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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man United) Tune: Seasons In The Sun (Lyric only)
possible song for Gabriel Obertan! |
3,026 | ||
| 2 |
Bye Bye Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Song for the 80mil we are getting! Tune to Viva ... |
2,668 | ||
| 3 |
Valencia (Lyric only)
Possible chant for new signing Valencia |
1,941 | ||
| 4 |
Greedy Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez transfer, turned United song around!! |
1,917 | ||
| 5 |
Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant |
1,765 | ||
| 6 |
Owen Chant (Lyric only)
FOR OUR NEW SIGNING |
1,744 | ||
| 7 |
Cheer Up Wenger (Lyric only)
A variation of a classic |
1,309 | ||
| 8 |
Gerards Prison Anthem (Lyric only)
Steven Gerard |
1,272 | ||
| 9 |
Torres Is A Lump Of Sh*te (Lyric only)
Slagging liverpool |
1,193 | ||
| 10 |
Patrice Evra (Lyric only)
To the tune: By far the greatest team the world ... |
961 | ||
| 11 |
This Is How It Feels ... (Lyric only)
An expanded version of the already popular song about City, ... |
929 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Wow Ho Ho Rooney (Lyric only)
Old Pearson chant |
676 | ||
| 13 |
Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
Song made up for Berbatov |
611 | ||
| 14 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
606 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Stevie G In Prision (Lyric only)
Have fun in prison |
574 | ||
| 16 |
The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric only)
The Da Silva Twins |
573 | ||
| 17 |
Benitez Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Benitez is a zap |
535 | ||
| 18 |
Lock Up Stevie G (Lyric only)
To the tune of Daydream Believer |
496 | ||
| 19 |
Steve Gerrard (Lyric only)
To the tune of Qua Sera Sera |
486 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Cracking goal against the Villa |
464 | ||
| 21 |
Rio Ferdinand (New) (Lyric only)
New chant for KING RIO |
436 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Forever Blowing Doubles - The Ballad Of Chelsea (Lyric only)
Song for the blues! |
429 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
Poem To Non-United Fans Ha (Lyric only)
Its a poem that slags off Leeds, City and Liverpool |
429 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Tribute To El Nino (Lyric only)
Torres goal machine |
415 | ||
| 25 |
You Put Your Transfer In (Lyric only)
You do the Cristiano and change your mind |
411 | ||
| 26 |
Trophyless In Merseyside (Lyric only)
No trophy again in Liverpool |
392 | ||
| 27 |
Mambo United (Lyric only)
Funny but brill. |
370 | ||
| 28 |
Evra Step You Take (Lyric only)
To the tune of 'Ever Breath You Take' by Sting |
364 | ||
| 29 |
Rafael And Fabio's Song (Lyric only)
Just a song of appreciation for the Da Silva twins ... |
341 | ||
| 30 |
Stevie G And The Dj (Lyric only)
Another version of do the Steven Gerrard |
332 | ||
| 31 |
Cheer Up Benitez (Lyric only)
variation of a classic |
316 | ||
| 32 |
John Terry (Lyric only)
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
300 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Berbatov - Superstar (Lyric only)
A tune for United's Number 9, Dimitar Berbatov |
298 | ||
| 34 |
Ronaldo (Lyric only)
A song who just popped up in mye head after ... |
295 | ||
| 35 |
Ji Sung Parklife (Lyric only)
Celebrate the life of park. |
287 | ||
| 36 |
Evra Song (Lyric only)
A song I wrote for Patrice Evra, a man with ... |
276 | ||
| 37 |
Welbeck (Lyric only)
About are boy Danny Welbeck (Ed: I'm assuming this chant ... |
271 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Sad Rafa (Lyric only)
Song about Rafa's jealousy |
243 | ||
| 39 |
Kiko (Lyric only)
Macheda....Just a start |
231 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Rafa'S F@@King Crazy (To The Tune Of Keanos Flippin Magic (Lyric only)
Rants don't win you Premierships |
227 | ||
| 41 |
Rafa Rant (Lyric only)
Rafa shit at mindgames |
216 | ||
| 42 |
Macheda Are Ya Listening (Lyric only)
Macheda - Are You listening? - You Should be! |
214 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Who's That Jumping Off The Pier ? (Lyric only)
a song about Stevie G and Liverpool |
205 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
The Reds Are On Fire (Lyric only)
A new United anthem |
201 | ||
| 45 |
It Must Be Evra (Lyric only)
is it a monster |
200 | ||
| 46 |
Slipped On His Arse (Lyric only)
Tune of that boy Ronaldo |
195 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Chelsea Won It No Times (Lyric only)
Slagging Chelseas history |
194 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Why United (Lyric only)
Made up to the tune of Tom Jones Delilah |
193 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Your Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only)
Sing to Leeds and Liverpool..... |
189 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
We Are 17 Going On 18 (Lyric only)
This song is sung to the tune of “I am ... |
188 | ||
| 51 |
Are U France In Disguise? (Lyric only)
To be sung to arsenal |
184 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Federico Ooh Ooh (Lyric only)
Federico Macheda |
184 | ||
| 53 |
Scholes And Carrick (Lyric only)
Heard on bus from Birmingham against Chelsea |
182 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
He Told City To F**K Off (Lyric only)
its about berbatov |
178 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
Viva Namanja (Lyric only)
My new song after 6 pints. |
178 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Federico Macheda (Lyric only)
Best Macheda chant ul hear. To the tune "when Jonny ... |
173 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Dimitir Berbatov-Number 9 (Lyric only)
To the tune of - City Going Down With A ... |
172 | ||
| 58 |
He Is Ronaldo, Fergie'S Wonderboy! (Lyric only)
Song about Ronaldo's talent!! |
172 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
Uniteds Number 9 (Lyric only)
Another song for Dimitar |
171 | ||
| 60 |
New Morinho Song (Lyric only)
Too be sung at both matches against Inter Milan (08/ ... |
163 | ||
| 61 |
Follow,Follow,Follow (Lyric only)
sing this great song at the match ! |
161 | ||
| 62 |
Evra Is The Best Left Back (Lyric only)
To the tune of ultra-vox 'Vienna' |
160 | ||
| 63 |
Gerrards Bard (Lyric only)
Ripping gerrard |
159 | ||
| 64 |
Simply The Best (Lyric only)
To be sung at all Utd's matches |
158 | Rate it | |
| 65 |
Ronaldo Song (Lyric only)
Well good look ! |
155 | ||
| 66 |
We're Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will make it 4 European Championships in May, and ... |
154 | ||
| 67 |
Dimitar (Sung To Jesus Christ Superstar - Tune) (Lyric only)
New Chant for United Fans |
153 | Rate it | |
| 68 |
Ooh Ah Mecheda (Lyric only)
The new Cantona |
153 | Rate it | |
| 69 |
The Tevez Suite, Part 1 (Lyric only)
A catchy tune to be sung after a Tevez goal. |
151 | ||
| 70 |
Build A Bonfire! (Managers) (Lyric only)
this is 4 the managers i truly hate! |
150 | ||
| 71 |
Kiko Macheda (Tune Of Viva Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
For Macheda's goal against villa |
150 | ||
| 72 |
Coma United (Lyric only)
Just giving it a try, its an addition to another ... |
149 | Rate it | |
| 73 |
A Night In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks John |
148 | Rate it | |
| 74 |
Tribute To Gary Neville (Lyric only)
Gary Neville - 1 club man |
146 | ||
| 75 |
Who Are We (Lyric only)
The Ultimite Man U. Chant |
143 | ||
| 76 |
Argie Chief (Lyric only)
Carlos Tevez is a f****n red |
142 | Rate it | |
| 77 |
Fletch!! (Lyric only)
Fletch Gordon, world beater! |
141 | Rate it | |
| 78 |
Carefree (Lyric only)
