The Cockney shit got his comeuppance

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Chelsea FC, they had a reputation, For smashing every station in the Southern Region, Acting upon reliable information, We sent a deputation from the Stretford End. One-armed Babs, he tried to take us alone, We left him lying in a pool of blood, And laughed about it all the way home. Chelsea FC, they had a reputation, We met them at the station in a devil's ambush, Acting upon reliable information, 500 Stretford Enders crept up on them, They made a mistake and tried to take us alone, We left him lying...