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Newcastle United Terrace Anthems
- Blaydon Races (chorus only) All time classic from the Toon.
- Drunk And Disorderly Always sung and always true.
- Newcastle The basic ones are always the best. makes a great ringtone.
- Toon Black And White Army Good Newcastle United ringtone.
- We Are The Geordies We are mental and we are mad.
- When The Mags, Go Marching In All geordies will be there.
- United, Toon A real rouser.
- Keegan Wonderland King Kev's back in toon!
- Kevin Keegan's Barmy Army This is what we sing.
- He's Coming Home He's back in the Toon.
- Keegan Kevin Keegan, legend.
- Tell All The Boys You Know Glasgow calling for Toon
- We Are The Mags We are the mags
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Classic Newcastle United Terrace Chants
- Excited Geordie Funny as chuff, great ringtone.
- Geordies You canna beat a canny bag a Tudor.
- La La La Geordies Makes a tuneful ringtone.
- We Hate Sunderland Need we say more, ace ringtone.
- What Do You Think Of Sunderland Favourite ringtone.
- Keano! Sang at most home games
- Attack Classic football war cry.
- (Clap) Geordies Simple but great toon ringtone.
- Spell It Out Speling out our love.
- E-I-E-I-E-I-O King Kev!
- Cock Of The North Cock of the North
- Leazes End Aggro Leazes End Aggro
- Hark Now Hear. Hark Now Hear.
- We Hate. We Hate.
- We're Geordies we're mental
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Funny Fanchants From Newcastle United Fans
- Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?
- Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.
- Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down
- Family! Family!
- Magpie Ranger Magpie Ranger
- Peter Reid Monkey Heed
- Gooch Where Ever You Maybe A song for our new brick at the back
- You're Not Yodelling You\'re Not Yodelling
- 1-0 down 4-1 up Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy Whack
- 1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 One for the sad mackems
- The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round The wheels on your house go round and round
- Sunderlands A Massive Club F**k Off Heard this one at Carlisle
- Roy Keane Slagging off Roy Keane
- Fergie'S Right Man United Fans Are Rubbish
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Havin-a-Go
- Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.
- Your Support Rubbish.
- Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune of 'oh when the saints')
- Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters
- Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.
- What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags
- Boro vs Sevilla Boro vs Sevilla
- Wings The Of A Sparrow if i had wings the of a sparrow
- Whats That Coming Over The Hill Whats that Coming over the Hil
- Who The F**k Are Man. United Who the f*ck are Man. United
- Mackems On A String Mackems on a string
- Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems
- Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don\'t u need a passport?
- When The Russian Gets Poisoned Pollonium makes you worry?
- Mackem Takem To the tune of the laughing police man.
- this year up next year down About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy wack
- Are You Shagging Sung that when we played watford at home last season
- F*ck Off Home Manchester w*nk, w*nk, w*nk.
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Heroes of Newcastle United
- Obafemi Martins How old is he again?
- Charles N'Zogbia Song for our powerful french midfielder.
- Nicky Nicky Butt A song for are ginger solid midfielder to the theme of baby give it up.
- Alan Smith Top marksmen for the toon.
- Michael Owen Assasin extraordinaire
- Mark Viduka For the big man up front.
- Mark Viduka (Clap) Another for the big man.
- Obefemi Martins (short) Better quality but without the 21 or 28.
- One Steven Taylor Our only steady stopper.
- Only One Alan Shearer the 1 and only
- Jamie Milner Jamie Milner
- Claudio Cacapa Sang at most home games
- He's Oba Here He's Oba There The dark destroyer everywhere...
- When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble Sung to the tune of the Beatles song: Let It Be
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Golden Oldie The Magpies Chants
- EI-EI-E-I-O And up the Premier League also. Classic fanchant.
- Glen Roeder's Barmy Army And we will fight forever more.
- Nobby Solano Once a Black and White always a Geordie.
- Big Sam's Barmy Army Gone but not forgotton.
- Kieron Kieron Dyer For are former No.8
- Soopa Sib Soopa Sib
The Foul Blog
- Leyton Orient Funnies Posted Wednesday 9 Apr Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all hate ...
- Derby Funny Posted Monday 17 Mar Delusional but funny Derby. The Premier League,(The Premier League),Is Upside Down,(Is Upside Down),The Premier League is Upside Down,We're on top with the Fullham,And the Arsenal's going down... Read 2 comments
- Andy Reid Funny Fatty Posted Friday 7 Mar Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King,Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and Burger King... Read 2 comments
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