Newcastle United Funny Football Songs

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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	Get Yer Tits Out Like the log wolf whistle at the end.	1,680	4.0
2	Boro Stayed At Home Where are they?	1,666	5.0
3	Pogo If You Love The Toon Up and down	1,106	3.0
4	Magpie Ranger I want to be a magpie ranger...	761	Rate it
5	Joe Kinnear Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear	522	Rate it

6	Family! Quality song.	505	Rate it
7	1-0 down 4-1 up Sang to the Mackems to tune of Knick Knack Paddy ...	397	Rate it
8	Sunderland's A Massive Club F**k Off Heard this one at Carlisle	384	Rate it
9	For The Police What a waste of council tax.	362	Rate it
10	My Old Man Said Be A Sunderland Fan Sad mackem b*stards	346	Rate it

11	Peter Reid Monkey Heed	334	Rate it
12	Helicopter He's back!	322	Rate it
13	Down Like Joey To The Mackems	302	Rate it
14	Everybody Say Wheyaye! To tune of boom boom	294	Rate it
15	If Shola Scores... Sang at Everton	286	Rate it

16	No Silverware To tune of the Red Flag	250	Rate it
17	We Love Sunderland? ???	225	Rate it
18	My Holiday Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust	222	Rate it
19	Fergie's Right Ya Fans Are Sh*Te stupid unloyal mancs	213	Rate it
20	Gooch Where Ever You Maybe A song for our new brick at the back	205	Rate it

21	Jet Plane Sung at sponserless West Ham	198	Rate it
22	Mackems Hate 'em!	182	Rate it
23	50 Yrs No trophy in 50 years	179	Rate it
24	1-0 Down, 4-1 Up V2 One for the sad mackems	177	Rate it
25	Drinks Up if you love the Toon	170	Rate it

26	We Support Our Local Team To all the glory supporters of Manchester.	170	Rate it
27	When The Russian Gets Poisoned Pollonium makes you worry?	168	Rate it
28	Who's 46? Sang at Doncaster game	168	Rate it
29	We Drink... Newcastle Brown	161	Rate it
30	The Wheels On Your House Go Round And Round Sing to Gippos	160	Rate it

31	We're S**te! We still support	145	Rate it
32	Hodgson For Finland Sang to the funny cottagers	142	Rate it
33	The Beans Sang on really cold days	137	Rate it
34	Shoes Off No shoes	130	Rate it
35	You're Not Yodelling When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland ...	127	Rate it

36	Wheyaye! To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle	118	Rate it
37	Sit Down on the floor	94	Rate it
38	Woah Shola Ameobi tune of the hoockey coockey	89	Rate it
39	Joe Kinnear A little saviour	34	Rate it
40	Lets All Have A Disco A song to sing when you are really happy and ...	19	Rate it

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1	27	Marcus Webster Man United
2	25	Daniel Skaardal Arsenal
3	18	Pat Toon Newcastle United
4	10	Matty Agar Sunderland
5	7	Louai Nasser Newcastle United
6	5	Anth Snow Hull City
7	4	Robert Edwin Birmingham City
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9	4	Simon Hills Arsenal
10	4	Jordon Gilks West Ham
11	3	Ross Malyon Crystal Palace
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