Another steal from the Torres tune for Kevin Davies
He's half a man and half machine, Davo, Davo He's harder than that puff Roy Keane, Davo, Davo He scores at home, he scores away I'd marry him if I were gay, Kevin Davies, the hardest man in the land!
Throwback from the pitched battles on Manchester Rd when we were at Burnden Park
Let's Pretend We've Scored a Goal! Chant
Sang to opposing teams when they think they have scored but its either disallowed or just missed