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In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums...
Submitted 30 Jul 2007 by Theo
Warning to West Ham football fans: 'In Your Liverpool Slums' football chant sung by Hammers supporters and other WHFC football songs & soccer chants lyrics may cause offence. While some Hammers Football Club supporters regard this version of 'In Your Liverpool Slums' as harmless Upton Park terrace football songs, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to 'In Your Liverpool Slums' or download West Ham songs & chants mp3 to your computer or download WHFC ringtones to your mobile if such Upton Park terrace songs and chants are likely to upset you.
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Jack Man United fan 27 Aug 2008
YOU FUKIN SCOUSE BASTARDS