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This year up,
Next year down,
Keano likes to shag his hound,
With a nick nack paddy wack,
Give his dog a w*nk,
Keanos still a f**king manc...

About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy wack

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Warning to Newcastle United football fans: 'this year up next year down' football chants sung by The Magpies supporters and other NUFC soccer songs & chants lyrics may cause offence. While some The Magpies Football Club supporters regard this version of 'this year up next year down' as harmless St.James' Park terrace banter, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to 'this year up next year down' or download Newcastle United songs & chants mp3 to your computer or download NUFC ringtones to your mobile if such St.James' Park terrace songs and chants are likely to upset you.

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