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PVFC chant · England
Celery, Celery
Port Vale celery terrace joke.
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Celery, Celery is a Port Vale terrace joke with an adult punchline. It is rude, comic and deliberately daft, the kind of song that survives because the words are impossible to miss. Full lyrics below.
Lyrics for Celery, Celery
Celery, Celery,
If she don't c*m,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery.
Celery, Celery,
If she don't c*m,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery...
Language · English
Team · Port Vale
Behind the chant
What's the story behind Celery, Celery?
The lyric leans into rude comedy, making the song land as a terrace joke rather than a straight football singalong.
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