
Rio deserves this one
His name is Rio and he dances on the grass, Don't take the ball from him he'll kick your f**kin ass (to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran)
Self deprecating, funny and true. From the eighties during United's wilderness years. After yet another narrow defeat in Europe towards the end of the season.
There are many verses to this song, here's another 4 I found