems | 524 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Boateng
Sung to the tune of Spandau Ballet \"Gold\". |
Hall of Fame | 496 | Rate it |
| 15 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Sung at Anfield to the tune of their "You'll Never ... |
'avin a Go | 496 | Rate it |
| 16 |
You Can Stick Yer Fu*king Bubbles
Sung at cockney w*nkers at West Ham |
'avin a Go | 494 | |
| 17 |
Teessiders
Top Middlesbrough chant |
Anthems | 482 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Build A Bonfire
Burn em. |
'avin a Go | 465 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Town Full Of Rentboys
Sung to the Chelsea nouveau |
'avin a Go | 455 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Geordies At Home Watching The Bill
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
'avin a Go | 437 | |
| 21 |
Lets Go Mental
classic rouser |
Classics | 427 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Soft Geordie B*stard
Pussies, sang to the Geordies |
'avin a Go | 418 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Tuncay Sanli
True legend |
Hall of Fame | 398 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Boro Clap
Makes a great ringtone |
Anthems | 387 | |
| 25 |
One Mike Ashley
Winding up the Geordies |
'avin a Go | 381 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Get Yer Tits Out
(Ed: Apologies to females and fat blokes) |
Funny | 366 | |
| 27 |
Red Army
Keeps marching on. |
Anthems | 347 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Going To Wembley
Wembley Here we come |
Classics | 345 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Fat Greedy B*stard
Aimed at that fat Scumbag Australian Viduka |
'avin a Go | 344 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Come On Boro
Getting behind the boy's |
Classics | 336 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Teessiders
A grand old place |
Classics | 333 | Rate it |
| 32 |
We Love You Boro
A lifelong love affair |
Classics | 323 | |
| 33 |
Julio
For our South American pocket genius - better version added |
Hall of Fame | 321 | |
| 34 |
Going Down
Not an uncommon taunt |
'avin a Go | 311 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung to the library in the corner of the Riverside |
'avin a Go | 310 | Rate it |
| 36 |
S*it
Sang in response to Newcastle's 'United' chant |
'avin a Go | 309 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Jonathan Woodgate Hates Geordies
Home grown football hero |
Hall of Fame | 290 | |
| 38 |
Massimo2
Was sung for our Italian striker who never really showed ... |
Hall of Fame | 286 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Get Into Em, F*ck Em Up
One to get the Boro going |
'avin a Go | 268 | Rate it |
| 40 |
Mark Viduka
Recorded 06/07 season. Has since gone on to do treacherous ... |
Hall of Fame | 267 | Rate it |
| 41 |
One Song
You need a bit of variation lads! |
'avin a Go | 262 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Town Full Of Mackems
Having a go at the Geordies re their town full ... |
Hall of Fame | 249 | Rate it |
| 43 |
We Are Premier League
Well we should be |
Classics | 248 | Rate it |
| 44 |
Who The F***ing Hell Are You
Old classic |
'avin a Go | 244 | Rate it |
| 45 |
One Gareth Southgate
Only one and he's ours. |
Hall of Fame | 242 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Your Support
Is far from the boro's |
'avin a Go | 241 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Stand Up If You Love Boro
On yer feet |
Classics | 232 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Attack, Attack
Go get em boys |
Classics | 229 | Rate it |
| 49 |
There's Only One Stevie Gibson
The one and only. |
Hall of Fame | 224 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Down With The Mackems
Geordies are going down with the Mackems |
'avin a Go | 221 | Rate it |
| 51 |
Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye
Cheerio, sayng goodbye to someone sent off |
'avin a Go | 219 | Rate it |
| 52 |
You Fat...
Picking out random fatties in the oppositions crowd |
'avin a Go | 218 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Mido!
