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John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe. |
6,003 | ||
| 2 |
You Are A Scouser
Having a pop at the scouse. |
1,652 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song. |
1,284 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Delia Smith
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season |
852 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Does Your Butler Know Your Here?
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support" |
695 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Is That All She Get's At Home
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ... |
630 | ||
| 7 |
A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives
To Mambo No 5 |
563 | ||
| 8 |
You're Going Home
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers. |
524 | ||
| 9 |
You're Shish
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge |
514 | Rate it | |
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John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the ...
Delia Smith
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 ...
You Are A Scouser
Having a pop at the ...
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Often sung in the SoBar. ...
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Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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