For the Cockney Mafia
He's fat, He's broke, His best mate is a dwarf, Ashley, Ashley!
When I Was Just a Little Boy!! Chant
this is owning that blue merseyside scum that don't even deserve a name
Can't Smile Without You... Chant
Why we need spurs... (Ed: Can't say we've heard this one been sung. If we're mistaken let us know and we'll recategorize)
You're Not Going to Asia Chant
Central Coast Mariners (13 Songs)
Sung at Newcastle because we're going the to AFC Champions League and they aren't (sung in tune of We're not gonna take it)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come on and do the Conga)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area of the shed you are in, you roar it loud. Usually goes right to left:
One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had Chant
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the tune of Ten Green Bottles Sitting on the wall