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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Enoch Showumni United's 21
Who's the daddy? |
6,872 | ||
| 2 |
We Nicked Your Microphone
Hilarious chant from when Leeds caused Chaos at Histon, pinching ... |
3,887 | ||
| 3 |
Interbred Scum
For the Derby |
3,240 | ||
| 4 |
Your Ground's From B & Q
Sung at Colchester 06/07 season |
2,992 | ||
| 5 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Usually sung when they sing "You're not famous...." (Ed: Better ... |
2,986 | ||
| 6 |
Third World Country!
Havin a pop at Cardiff and the Welsh in general! ... |
2,444 | ||
| 7 |
John Motson My Lord
Simply the best. Sung when the shambolic ITV were at ... |
2,392 | ||
| 8 |
Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down
Sung at Brighton |
2,108 | ||
| 9 |
We're Not Famous Anymore
Always wondered what we sounded like. Classic to Walsall's taunt ... |
1,846 | ||
| 10 |
Go On Trundle
Good advice to Lee Trundle |
1,760 | ||
| 11 |
Shoes Off If You Hate Man U!
Hilarious when the whole away holds their shoes up high |
1,670 | ||
| 12 |
We're Sh*t And We Know We Are
Sung at Derby when getting relegated 06/07 season when they ... |
1,558 | ||
| 13 |
Sh*t Ground No Bogs
Sung when at Bristol Rovers when there were no bogs. |
1,216 | ||
| 14 |
You're Not Fit To Referee
Sung when referee was knocked out cold and stretchered off ... |
971 | ||
| 15 |
Posh Spice Is A Slapper
Various versions of this going round! |
854 | ||
| 16 |
1-0 Its Your Keepers Fault
Leeds sing this when the keeper c*cks up |
427 | ||
| 17 |
The Norwich Family (Lyric only)
To "The Adams Family" |
555 | ||
| 18 |
Young Spotty Virgin (Lyric only)
Sung to Huddersfield 07/08 season when they had a 17yr ... |
430 | ||
| 19 |
Kandol In The Wind (Lyric only)
From pre season 07/08 |
315 | ||
| 20 |
If You're Watching On The Telly... (Lyric only)
For those who watch at home instead of being there! |
309 | ||
| 21 |
Shoes Off If You Hate Ken Bates (Lyric only)
Lovely sight 30,000 doing this! To the tune of Go ... |
299 | ||
| 22 |
ITV Is F*cking S*it (Lyric only)
Fans reaction to cr*p coverge on itv. They had to ... |
257 | ||
| 23 |
Setanta Sports? (Lyric only)
Taking piss out of a sh*tty channel |
222 | ||
| 24 |
5 Men Wouldn't Go (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelski when 6 players refused to travel to ... |
221 | ||
| 25 |
Fans (Lyric only)
Sung by Leeds fans to Port Vale fans away 07/08 ... |
179 | ||
| 26 |
Timmy Howard Has A Tic (Lyric only)
Sung when at scum when revealed he had tourettes |
177 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Oh My God I Can't Believe It (Lyric only)
First Sung At Plymouth 06/07 season |
167 | ||
| 28 |
Your shirts too small for you (Lyric only)
after some Colchester fan was trying to give it some ... |
154 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
We Only Came For The Shot Put (Lyric only)
Sung away at Rotherham when playing at Don Valley Stadium ... |
144 | ||
| 30 |
We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only)
Sung to Brighton |
144 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
Sh*t On The Big Mac (Lyric only)
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken |
142 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Goal Snatching B***ard (Lyric only)
Nugent the theiving Scouse b***ard who'd just scored for England ... |
139 | ||
| 33 |
What's It Like To Steal A Team? (Lyric only)
At MK Dons away; yes they stole a team. |
135 | ||
| 34 |
Just A Small Town In Norwich (Lyric only)
Sang against Ipswich in the Leeds away stand at Portman ... |
123 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
We'll Score Again (Lyric only)
Roll on the summer |
121 | Rate it | |
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Shoes Off If You Hate ...
Hilarious when the whole away ...
Shoes Off If You Hate ...
Lovely sight 30,000 doing this! ...
If You're Watching On The ...
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We're Not Famous Anymore
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At MK Dons away; yes ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 24 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 21 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 15 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 13 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 10 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 7 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 8 | 6 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 9 | 6 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 6 |
Casey Cooper-Fiske Norwich City |
| 11 | 5 |
Sebastian Cain Leyton Orient |
| 12 | 4 |
Matthew Feltham Tottenham Hotspur |
| 13 | 4 |
Dan Leese Crewe Alexandra |
| 14 | 4 |
Lee Barrow FC United |
| 15 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |
