In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums...