Nobody dared mess with with this fella!
Born in Lesmahagow in 1951, He grew tall and he grew handsome, In that wee old Scottish town, He left Bonny Scotland, For West Brom and Shrewsbury Town, And the day that he'll remember, Is when Tommy Docherty came to town. For he bought him for eighty thousand, And brought him home to us, And now he's the finest, Of Scottish centre-half's, He stands six-foot-two, His eyes are shining blue, There isn't a single forward, He doesn't put the fright into, For he's more than just a player, He plays with all his heart, His name was Big Jim Holton, He was United's centre-half.
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United