Tune of yellow sumbarine
They're going up, But straight back down, They're going up, But straight back down, They're going up, But straight back down, They're going up, But straight back down, Torquay's going up, But they're going straight back down, They're going straight back down, They're going straight back down, Torquay's going up, But they're goin straight back down They're going straight back down, They're going straight back down, They're going down, They're going down, They're going down, They're going, Weymouth's going down, And they're going bust, They're going bust, They're going bust, Weymouth's going down, And they're going bust, They're going bust, They're going bust...
Torquays Going Up but They're Going Straight Back Down Chant
Tune of yellow sumbarine
Sung to Peterborough manager Ferguson after he beat his wife allegedly
Brian Murphy Bohs Number 1 Chant
Tune of When Johnny comes marching home again