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1 John Arne Riise
Great goal, goal of the eason maybe.
4,462
5.0
2 Funny Torres Song (Lyric only)
Great Torres song
1,818
5.0
3 I Wanna Be A Chelsea Ranger (Lyric only)
Often sung in the SoBar. Far from a family song.
1,042
5.0
4 Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such a wife...
933
5.0
5 You Are A Scouser (Lyric only)
Having a pop at the scouse.
640
5.0
6 Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true.
392
3.0
7 One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ...
346
5.0
8 Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k
343 Rate it
9 Delia Smith (Lyric only)
Sung to Norwich Fans 04/05 season
315 Rate it
10 New Chant Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
276 Rate it
11 New Chant Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for
253 Rate it
12 A Little Bit Of Sheva In Our Lives (Lyric only)
To Mambo No 5
241
5.0
13 Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out
233 Rate it
14 You're Going Home (Lyric only)
Chelsea fans to a group of St John Ambulance volunteers.
229
5.0
15 You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust
212 Rate it
16 Ere's To Da Slag Dat I Love Best (Lyric only)
Live video from "So Bar"
195
5.0
17 Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out
187 Rate it
18 Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers
172 Rate it
19 Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic
168 Rate it
20 The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :)
161 Rate it
21 Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs
159 Rate it
22 Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer
158 Rate it
23 Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it
156
3.0
24 Is That All She Get's At Home (Lyric only)
Sung by the Chelsea fans to a male streaker at ...
154
5.0
25 Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ...
150 Rate it
26 Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker
140
5.0
27 Does Your Butler Know Your Here? (Lyric only)
Funny aimed at pathetic Fulham "support"
136 Rate it
28 You're Shish (Lyric only)
Chelsea Fans to the Turks (Galatasary Fans) at Stamford Bridge
135 Rate it
29 Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O
127 Rate it

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Joleon Lescot The Elephant Man ...
Whoever he's playing for

Dimitar Dimitar (Lyric only)
Whoever he's playing for

Chelsea Alouette (Lyric only)
If you don't want such ...

Let's All Have A Disco ...
D-I-S-C-O

Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
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