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All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Middlesbrough FC Anthems

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The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Middlesbrough FC Funny Football Chants

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Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Middlesbrough FC Classic Football Songs

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Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Middlesbrough FC Vintage Football Chants

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Latest Middlesbrough chants

Your Support
Is far from the boro's

One Song
You need a bit of ...

Go Back to Your Council ...
Sung to the scum of ...

Shawky - Pele (Lyric only)
A version of Man U's ...

Haway The Lads (Lyric only)
an absolute classic!

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Middlesbrough Chants

Sounds of the Riverside! How many times will the Mackems and the Geordies get slated?

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Right Side / Left Side It's funny while your singing it	Funny	802	5.0
2	Pigbag Another simple but jolly one we sing	Classics	753	5.0
3	Who's That Team We Call The Boro It's Boro!	Classics	680	5.0
4	Have You Ever Seen A Geordie Lift A Cup? Bloody Geordies	'avin a Go	678	5.0
5	Sit Down You Scruffy C*nts Geordies sit down you tramps	'avin a Go	621	5.0

6	You Are My Boro Please don't take my Boro away.(Thanks to James Frankland for ...	Classics	559	5.0
7	Mark Viduka Classic Old MP3...he doesnt deserve it though tbh.	Hall of Fame	559	Rate it
8	We Support The Boro Sang in Block 53 (see Youtube for tune)	Classics	519	5.0
9	Hello, Hello Old classic that's been sung for years	Classics	511	Rate it
10	Cheer Up Kevin Keegan to the biggest muppet of them all	'avin a Go	506	5.0


11	When The Reds Go Marching In I wanna be in that Boro number	Anthems	456	5.0
12	Middlesbrough F.C The finest team in football.	Anthems	444	5.0
13	Boro, Boro Simple but effective Middlesbrough chant	Anthems	426	Rate it
14	You'll Never Get A Job Sung at Anfield to the tune of their "You'll Never ...	'avin a Go	424	Rate it
15	Town Full Of Rentboys Sung to the Chelsea nouveau	'avin a Go	420	Rate it

16	You Can Stick Yer Fuking Bubbles Sung at cockney wnkers at West Ham	'avin a Go	403	Rate it
17	Boateng Sung to the tune of Spandau Ballet \"Gold\".	Hall of Fame	395	Rate it
18	Build A Bonfire Burn em.	'avin a Go	391	Rate it
19	Teessiders Top Middlesbrough chant	Anthems	390	Rate it
20	Lets Go Mental classic rouser	Classics	371	Rate it


21	Tuncay Sanli True legend	Hall of Fame	343	Rate it
22	Geordies At Home Watching The Bill Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP	'avin a Go	327	5.0
23	Boro Clap Makes a great ringtone	Anthems	312	Rate it
24	Soft Geordie B*stard Pussies, sang to the Geordies	'avin a Go	300	Rate it
25	One Mike Ashley Winding up the Geordies	'avin a Go	298	Rate it

26	Get Yer Tits Out (Ed: Apologies to females and fat blokes)	Funny	285	5.0
27	Red Army Keeps marching on.	Anthems	284	Rate it
28	Fat Greedy B*stard Aimed at that fat Scumbag Australian Viduka	'avin a Go	281	Rate it
29	We Love You Boro A lifelong love affair	Classics	279	5.0
30	Julio For our South American pocket genius - better version added	Hall of Fame	264	4.5


31	Shall We Sing A Song For You Sung to the library in the corner of the Riverside	'avin a Go	263	Rate it
32	Come On Boro Getting behind the boy's	Classics	258	Rate it
33	Teessiders A grand old place	Classics	256	Rate it
34	S*it Sang in response to Newcastle's 'United' chant	'avin a Go	254	Rate it
35	Going Down Not an uncommon taunt	'avin a Go	243	Rate it

