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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Always S*** On A Tesco Carrier Bag
Every little helps |
1,951 | ||
| 2 |
Rather Be A Dingle
Sang when albion calls us fat dingle b***ards |
1,748 | ||
| 3 |
One Vickie Pollard
Wolves vs QPR, when a fat lady walked past. |
331 | ||
| 4 |
Incy Is A Wolves Fan
Sang When Wolves Beat Blackburn Rover 4-2 In Pre-season Friendlies |
305 | ||
| 5 |
Where's Your Statue Gone?
Sung to saints fans, when we were losing 6-0 as ... |
297 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
I Can Ride A Tractor
Sang to Ipswich fans |
290 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Bring Back our Stereo...
Sung when the scousers pay a visit. |
277 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
You'll Never Take The Donkey!
Sang At Bristol When A Blow Up Balloon Of 'Donkey' ... |
243 | ||
| 9 |
Where's The W***er With The Bell?
Sung to Pompey when their bell dude went missing. |
235 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
It's Camara
You know who's hit it. |
231 | ||
| 11 |
Seol
Sung at the Reading game |
212 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Everywhere We Go
1 of my favourite songs |
211 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
There's Only One Jody Craddock
He used to be sh*te |
184 | ||
| 14 |
Ebanks Blake
hard man |
179 | ||
| 15 |
Sing When You're Farming
Sang to Ipswich tractor boys when we visit them and ... |
162 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Whos The Gay Boy
wolves v coventry when there was a person in pink |
114 | ||
| 17 |
Stick Ur F*****G Tower
to all u blackpool fans |
100 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
One Leg
sang 2 super mick |
89 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Keogh And My Wife
long blonde hair |
25 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Andy Keogh
He's crap |
16 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Baggies Home
Tescos |
12 | Rate it | |
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Fancy yourself as a football chant word smith? Enter them here and face the ratings of your fellow football loving brethren. Wolverhampton Wanderers Made Up Chants And Songs
Keogh And My Wife
long blonde hair
Andy Keogh
He's crap
Baggies Home
Tescos
Everywhere We Go
1 of my favourite songs
Stick Ur F*****G Tower
to all u blackpool fans
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| 1 | 27 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 2 | 25 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 3 | 18 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 4 | 10 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 5 | 7 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 5 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 7 | 4 |
Robert Edwin Birmingham City |
| 8 | 4 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 9 | 4 |
Simon Hills Arsenal |
| 10 | 4 |
Jordon Gilks West Ham |
| 11 | 3 |
Ross Malyon Crystal Palace |
| 12 | 3 |
Zac Bradbury Stoke City |
| 13 | 3 |
Bluenose 1878 Everton |
| 14 | 3 |
Sammy Funcich West Ham |
| 15 | 2 |
Aaron Sangha Man United |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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