Song sung by Perth Glory active fans zone "The Shed", when winning matches 2-1. Song originated in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, the local pre-match pub that fans venture to. The name comes from the turning dance done at the end of every verse, which due to fans holding their drinks, resembles a teapot. Fans repeat every line

Lyrics

Today is Friday. Friday's a shagging day, Are we happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Saturday, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Sunday, Sunday's pray day, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Monday, Monday's finger day, Sunday's pray day, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we Happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Tuesday, Tuesday's Ahhhh, Monday's finger day, Sunday's pray day, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we Happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Wednesday, Wednesday's (next opposition), Tuesday's Ahhhh, Monday's finger day, Sunday's pray day, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we Happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Today is Thursday, Thursday's drinking day, Wednesday's (next opposition), Tuesday's Ahhhh, Monday's finger day, Sunday's pray day, Saturday's football, Two to us one to them, Fridays a shagging day, Are we Happy, You bet ya life we are, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH, Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH...