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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keanes Liverpool Chant |
Liverpool | 3,570 | |
| 2 |
Cesc Fabregas
Ronaldo diss -the real master on the pitch |
Arsenal | 2,950 | |
| 3 |
Berbatov At United
Ripping City + Spurs |
Man United | 2,073 | |
| 4 |
Fuck Of Scouse Sung In Return To Chelsea No History
Funny having a go... |
Chelsea | 1,990 | |
| 5 |
Nasri
Ronaldo sucks and Nasri is the best |
Arsenal | 1,354 | Rate it |
| 6 |
We Are 17 Going On 18
This song is sung to the tune of “I am ... |
Man United | 1,179 | |
| 7 |
Mambo United
Funny but brill. |
Man United | 985 | |
| 8 |
Evra Step You Take
To the tune of 'Ever Breath You Take' by Sting |
Man United | 936 | |
| 9 |
Kalou V.2
We love our Kalou! |
Chelsea | 909 | |
| 10 |
Ronaldo Loves Diving
To Ronaldo When He Dives |
Arsenal | 785 | |
| 11 |
Robbie Keane
Simply the best RObbie Keane |
Liverpool | 692 | |
| 12 |
Adebayor Give Him The Ball
Repeat as many times as you want |
Arsenal | 639 | Rate it |
| 13 |
The Scum Are Going Down!
Not exactly made up, but we've never sung this before, ... |
Arsenal | 615 | Rate it |
| 14 |
David N'Gog
David Ngogg |
Liverpool | 489 | Rate it |
| 15 |
One All
tune dedicated to utd's great night in moscow. |
Man United | 438 | |
| 16 |
Roy Keane
Slagging off Roy Keane |
Newcastle United | 435 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Build A Bonfire! (Managers)
this is 4 the managers i truly hate! |
Man United | 414 | |
| 18 |
Robbie Keane
Robbie Keane song |
Liverpool | 391 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Blue Heart
For true Chelsea fans |
Chelsea | 347 | |
| 20 |
Kalou Song Verse 1& 2
2 Reasons why we love Solomon Kalou! |
Chelsea | 334 | |
| 21 |
In Response To F*Ck Off Chelsea Fc (To The Tune Of Athenry)
In response to F*ck off Chelsea FC |
Chelsea | 330 | |
| 22 |
Berby In Red
Feel the wonder and beauty of the berby in red. |
Man United | 321 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Could Have Been Born A Mackem
Nothing is worse than being a mackem |
Newcastle United | 309 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Ashley And Wise (To The "Blaydon Races")
Just something I made up to sum up the current ... |
Sunderland | 270 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Berbatov - Superstar
A tune for United's Number 9, Dimitar Berbatov |
Man United | 267 | |
| 26 |
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Arbeloa |
Liverpool | 265 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Who Ever You Are
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea |
Chelsea | 263 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Kalou 2
Kalou Song for his goal against Man Utd This Season ... |
Chelsea | 261 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Phill Bardsley
The whole world in his hands |
Sunderland | 259 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Benitez Are You Listening
Benitez is a zap |
Man United | 240 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Ji Sung Parklife
Celebrate the life of park. |
Man United | 239 | |
| 32 |
Oh Come Let Us Adore Dim
CHRISTMAS CHANT FOR BERBIE... |
Man United | 229 | |
| 33 |
Stevie G In Prision
Have fun in prison |
Man United | 211 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Gerards Prison Anthem
Steven Gerard |
Man United | 210 | |
| 35 |
Champions Of The World
Champions of planet earth |
Man United | 207 | Rate it |
| 36 |
Forever Blowing Doubles - The Ballad Of Chelsea
Song for the blues! |
Man United | 194 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Champ-Io-Ne
Mackems will always rule the land. (Ed: First heard here ... |
Sunderland | 189 | Rate it |
| 38 |
We're Going To Rome
We will make it 4 European Championships in May, and ... |
Man United | 183 | |
| 39 |
Ronaldo Song
Well good look ! |
Man United | 178 | |
| 40 |
John Terry
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
Man United | 169 | Rate it |
| 41 |
Who Are The Mags?
Sung To Ha'way The Lads Tune |
Sunderland | 166 | Rate it |
| 42 |
Agbonlahor
Just a song for are speed machine |
Aston Villa | 160 | Rate it |
| 43 |
The Tevez Suite, Part 1
A catchy tune to be sung after a Tevez goal. |
Man United | 157 | Rate it |
| 44 |
Fletch!!
