Don’t Know Much Scouse History

Don’t know much Scouse history, Don’t know much about Stevie G, Don’t know much about the Spion Kop, I don’t know much except I own the lot... Don’t know much about Anfield, Don’t know much about Michael Shields, Don’t know how to even rob a car, I don’t know much about Grobelaar... What I do know is Ice Hockey, And that Parry is a n**-jockey, What a lucrative world this can be... Don’t know much about dippin’ bins, Don’t know much about heroin, Don’t know how to rock an ambulance, I don’t know much about the robot dance... Don’t know much about Kennedy, Barnes or Beardsley or Bellamy, Salif Diao or Patrick Berger, er, I don’t know much about murderers... What I do know is the bottom line, And I know that now this club is mine, What a lucrative world this can be... Don't know much about the great Scouse wit, Like chanting '"Munich'", or chucking s**t, Don't know many bad Croxteth slums, Don't know many mad Toxteth mums... Don't know much about our rival club, But nor does Rafa, who eats too much grub, Don't know much about the treble, y'all, But nor does Gerrard, unlike Neville, lol... What I do know is who gives a f**k? This ain't Istanbul, you're out of luck, What a lucrative world this can be...