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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Arsenal Pass The Ball
Took the piss at Anfield, as opposed to Liverpool hoof ... |
6,234 | ||
| 2 |
Seen Gerrard Win The League?
Well have you, aarrrgh!!! |
4,733 | ||
| 3 |
We Pay Your Benefit
Scousers who else |
3,822 | ||
| 4 |
We Paid For Your Hats
To the stewards and the police |
3,104 | ||
| 5 |
Come To See Eboue
Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see |
3,067 | ||
| 6 |
Liverpool Hoof The Ball
Great taking the pi*s out of the scousers for their ... |
2,503 | ||
| 7 |
She Fell Over
Sung when someone takes a tumble like a girl |
1,924 | ||
| 8 |
You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
It's the song we usually sing at Liverpool but was ... |
898 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only)
Benitez hurry along & get our drinks |
797 | ||
| 10 |
He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby (Lyric only)
Abou Diaby |
740 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
1 Man Went To Bed (Lyric only)
funny chant |
616 | ||
| 12 |
Who Ate All The Pies? (Lyric only)
To guys like Rooney. |
521 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Boring, Boring Arsenal. (Lyric only)
Really! |
477 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Blame It On Eboue (Lyric only)
Funny |
464 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Lasagne (Lyric only)
a song sung to spurs in the carling cup |
437 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Keane Is A Pikey (Lyric only)
A song we were singing to Keane in cup match. |
435 | ||
| 17 |
Tottenham Watching Eastenders (Lyric only)
Champions League? You sure? |
359 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Sh*t Maradona! (Lyric only)
Sung to Darren Bent last season. |
305 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
He's Bald, He's Sh*t (Lyric only)
A song for a true "legend" |
287 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
50,000 Muppets Going To Stamford Bridge (Lyric only)
To 10 Green Bottles |
256 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Pascal Cygan (Lyric only)
Was sung at Highbury when Cygan was drafted in as ... |
235 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! (Lyric only)
Gerrards baby's not his! |
220 | ||
| 23 |
Tony Adams Magic (Lyric only)
Lol funny heard it against tottenham couple of weeks back. |
207 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
England no.6 (Lyric only)
England no.6Sang at David James after saving penalty from Baptista ... |
187 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Channel 5 (Lyric only)
Heard this vs Spurs at Carling Cup |
186 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Blame Lasagne (Lyric only)
LOL |
166 | ||
| 27 |
I Would Rather Have A Willy (Lyric only)
Gallas aka Willy, Cashley aka Cunt |
164 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
There Was A Team From White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Let's all laugh at Tottnam |
162 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
When The Russian GoesTo Jail (Lyric only)
To She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain |
159 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
I Predict A Diet (Lyric only)
First sung by away Goonersat a rather big boned fan ... |
152 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
You're Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only)
Joey Barton... |
151 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Stick Your Russian Rubles (Lyric only)
You Can Stick Your Russian Rubles Up Your A*se |
148 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
We Only Win One-Nil (Lyric only)
Just 1-0? Wow! |
135 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only)
Ahhh... |
132 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
Fat Paris Hilton (Lyric only)
Aimed at former Liverpool striker Andrit Voronin |
132 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
I'd rather have a Willie (Lyric only)
Funny refering to the swap of defenders at the start ... |
130 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
Sheryl Is A Slapper (Lyric only)
Tweedy prefer Ade |
128 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
It's A Circus At The Lane! (Lyric only)
And so extremely true! |
128 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
David Pleat (Lyric only)
Song for ex Spurs boss. |
118 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
10 Points (Lyric only)
When WH fans were singing to Arsenal '"10 Men, We`ve ... |
115 | ||
| 41 |
You F*cking Scousers (Lyric only)
Sung to Liverpool & Everton |
114 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) (Lyric only)
Song for Spurs ex-keeper Paul Robinson. |
111 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Dvd (Lyric only)
Sung this everytime Lee Young-Pyo touched the ball. |
109 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! (Lyric only)
Not even best in town |
109 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
One Team Called Arsenal! (Lyric only)
Forget the other ones. |
106 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Tottenham On Channel 5 (Lyric only)
Channel 5 on Thursdays, UEFA Cup... |
104 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Jingle Bells 2 (Lyric only)
Santa is a Goonah. |
102 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Score When We Want To (Lyric only)
Heard at Derby last season. |
97 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Does the social know you're here? (Lyric only)
Another one for the Scousers |
91 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
You Know We'd Win If We Had To! (Lyric only)
You know it! |
88 | Rate it | |
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1 Man Went To Bed ...
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I Predict A Diet (Lyric ...
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 14 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolverhampton Wanderers |
| 8 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 9 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 10 | 6 |
Ryan Stewart Hamilton Academical |
| 11 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 12 | 5 |
Isaac Lodziak Green Peterborough United |
| 13 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 14 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 15 | 4 |
Matthew Seadon Aston Villa |
