Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. View All Vintage Football Chants
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Nicky Adams
Former midfielder and one for the future. |
Bury | 67 | Rate it |
| 2 |
Jimmy Provett's Got No Hair
Former keeper |
Bury | 55 | Rate it |
| 3 |
Only One Jimmy Provett
Another one for our former goalkeeper. |
Bury | 43 | Rate it |
| 4 |
Chris Casper's Barmy Army
Sadly departed but never forgotton. |
Bury | 42 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Kevin Bonds Barmy Army
Sang when our old manager was in charge and playing ... |
AFC Bournemouth | 28 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Kevin Bond's Barmy Army
Old one |
AFC Bournemouth | 15 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Dean Windass's Magic
Bradford City Hero chant for Dean Windass. |
Bradford City | 112 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Nice One Cyril
Old school Wycombe Cyrille Regis hero worshipping. |
Wycombe Wanderers | 107 | Rate it |
| 9 |
Posh spice
I'd have a go! |
Bradford City | 92 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net..
Brunooooooooooo |
Luton Town | 79 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Wednesday
Millers laughing Wednesday's expense |
Rotherham United | 74 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Carpet On His Head
Havin' a go at ex-player Ben Muirhead's dodgy haircut |
Bradford City | 59 | Rate it |
| 13 |
Fer Darlo
Something for Darlo Oldies |
Darlington | 52 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Tony Ford
Rochdale singin 'bout their WWII hero Tony Ford. |
Rochdale | 48 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Will Hoskins
Ex Rotherham striker - better than Michael Owen |
Rotherham United | 47 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Come on Boscombe town
Found this in a 1963 programme of Bournemouth (and boscome). ... |
AFC Bournemouth | 44 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Grazioli
Bees grateful for hero ex striker Grazioli in this chant. |
Barnet | 43 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Tommy J
Former Rochdale Defender Tommy Jaszczun |
Rochdale | 40 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Knees up Mother Brown
Up the Nationwide we go |
Accrington Stanley | 40 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Petta Is His Name
Ex Darlo hero worshipping Bobby Petta in his black and ... |
Darlington | 39 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Amoo Is on Fire
Ex Imps midfielder Ryan Amoo |
Lincoln City | 34 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Super John McDermott
Legend |
Grimsby Town | 33 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Williamson
Rotherham Utd. hero worshipping former star midfielder Lee Williamson. |
Rotherham United | 29 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Bee Army
Martin Allen's black and amber Army |
Barnet | 27 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Martin Lee
Wycombe funny fan chant! |
Wycombe Wanderers | 27 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Red Army
Martin Allen's Red Army |
Brentford | 24 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Ruby
Hero worshipping for old school Wycombe midfielder Darren (Ruby Murray)Curry ... |
Wycombe Wanderers | 22 | Rate it |
| 28 |
We Love You Burton
Deon Burton |
Brentford | 22 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Champions
Dagenham have no time for losers - promotion Classic! |
Dagenham & Redbridge | 22 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Pat Sharpe
Funny Wycombe song for Darren Currie. |
Wycombe Wanderers | 22 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Benny B
Scoring goals for Brentford |
Brentford | 20 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Paul Incieo
Macclesfield hero worshipping former player/manager |
Macclesfield Town | 17 | Rate it |
| 33 |
Sanchez Barmy Army
Wycome classic; Lawrie Sanchez' Barmy Army |
Wycombe Wanderers | 14 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Layer Road Is Falling Down
Wycombe layin into Col U's stadium. |
Wycombe Wanderers | 14 | Rate it |
| 35 |
We've Got The Biggest Club In The NFC
Size does matter in the NFC (Nationwide Football Conference) |
Accrington Stanley | 13 | Rate it |
| 36 |
If You Come Down To Blundell Park
To Teddy Bears' Picnic |
Grimsby Town | 12 | Rate it |
| 37 |
I Was Born Under The Pontoon Stand
Mike B |
Grimsby Town | 12 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Ashley Bayes
Ex Morecambe keeper |
Morecambe | 11 | Rate it |
| 39 |
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside
Those were the days! |
Grimsby Town | 10 | Rate it |
| 40 |
My Old Man
Another classic |
Grimsby Town | 9 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Bow Legged Chicken
Another oldie |
Grimsby Town | 9 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Tiptoe Through The Pontoon
Not sung these days |
Grimsby Town | 8 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Bertie Mee Said To Bill Shankly
Oldie |
Grimsby Town | 6 | Rate it |
| 44 |
Billy Rudd Dazzling Down The Wing
To Robin Hood obviously |
Grimsby Town | 5 | Rate it |
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Oldie
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 39 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 14 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 3 | 12 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 4 | 4 |
Carl Hughes Man United |
| 5 | 2 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 6 | 2 |
David Griffin Tranmere Rovers |
| 7 | 1 |
Luke Edwards Birmingham City |
| 8 | 1 |
Jake Rendle Plymouth Argyle |
| 9 | 1 |
Lfctash Liverpool |
| 10 | 1 |
David Smith Newcastle United |
| 11 | 1 |
Mog Ellis Cardiff City |
| 12 | 1 |
Darren Kenneford Luton Town |
| 13 | 1 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 14 | 1 |
Adam Drewry Aston Villa |
| 15 | 1 |
James Goodman Southampton |
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