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The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?)
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'The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?)' is a Perth Glory matchday singalong from The Shed. It is long, playful and repetitive, with the teapot dance built into its own matchday story. Full lyrics below.
Lyrics for The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?)
Today is Friday.
Friday's a shagging day,
Are we happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Saturday,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Sunday,
Sunday's pray day,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Monday,
Monday's finger day,
Sunday's pray day,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we Happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Tuesday,
Tuesday's Ahhhh,
Monday's finger day,
Sunday's pray day,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we Happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Wednesday,
Wednesday's (next opposition),
Tuesday's Ahhhh,
Monday's finger day,
Sunday's pray day,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we Happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Today is Thursday,
Thursday's drinking day,
Wednesday's (next opposition),
Tuesday's Ahhhh,
Monday's finger day,
Sunday's pray day,
Saturday's football,
Two to us one to them,
Fridays a shagging day,
Are we Happy,
You bet ya life we are,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH,
Duh-Duh-Duh DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH...
Language · English
Team · Perth Glory
Behind the chant
What's the story behind The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?)?
The name comes from the turning teapot-style dance described with the chant.
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