99 Bottles of Beer: Union Songs
Opponent's manager arrested for drunk driving. Song took 15 minutes to complete; was interrupted for a goal celebration, but resumed its inexorable humiliating way nonetheless.
Lyrics
99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, Peter Vermes, Give us your keys, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. Etc... Repeat, counting down until there are no bottles of beer. This will (and did) take approx. 15 minutes.
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