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1 Arsenal Pass The Ball
Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ...
10,594
5.0
2 Seen Gerrard Win The League?
Well have you, aarrrgh!!!
8,807
4.75
3 We Pay Your Benefit
Scousers who else
7,419
5.0
4 We Paid For Your Hats
To the stewards and the police
5,518
5.0
5 Come To See Eboue
Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see
4,843
5.0
6 Liverpool Hoof The Ball
Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ...
4,731
4.5
7 She Fell Over
Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl
3,687
5.0
8 You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was ...
1,413 Rate it
9 1 Man Went To Bed (Lyric only)
funny chant
1,274
5.0
10 You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only)
Benitez hurry along & get our drinks
1,005
3.0
11 Blame It On Eboue (Lyric only)
Funny
895 Rate it
12 Keane Is A Pikey (Lyric only)
A song we were singing to Keane in cup match.
811
2.0
13 He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby (Lyric only)
Abou Diaby
806 Rate it
14 Boring, Boring Arsenal. (Lyric only)
Really!
714 Rate it
15 Lasagne (Lyric only)
a song sung to spurs in the carling cup
554 Rate it
16 Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! (Lyric only)
Gerrards baby's not his!
536
3.0
17 Who Ate All The Pies? (Lyric only)
To guys like Rooney.
494 Rate it
18 He's Bald, He's Sh*t (Lyric only)
A song for a true "legend"
473 Rate it
19 There Was A Team From White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Let's all laugh at Tottnam
379 Rate it
20 Tottenham Watching Eastenders (Lyric only)
Champions League? You sure?
376 Rate it
21 50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge (Lyric only)
To 10 Green Bottles
371 Rate it
22 Pascal Cygan (Lyric only)
Was sung at Highbury when Cygan was drafted in as ...
323 Rate it
23 Sheryl Is A Slapper (Lyric only)
Tweedy prefer Ade
322 Rate it
24 Tony Adams Magic (Lyric only)
Lol funny heard it against tottenham couple of weeks back.
287 Rate it
25 When The Russian GoesTo Jail (Lyric only)
To She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
256 Rate it
26 Blame Lasagne (Lyric only)
LOL
254
5.0
27 Channel 5 (Lyric only)
Heard this vs Spurs at Carling Cup
238 Rate it
28 England no.6 (Lyric only)
England no.6Sang at David James after saving penalty from Baptista ...
215 Rate it
29 I Predict A Diet (Lyric only)
First sung by away Goonersat a rather big boned fan ...
203 Rate it
30 You're Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only)
Joey Barton...
192 Rate it
31 You F*cking Scousers (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool & Everton
185 Rate it
32 10 Points (Lyric only)
When WH fans were singing to Arsenal '"10 Men, We`ve ...
179
5.0
33 It's A Circus At The Lane! (Lyric only)
And so extremely true!
178 Rate it
34 Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
Ahhh...
177 Rate it
35 You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! (Lyric only)
Not even best in town
177 Rate it
36 David Pleat (Lyric only)
Song for ex Spurs boss.
177 Rate it
37 I Would Rather Have A Willy (Lyric only)
Gallas aka Willy, Cashley aka Cunt
174 Rate it
38 Fat Paris Hilton (Lyric only)
Aimed at former Liverpool striker Andrit Voronin
170 Rate it
39 One Team Called Arsenal! (Lyric only)
Forget the other ones.
165 Rate it
40 Sh*t Maradona! (Lyric only)
Sung to Darren Bent last season.
160 Rate it
41 Jingle Bells 2 (Lyric only)
Santa is a Goonah.
154 Rate it
42 Tottenham On Channel 5 (Lyric only)
Channel 5 on Thursdays, UEFA Cup...
153 Rate it
43 We Only Win One-Nil (Lyric only)
Just 1-0? Wow!
147 Rate it
44 I'd rather have a Willie (Lyric only)
Funny refering to the swap of defenders at the start ...
145 Rate it
45 Dvd (Lyric only)
Sung this everytime Lee Young-Pyo touched the ball.
137 Rate it
46 Does the social know you're here? (Lyric only)
Another one for the Scousers
136 Rate it
47 You Know We'd Win If We Had To! (Lyric only)
You know it!
136 Rate it
48 If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) (Lyric only)
Song for Spurs ex-keeper Paul Robinson.
132 Rate it
49 Score When We Want To (Lyric only)
Heard at Derby last season.
132 Rate it

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