Old timer now |
Hall of Fame | 216 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Gareth Southgate's Army
Sung for our great leader |
Hall of Fame | 214 | |
| 55 |
Who Are Ya
Sung when the opposition fans get a bit lippy |
'avin a Go | 198 | Rate it |
| 56 |
Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads
Get behind the Boro with this one |
Classics | 198 | Rate it |
| 57 |
Only One Mido
Gone now |
Hall of Fame | 197 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Cristiano Ronaldo (Lyric only)
For the cockiest player around. |
Funny | 326 | |
| 59 |
The Geordies Went To Rome (Lyric only)
Who's that team we all adore. |
Anthems | 291 | Rate it |
| 60 |
Build A Parmo (Lyric only)
Comical genius |
Funny | 264 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Boro Win Away (Lyric only)
To the tune of Beatles Yellow Submarine |
Made Up | 254 | Rate it |
| 62 |
When I was just a little boy (Lyric only)
Geordie haters |
'avin a Go | 236 | |
| 63 |
Aliadiere Song (Lyric only)
When Aliadiere does something good - to the tune of ... |
Hall of Fame | 230 | Rate it |
| 64 |
Holgate Aggro (Lyric only)
A real golden oldie! |
Vintage | 207 | Rate it |
| 65 |
We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only)
For those clubs who are supported by fans abroad |
'avin a Go | 200 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Sean St Ledger Boros Number 12! (Lyric Only) (Lyric only)
New singing st ledger! |
Hall of Fame | 200 | |
| 67 |
Parmo Army (Lyric only)
we love our parmo's |
Funny | 186 | Rate it |
| 68 |
We Hate Barcodes And Mackems (Lyric only)
Middlesbrough, pride of the North East |
'avin a Go | 182 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Leroy Lita (Lyric only)
New Signing! |
Hall of Fame | 173 | Rate it |
| 70 |
In The Holgate (Lyric only)
Not sung now much but it should be! |
Vintage | 169 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Shawky - Pele (Lyric only)
A version of Man U's Wayne Rooney song |
Hall of Fame | 169 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Go Back to Your Council House (Lyric only)
Sung to the scum of Newcastle |
'avin a Go | 168 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Cock Of The North (Lyric only)
Northern pride. |
Anthems | 166 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Rubbish Refs (Lyric only)
Sang at home v Villa |
'avin a Go | 165 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Always Spit On The Tyne/ Wear Side (Lyric only)
To the tune of always look on the bright side ... |
'avin a Go | 161 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Sing When Yer Skiing (Lyric only)
Boro at Sturm Graz in the UEFA Cup. |
Funny | 159 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only)
Rafa! |
'avin a Go | 158 | Rate it |
| 78 |
We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only)
Say no more. |
'avin a Go | 156 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Tuncay Sanli (Lyric only)
Boro sung this, to the tune of the Flinstones |
Hall of Fame | 155 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Alfonso Alves (Lyric only)
For the newest Legend on Teeside. |
Hall of Fame | 150 | Rate it |
| 81 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only)
Another old one I recall from the sixties |
Vintage | 148 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Glory Supporters (Lyric only)
For the truest fans only. |
'avin a Go | 145 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Joey Barton (Lyric only)
Temper, temper |
'avin a Go | 143 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Stewy Downing On The wing (Lyric only)
For club and country. |
