Greatest Manager
Er-nie Merrick, Merrick, Merrick, He's our man from Scotland, Er-nie Merrick, Merrick, Merrick, He is the genius in the league, To the left to the right, He keeps the victory holding tight, He puts up a fight when it's tight, AND HE MAKES MELBOURNE CHAMPIONS...
There's Only One Team in London Chant
Fulham ONLY TEAM IN LONDON (Ed: Is this a real chant?)