36	Going To Wembley Wembley Here we come	Classics	243	Rate it
37	Jonathan Woodgate Hates Geordies Home grown football hero	Hall of Fame	228	1.0
38	Massimo2 Was sung for our Italian striker who never really showed ...	Hall of Fame	223	Rate it
39	One Gareth Southgate Only one and he's ours.	Hall of Fame	221	Rate it
40	Mark Viduka Recorded 06/07 season. Has since gone on to do treacherous ...	Hall of Fame	219	Rate it


41	Get Into Em, F*ck Em Up One to get the Boro going	'avin a Go	195	Rate it
42	We Are Premier League Well we should be	Classics	192	Rate it
43	Who The F***ing Hell Are You Old classic	'avin a Go	190	Rate it
44	Town Full Of Mackems Having a go at the Geordies re their town full ...	Hall of Fame	190	Rate it
45	Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye Cheerio, sayng goodbye to someone sent off	'avin a Go	181	Rate it

46	Attack, Attack Go get em boys	Classics	179	Rate it
47	Gareth Southgate's Army Sung for our great leader	Hall of Fame	176	5.0
48	There's Only One Stevie Gibson The one and only.	Hall of Fame	173	Rate it
49	Down With The Mackems Geordies are going down with the Mackems	'avin a Go	170	Rate it
50	Stand Up If You Love Boro On yer feet	Classics	169	Rate it


51	Mido! Old timer now	Hall of Fame	160	Rate it
52	Only One Mido Gone now	Hall of Fame	157	Rate it
53	Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads Get behind the Boro with this one	Classics	153	Rate it
54	Who Are Ya Sung when the opposition fans get a bit lippy	'avin a Go	149	Rate it
55	You Fat... Picking out random fatties in the oppositions crowd	'avin a Go	98	Rate it

56	One Song You need a bit of variation lads!	'avin a Go	55	Rate it
57	Your Support Is far from the boro's	'avin a Go	46	Rate it
58	Cristiano Ronaldo (Lyric only) For the cockiest player around.	Funny	255	3.0
59	Sean St Ledger Boros Number 12! (Lyric Only) (Lyric only) New singing st ledger!	Hall of Fame	233	5.0
60	The Geordies Went To Rome (Lyric only) Who's that team we all adore.	Anthems	215	Rate it


61	Build A Parmo (Lyric only) Comical genius	Funny	213	Rate it
62	Boro Win Away (Lyric only) To the tune of Beatles Yellow Submarine	Made Up	203	Rate it
63	When I was just a little boy (Lyric only) Geordie haters	'avin a Go	190	5.0
64	Aliadiere Song (Lyric only) When Aliadiere does something good - to the tune of ...	Hall of Fame	183	Rate it
65	Holgate Aggro (Lyric only) A real golden oldie!	Vintage	170	Rate it

66	Cock Of The North (Lyric only) Northern pride.	Anthems	167	Rate it
67	We Hate Barcodes And Mackems (Lyric only) Middlesbrough, pride of the North East	'avin a Go	165	Rate it
68	Rubbish Refs (Lyric only) Sang at home v Villa	'avin a Go	165	Rate it
69	Leroy Lita (Lyric only) New Signing!	Hall of Fame	165	Rate it
70	Parmo Army (Lyric only) we love our parmo's	Funny	163	Rate it


71	We Support Our Local Team (Lyric only) For those clubs who are supported by fans abroad	'avin a Go	159	Rate it
72	We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only) Another old one I recall from the sixties	Vintage	158	Rate it
73	In The Holgate (Lyric only) Not sung now much but it should be!	Vintage	156	Rate it
74	Alfonso Alves (Lyric only) For the newest Legend on Teeside.	Hall of Fame	150	Rate it
75	Always Spit On The Tyne/ Wear Side (Lyric only) To the tune of always look on the bright side ...	'avin a Go	149	Rate it

76	Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only) Rafa!	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
77	Oh We're Half Way There (Lyric only) One for our star striker	Hall of Fame	146	Rate it
78	We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only) Say no more.	'avin a Go	145	Rate it
79	Glory Supporters (Lyric only) For the truest fans only.	'avin a Go	141	Rate it
80	Haway The Lads (Lyric only) an absolute classic!	Classics	141	Rate it


81	Sing When Yer Skiing (Lyric only) Boro at Sturm Graz in the UEFA Cup.	Funny	137	Rate it
82	Marvin Emnes, Nar Nar Nar Nar (Lyric only) Marvin Emnes, Song	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
83	Tuncay Sanli (Lyric only) Boro sung this, to the tune of the Flinstones	Hall of Fame	136	Rate it
84	Peter Reid (Lyric only) Anyone got a banana	Funny	127	Rate it
85	Mido Mido (Lyric only) for the legand that is the mido	Hall of Fame	125	Rate it

86	Joey Barton (Lyric only) Temper, temper	'avin a Go	125	Rate it
87	M F C.P R T, (Lyric only) Teessiders we shall be	Classics	124	Rate it
88	Marlong King (Lyric only) Made it - to the tune of hes one of ...	Made Up	124	Rate it
89	Stewy Downing On The wing (Lyric only) For club and country.	Hall of Fame	121	Rate it
90	Turnbull (Lyric only) Middlesbrough's ew number 1	Hall of Fame	121	Rate it


91	Banana Army! (Lyric only) For Newcastle's terrible away kit!	'avin a Go	114	Rate it
92	Alves Alves (Lyric only) To the tune of Liverpools Torres song	Made Up	112	Rate it
93	Stevie G (Lyric only) Liverpools scouser	'avin a Go	110	Rate it
94	Going Out (Lyric only) FA Cup song	Hall of Fame	110	Rate it
95	West Stand Vs North Stand (Lyric only) Sung between the fans at home games	'avin a Go	110	5.0

96	We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only) Sung at fans leaving the stadium early	'avin a Go	105	Rate it
97	Pride Of The North East (Lyric only) Kings of Teesside	Classics	105	Rate it
98	Are You Sunderland (Lyric only) Are you sunderland	'avin a Go	104	Rate it
99	Shearer - Manager (Lyric only) Avin a go at the Geordies (goes along to the ...	'avin a Go	104	Rate it
100	He's Got No Job (Lyric only) Un-employed Manc/ Mackem	Made Up	103	Rate it


101	Stewart Downing (Lyric only) Makes Ronaldo look s*ite.	Funny	102	Rate it
102	Youll Never Take The Boro (Lyric only) taking the boro	'avin a Go	102	Rate it
103	Gareth Southgate Sort It Out (Lyric only) To the tune of London Bridge is falling down	Made Up	102	Rate it
104	One Gareth Southgate (Lyric only) Hiss hair is a bit bad	Hall of Fame	97	Rate it
105	Proud To Come From England (Lyric only) Sung at welsh..teams like Cardiff, Swansea and Hereford	'avin a Go	97	Rate it

106	Dennis Wise (Lyric only) He watching every move the Newcastle managers make	'avin a Go	95	Rate it
107	Ronaldo2 (Lyric only) Another chants at the diving portugese lad.	'avin a Go	94	Rate it
108	Cause He's Dave Wheater!!! (Lyric only) Sung to the tune Maneater by Hall & Oates	Made Up	94	Rate it
109	B-O-R-O (Lyric only) Boro!	Classics	93	Rate it
110	Scruffy Scousers (Lyric only) dirty scouse	'avin a Go	92	Rate it


111	Shearer Wherever You Maybe (Lyric only) Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job	'avin a Go	92	Rate it
112	Shearer (Lyric only) What was sang about Shearer during when he injured his ...	Vintage	91	Rate it
113	The Pope Vs The Geordies (Lyric only) Yet another song about the Geordies.	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
114	We Hate The Geordies (Lyric only) 40 years after this season (sang in bars last year ...	'avin a Go	91	5.0
115	We Are Southgates True Army (Lyric only) sung at away games	Made Up	91	Rate it