Hall of Fame | 135 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Haway The Lads (Lyric only)
an absolute classic! |
Classics | 135 | Rate it |
| 86 |
Marlong King (Lyric only)
Made it - to the tune of hes one of ... |
Made Up | 128 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Peter Reid (Lyric only)
Anyone got a banana |
Funny | 127 | Rate it |
| 88 |
M F C.P R T, (Lyric only)
Teessiders we shall be |
Classics | 125 | Rate it |
| 89 |
Marvin Emnes, Nar Nar Nar Nar (Lyric only)
Marvin Emnes, Song |
Hall of Fame | 124 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Oh We're Half Way There (Lyric only)
One for our star striker |
Hall of Fame | 123 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Shearer - Manager (Lyric only)
Avin a go at the Geordies (goes along to the ... |
'avin a Go | 122 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Pride Of The North East (Lyric only)
Kings of Teesside |
Classics | 115 | Rate it |
| 93 |
West Stand Vs North Stand (Lyric only)
Sung between the fans at home games |
'avin a Go | 114 | |
| 94 |
Stewart Downing (Lyric only)
Makes Ronaldo look s*ite. |
Funny | 113 | Rate it |
| 95 |
Davy Wheater Other Song (Lyric only)
we love him |
Hall of Fame | 112 | |
| 96 |
Stevie G (Lyric only)
Liverpools scouser |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 97 |
Are You Sunderland (Lyric only)
Are you sunderland |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Banana Army! (Lyric only)
For Newcastle's terrible away kit! |
'avin a Go | 111 | Rate it |
| 99 |
Shearer (Lyric only)
What was sang about Shearer during when he injured his ... |
Vintage | 110 | Rate it |
| 100 |
Alves Alves (Lyric only)
To the tune of Liverpools Torres song |
Made Up | 110 | Rate it |
| 101 |
Diouf Song (Lyric only)
Because he spat at a young Boro fan in his ... |
'avin a Go | 109 | Rate it |
| 102 |
Small Town In Scotland (Lyric only)
When geordies say were a small town in Yorkshire (although ... |
'avin a Go | 107 | Rate it |
| 103 |
B-O-R-O (Lyric only)
Boro! |
Classics | 107 | Rate it |
| 104 |
We Hate The Geordies (Lyric only)
40 years after this season (sang in bars last year ... |
'avin a Go | 106 | |
| 105 |
We're Boro (Lyric only)
Off our heads we are |
Classics | 105 | Rate it |
| 106 |
Scruffy Scousers (Lyric only)
dirty scouse |
'avin a Go | 104 | Rate it |
| 107 |
Cheer Up Alan (Lyric only)
Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship |
'avin a Go | 104 | Rate it |
| 108 |
The Pope Vs The Geordies (Lyric only)
Yet another song about the Geordies. |
'avin a Go | 102 | Rate it |
| 109 |
Gareth Southgate Sort It Out (Lyric only)
To the tune of London Bridge is falling down |
Made Up | 102 | Rate it |
| 110 |
Who Let Mad Dog Out (Lyric only)
Baha Men "Who Let The Dogs Out" haha |
Hall of Fame | 101 | Rate it |
| 111 |
Mido Mido (Lyric only)
for the legand that is the mido |
Hall of Fame | 100 | Rate it |
| 112 |
Turnbull (Lyric only)
Middlesbrough's ew number 1 |
Hall of Fame | 100 | Rate it |
| 113 |
Salad Dodgers (Lyric only)
Taking the mick out of the big fellas up the ... |
'avin a Go | 99 | Rate it |
| 114 |
Shearer Wherever You Maybe (Lyric only)
Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job |
'avin a Go | 99 | Rate it |
| 115 |
He's Got No Job (Lyric only)
Un-employed Manc/ Mackem |
Made Up | 98 | Rate it |
| 116 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only)
Sung at fans leaving the stadium early |
'avin a Go | 98 | Rate it |
| 117 |
Ronaldo2 (Lyric only)
Another chants at the diving portugese lad. |
'avin a Go | 97 | Rate it |
| 118 |
Going Out (Lyric only)
FA Cup song |
Hall of Fame | 97 | Rate it |
| 119 |
