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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Third World Country!
Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ... |
1,296 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
Your Ground's From B & Q
Sung at Colchester 06/07 season |
1,256 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down
Sung at Brighton |
1,010 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
We're Sh*t And We Know We Are
Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ... |
872 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Sh*t Ground No Bogs
Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs. |
830 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." |
243 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Enoch Showumni United's 21
He's well hung evidently |
1,468 | ||
| 8 |
We Only Came For The Shot Put
Sung away at Rotherham when playing at Don Valley Stadium ... |
607 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
Kandol In The Wind
From pre season 07/08 |
419 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Young Spotty Virgin
Sung to Huddersfield 07/08 season when they had a 17yr ... |
409 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Fans
Sung by Leeds fans to Port Vale fans away 07/08 ... |
345 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Fabien Delph!
Not for sale Arsenal, Newcastle, Man U! |
335 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Goal Snatching B***ard
Nugent the theiving Scouse b***ard who'd just scored for England ... |
301 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
We'll Score Again
Roll on the summer |
227 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Just A Small Town In Norwich
Sang against Ipswich in the Leeds away stand at Portman ... |
202 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
ITV Is F*cking S*it
Fans reaction to cr*p coverge on itv. They had to ... |
175 | ||
| 17 |
Setanta Sports?
Taking piss out of a sh*tty channel |
125 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
The Norwich Family
To "The Adams Family" |
111 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
5 Men Wouldn't Go
Sung to Chelski when 6 players refused to travel to ... |
42 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Oh My God I Can't Believe It
First Sung At Plymouth 06/07 season |
41 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Timmy Howard Has A Tic
Sung when at scum when revealed he had tourettes |
31 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Shit On The Big Mac
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken |
29 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ... |
24 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Jingle Bells Jingle Bell.....
Good Leeds away chant to be sung at Christmas time |
2 | Rate it | |
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Jingle Bells Jingle Bell.....
Good Leeds away chant to ...
Shit On The Big Mac
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean ...
5 Men Wouldn't Go
Sung to Chelski when 6 ...
You're Not Fit To Referee
Sung when referee was knocked ...
Timmy Howard Has A Tic
Sung when at scum when ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 27 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 25 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 7 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 4 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 9 | 4 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 10 | 4 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 11 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 12 | 3 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 13 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 14 | 3 |
Ross Malyon Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 2 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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