116	Who Let Mad Dog Out (Lyric only) Baha Men "Who Let The Dogs Out" haha	Hall of Fame	91	Rate it
117	Cheer Up Alan (Lyric only) Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship	'avin a Go	91	Rate it
118	We're Boro (Lyric only) Off our heads we are	Classics	90	Rate it
119	We Got The Best Defence In The North (Lyric only) Taken from Liverpools "we got the best midfield in the ...	Made Up	90	Rate it
120	In Your Sunderland Slums (Lyric only) Rats for tea.	'avin a Go	89	Rate it


121	Davy Wheater Other Song (Lyric only) we love him	Hall of Fame	89	5.0
122	Diouf Song (Lyric only) Because he spat at a young Boro fan in his ...	'avin a Go	89	Rate it
123	Stewart Downing (Lyric only) Number 19 - best left foot in the Premiership	Hall of Fame	89	Rate it
124	Salad Dodgers (Lyric only) Taking the mick out of the big fellas up the ...	'avin a Go	88	Rate it
125	Joe Kinnear (Lyric only) Sang at West Ham in the cup, after Joe Kinnear ...	'avin a Go	88	Rate it

126	One Job On Teesside (Lyric only) Chant for ex player Joseph Desiree Job	Funny	84	Rate it
127	We Hate Sunderland (Lyric only) we hate sunderland	'avin a Go	84	Rate it
128	Small Town In Scotland (Lyric only) When geordies say were a small town in Yorkshire (although ...	'avin a Go	84	Rate it
129	David Wheater (Lyric only) For The best defender in England.	Hall of Fame	82	Rate it
130	Na Na....Aliadiere (Lyric only) Aliadiere	Hall of Fame	82	Rate it


131	Down With The Nissan (Lyric only) Song for Sunderland	Made Up	82	5.0
132	Rochemback (Lyric only) Sang at the Riverside after Rocky scored that dodgey freekick ...	Hall of Fame	82	Rate it
133	Woodgate (Lyric only) Woody loves it	'avin a Go	81	Rate it
134	Cheerio (Lyric only) Another FA Cup song	'avin a Go	81	Rate it
135	Marfan Emnes (Lyric only) Remake of Pigbag	'avin a Go	81	Rate it

136	Afonso Alves2 (Lyric only) The one they sing at the Match.	Hall of Fame	80	Rate it
137	Mike Ashley We Love Im (Lyric only) The toons great owner, honerary Boro fan for f*cking up ...	Hall of Fame	80	Rate it
138	Capello Are You Listening (Lyric only) Downing and Wheater	Hall of Fame	80	Rate it
139	Ricky Something (Lyric only) For Sunderland's gaffer	'avin a Go	80	Rate it
140	Shawky - Pele (Lyric only) A version of Man U's Wayne Rooney song	Hall of Fame	80	Rate it


141	Town Full Of Geordies (Lyric only) To p*ss of the Mackem's.	Funny	79	Rate it
142	Massimo Maccarone X2 (Lyric only) Yet another for the only striker boro had who was ...	Hall of Fame	78	Rate it
143	When Southgate Went Up (Lyric only) We were there.	Classics	77	Rate it
144	Gareth Southgates Boro Army (Lyric only) We hate Sunderland	Classics	77	Rate it
145	Geordies At Home, Watching The Bill (Lyric only) Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP	'avin a Go	77	Rate it

146	Small Town In Europe (Lyric only) Sang at the UEFA Cup final	Hall of Fame	75	Rate it
147	Viva Afonso (Lyric only) Alves (A take on Viva Ronaldo)	Hall of Fame	74	Rate it
148	Old Man Cisse (Lyric only) Sunderland's latest blooper	'avin a Go	71	Rate it
149	Go Back to Your Council House (Lyric only) Sung to the scum of Newcastle	'avin a Go	56	Rate it

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