sung to the Chelsea ba****ds who's money buys them no ... |
141 | ||
| 79 |
18 League Titles (Lyric only)
To be sung when we win the league again |
141 | ||
| 80 |
Da Silva (Lyric only)
Some Da Silva songs I have made up |
139 | Rate it | |
| 81 |
That Boy Macheda (Lyric only)
Yet another for Kiko |
139 | ||
| 82 |
Those Twin Da Silva's (Lyric only)
This song is about the confusing but talented Da Silva ... |
137 | ||
| 83 |
The Best We Ever Had (Lyric only)
a rap song.. just thought about it, could be nice |
137 | Rate it | |
| 84 |
Possebon The Man (Lyric only)
Possebon chant |
136 | Rate it | |
| 85 |
Rio (Lyric only)
To the Duran Duran tune |
136 | ||
| 86 |
They Call Him Kiko (Lyric only)
For The Wonder Kid Who Is Macheda (Sung To The ... |
135 | Rate it | |
| 87 |
His Name Is Rio! (Lyric only)
Tribute to the big man! |
135 | Rate it | |
| 88 |
There They Go.... (Lyric only)
Anti scouser song (To the tune of "There she goes") |
134 | Rate it | |
| 89 |
Bring The Trophy Home! (Lyric only)
Off to Rome to the tune of Nemanja! |
134 | ||
| 90 |
One All (Lyric only)
tune dedicated to utd's great night in moscow. |
133 | ||
| 91 |
Berby In Red (Lyric only)
Feel the wonder and beauty of the berby in red. |
133 | Rate it | |
| 92 |
Roman's The Robbing B*stard (Lyric only)
A tale of christmas cheer, and Russian doom. |
133 | Rate it | |
| 93 |
The Rise And Fall Of Avram (Lyric only)
Poor Chelsea .... they came so close! |
133 | Rate it | |
| 94 |
Rafas Rant (Lyric only)
We love your rants Rafa give us the boost we ... |
133 | ||
| 95 |
Champions Of The World (Lyric only)
Champions of planet earth |
132 | Rate it | |
| 96 |
Macheda Whoaa (Lyric only)
Another song for the legend |
132 | ||
| 97 |
We Are In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing in the final |
132 | Rate it | |
| 98 |
Moscow, Moscow, Moscow! (Lyric only)
Celebrating beatin the rent boys in Moscow |
131 | ||
| 99 |
United Going To Rome (Lyric only)
To the tune:: The scum are goin down,,etc |
131 | ||
| 100 |
We Won The World Club Championship (Lyric only)
Happy days |
130 | Rate it | |
| 101 |
Fergies High 5 (Lyric only)
Quintuple |
129 | ||
| 102 |
Viva Macheda (Lyric only)
Another song for our new superstar Macheda |
129 | Rate it | |
| 103 |
We Are Quiet? (Lyric only)
To the tune: No noise from the inbred boys...etc... |
129 | Rate it | |
| 104 |
Rio Rio (Lyric only)
Rio - he's fast and strong |
128 | ||
| 105 |
Oh Come Let Us Adore Dim (Lyric only)
CHRISTMAS CHANT FOR BERBIE... |
127 | ||
| 106 |
Were Gonna Win It 12 Times (Lyric only)
HA! My dad made this one up Liverpool need to ... |
127 | ||
| 107 |
The Wonderkid (Lyric only)
To the tune of Oh Manchester Is Wonderful {to the ... |
127 | ||
| 108 |
United Will Win In Rome (Lyric only)
To sing until May 27th! |
127 | ||
| 109 |
Kiko Macheda (Lyric only)
Another made up one for the legendary super sub Kiko ... |
126 | ||
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Poem To Non-United Fans Ha ...
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Gabby Obertan (Lyric only)
obertan chant
The Da Silva Brothers (Lyric ...
The Da Silva Twins
Gabriel Obertan (New Recruit Man ...
possible song for Gabriel Obertan!
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 27 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 2 | 16 |
Kieran Stuart Sunderland |
| 3 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 4 | 14 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 5 | 12 |
Ryan Houston Tottenham Hotspur |
| 6 | 10 |
Donald Thomson St Mirren |
| 7 | 9 |
Ian Dangerously Man United |
| 8 | 7 |
Niall P Man United |
| 9 | 7 |
Dan Clarke Liverpool |
| 10 | 7 |
Santiago Stritch Chelsea |
| 11 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 12 | 6 |
Andy Douglass Newcastle United |
| 13 | 5 |
D J Cardiff City |
| 14 | 5 |
Mark Thompson Sunderland |
| 15 | 5 |
Ben Hilton Sunderland |