Division 2 Chants Funny Football Songs

The latest rib ticklers from your club’s terrace wits… View All Funny Football Songs

Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	I'm A B*stard Bury scum...	Rochdale	162	Rate it
2	What A Waste Of Council Tax Funny Grimsby football chant, aimed at the police	Grimsby Town	156	Rate it
3	Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal When we're desperate for some action, it's followed by goal ...	Grimsby Town	148	Rate it
4	We P*ss On Your Fish Hehe (Ed: Never have fish and chips in Grimsby, not ...	Grimsby Town	146	5.0
5	Sing When We're Fishin' Mariners still fishin for that No 1 hit!	Grimsby Town	126	Rate it
6	Champions League To The LDV Great funny re Leeds United's demise	AFC Bournemouth	110	Rate it
7	Stand Up If You're 4-1 Down Dark football humour, laughing in the face of adversity	Grimsby Town	76	Rate it
8	Lets All Have A Disco Put yer dancing shoes on	Rochdale	25	Rate it
9	Bradford Ranger One person sings the first line, everyone else repeats. In ...	Bradford City	268	Rate it
10	Men From Wrexham Aimed at Wrexham obviously	Shrewsbury Town	150	Rate it
11	Tavern In The Town Shrewsbury Anthem for their local; The Crown.	Shrewsbury Town	124	Rate it
12	Come On A Skateboard Is That It?	Darlington	119	Rate it
13	Don't Cry For Me Telford United The truth is I cannot stand you..	Shrewsbury Town	118	Rate it
14	Did You Bring Us Any Drugs? City confusing Dutch team for Ajax in this funny chant!	Bradford City	110	Rate it
15	Bradford No. 5 City comedy	Bradford City	106	Rate it
16	Big Potential F.C. Funny	Bradford City	79	Rate it
17	Pants Off Get em off to show you care	AFC Bournemouth	74	Rate it
18	Whats It Like To S*ag A Sheep Shrewsbury Town funny aimed at Wrexham!	Shrewsbury Town	74	Rate it
19	Call Us Worzals The Worzal Gummages on the defensive in this funny chant.	Shrewsbury Town	73	Rate it
20	The Chesterfield Family Mansfield avin' a go at the funny family!	Mansfield Town	72	5.0
21	Rather Be A Cod Head Grimsby Town Funny Fisherman's song.	Grimsby Town	70	Rate it
22	The Wheels On Your House Aimed at Gippo opposition players	Shrewsbury Town	69	Rate it
23	Two Pound An Hour Havin' a crack at the Stewards	Bradford City	69	Rate it
24	What's That Creeping Out Of Your Bed Funny, but creepy Grimsby Town Song to the sound of ...	Grimsby Town	60	Rate it
25	Always look in the fields for your wife, Rochdale fielding some funny blows to Halifax and their sheepish ...	Rochdale	59	Rate it
26	You're Not Very Good Funny chant aimed at dodgy players, always more effective than ...	Exeter City	56	Rate it
27	My Garden Shed Is Bigger Than This Darlo showing that size does matter	Darlington	56	Rate it
28	Little Man Funny Barnet song for the little man in the crowd	Barnet	50	Rate it
29	My Garden Shed County slagging off Colchester's Layer road but equally applies to ...	Notts County	50	Rate it
30	You're Not Number One Funny chant, bit pointless but a constant barrage of noise ...	Exeter City	49	Rate it
31	Penny Army mit song	Darlington	49	Rate it
32	Catch The Owl Grimsby anti-sheff wed chant.	Grimsby Town	48	Rate it
33	Brighton Rock Mariners rockin the boat.	Grimsby Town	47	Rate it
34	Who's The Wanker In The Black Another chant aimed at the ref	Exeter City	46	Rate it
35	Stink Of Fish Funny imps song havin' dig @ smelly Mariners!	Lincoln City	44	Rate it
36	The Football League Is Upside Down Sung against Carlisle	Grimsby Town	41	Rate it
37	The Football League Is Upside Down Darlo showing they still have a sense of humour	Darlington	40	Rate it
38	Twist And Shout Smiles in stoppage time with this funny Barnet crowd pleaser.	Barnet	39	Rate it
39	Going Down In A Minute Sung at Leeds after being relegated 07/08 season	Gillingham	39	Rate it
40	There's Only One Carlton Palmer Sung at Mansfield when Carlton Palmer was there	Darlington	36	Rate it
41	kitman Kitman ate all the pies	Barnet	36	Rate it
42	Sing When You're Fishing About the Mariners	Lincoln City	34	Rate it
43	Is this the way to Stoke City Morecambe song havin' a go at Daggenham and Redbridge.	Morecambe	34	Rate it
44	Supermarket Trolley Shopping for Brentford songs?!	Brentford	33	Rate it
45	Swing Low Sweet Wheelbarrow A barrow of laughs!	Notts County	31	Rate it
46	Alan Brazil Funny take on Barnsley's Brazil chant.	Lincoln City	29	Rate it
47	Let's Pretend We've Scored A Goal!!!!!! Followed by leaping around and generally going crazy	Bradford City	28	Rate it
48	Stanley Fans Bit of Banter!	Morecambe	26	Rate it
49	Northern Bees Love Gravy Funny Brentford song about Gravy	Brentford	25	Rate it
50	Can We Play You Every Week If only....	Lincoln City	22	Rate it
51	You're Welsh And You Know You Are One for Bristol	Brentford	20	Rate it
52	One Leg Having a go at a Chesterfield fan with a walking ...	Brentford	20	Rate it
53	The Wheels On Your House One for opposition gypos	Brentford	20	Rate it
54	Dodgy Pie Accrington singin' in the rain..	Accrington Stanley	17	Rate it
55	Shirts Off If You Hate Argyle Funny song especially if everyone takes their shirt off	Exeter City	12	Rate it
56	We've Got Darren Currie Wycombe in the mood for Currie. Hot chant.	Wycombe Wanderers	11	Rate it

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Division 2 Chants Songs

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Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren.

Latest Exeter City chants

Shirts Off If You Hate ...
Funny song especially if everyone ...

Going Down In A Minute
Sung at Leeds after being ...

Lets All Have A Disco
Put yer dancing shoes on

I'm A B*stard
Bury scum...

Let's Pretend We've Scored A ...
Followed by leaping around and ...

Top 15 Golden Voices

#	PTS	Member
1	27	Marcus Webster Man United
2	25	Daniel Skaardal Arsenal
3	18	Pat Toon Newcastle United
4	10	Matty Agar Sunderland
5	7	Louai Nasser Newcastle United
6	5	Anth Snow Hull City
7	4	Simon Hills Arsenal
8	4	Jordon Gilks West Ham
9	4	Robert Edwin Birmingham City
10	4	Liam Parnwell Wolves
11	3	Zac Bradbury Stoke City
12	3	Bluenose 1878 Everton
13	3	Sammy Funcich West Ham
14	3	Ross Malyon Crystal Palace
15	2	Jake Lyne Exeter City

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