Division One Chants Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Maxi Gradel Maxi gradel	Leicester City	2,186	5.0
2	Third World Country! Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ...	Leeds	1,296	Rate it
3	Your Ground's From B & Q Sung at Colchester 06/07 season	Leeds	1,256	Rate it
4	Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down Sung at Brighton	Leeds	1,010	Rate it
5	Goal Kick Funny A great way to put the keeper off his kick.	Leicester City	912	5.0
6	We're Sh*t And We Know We Are Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ...	Leeds	872	Rate it
7	Sh*t Ground No Bogs Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs.	Leeds	830	Rate it
8	Interbred Yorkshire Scum More social working required here.	Tranmere Rovers	577	5.0
9	Hudders Funny 1 Apparently the police are keeping him from his wild women.	Huddersfield Town	574	5.0
10	Crying On The Tele Sung to the Leeds fans seen on the box yelling ...	Huddersfield Town	554	5.0
11	Dennis Wise On A Piece Of String Favourite toy.	Swindon Town	312	Rate it
12	Wise, Wise Funny one, I think Derby also sing this.	Swindon Town	278	Rate it
13	Who Need's Mourihno Sung everytime the saviour physio comes running out.	Scunthorpe United	270	Rate it
14	We're Not Famous Anymore Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...."	Leeds	243	Rate it
15	Where's Yer Money Gone Another that was sung to the Leeds scum.	Swindon Town	202	5.0
16	League One And You Know You Are Sung to Leeds...	Swindon Town	193	2.0
17	Come To Watch The Yeovil Funny one, we sung to Leeds.	Yeovil Town	183	5.0
18	Just Like Watchin' Brazil Socrates, Zico, they're all here.	Hereford United	164	Rate it
19	Let's All Have Disco Accompanied by a bit of a shuffle around the terrace.	Yeovil Town	139	5.0
20	Posh Spice I wouldn't say no!	Crewe Alexandra	135	Rate it
21	Goal Kick Classic old way to celebrate a s*it goal kick by ...	Cheltenham Town	127	5.0
22	Grim Up North Grey, dark and it smells a bit, lovely	Brighton	106	Rate it
23	Here For The Cheltenham Sung to the home support, funny when sung to the ...	Cheltenham Town	61	Rate it
24	You're Not Scary Anymore Sad little chavs at Millwall	Leyton Orient	55	Rate it
25	You All Shop At JJB Sang to the gippos at Millwall	Leyton Orient	53	Rate it
26	Should Have Gone To The races Sang to Leeds when we played them on race day	Cheltenham Town	49	Rate it
27	Champions League, Never Again Loved singing this to the Leeds scum	Crewe Alexandra	45	Rate it
28	Enoch Showumni United's 21 He's well hung evidently	Leeds	1,468	4.5
29	We Only Came For The Shot Put Sung away at Rotherham when playing at Don Valley Stadium ...	Leeds	607	Rate it
30	Oh Maxi Gradel A song that sums up the affection Max Gradel has ...	Leicester City	532	5.0
31	Kandol In The Wind From pre season 07/08	Leeds	419	Rate it
32	Young Spotty Virgin Sung to Huddersfield 07/08 season when they had a 17yr ...	Leeds	409	Rate it
33	Left Side, Right Side Awesome chant which all the Leicester fans chant home or ...	Leicester City	347	Rate it
34	Fans Sung by Leeds fans to Port Vale fans away 07/08 ...	Leeds	345	Rate it
35	Fabien Delph! Not for sale Arsenal, Newcastle, Man U!	Leeds	335	Rate it
36	Goal Snatching B*ard Nugent the theiving Scouse b*ard who'd just scored for England ...	Leeds	301	Rate it
37	We'll Score Again Roll on the summer	Leeds	227	Rate it
38	Chris Taylor Chris Taylor	Oldham Athletic	215	Rate it
39	Just A Small Town In Norwich Sang against Ipswich in the Leeds away stand at Portman ...	Leeds	202	Rate it
40	T*ts Funny Oldham song	Oldham Athletic	178	5.0
41	ITV Is Fcking Sit Fans reaction to cr*p coverge on itv. They had to ...	Leeds	175	5.0
42	You're S**t And You're Nearly Welsh! Taunting Bristol Rovers fans to the tune of Go West	Oldham Athletic	127	Rate it
43	Setanta Sports? Taking piss out of a sh*tty channel	Leeds	125	Rate it
