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Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith,
Alan, Alan Smith...

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Warning to Newcastle United football fans: 'Alan Smith' football chants sung by The Magpies supporters and other NUFC soccer songs & chants lyrics may cause offence. While some The Magpies Football Club supporters regard this version of 'Alan Smith' as harmless St.James' Park terrace banter, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to 'Alan Smith' or download Newcastle United songs & chants mp3 to your computer or download NUFC ringtones to your mobile if such St.James' Park terrace songs and chants are likely to upset you.

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