Dennis Wise (Lyric only)
He watching every move the Newcastle managers make |
'avin a Go | 96 | Rate it |
| 120 |
Cause He's Dave Wheater!!! (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune Maneater by Hall & Oates |
Made Up | 96 | Rate it |
| 121 |
We Are Southgates True Army (Lyric only)
sung at away games |
Made Up | 96 | Rate it |
| 122 |
Capello Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Downing and Wheater |
Hall of Fame | 95 | Rate it |
| 123 |
Stewart Downing (Lyric only)
Number 19 - best left foot in the Premiership |
Hall of Fame | 95 | Rate it |
| 124 |
Down With The Nissan (Lyric only)
Song for Sunderland |
Made Up | 94 | |
| 125 |
Proud To Come From England (Lyric only)
Sung at welsh..teams like Cardiff, Swansea and Hereford |
'avin a Go | 94 | Rate it |
| 126 |
Gareth Southgates Boro Army (Lyric only)
We hate Sunderland |
Classics | 93 | Rate it |
| 127 |
Rochemback (Lyric only)
Sang at the Riverside after Rocky scored that dodgey freekick ... |
Hall of Fame | 93 | Rate it |
| 128 |
Youll Never Take The Boro (Lyric only)
taking the boro |
'avin a Go | 92 | Rate it |
| 129 |
Na Na....Aliadiere (Lyric only)
Aliadiere |
Hall of Fame | 92 | Rate it |
| 130 |
One Gareth Southgate (Lyric only)
Hiss hair is a bit bad |
Hall of Fame | 92 | Rate it |
| 131 |
Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
Sang at West Ham in the cup, after Joe Kinnear ... |
'avin a Go | 92 | Rate it |
| 132 |
In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only)
Rats for tea. |
'avin a Go | 91 | Rate it |
| 133 |
Massimo Maccarone X2 (Lyric only)
Yet another for the only striker boro had who was ... |
Hall of Fame | 91 | Rate it |
| 134 |
Town Full Of Geordies (Lyric only)
To p*ss of the Mackem's. |
Funny | 90 | Rate it |
| 135 |
Woodgate (Lyric only)
Woody loves it |
'avin a Go | 89 | Rate it |
| 136 |
David Wheater (Lyric only)
For The best defender in England. |
Hall of Fame | 88 | Rate it |
| 137 |
We Got The Best Defence In The North (Lyric only)
Taken from Liverpools "we got the best midfield in the ... |
Made Up | 87 | Rate it |
| 138 |
Small Town In Europe (Lyric only)
Sang at the UEFA Cup final |
Hall of Fame | 87 | Rate it |
| 139 |
We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only)
we hate sunderland |
'avin a Go | 85 | Rate it |
| 140 |
Ricky Something (Lyric only)
For Sunderland's gaffer |
'avin a Go | 85 | Rate it |
| 141 |
Marfan Emnes (Lyric only)
Remake of Pigbag |
'avin a Go | 84 | Rate it |
| 142 |
Old Man Cisse (Lyric only)
Sunderland's latest blooper |
'avin a Go | 84 | Rate it |
| 143 |
Afonso Alves2 (Lyric only)
The one they sing at the Match. |
Hall of Fame | 83 | Rate it |
| 144 |
Viva Afonso (Lyric only)
Alves (A take on Viva Ronaldo) |
Hall of Fame | 83 | Rate it |
| 145 |
Mike Ashley We Love Im (Lyric only)
The toons great owner, honerary Boro fan for f*cking up ... |
Hall of Fame | 83 | Rate it |
| 146 |
Cheerio (Lyric only)
Another FA Cup song |
'avin a Go | 83 | Rate it |
| 147 |
Geordies At Home, Watching The Bill (Lyric only)
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
'avin a Go | 81 | Rate it |
| 148 |
When Southgate Went Up (Lyric only)
We were there. |
Classics | 80 | Rate it |
| 149 |
One Job On Teesside (Lyric only)
Chant for ex player Joseph Desiree Job |
Funny | 78 | Rate it |
| 150 |
Came For A Parmo (Lyric only)
sung to the Geordies after the Derby |
Funny | 13 | Rate it |
| 151 |
Teesside Ambulance (Lyric only)
sung to the Geordies |
'avin a Go | 0 | Rate it |
| 152 |
Love Boro (Lyric only)
to tune of Man U song "Love United and hate ... |
Anthems | 0 | Rate it |
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