44	Sh*t Ground No Beer Sang at Doncaster	Oldham Athletic	121	Rate it
45	Too Few For A Taxi Oldham contraceptive comedy song.	Oldham Athletic	116	3.0
46	Millwall millwall	Colchester United	113	Rate it
47	The Norwich Family To "The Adams Family"	Leeds	111	Rate it
48	You're supposed to be a gnome Aimed at Northampton's Danny Jackman who's a bit on the ...	Millwall	107	Rate it
49	If You All Stewards Clap Your Hands Stewards can easily be changed to the name of a ...	Tranmere Rovers	106	5.0
50	The Football League Is Upside Down Sung against Hull City when they were 2nd and we ...	Walsall	102	Rate it
51	Gary Kelly Pants performance by Oldham Athletic!	Oldham Athletic	101	Rate it
52	Darragh's Money Darragh's Money	Peterborough United	74	Rate it
53	Pit Stop To Skeggy This Funny Peterborough anti-Boston song	Peterborough United	67	Rate it
54	She'll Never Walk Again To 'You'll never walk alone'	Leicester City	64	Rate it
55	Where's Your Caravan Funny song aimed at Ex Cobbler Chris Hargreaves but can ...	Peterborough United	62	Rate it
56	If Robin Hood Was Real Sung at Forest	Oldham Athletic	44	Rate it
57	5 Men Wouldn't Go Sung to Chelski when 6 players refused to travel to ...	Leeds	42	Rate it
58	Oh My God I Can't Believe It First Sung At Plymouth 06/07 season	Leeds	41	Rate it
59	One Steve Palmer Funny song about ex Don Steve Palmer	MK Dons	40	Rate it
60	Build A Bonfire Build A Bonfire LIVERPOOL HATE SONG	Tranmere Rovers	37	Rate it
61	Do you work for B&Q Sung to Blackpool fans start of 07/08 season	Leicester City	36	Rate it
62	The Les Parry Song (sung to the tune of The Musicman)	Tranmere Rovers	33	Rate it
63	Timmy Howard Has A Tic Sung when at scum when revealed he had tourettes	Leeds	31	Rate it
64	Joe Royle Stockport County taunt to rivals Manchester City as they plummeted ...	Stockport County	29	Rate it
65	Shit On The Big Mac Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken	Leeds	29	Rate it
66	You're Not Fit To Referee Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ...	Leeds	24	Rate it
67	We Can See You Washing Up To occupants of flats in corners of Leyton Orient's ground	Swindon Town	21	Rate it
68	Oh Northampton nhampton	Northampton Town	16	Rate it
69	One Julian Alsop Got sacked previously by Oxford for trying to stick a ...	Northampton Town	14	Rate it
70	Does Your Livestock Know You're Here? Sung to Norwich	Colchester United	10	Rate it
71	Living In A Palmer Wonderland One for former manager Carlton Palmer	Stockport County	9	Rate it
72	Just Like Watching Breeze Hill A song for Breeze Hill is a school near Boundary ...	Oldham Athletic	6	Rate it
73	We Can See You Holding Hand Sung to the Brighton fans	Leyton Orient	2	Rate it
74	Wheres Your Pikey Gone After Southend sold there pikey (freddy eastwood) to wolves	Leyton Orient	2	Rate it
75	Jingle Bells Jingle Bell..... Good Leeds away chant to be sung at Christmas time	Leeds	2	Rate it

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Division One Chants Songs

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Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren.

Latest Leeds chants

Jingle Bells Jingle Bell.....
Good Leeds away chant to ...

Wheres Your Pikey Gone
After Southend sold there pikey ...

We Can See You Holding ...
Sung to the Brighton fans

Just Like Watching Breeze Hill
A song for Breeze Hill ...

She'll Never Walk Again
To 'You'll never walk alone'

Top 15 Golden Voices

#	PTS	Member
1	27	Marcus Webster Man United
2	25	Daniel Skaardal Arsenal
3	18	Pat Toon Newcastle United
4	10	Matty Agar Sunderland
5	7	Louai Nasser Newcastle United
6	5	Anth Snow Hull City
7	4	Simon Hills Arsenal
8	4	Jordon Gilks West Ham
9	4	Robert Edwin Birmingham City
10	4	Liam Parnwell Wolves
11	3	Zac Bradbury Stoke City
12	3	Bluenose 1878 Everton
13	3	Sammy Funcich West Ham
14	3	Ross Malyon Crystal Palace
15	2	Jake Lyne Exeter City

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