Sung to Scousers bizarrely
You are a Scouser, A dirty Scouser, You're only happy on giro day, Your mum's out theiving, Your dad's drug dealing, So please don't take my new car away...
Song for Mario Balotelli. (Note: People who don't know about Mario Balotelli. During a match against Dynamo Kiev, Mario had an allergic reaction to grass, had to go off at half time. At training one day he got bored, decided to throw darts outside the first floor, aiming at the youth team players, fined £100,000. He won £25,000 at a casino and gave £1000 to a homeless person.)
Why not have two versions of the best chant ever.