Melbourne 'Tard: PGFC Songs
Tune: You are my sunshine
Lyrics
You are a retard, A Melbourne retard, You are simple, And you are sad, Your needs are special You've got one brain cell, And that's the most you've ever had...
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(Ed: Great song, hats off! Great ringtone for your phone too. Get it on our Android and iOS apps)
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The Teapot Song (Are We Happy?) Chant
Song sung by Perth Glory active fans zone "The Shed", when winning matches 2-1. Song originated in the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, the local pre-match pub that fans venture to. The name comes from the turning dance done at the end of every verse, which due to fans holding their drinks, resembles a teapot. Fans repeat every line
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Sung by Perth Glory fans to Wellington Phoenix goalkeeper when Phoenix takes a Goal Kick. An alternative to Glory's "You Fat Bastard" chant.