Fletch Gordon, world beater! |
Man United | 156 | Rate it |
| 45 |
John Terry
The Perfect way to make fun MR. T |
Man United | 156 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Your Sh*T Without Ronaldo
Sums up Man United pretty quickly |
West Ham | 152 | |
| 47 |
Carefree
sung to the Chelsea ba****ds who's money buys them no ... |
Man United | 151 | |
| 48 |
We Won The World Club Championship
Happy days |
Man United | 149 | Rate it |
| 49 |
It Must Be Evra
is it a monster |
Man United | 148 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Evra Song
A song I wrote for Patrice Evra, a man with ... |
Man United | 140 | |
| 51 |
The Reds Are On Fire
A new United anthem |
Man United | 138 | |
| 52 |
Who Needs Torres When We'Ve Got Marlon King
Sang to the tune of the torres song (He left ... |
Hull City | 137 | Rate it |
| 53 |
Scms Go Marching
Having a go at Liverpool |
West Ham | 129 | |
| 54 |
Possebon The Man
Possebon chant |
Man United | 114 | Rate it |
| 55 |
12Tth Men Of Liverpool FC
Goes to the tune of Yellow Submarine |
Liverpool | 114 | Rate it |
| 56 |
Roman's The Robbing B*stard
A tale of christmas cheer, and Russian doom. |
Man United | 111 | Rate it |
| 57 |
Paul Slateri
Stalteri is a legend |
Tottenham Hotspur | 107 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Who Are We
The Ultimite Man U. Chant |
Man United | 103 | |
| 59 |
Gabby Agbonlahor
To all the Villa fans who love Agbonlahor |
West Ham | 99 | |
| 60 |
The Rise And Fall Of Avram
Poor Chelsea .... they came so close! |
Man United | 95 | Rate it |
| 61 |
Chopra
chopra was a geordie |
Sunderland | 79 | |
| 62 |
Ashley Young
That boy Ashley |
Aston Villa | 75 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Viva Enrique
Short Chant dedicated to the Spaniard. |
Newcastle United | 68 | Rate it |
| 64 |
Kamil Zayatte, Zayatte
Dont know what the song is called for this tune ... |
Hull City | 64 | Rate it |
| 65 |
Take Me Home Anlaby Road
Made it up thought it was good. |
Hull City | 55 | Rate it |
| 66 |
John Carew
john carew |
Aston Villa | 52 | Rate it |
| 67 |
He's Got No Job
Un-employed Manc/ Mackem |
Middlesbrough | 51 | Rate it |
| 68 |
Kiamil Zayatte Plays For Guinea
Kamil Zayatte Hulls Guinea international |
Hull City | 47 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Robinho
To the tune of Tevez Tevez, Torres Torres etc |
Man City | 47 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Goal Kick
Shouted whilst a goalkick is being taken by the oppositions ... |
Hull City | 42 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Istanbul
When we win the UEFA Cup we will play at ... |
Man City | 37 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Glory Glory Hull City!!
sing it to the tune of glory glory man united ... |
Hull City | 35 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Bryan Hughes
This Should be his song in the tune of Daddy ... |
Hull City | 34 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Sheikh Mansour Has Bought City
To the tune of Old Macdonald |
Man City | 31 | Rate it |
| 75 |
One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
Great made up song |
Man City | 23 | Rate it |
| 76 |
United Are Goin To Wembley
Yes we will |
West Ham | 22 | |
| 77 |
Hey Micah
To the tune of Hey Mickey |
Man City | 19 | Rate it |
| 78 |
Cause He's Dave Wheater!!!
Sung to the tune Maneater by Hall & Oates |
Middlesbrough | 5 | Rate it |
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Cause He's Dave Wheater!!!
Sung to the tune Maneater ...
One, Two, Three, Four, Five.
Great made up song
Sheikh Mansour Has Bought City
To the tune of Old ...
Robinho
To the tune of Tevez ...
Hey Micah
To the tune of Hey ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 8 |
Ian Dangerously Man United |
| 2 | 6 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 3 | 5 |
Harry Lewis Man City |
| 4 | 4 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 5 | 3 |
David Sergeant Chelsea |
| 6 | 3 |
Connor Dougan Man United |
| 7 | 3 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 3 |
Sasha Bakal Man United |
| 9 | 3 |
Alan Mckeown Chelsea |
| 10 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 11 | 2 |
Paddy Mescall Man United |
| 12 | 2 |
Jack Simpson Man United |
| 13 | 2 |
Lee Roots Crystal Palace |
| 14 | 2 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 15 | 2 |
Jonathan Moore Sheffield Wednesday |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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