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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Agadoo
Anti-Hibs |
136 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
Romanov Is A Wally
Funny song aimed at Christmas clown! |
93 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
E I E I O
E I E I O |
85 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Your Relegation
Throwing stones at a drowning man. |
78 | Rate it | |
All the legendary football terrace anthems are here. Heart Of Midlothian Anthems
The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… Heart Of Midlothian Funny Football Songs
Your legends, fancy dans and cult heroes. Hear here! Heart Of Midlothian Hall Of Fame
Think of Songs of Praise. But with hot dog breath. Heart Of Midlothian Classic Football Songs
Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. Heart Of Midlothian 'avin a go
Golden oldie football chants from yesteryear. Heart Of Midlothian Vintage Football Chants
Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Heart Of Midlothian Made Up Chants And Songs
I've Been A Muffdiver For ...
Funny.
He's white, he's blue,
Rumoured that whilst at Dundee ...
Romanov Is A Wally
Funny song aimed at Christmas ...
Lets All Laugh At County
Inverness County comedy in this ...
Feed Ross County
Getting into the xmas spirit
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 29 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 6 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Toby Milfull Man United |
| 7 | 4 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 8 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 9 | 3 |
Toby Man United |
| 10 | 3 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 11 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 12 | 2 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 13 | 2 |
Jacob Budd Colchester United |
| 14 | 2 |
Alex Shilling Exeter City |
| 15 | 2 |
Gary Onion Southampton |
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